According to the biggest star in Golemrica's history, "this is a beautiful thing"
>>220578828I'd like to address this horrible HBO documentary about me. It's filled with lies and ignorance. I would never hurt CHEELDREN. I love sleeping with little boys, that's all. Just a grown man sleeping with a little boys OF COURSE I FUCKED DEEM KEEDZ, C'MON. It's so obvious. I was a good pedophile too, huh? I built a whole amusement park, and a candy store. And I say you kids like candy? And they be like yeah yeah we like yeah you like yeah well tell your mama GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. TEHEHEHE. Then I did. I was like oh shit. Didn't you all notice how I slept with little cute boys. Not little girls. Not little ugly boys. Just cute little mothafucking tight ass MHMHMHM boys. Well better get back to heaven. I got in because I apologized right before I died. Them the rules. Bye