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movies you refuse to watch?
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>>220588037
anything made after 2005
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The Godfather.
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>>220588037
blade runner
the dark knight
godzilla - all of them
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>>220588037
I mentioned this in a thread a few days ago but it's Precious. Just can't bring myself to watch such a bleak and depressing film, I can tell just from screenshots it doesn't have an ounce of joy in it.
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Suspiria remake. heard it's good, heard it goes in a different direction. just proactively don't want to see it because why would i?
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>>220588037
I'm able to watch every piece of cinema, but I choose not to, so pretty much all of it I guess
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>>220588037
Chinatown
Titanic
Eps. 2, 3, 8, 9
Avatar
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>>220588037
Anything made by jews.
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>>220588063
also this >>220588057 and any of the original starwars or nu starwars after rogue one
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>>220588037
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>>220588037
Tenet, not because I'm racist but because nolan is a hack. Also because I'm racist.
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>>220588063
>blade runner

it's not as good as the book. nice production design but Jesus Christ what an overrated flick.
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>>220588081
The Empire Strikes Back is pretty good.
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>>220588037
anything with a tranny in it or gay men kissing. big no no. gay women kissing is ok
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>>220588199
What about picrel tho? It has gay men kissing, but also has gay men being murdered left and right.

It's actually a great film tbqh.
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>>220588081
Deranged prequelfaggot
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Salo
Any of those Terrifier movies
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>>220588263
i dont want any harm to come to gay men, or anyone. i just find it disgusting to see 2 men kissing. i dont wanna see that nasty shit. i find it revolting
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>>220588037
Any Westerns
>>220588057
and this
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>>220588340
... if you wanna watch that, and you enjoy it, thats your business. you do you. I'll do me
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>>220588340
I can respect that

Still, you should check out Stranger by the Lake. It's one of the most underrated films ever.
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>>220588037
Rocky Horror Picture Show. I've seen the types who praise it, I don't need to watch it.
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Any holocaust movie
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Any gay pornos
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Never seen and have no interest in:
>any Transformers movie
>haven't seen a single Marvel capeshit movie
>saw Rogue One, that was enough of Disney SW slop for me
>Never seen any Avatar flicks
That's just the franchises I know of the top of my head
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>>220588368
i dont mind watching gay characters/stories, i love this >>220588383 richard o'brian is an iconic legend in the UK. its just the men kissing. its like watching two old people kiss kek
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>>220588067
LOL
https://youtu.be/dVUflz0HwUk?si=sz1VGsU3FN2E8MPl
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>>220588424
missing out some kino
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>>220588037
shoehorned holocaust shit
overtly pozzed with no real audience shit
neurotic money-hoarding minorities shit
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Velvet goldmine was really gay. I’ve seen call me by your name and my own private Idaho, rocky horror and fight club, and velvet goldmine was at least 10x gayer than all of those. Couldn’t finish and won’t watch again
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Capeslop. Jedislop. Modern horrorslop. A24slop.
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>>220588538
I mean the name itself sounds like a gay bar
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>>220588571
It’s supposed to be kind of a glam rock biopic of David Bowie with a bunch of good actors like bale and ewan but it turns out, mega gay
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>>220588037
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>>220588037
the bipoc spiderperson movies
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>>220588037
Inglorious Basterds
Django Unchained
Godzilla Minus One
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>>220588037
anything made by jar jar abrams, the destroyer of franchises
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>>220588620
still think about what a Bowie-Jagger baby would look like
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>>220588083
This. Every clip looks so obnoxious
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one slop another another
everything reddit all at once
anything Star Wars or Star Trek
anything Marvel or DC
Avatar and it sequels, I can't believe Cameron is wasting his fucking time with this shit
Terrifier or any other gore porn for that matter

a lot more but those are the main ones
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>>220588714
You silly cunt both Inglorious Basterds and Django Unchained are amazing films.
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>>220588714
Also that gay Spotlight movie and any victim-porn with slavery like that Will Smith apology humiliation ritual slave movie.
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>>220588812
don't listen to this slop-enjoyer, they're dogshit.
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>>220588714
>Inglorious Basterds
this i skipped. django is brilliant.
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>>220588037
Any misery porn shit. If it's not a movie you want to rewatch, it's not a movie worth watching in the first place.
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>>220588832
don't listen to this sexless incel, they're kino.
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>>220588037
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
It just seems so god damn cringe, and I can't stand looking at Michael Cera's face.
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>>220588037
anything starring sydney fucking sweeney jesus wept i hope she dies soon
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>>220588949
I hope she dies choking on my cock
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>>220588812
>>220588832
When Inglorious Basterds came out it looked like an elaborate troll that was actually mocking the audience.

