>A Roman Emperor discovers a secluded Druid stronghold in the mountains of Caledonia, and a peaceful Celtic elder (Crowe) must take up arms to protect his family and people from annihilation.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt34581186/
>>220581731we don't know much about druids, just a handful of mentions from romans who hated their guts. good for making kino, no online neckbeards to yell at you for getting the details wrong
>>220581731>white man stealing black culture yet again
But is their word on Pope's Exorcist II?
>>220582060still waiting for those 199 sequels
Hollywood kikes should make a movie about middle ages Bohemia and how the pope raised an army and genocide them because they worshiped Jesus wrong. And also weren't paying taxes.
>>220582826>And also weren't paying taxesOVER THE LINE
>>220581731>roman gladiator>Robin Hood>exorcist priest>Hitler's right hand>now a celtic druidHow can one man be so KINO?
>>220583415You missed the one where he plays Australian bill gates and has to find out which one of his childhoo poker buds betrayed him
Damn, a Path of Exile adaptation.
>>220582060That was The Exorcism (2024)
>>220583415Exorcist priest twice
>>220584245He wasn't a priest in The Exorcism.
>>220583415>starts out as a neonazi skinhead in Romper Stomper>caps it off with a late-career turn as Hermann GöringYeah, I'm thinking based.
>>220584277Was that the one where he refused to molest a kid in order to be ordained
el basado. kino is back on the menu boys
>>220582826They should adapt this.
>>220581731>Druid stronghold
>>220584391>yea thass roight ya fackin roman wankers keep walking past muh hole cave
>>220581731>He doesn't look Druish
>>220581731I read that as Russell Crowe is the last turd
>>220581731sounds kino. Celtic culture is so intriguing
It shoulda been a Picts movie. Druids are lame
>>220584373lemme guess, and it was da muslims who preserved and saved western civilization?
>>220586405Which western civilization, christcucks have nothing in common with the classical world.
>>220583415Gladiator is the ONLY good movie this hack is on
>>220581731Russell KINO Crowe
TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE THE LAST DRUID
>>220586512>Which western civilization, christcucks have nothing in common with the classical world.
>>220586512>least glowie redditor
>>220586621i got fuckin wasted on edibles in the forest one starry early autumn night
>>220586651Braindead retard stuck in 2014
>>220586679go back now
>>220586706I don't want to go back to 2014, leave me alone.
Reminder that literally everything we know about druids was written by their enemies without any input
>>220586512Smartest, least mentally kiked poster ITT. No reason for a White man to hail a j*w as lord.
>>220586770Did they have no written language?
>schizo replying to himself nowthe absolute state of r/atheism
>>220586770Maybe they should've written something then. Nords have a pretty embarrassing history before the enlightenment
>>220586889I have never been on Reddit and I doubt the other guy has either. But go off, kid.
>>220586919KEK
>Maximus faked his death to get out of the spotlightBased, the true Gladiator sequel that we deserved.
>>220586915Lmao. Nords found the New World before the wops you dick ride so hard.
>>220586405It unironically was, cope
>>220586963Did they pillage and leave?
>>220587147No. They traded with and fucked injuns. This is why, a few hundred years laters, contemporary depictions of Montezuma always depict him as being tall, as in over six feet. Genetic drift from Vinland. He was a metizo before Cortez even arrived. Pureblood Indians are way shorter.
>>220586549>A Beautiful Mind>Master and Commander>The Insider>L.A. Confidential
>>220586963Getting blown off course and making a settlement that gets destroyed in a few years isn't a big accomplishment.Nords got fucking genocided by the native Greenlanders.
>>220586880caesar wrote that they were aware of writing, but refused to do so because they thought only those worthy of their knowledge should share it, original>lurk more newfag
>>220587361Why are you dickriding the sideways vaginas of the White Race? Are you terrone yourself?
>>220583415>forgetting Romper Stomperbro
>>220587436Because Western civilization begins with Greece and Rome.
>>220587473western civilization began in hyperborea
>>220587473Lmao. Italians aren't White.
>>220583415>>Hitler's right hand
>>220587531Irrelevant. People in the whitest countries on Earth learn Latin and Greek to read their classics.
>>220587582Dude I went to a grammar school and I just want to say (one) you're a faggot with pathetic aspirations towards a class you will never belong to and (two) the English system of public schooling to which you seem to be referring to is, you know, English, i.e. the least White ethnicity on the Isles.
I just rewatched Master and Commander and was reminded me to readjust my top 10 films to include it. It’s a damn shame they didn’t make a few more of them. I think I need to listen to the audiobooks
>>220586549You are a retard see>>220587852
>>220582037>We don't know much about druids, some of them could have been black.Can't wait...
>>220587924Worse. Irish.
He better make the face at least once.
>>220581731I’m in.
>>220587891Gladiator?Hah!
>christianity bad>godless pagan superstition good
>>220581731He should lose like 100 pounds
>>220587712What a weird series of projections. It's objectively the case that you can study classics at any good university in Europe and that they will have programs to teach you Latin or Greek or both. It's sad you associate learning part of the Western cultural heritage with class. Rich people don't have a monopoly on Homer or Virgil.>i.e. the least White ethnicity on the Isles.I wasn't referring to Britain. I was hinting at the fact that even Nordic countries have entire research groups dedicated to Latin or Greek.
>>220582037>we don't know much about druids
>>220589252kek lmao i fucking love spinal tap
>>220588376Why would you waste your time studying social studies past middle school lmao?
>>220582037this. no one knows who they were or what they were doing. but still their legacy remains. hewn into the living rock of for example, stonehenge.
>>220581731>celts>peacefulThe celts were very warlike, so much so that the Romans copied their sword. Druids practiced human sacrifices and were far from the tree hugging hippies that are being larped today.
>>220589378stonehenge has absolutely nothing to do with druids
>>220589378But the cat's meow?
>>220589480Correct. Stonehenge was built by pakis.
Last Nigga on Earth starring Tom Hanks
>>220589480all i know is that in ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history there lived a strange race of people called the druids. there's a chance they built it, i think. i wonder where they are now though, the little people of stonehenge... and what would they say to us?
>>220581731historical druid or D&D Druid? Cause honestly seeing Crowe as some nature magic wielding Druid summoning hordes of Bees and shifting into a bear to attack Romans would probably be something I'd check out
>>220582826there's a very not good movie about Jan Zizka with Ben Foster, I don't remember the name. I don't recommend it.
