>Me own fookin' son, a candyman.
>me own son, he can even eat the dishes
THE CANDYMAN BAKESEVERYTHING HE MAKESSATISFYING AND DELICIOUS DOODLE, DOODLE, DOO
>me own son, shoving a midget into the refrigerator
>>220580210>me own son, jacking off to an anime girl with an adult body that is canonically 16