Django Unchained looked like just more slave victim race slop and I don't care that the hero gets his revenge. The revenge isn't real. It's just a movie and doesn't mean anything.

I don't like Godzilla as a bad guy because I grew up with Godzilla being the hero so Minus One is also a no go for me.
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>>220588983
me too bro
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>>220588037
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My first roommate in my first apartment, pic related was his favorite movie. He turned out to be the biggest piece of shit, degenerate gambler, xanax addict, thief, psychopathic child who couldn't keep a job and made his mom pay his rent every month, threw tantrums like he was a 6 year old, always asking for money, just the biggest scumbag you could imagine.

I will always despise him and I hope he's dead in a ditch somewhere, and I will NEVER watch this flick, his favorite film, that he tried to get me to watch with him a dozen different times.
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>>220589094
>roommate asking you to watch his favorite film with you
he would have made a move so you were right to reject the offer
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>>220588806
>Terrifier or any other gore porn for that matter

This is me. I've never seen a Saw or Hostel movie.
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Fingernails (2023)
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>>220589142
based desu. you’re not missing anything. Saw is just mid-tier procedural cop slop with a green filter and Hostel is literally “what if europe but torture.”

people act like it’s some endurance test if you haven’t watched them. congrats, you saved yourself 12 hours of dudes screaming in abandoned warehouses. if i want to see that i’ll just visit detroit.
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>>220588949
I don't hate her but I have no interest in anything she's in. She has anti-kino aura, idk how to explain it
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>>220588037
Any mainstream "classic" movie from the 80s or 90s that normies recommend. They're all slop
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Avatar: Fire and Ash because I might not like it
anything by Tarkovsky except Stalker
Peppermint Candy because it seems sad
Leaving Las Vegas, same reason
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>>220588037
anything made today
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>>220588063
>>220588987
I watched the original Godzilla in Japanese.
Then I watched the direct sequel "Godzilla Returns"

IIRC, about 40% of that movie was people sitting in a war room staring at a TV with footage from the first movie.
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Marvel movies. Actually any capeshit.
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>>220589873
>IIRC, about 40% of that movie was people sitting in a war room staring at a TV with footage from the first movie.
lmao
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all the capeshit because i'm a euro and could give less of a fuck about captain iron man

when there's people over here talking about iron man it really grinds the gears like do you not remember asterix, tarzan, lucky luke, SoDa, Xiii all these fantastic comics we had growing up and you just ape the shit from america that we never had over here back in the day
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>>220588383
Good post
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>>220588037
Joker 2.
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>>220588383
I have seen it, as I usually enjoy cult films but trust me, you aren't missing anything. The film is very, very gay, enough so that it made me uncomfortable. Actual gay porn is less gay than Rocky Horror
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>>220588083
its a fun movie and worth watching, but extremely and emphatically 'reddit' beyond belief
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>>220588067
The ending is slightly optimistic. The implication is Precious will at least go on to have a "normal" life with some good days instead of the hellscape she starts in.
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the new joker movies. horror movies, used to watch some horror movies as a teen and get spooked but i don't think it will have the same affect on me nowadays and seems like it would be a waste of my time
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I'm a big slasher fan but and I like Michael Myers but I have zero interest in ever watching this stupid looking trilogy with Jamie Lee as a "badass grandma"
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Any John Waters film, I hate fags as much as I hate musicals.
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>>220590217
I hate fags but I love musicals
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i saw a bit of lotr on tv about a decade ago and i could only think "this really isn't for me"

so there's a oscar winning trilogy with another prequel trilogy and i'll never watch it
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>>220590215
EVIL DIES TONIGHT
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>>220590215
I haven't seen any of the big three franchises; Halloween, Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street. Just never wanted to. Same goes for the Harry Potter movies, saw a bit of the first one and it was just a little bit too twee
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>Get Out, X, Love Actually, Last Night in Soho
Pretty much anything with a BMWF couple.

>Call me by Your Name, Challengers, Brokeback Mountain, Moonlight, All of Us Strangers
Anything with gay (male) romance.

