>It's bad because.... IT JUST IS OK
>LOOK REDDIT I MADE ANOTHER ODYSSEY THREAD AM I KEWL NOW!1!?!1?1!1?
I hope Mia Goth is cute in it. :)
>>220580316On my way to work I always saw a woodcarver and he tried to make a wooden horse (1:1 scale) in almost the exact same position as the horse in Nolan's movie. Was fun seeing it get closer and closer to completion.He had bad wood or something else was wrong with it. It split in half after a while. On its own. Why is Nolan's horse on its hind legs? It's so fucking stupid
>>220580388>Why is Nolan's horse on its hind legs? It's so fucking stupidIt's a myth
>>220580316wow that looks shit
>>220580422Believablity and physical consistency doesnt suddenly disappear because of a myth with gods and monsters. Star wars might have sounds in space, but things still followed general physical logic of cause and effect.
I hope they do a joke where someone farts while they're hiding inside the horse
>>220581024https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_lmdA2T0Ctw
>>220581012>>220581249>>220581259You’re not smart for using impossible-proof standards. Plans can succeed despite flaws. In fact, that’s how most things in history and war actually work.You could nitpick the other direction and say why would the Trojans even accept the ugly-ass horse from Troy? Your impossible-proof standard doesn’t explain why they’d drag some janky, ugly pile of wood into the city as a gift to the gods. If anything, making the horse more elaborate and horse-like is much more believable, because it looks like something they would see and think, “Yes, this is a worthy offering.”But I’m not a faggot, so I can accept both versions.You’re acting like the film has to present a perfectly undebunkable version of the horse in order to work, which is asinine.
>>220581389>But I’m not a faggotjury is still out on that one I'm afraid
i get the issues people have with the casting but i dont even give a shit about lupita or "elliott" but im so fucking sick of matt damons stupid face in anything, and him being the lead in this is pure cancer
>>220580316It legitimately looks like a terrible movie
>>220580316>Its meant to be garbage
>>220580347imagine how mad you will be when the movie actually comes out
>>220582054>>220581567>It's garbage because.... IT JUST IS OKWhy do I like it when I watch it then?
Do you shut-ins have any idea of the price of movie tickets these days?This film will easily make its money back because of how expensive movie nights are these days.
>>220582330>movie nightswhen i do want to see a movie in theaters i go on a tuesday or wednesday morning at opening so practically no one is there, its pretty comfy
>>220582330Star Wars and McDonalds also make money despite selling literal shit, what's your point
Imagine being a PR studio shill and your job is to save this movie from further negative impressions. How would you do it?
The movie is Odysseus' mostly bullshit version of where he was for ten years. It explains the weird casting and giant robots.>And also on my crew was elpenor who was the biggest faggot you can imagine >Cuts to Ellen Page looking like the biggest faggot you can imagine
