>you double dipped? that's like putting your whole mouth in the dip
>>220580441This episode forever changed American hygiene
>>220580441The actor killed that line Guess he wasn't any good though since j never saw him in anything ever again
When I'm at a restaurant with family and we get a side of chips + dip to share everyone double dips it's not a big deal
>>220580441This was a subtle PSA to Americans about not eating from the trash
now hold on god damn it
>>220580539he was ready. fucking patrolling that dip
>>220580539Literally me the picosecond anon makes a minor spelling mistake in his post.
>>220580457>>220580504>Samefag sees no irony in the fact he’s trying to shit on Americans while worshipping at the altar of their culture.
>>220580484you probably share enough of a biological microcosm with close family members for it to not make you too sick. randoms, on the other hand, should probably be avoided.
>>220580441George was in the wrong a first but Timmy comes off as an annoying power tripping dweeb so George becomes in the right ultimately
>>220580441This show was a psyop but this episode in particular was occult and obviously a love letter to the Illuminati’s control over the USA dammit.
not trying to be rude here but why are Americans so fat and stupid? is it genetic? genuinely curious here
>>220580504>She's already shocked even though nothing is visible from her angle, just his back Great directing and acting as always from this horrific show
>so then this bald jew double dips his chip
>>220580639every Kramer entrance is like that. nobody is looking at him and he does a little slide and look at the camera for who? the audience >wait for the applause to end >and continue with the scene it's so alien
Where's the episode about the fuckers that have to touch every chip, popcorn, etc. before taking a small handful? They, like, stir the whole bowl just so they can touch every fucking one of them. At least a mouth is clean with saliva, those are the same guys that don't wash their hands after taking a shit!
>>220580635anon, we're literally living in your head RENT-FREE.
Didnt mythbusters do this?
>>220581060>At least a mouth is clean with saliva?????????????????????????????
>>220581970Threadly reminder a dog's mouth is more sanitary than the average American woman's mouth.
>>220581999do you have scientific evidence to back this up or is this a shitpost?
>>220580441Classic
>>220582030I have never seen a dog tongue punch a niggers anus.
>>220580441There was an episode of Mythbusters where it revealed that double-dipping barely does anything and most definitely does not add the same amount of bacteria as putting your whole mouth in. Double-dipping probably isn't going to harm you, that said it's a matter or social etiquette, which is the more important aspect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYxccSTDH4k
>>220581060As nasty as your hands are, viruses and bacteria die pretty quickly on bare skin. Anyplace a bacteria could colonize is usually crowded out by native bacteria that rubbed off on you when you were born from your mom's cooch, and the not small amount of incidental poo-poo that comes from pushing a watermelon out of an organ not much bigger than your fist. The mouth is warm and moist, and is a perfect breeding place for all kinds of nasty things. Hell when the mask mandates were in place entire strains of the cold and flu were eradicated-not because the mask stops the actual virus, but because it was a layer of protection to keep your nasty fucking fingers away from your mouth and nose when you're out-and-about. Seriously, if you ever want to develop a neuroses, try to become conscious aware of how often you touch your fucking face over any span of time.
>>220580639you would absolutely be able to tell someone is raising something to their mouth from behind, don't be an autist. the way his head moves down a little to take a bite etc. she probably caught enough of his face from that angle to see his jaw open. she might not see what he's eating but she can see he's eating from the trash.
>>220580623>love letter to illuminatis control over USAhate to be that guy but... MEDS
>>220580837>stage performances are... performed????
>>220582087dogs eat shit regularly if you dont stop them
>>220580504Okay but the eclair didnt touch anything contaminated, there was a pile of magazines and the wrapper which the eclair sat on. The eclair did not roll around in garbage juice. So technically george wasn't doing anything unhygenic by eating the garbage bin eclair. The episode was social commentary on the tabboos of our hygeine culture. Once it reaches the trashcan we consider it unclean and gross to eat out of, even if its fine.It sort of like peeing in the shower. The pipes go to the same place, its wastewater. So there maybe shouldnt be a problem with peeing in the shower since there is plenty of water to wash it down, and even extra soap flying around. Its unlikely to stain anything yellow. But if you share the shower with anyone- roomates, dorm, military- people dont like you peeing in the shower because it is tabboo and gross to them.
It's strange how such a Jewish show is so unsubversive. Maybe they were just more subtle then.
>>220583353It's not about the sanitary aspect. It's about George lacking the dignity to simply not eat from the trash. If you saw your daughter's bf doing this you'd rightly think he was scum not worthy to enter your home, let alone touch your daughter.
>>220583353Do you really think the air inside that garbage bin was clean? It had already been absorbing the fumes of whatever else was in there.
