>people point to these as the ultimate critique of the prequels>it's just nostalgia critic-level criticism where he glosses over most of the movie so he can go "this isn't how i wouldn't have done it so it doesn't make any sense" even though a lot of it is explained in the movie>insinuates lucas didn't have anything to do with a lot of what was good with the movies when he had full creative involvement with the originals
>>220582141the prequels are dogshit and so is your thread. be an immature contrarian about something else like breathing
RLM won. Almost twenty years have passed, it's time to accept it.
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>>220582141I've never watched a single minute of reddit letter media or whatever friend simulator you're talking about. No one irl knows who these people are. You are just arguing with other terminally online redditors.
>>220582141>uhm acktshually invading a type IV planet to protest taxation and getting beaten back by frog rabbits makes perfect sense
Prequels are shit and RLM are shitSimple as
Plinkett raped the prequels harder than Jackie boy raped joker
>>220582141I wouldn't call them people.
>>220582197if i had to bet, at least one creative decision in the Disney films was altered because of these reviews. that might sound ridiculous but it's clear they were "course-correcting" with lines of dialogue.Lucas caring what the internet thinks would have been so absurd at the time.>gotta check Seanbaby's review before i pen the next film!
>>220582141>still relevant after all these yearsRLM destroyed George Lucas
>>220582306>we need to bet a billion dollars on a comedy video with rape and poop jokes
Plinkett gaped the prequels so wide they could park an entire super star destroyer inside sideways
>>220582141>>220582250Jesus Christ why are prequel tards so fucking obsessed with this fat retard's review? Like they are so fucking self concious about this one fucking review that any person that critisizes their childhood favorite film must secretly be some sort of Plinkett fanboy or some shit. Fuck what's worse are these retards blame this fat fuck for the hate the prequels get when they were hated on for literally a fucking decade prior to when these shit reviews came out. It's beyond fucking pathetic to constantly say any detraction to your world view is the direct result of some fucking singular place. Sorry to burst prequel defenders bubble but people genuinely don't like the prequels because they're bad movies and no amount of revisionism or temper tantrums is gonna change that.
>>220582141none of that actually happens
>>220582328genuinely, yeah. same way they care about test audience reactions, the YouTuber crowd matters to them now.some Simon Pegg style nerds hated The Phantom Menace and wrote it into their "characters". RLM created a fresh wave of that for the digital native generation. there are now writers in their 30s who grew up thinking it was remarkably clever criticism.
>>220582351>you're not allowed to discuss the plinkett review even though it is pointed to all the time in these discussions
>>22058238490% of the time in a prequel discussion thread it is the prequel defending retard that brings up Plinkett out of nowhere. That is a fact. No on that shits on the prequels ever brings up Plinkett unless its to troll prequeltards.
>>220582141>he glosses over most of the movie so he can go "this isn't how i wouldn't have done it so it doesn't make any sense"This doesn't pertain the reviews at all.You're working on a misconstrued premise. You need to defend the movies on their own merits, not try to discredit their critics. You know you can't, which is why you resort to this petty business, so it's anyone's guess why you try so desperately, haphazardly and impotently to do it.
>>220582351the internet i visited in the 2000s loved the prequels. nobody ever claimed they were high works of art, but people would have signatures or say 'you much to learn, young padawan' in Counter-Strike. clearly they enjoyed them.it's the same shit as the Matrix sequels. the people making high effort Flash parodies were cracking jokes, they knew the flaws/reception, but they had positive opinions of those flicks.RLM ushered in a wave of Orwellian revisionism with their criticisms that felt tired by the late 2000s. you can go read Chef Elf's "100 Reasons I Hate The Phantom Menace" while scrolling other people's images on eBaum's, that gives you the same effect as watching these plebeian "reviews".
Plinkett raping every mouse shill day in and day out for more than a decade
>>220582459Why do you prequel fags lie so much?
>>220582141The prequel reviews make "sense" when you realize they're made by someone functionally illiterate. 4 of the 8 hours of complaints are literally just them not having read the opening crawl
This guy's got his midichlorians all mixed up in a trade dispute
Unc still out here trying to fight for his childhood nostalgia CGI slop Toys R Us action figure movie for twelve year olds 30 years later, SAD
>>220582535Is this where the what is your tax policy meme came from
>>220582575you know you can google shit so you don't sound like a fucking retard, right?
>>220582521what do you think i'm lying about?
>>220582459>the internet i visited in the 2000s loved the prequels.Was this some kind of India-only internet? Because every den of nerds on the actual internet had nothing but disdain and jokes for them.https://news.slashdot.org/story/00/04/19/1433236/updated-phantom-menace-dvd-release#commentsThis idiotic revisionist fantasy you want to push on people is based on nothing but wishy feelings and thirst for attention.
>>220582535>The taxation of trade routes is in dispute. Masterful lore and writing saar, now this is a fitting backstory for an epic saga.
>>220582601Just spoon-feed me
>>220582535Did you add the typos yourself?
>>220582535>Get your trade routes taxed>Blockade a planet And this somehow revokes the taxation of their trade routes how?
