We need more moments with cute/hot girls farting/shitting
This & Not Another Teen Movie
>Woman bracing herself for a gargantuan shitIs that hot? I'm confused.
>>220583977why did they feel the need to make this a 3 minute long scene?
>>220584427So people could have enough time to crank one out in the theater
It doesn't turn me on whatsoever but I sometimes peek in the scat threads on /gif/ because girls shitting really is fascinating to watch.
>>220583977why?
>>220583977I agree.
>>220584427This. The line is fucking hilarious. The scene is tiresome.
>>220583977Their belly has to inflate a lil.
>>220584557is this the movie where they turn the kids into rats
I really like toilet slave erotica, not the videos which are always trash with ugly nasty drug addict women, but there are some good writers and artists out thereCheck out the Japanese artist "Dining" who makes manga about really mean teenage girls that force other girls to become their toilets
>>220584684yeah, it's about witches, forgot the title
>>220584684Yes. The Witches.
>>220584732I haven't seen it since I was a kid but I've always seen random clips of it all my life and I remember that scene terrifying me.
>>220584427>>220584551Something awkward going on for way too long was peak early 00s humor.
>>220584807"Note to self: cut the battle shits scene down to 30 seconds"
>>220584327It is, anon
>>220583977Are you the anon from the euphoria thread last night
>>220585047No...? I barely even use this board
>>220584702>check out this japanese scatno i don't think i will
>>220584427it was a poor film with limited ideas. I didn't find much of it funny at the time, and it didn't really know how to send up films and instead had various fallflat moments.the music video was better
>>220585047yes it's him, regardless of what he says
>>220583977>taking a shit at schoolcould never be me
>>220584807Now that you mention it, that fits with a lot of the jokes on Family Guy
>>220585444>too scared to shit at school>hold it in all day>get home and rush to the toilet>RandyMarsh.exe
>>220583977All jokes aside is there any non comedic movie where a female character farts?
>>220585444>>220585492>always avoid shitting in hs >can't hold it this time>go in 10 minutes before lunch since that's the slowest bathroom time>can't shit but feel like it has to come out>end up sitting too long and the lunch bell rings>many dudes go into the bathroom and take up all the other stalls>other dudes outside waiting and talking loudly>I'm still not even close, and now I can't shit at all>don't want to come out because the dudes talking outside will make fun of me for shitting>try to wait it out>the dudes start loudly saying stuff like "PINCH IT OFF, LET'S GO ALREADY" >other dudes in stalls shout stuff back and earn their respect>they single out my stall because I stay quiet>they start asking who's shitting in my stall, call out 5 different kids names who weren't mee>finally one says "I bet it's anon">for some reason that makes them laugh a lot>they get closer to the stall and start chanting my name >start slapping the stall door>one of them puts his eye to the crack in the door and then shouts "it IS anon shitting in there HAHAHA">they all start looking in the crack or jumping up to make eye contact with me over the stall>start loudly slapping the stall while jumping around and hollering >one of them throws himself at the stall door and it almost breaks down>finally a teacher came in and made them leave>"they're gone now anon">still get in trouble because they think I was just hiding in there to avoid class
>>220585638Not sure.
>>220585638It Follows
>>220583977Yeshttps://youtu.be/H_moQstENxc
>>220583977based brap/scatGOD
where can i listen to her poop? does she do big wet thunky plops or does it sound like wet dog food shot through a pressure hose? are the intervening farts wet and loud or dry and tight? do her dumps begin crackly then gradually go loose? does she moan and grunt after pushing a load? does she ever think its a manageable poop but then it's a little explosive and it's so loud that you can hear the porcelain ring as she blows up the toilet? does she enjoy pooping - does she go "unf yeah" when she takes a huge high velocity mush pile after holding it in for half an hour
>>220585846since we're sharing hs bathroom stories:>sophomore year gym class>gotta wizz before coming out the locker room>walk into the bathroom>there's a kid in front of a urinal but he's jerking off into it>turns around and looks at me, looks pissed off and his face is red>turns back to the urinal and jerks off aggressively >360 outta there and go to the basketball court>see him come out the locker room and give 'pounds' (handshakes) to other kids
>>220584427because it was the directors fetish
>>220585846I pooed at school whenever I had the urge. I've pooed all over, pooed on planes and buses and trains, pooed on boats and ferries and yachts, pooed on rocks and pooed in my socks - wearing them. I've pooed in the woods, pooed where I should, pooed in a hole, pooed out with soul.wiped with leaves and paper and wipes and news, washed with water or swam off the poo.overall I've pooed and pooed, in the forest, the jungle, and now on you.
this is now a Bob threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mLtwqJyjdM
>>220586214Watch the scene for yourself
>>220583977would be hotter if the girls actually looked like high-schoolers and not 30 year old hags
>>220586127YEAH
>>220587936It doesn't matter to me
>>220586214Joyce? I thought you died.
Brap~
>>220583977this scene made me hard as a kid, it ruined me :(
>>220590458Ruined me, too
>>220585846>other dudes in stalls shout stuff back and earn their respectshit's so easy with normies if you're not an autist lmao I've made several "friends" in clubs and bars just talking while pissing
>>220590458Same. At the age of 8, I was already never going to be normal.
