>you can add nudity to one movie that has none>you can remove nudity from one movie that doeswhat are they, /tv/?
Leon the Professional
>>220582119Add: Star Wars nude ReyRemove: About Schmidt Kathy Bates
>>220582150Why would you want to see Jean Reno naked, Anon?
>>220582175>Remove: About Schmidt Kathy BatesThat scene is great. It's one of the few I can think of off the top of my head where the women's nude body is used for comic effect. So often it's the man.
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>>220582119I wanna add nudity of the main couple to EYES WIDE SHUT so the film finally delivers on what it promised.
>>220582222>women's nude body is used for comic effectchecked
>>220582119add to sucker punchremove from pretty baby
>>220582175>the giant stupid fleet lando pulled out of his ass is space debris>the giant stupid fleet of star destroyer/deathstars palpatine pulled out of his ass leaves orbit on its way to reestablish the galactic empire, this time with red stormtroopers>cut to Rey unconscious in the emperors throne room, naked.>her eyes open, they are yellow, and she smiles>end
Add: Sarah Douglas in Conan The DeatroyerRemove: Keanu Reeves ass from The Matrix Revolutions
>>220582150came here to post this. i would be okay with just the two scenes from the original script that hershalg's parents got removed, one where she's getting out of the shower and the one where they actually fuck
remove: Titanicadd: Avatar no blue balls
>>220582491>add to sucker punchnice shout, they really should have gone full exploitation with that movie
It shocked me when I found out that there's a plapping cut from most versions of The Name of the Rose
>>220583421
any Christina Hendricks role
add to brokeback mountainremove from blue is the warmest color
>>220583529
>>220583421When Christian Slater discovers the peasant women they've been sneaking in? Yeah in the film it was an awful porno scene devoid of the qualities of the book. Film is probably better without it desu.
>>220582119add some big lesbian orgy to mean girls
Add nudity to: The Golden GirlsRemove nudity from: porn
Add: Harry Potter and thePhilosopher's StoneRemove: Apocalypto
>>220583529>he didnt see the director's cut with complete tent scenes
>>220582119I hope that eventually we will reach point where we can add seemless AI generated sex scenes into movies.
It just dawned on me why zoomers have all this hope for generative AI and boomers don't. Their imaginations. Think about it. Zoomers have never jerked off imagining a girl. They have had instant porn since they first popped a boner. They are surrounded 24/7 by YouTube videos and tiktok. They've never had to use their imaginations.
>>220584903Soon, sir!
>>220582119>Uncut Gems so I can see prime nude Julia Fox>Remove nudity from Antichrist I really did not want to see an intense close up jump scare of Willem Defoe's penis going in a vagina
>dark knight rises>nude bane
>>220582119>remove nude tayne >add nude oyster
>>220582464I’ve got a fever anon, and there’s only one cure, can anyone save me?
Why are there so many faggots on /tv/?
>>220585574>well congratulations. You got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?>FLASHING THIS PLANE
>>220582119Instant Family
>>220585675They heard you were giving 2 dollar blowjobs
>>220585820It's not okay to think lustfully about Latinas
i'd remove the split second of tits from The Graduate. takes you out of the fiction that she's meant to be this seductive, older woman. would add nudity to Repulsion, feels like it needed it.
>>220582119+Brokeback Mountain
>>220585642don't know this reference>>220585675because pretending makes you mad
>>220585862It is necessary for the preservation of the whitemerican race to think lustfully about latinas
>>220586762https://youtu.be/cVsQLlk-T0s?si=22At-sLRUMwbsDOUThis is the reference, but the fever is a burning deep behind me, it’s tearing me up it’s butthole fever
>>220584166>Add: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneThat's how you end up learning Dumbledore's balls droops down to his knees.
>>220583421The director let them bang on set after shooting the scene since they were into each other
>>220582175>Remove: About Schmidt Kathy Batesit was worth it just to see Jack's reaction
>>220582119remove nudity from all Sydney movies.add nudity to all Pugh movies.
