This any good?
mediocre western that turns into a mediocre horror
Beep boop, go back to watching gay porn, whirr click.
>>220585449Thanks, R2D2. I love you. And I love gay porn.
>>220585417It's alright. I preferred the sequel Bone Tomahawk Tuah.
>>220585417Yes. Don't listen to jaded /tv/ posters who call everything mid.
>yfw THAT scene
>>220585417Got memed into watching this. The cannibal shit is all of one scene. 75% of the movie is Kurt Russell in orange filter.
>>220585417It’s fun
>>220585596>tfw they didn't even sanitize the blade beforehand
>indians are the real enemy t. kike
>>220585441underrated post
>>220585417Hell yeah, it's gnarly as fuck
>>220585734Congratulations on the most nonsensical /pol/brained post of the day
>>220586447Not sure what he was going for since they were the enemy.
>dude gore but western
>>220585417Worth a watch
>>220585734/pol/ schizotard posting will never not be funny. It's literally comical, in the most exact sense of the word.
>>220586524Enemy of whomst? You are some ellis island gypsy.
>>220586552ThisIt's fucking demonic
>>220585417Yeah, women hate it though because they were reduced to little fuck nuggets.
>>220586741Awfully smug for a walking dildo
>>220585596You're gonna put that tomahawk where?
>>220585417Truly superb
>>220585417“Truly superb”
>>220586749I didn’t write it you stupid bitch, besides you lost to the walking dildos, I can be smug if I want.
>>220586728>boohoo cool violence is demonicBitchmade
>>220585596worst part was when they were cutting him in half and he looked right at the camera and said "Uh... check please!"
>>220585417No. And you'll wish you hadn't seen it. Should have been banned.
Has no business being as good as it is desuGenuinely a solid flick, with a really great cast.Matthew Fox was actually fantastic in it.Kurt Russell is Kurt Russell, he's almost always good.Man I fucking love all of Zahler's films. Brawl in Cellblock 99 is probably my favorite tho
>>220585417It's obviously the best western since Unforgiven. Illiterate fucktard.
>>220585417>noooo you can't just cut the heckin guy in half!!!
>>220585417Very campy if you like that sort of thing. I think the raid on the town should've been a bit bigger and more violent.>>220585596Nah the worst part is when they find the female breeding nuggets.
Just got past the part where the kid gets cut in half lmfao brutal
The deputy being a simple minded and wanting to go along filled me with hope and dread. Thought it was neat how he thought the word for sleepwalking was slang for homosexuals and defended their privacy.
Its a little long but if you like gore, Cowboy themes and savage injuns you will like it.
>>220588054He's an adult you fucking burger
So does david arquette get arrested when they get home?
blackpilled western kino, like many other westerns they kill off my favorite (the intelligent gentleman) too early. Bone Tomahawk did an amazing job of making the hero's situation seem incredibly dire and unbelievable that hes going to make it through which made the final act very tense. Can't think of too many modern movies that have that same level of challenge and doubt for the protag
>>220587105i was more annoyed when he said "yep thats me I bet you're wondering how I ended up here," before transitioning to the start of the movie 2 weeks before
This was one of the last times I had a buddy show up at my house barely announced and just say "hey you guys wanna watch this movie" and mid day we turned off the lights closed the blinds and sat and watched the movie semi quietly together til the end. Now I've only got a wife for that but man I miss that type of shit with the bros, I guess I did it one time with another bro like 3 years back with the Swimmer that I was showing him.>>220587477Fox practically sold the first half of the movie for me, I was really rooting for him to last but I was watching the wrong movie for that
>>220587989when he said "that scene" I thought of the prego amputees also and then the replies made me realize they meant the titular scene
>>220588269The payoff for the entire film being only half as scary as the average Dead Space game over ruined it for me. I went into it thinking it was actually going to scare me, and I did enjoy the film up until the end because the performances were pretty good, but there was nothing that could make it stick around.
>>220588107>a little longtired of this zoomer complaint, any above average movie I have never complained about the length, only mediocre comedies/romance/action and some horror can be too long but those are always mid movies in the first place
>>220588461I think the majority of the audience found the final act very disturbing, you clearly are desensitized because I thought it was majorly fucked and I've seen plenty of real fucked up shit before too
>>220588415His character was just fantastic lmaoI was rooting for him too, but at least he had a kino ending
>>220585488Checked and underrated
>>220585417babby's first violent western
The Ballad of Lefty Brown is the only modern western I've enjoyed.
>>220586648>>220586447You cretins rushing in with your arms flailing and flapping over some anon's throwaway comment is more comical though, quite stereotypical
>>220588415>>220589172I'm still upset he jobbed so hard after being built up as the ultimate injun exterminator
It's a mediocre movie with a fairly shocking sequence that makes it more memorable than it otherwise would have been. It's definitely not the best western since Unforgiven, and I'm pretty sure said shocking sequence is the only reason people hype the movie up. If you're into gore porn then you'll probably like it, otherwise it's entirely forgettable.
>>220589397Slow west was cool and so was the other sci fi one with elle fanning and Michael shannon.
>>220589397Meek's Cutoff is a good one.
>>220589402Says the guy seething 3 hours later