>>220583977this and not another teen movie movie gave me a girls pooping fetish, especially mia kirshner.
>>220591118I'm sure you have.
People really can't wrap their head around this fetish because of how disgusting it is when that's exactly the point. Girls especially hot girls you have that longtime joke of "they don't poop or fart" because no one can imagine some hot girl who does all the makeup and fitness and eating to look hot, sitting there on a toilet pushing waste out of her body in a degrading filthy position. Like this gif here >>220591151, the joke being some hot girl just took an absolutely vile shit that has her asshole completely covered in shit and she's going to sit there with a mountain of toilet paper degradingly cleaning herself.The disgustingness of it is exactly why people like it, as mentally ill as it may make you for liking it.
>>220591392Pretty much this. As the anon you mentioned, I've blasted some serious rope to women farting and pooping in my life, but I just can't if the woman in the video is ugly. Then it's not "hot gross." It's just gross. LoveRachelle2 and Ninounini are my patrician recommendations.
>>220591455You’re mindbrokenRIP
>>220591118Yeah if you're not on that wavelength you will immediately become the target
>>220591469I accept your non-reply as a concession. I suggest not entering threads about topics you don't like, mentally ill retard.
>>220584501>girls shitting really is fascinating to watch.unless they're black
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>>220583977i got a boner during this, is that ok?
This is one of those fetishes I just never picked up. I've been through all types of porn there is so I know I'm vulnerable to getting into some nasty stuff but being turned on by farts is just too out there for me.
>>220584501Yeah it's "fascinating" because it's pretty much the one act that a human can do that is supposed to be the one thing that you should never ever be able to see someone doing. Obviously with porn that isn't sex anymore, even peeing has become more mainstream, but watching a girl shit is supposed to be the most disgusting and unviewable thing a person can do, yet you're watching her do it, especially since it's a girl who's supposed to be this pretty, clean and proper girl expelling filthy waste degradingly from her body.
>>220583977>tfw they never had Margot Robbie perform this scene for her live-action Harley Quinn>tfw they never told her that she had to do it for real instead of editing in fake sound effects
>>220591469Literally proven by science.>A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, ‘You are mad; you are not like us.’
>>220591558Personally I am obsessed with girls shitting but don't care at all for farting. I'm aware of how psychotically mentally ill I am. I think the reason I don't like farting is because you can't actually see anything. For all I know the girls who make those videos could be using fake fart noises.
>>220591578no dude my girlfriend farted on me one time when she fell asleep in bed next to me, it kind of pissed me off. then another time i was licking her and she let out a fart on my face when my face was right there, it was very disgusting honestly, i almost walked out of the room
>>220583977one of them was played by brooke d'orsay
>>220591586Still pretty hot, though.
>>220591455ninounini is psychopathic with all that rubbing and fake eating, i hate that stuff. for me its the jade-net series of japanese jav videos where they film girls in the bathroom with squat toilets and have 5 different camera angles showing her shitting.
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>>220585989I don't remember this
>>220592007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HhRSeJBsqQOne of the first scenes in the movie, easily forgotten unless you're into this shit
>>220583977this scene made me want to become a toilet
>>220592060I remember dude's mom's tiddy tho
>>220583977>mf while reading this thread
>>220592060The only thing I remember from that flick is she gets gangbanged by all those guys on the boat and doesn't tell them the monster is coming. Then the monster kills them after and I had zero sympathy for her for doing that. Rooting for the monster is the correct choice after that.
>>220591618They farted on me in bed and I was wondering why they have to shack in the same bed. Separate rooms to be honest, but at that stage might as well be separate houses. Nobody can afford it..
>>220592488They?
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>>220592635Multi-directional.
Anyone ever been in the room with a shitting woman? I draw line the line at pissing. Then I wipe them.
>>220586743I get this reference
>>220595291Notice that he didn't actually leave the room, I'll bet he kept going.
OH N
>>220596778Don't look up what happened to her after that.
>>220583977Are American toilets really this wideI need to know
>>220596778>turns thousands of boys into brapKINGSshe was so based, shame she ruined her life but oh well
>>220591578>quoting anthony the great to justify your fart fetish
I need people like you to disappear from the planet OP
>>220596941Wow I hope stumbles into an inescapable open sewer.
>>220598215>nerf this
>>220598215for me its longtoe sally aka mistress stormy
>>220584557Lol this movie was nightmare fuel as a young child
>>220585846It's okay, it's been 20 years, they're gone now anon.
>>220596941What the fuuu...
>>220585846nurse's office shitter every time'stomach hurts'she knew what was going on, didn't ask questions
>>220599452You should've watched the nurse take a shit.
for being one of the bad teen comedies that was forgotten about, i always liked detroit rock city
haha pee pee poopoo
>>220591569There was supposed to be a fart orchestra with the Barbies that got cut from the movie
>>220598215>Ellie Idol (some)Yeah I'm not into the cosplay stuff, but it's unique among this fetish I guess. My favorite video if her breaking character and just laughing her ass off with her friend while they keep ripping large farts and claim they have to shit really bad.
>>220600635haha yeahhaha yeah
>>220586653>saar
>>220600412>Only farts twiceWeak
>>220583977Every time I scroll past this image it looks like shes got her hands through two glory holes