>Add nudity to The Dark KnightThe plot is the exact same except Alfred constantly had his cock and balls out and tried to trick Bruce in to grabbing them during the scenes they appeal together. No one mentions it, but Alfred occasionally does something like "Shake my hand Bruce" while holding his hand by his balls >Remove nudity from Basic Instinct Now no one remembers the film at all
Add: The IllussionistRemove: Return of the Jedi
>>220582119Add nudity to Vicky Christina Barcelona, you would literally have fulfilled a billion fantasies at once.
Add: Idle HandsRemove: Into the Blue
>>220582119>addBee Movie>removeSimpsons Movie
>>220582119Friday the 13th Part 6Misery
>>220588496It was probably the first time when he saw a woman over 40 naked.
>>220582175>About Schmidt Kathy Bates>>220582222>>220582464>>220588496at play in the fields of the lord
Add: Monster's Inc. Remove: Christopher Lambert flashing Raiden's balls in Mortal Kombat
>>220582119Add: Black WidowRemove: The Flash.
Add: star wars episode 1 padme/sabe blue is the warmest color sceneRemove: the movie where teri hatcher got naked
+ScarJo the island-ScarJo under the skinbased.
>>220582119>addToy Story (Andy’s mom)>removeAbout Schmidt (Kathy Bates in the hot tub)
Add: FallRemove: I dunno, Exit to Eden
>>220591406why didnt they just hug the pole all the way down? dumb roasties
Add: Space JamRemove: Minecraft (illegal German cut)
>>220582119ULTIMATE ADD LIST ADD:SIN CITY MATRIX 1 AND 2THE ISLAND 90S TOMB RAIDER COOL WORLD 90S THE MUMMY90S MORTAL KOMBAT THE MASKKILL BILLDARK KNIGHT RISES
>>220591892Sin City HAS nudity. It has to be a movie that doesnt have it
>>220591961I'm talking about Nancy !(and Rosario Dawson) (and Alexis Bledel)(and Brittany Murphy)
>>220582119>you can add nudity to one movie that has noneAny 1970s-80s Dolly Parton movie>you can remove nudity from one movie that doesOppenheimer, I almost vomited in the theater
>>220591364Fail. She's more thick in under the skin.
>>220593157>OppenheimerI almost came in the theatre
>>220591380Why is everyone shitting on kathy bates but has no problem with nicholsons fat tits.
Add: big hero 6Remove: rosario dawson's fridge body from Trance
>>220593157>>220593258Actual faggots
>>220593225Makes no sense to me. There's nothing wrong with that scene. If the film was treating it like it was supposed to be sexy it would be cringeworthy but it literally does the opposite.
>>220590332>Remove: Return of the Jedi>>220590720>Remove: Into the Blue>>220591324>Remove: Mortal Kombat>>220591636>Remove: Minecraft
>>220590332>Add: The IllussionistBased Biel appreciator>Remove: Return of the JediBased Ewok racist
>>220594145Add: CocoonRemove: Look Who's Talking
>>220594075>>220594145there are visible nipples on the twilek dancer I'm surprised george allowed (or more likely pitched) that with all his "my movies are for children" bullshit
>>220583710Plapping sounds like there's like visible penetration
>>220582119Return of the Jedi. I want to see the hot uncensored Jabba-on-Leia footage.OH HO HOOOOOAHH HAHH HAHHHHHHOOOO YEAH TAKE IT ALL BITCH (in Huttese)As to the other... any movie made for the last twenty years because they all suck. Pick one and airbrush the naked out; it'll prolly improve it.
>>220595510There's visible dick and vulva
>>220582119Add: Crazy Rich AsiansRemove: About Schidt
>>220589351Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>220596376I need to rewatch it then
>>220582119>add - i know what you did last summerjennifer love hewitt, sarah michelle gellar, and bridgette wilson>remove - sherrybabyi'd like the image of maggie gyllenhaal's sad tits removed from my memory