>>220580639Are you fucking retarded? Do you think a person's back is like a wall that blocks their head and arms?
>>220580441Dipping directly into the bowl is bad form to start with. You take a dollop of the dip and you take it with you on a little paper bowl or plate and then you can double-dip your little heart out. If you don’t have little plates or bowls, you have a host with poor planning.
>>220584109It subverted every sitcom and network TV cliche it could, which made it very novel and entertaining. And the show's subject matter was stuff other flagship sitcoms wouldn't touch (until Seinfeld made it OK to). If you look at other stuff from the early 90s, Seinfeld almost seems like it should be on HBO so kids wouldn't watch it.It was only after Seinfeld became a hit that the flood of late 90s vulgar sex sitcoms like Friends, Will and Grace, etc started
>>220582095What a waste of an episode. Someone wiping a booger on my face isn’t going to kill me either, but it’s still disgusting. As a rule, I tend not to like coming in contact with other people’s bodily excretions. I’m weird like that.
>>220584403Whenever I'm baffled by a post here I read it again pretending I'm a 400 pound shut-in and it suddenly makes more sense.
>>220580484i like to dip into my sisters sauce saliva then look her straight in the eye as im eating it
>>220580477primadonna george took it personally and had him blacklisted
>>220584402>miasmaWe use the germ theory of disease now. Noxious odors are not making you ill
>>220580441This guy would have a field day with that old bastard at the soup bar at the grocery store “sampling” the soup by just slurping it straight out of the ladle. Then putting the ladle back and moving on, of course, because fuck everyone else who comes through here after me. I’m the main character of planet Earth.Some people are straight up incompatible with environments where they have to be around other people, and need to be shot in the fucking face.
>>220580539I hate people that double dip the chip on their shoulder into other people's business.
>>220580580>zoomer's first time seeing someone make fun of Americans
The joke is that George would be absolutely disgusted if he saw a woman eat from the garbage or double dip a chip.
>>220584748What’s even your point here?
>>220582087my black gf says black people have special melanin chemistry in their skin that makes this good for your hygiene actually.
>>220580772>And I'm just like, what is that?
>>220584867Your worldview is shaped by internet identity politics
>>220580441>Take the chip>Hold with both hands and break in half>Dip the sides you didn't touch I was fucking 10 when I figured this out, the hell's the matter with you people?
>>220585571>t. the fag who generalizes a whole generation based on internet memes
>>220584645It's still fucking disgusting, mate.
>>220582289>It's supposed to be shit I know. Seinfeld sucks. I concede. You're right
>>220580441This seemed out of character, George would know you never double dip. Someone else shouldve double dipped and he saw and tried to complain but everyone acts like its no big deal instead of nasty
>>220584578Me too, that's how I understand why you you fags love and defend Seinfeld.
>>220586495gottem
Why was Rick Astley so mad?
>>220580441>Yeah? How about I double dip your fucking face!
>>220587770>that episode where George imagines himself winning arguments by just beating the shit out of people
>>220586495kek
>>220584403Are you? He had something that he wanted to throw into the trashcan. So he bends over and puts It there. She doesn't see what he does at all. But Seinfeld like many other shitty shows just assume that every character sees everything that the audience sees.
>>220580441This is why you bring your own dipping sticks.
>>220588016Whenever I'm baffled by a post here I read it again pretending I'm a 400 pound shut-in and it suddenly makes more sense.
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>>220586495I don't get it are obese people and Seinfeld a thing now? They rip on fatties in the show all the time
>>220588115Me neither. Only fat retards hate this shitty show? A lot of projection obviously
>>220588115Literally the last thing they did was laugh at a fat dude getting robbed
>>220580477That's Kieran Mulroney. He directed a bad movie with Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Daniels in it, that's about all.
>>220588115Ah, i get it now. Seething jews are insulted that somebody might dislike their very jewish show. Keep kvetching, Jew.
>>220584645a particle carries that odor
>>220584645Your trashcan doesn't smell? Are you regularly storing half eaten pastry there?
>>220580441Double dipping is fine if it's a personal dipping cup. But a shared dip, yes it's rude. But baby boomers are pigs so they've never cared.
>>220580441I've seen this same joke in multiple Curb episodes, albeit with slight changes. Whether it be cutting line, too much caviar, etc. Jews are very opinionated about buffets apparently. Get a life, Jews.
>>220588584>Only Jews love to complain Nobody else does, got it, Larry.Other people don't want constant confrontations in public either. So these scenarios didn't even happen at all.Larry David is the embodiment of imagined slights. Yeah, dude. Everyone is out to get you.>Only Jews like food Yeah, nobody else cares about the specificities of any given dish. Only Jews do.