>>220582609So all those people died because a kike princess wouldn't pay her taxes, how did George get away with thisNo wonder things have turned out the way they did
>>220582535The prequels sound extremely antisemitic
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Wait, I'm even more confused now, can we take it step by step?There is a dispute about taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems. Got it. Is Naboo one of the outlying star systems referred to here? Is Naboo served by the trade routes that were being taxed?
RLM jedi-mindRAPED prequel babs and nothing can ever undo that
>>220582141The only way anyone likes the prequels is because they've ingested so much extended universe media that they forget how boring the movies are on their own.
>>220582351>why are prequel tards so fucking obsessed with this fat retard's review?It's because they're literally trying to rewrite history in their own autistic way by making it seem like "everyone totally loved the prequels bro." It's an actual gayop these guys are running 24/7 because they're RETARDED
>>220582970The right doesn't seem to care, George Perception is reality, maybe the sequels should have been about mass media manipulation
>>220582987Ebert gave it 3.5 stars out of 4. Very few people disliked it (gen x trekkie losers).
>>220583024Hang yourself
>>220582987>>220583024The irony is completely lost on these idiots.
>>220582141Did Plinkett ever do a review for episode 9?
>>220583024No character got over twenty percent, grim
>>220583066That's because picking a favorite when there's so many great options is hard.
>>220582645they also had some other motives. these are depicted and discussed in the film.
Why does Naboo have a queen who is a child but also elected but not for life but only 2 years, which is nothing in politics (you can't even get anything done in 4 unless you have a dicatorship) ... and also is allowed to make political decisions despite being a little girl ... why is Naboo just an empty grassland. Why do the Gungans life underwater but have an army dedicated to fighting on land ... ok because they have a "dispute" with the Naboo, but about what? It's never mentioned. They had to flee underwater and live in hiding but the Naboo are peaceful and don't even have an army? What's going on on this planet?
>>220583104Yeah for some reason the TF trusts some shadowy figure who literally has nothing to give them. No saying you will make something legal doesnt mean jack shit when you know nothing about said person.
>>220583077Jar jar is more popular than obi wan in your caption, shameless mouse shill
>>220583108>Why is the alien planet so... so... alien?This is the average level of critique from the brown hordes that get their opinions from Mike.
>>220583132Jar Jar is great. Keep seething about it.
>>220583154"Alien" means uninteresting now?
>>220582141this was the first big youtube video I watched besides lego stop motion flicks and gameplay videos and kid me though mr plinkett was an actual guy and had a real hooker tied up in the basement
>>220583154NTA but if you have a movie where certain conflicts are interconnected to the main plot then you need to fucking explain the cause for these things.
>>220582141>when he had full creative involvement with the originalsuh no? lmao. there's a reason why he only directed the first one.>>220582625the meme comes from GRRM being interviewed about the lord of the rings which he loved but he said he always wanted to know more about the practical and less savory sides of middle earth. hence him going >what was aragorn's tax policy like? did he keep a standing army? what happened to all the orks in mordor after the ring was destroyed? did he institute a mass genocide of them? even the little ork babies in their little ork cradles?
>>220583065nope. his last thing was doing a longer analysis of the star wars landscape particularly on the disney+ shows.
>>220583215I think martin got it from the prequel scrawl it fits too perfectly
>>220582141RLM reviews were universally agreed upon because you were underage and not even on the internet at the time
>>220583128i mean they're allied with the guy, it's possible he's already giving them something they want, or some kind of proof of his promise.when the Empire hires some bounty hunters, that's just what happens. maybe bounty hunters in the Star Wars setting hate the Empire but need the work, maybe they're contracted to do X Imperial jobs a year, i don't know. it's unimportant beyond what occurs and is said in the film.
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>>220583154You can't win any arguments so you just call people brown
>>220583337Heres the problem with your analogy champ. A Bounty Hunter by defintion is getting something in return for their services which is payment and only get paid when they do what they are contracted to do. The TF is actively invading a planet for Sidious which literally puts in jeopardy their entire organization and they are do this for no solid payout. We dont even get dialog explaining why they trust Sidious aside from fear which is weird considering they are ballsy enough to blockade naboo but not ballsy enough to stand up to Sidious.
>>220583024>Jar jar more a favorite than Darth MaulSo they polled children?
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>>220583391The better question is.... what does the trade federation actually trade?
>>220583395They polled helmet wearing retards, that's the only way to explain those percentages
>>220582197Calling people reddit is the single most reddit thing imaginable. I've never seen a website full of people posting on the website complaining about people that post on the website. At least on 4chan we complain about people from specific boards.
pretty sure the imdb rating for tpm was still 6 point something in the 2000s like it is now
>>220583024>35% expected TPM to be better than the OTGrim
Rlmtards be seething
>>220583413>what does the trade federation actually trade?everything. think of them like the british east india company. they're essentially a nationless nation.
I remember watching Star War parodies on Newgrounds like Stick Wars poking fun at the shitty dialogue when I was a kid. Idk who these zoomers are fooling thinking there wasn’t a large contingent of fans shitting on the movies.
>>220582141Where does Darth Vader buy his shoes?At the Darth Maul
Simpsons did it first.
>>220582141Yeah turns out these guys were always retarded söyboys and the people on this board who insist on defending their e-daddys are even more pathetic.