>Poor Things, Titane, Antichrist
Weird arthouse movies with gratuitous sex scenes.

>Don't Worry Darling, Promising Your Woman, Men
Any feminist movie that can be summarized as "men bad!"

>A Minecraft Movie, Snow White, any Disney live-action movie
Just shitty movies in general.
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>>220590055
>he doesn't know
the book has a sequel
precious dies of AIDS and her son grows up in an orphanage into a child rapist
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>>220588037
Starwars and capeshit
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>>220590687
Brokeback Mountain was surprisingly good and actually has a lot of female nudity in it, meanwhile the only male nudity is one buttcheek shot. Also incredible soundtrack. Really weird that some chinaman director went from making Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon to making a gay cowboy romance.
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>>22059075
>Brokeback Mountain was surprisingly good

Nice try rabbi, but I ain’t watching that gay shit, ever
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Anything with a f*male lead or where w*men have more than 3 minutes speaking time in total
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>>220588067
>Precious
>>220588067
>such a bleak and depressing film
filtered, omg i turned nonracist towards big black ladies purely because of that movie. i want to hug every one i see
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Avatar. missed the 1st one in 3d, so...just never. ruined for me
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>>220591051
I can't believe PC is fucking alive
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>>220588037
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>>220590047
No it's really not
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>>220588383
But it's astounding
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>>220591823
you're gay
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>>220591823
It's asspounding?
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Serbian film, human centipede, salo, martyrs, that last one might actually be good
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not movies but Game of Thrones and Walking Dead
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>>220588037
anything produced by jews so... everything.
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>>220592460
I guess you haven't seen this kino then zoomie.
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>>220592460
german jews made nosferatu, which is a monster based on a jew. dracula is also about jews
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>>220588037
ANY movie made after 2015
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>>220588037
A Serbian Film
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>>220592570
>We wuz germans and dracula n shieeet
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>>220592633
everybody hates jews now. didnt you see the news? it isn't just pakis. EVERYBODY
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>>220588037
Buttfuck Mountain
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>>220588076
>Chinatown
That's an odd one, may I inquire why?
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I love horror movies but this shit looks like gore porn, unironic demonic energy
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>>220588057
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>>220592715
Same. And because it is. It's crazy to me that a movie like Lolita will get people who watch it branded pedos but people can watch a movie like this and not raise any eyebrows at all about what a psycho they are.
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Any Wes Anderson movie. That French Dispatch movie made me seethe so much, it felt like a Budapest Hotel parody, then I realize all his movies after that one were parodies
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>>220588037
I tried to watch Requiem for a Dream a few times then remember it stars Leto and have to turn it off
I also tried watching Cut Copy twice but had to turn it off when it does some boomer "kids are always on their cell phone" meme
I also turned off the Great Beauty after there was a 5 minute clubbing scene at the start
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>>220592679
they are still in charge of everyfuckingthing, sadly
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>>220590755
2005 was exactly the time globohomo was starting to ramp up. He saw the writing on the wall and knew that by making a faggy cowboy movie he'd get a fuckton of awards and critical praise.
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>>220588383
This. It could be the greatest movie ever made but I’ll never know because growing up all the fans were unhygienic obese ponytailed losers in They Might Be Giants t-shirts.
I’m sure heroin feels like an 8 hour orgasm too but same deal, seeing the end result has thoroughly shut and locked that door for me,
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>>220592877
>but I’ll never know because growing up all the fans were unhygienic obese ponytailed losers
maybe being a theater nerd payed off..completely opposite experience. 'hey anon, we're having a RHPS party, come!' got my peepee wet that night
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>>220588037
anything with tom hanks, besides toy story
despicable faggot
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>>220588037
Lolita, both versions.
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>>220589094
The movie's great tho. Could I borrow a twenty from you?
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>>220588037
anything by nolan, tarantino, or about how the jews suffered during ww2
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>>220593248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NinjmgDbUwk
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>>220592712
Don't worry about it Jake, its Chinatown.
>>220588806
I haven't watched Saw either but I would theoretically like seeing people in stressful situations try to solve puzzles to live.
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>>220593248
>anything by nolan
memento nor batman begins? what did this bad man do to you? made bad casting choices in a movie that hasn't even come out yet? i don't get the hate
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>>220593105
Can you just stop trusting what you read man? The right wing has called every man woman and child that doesn't give them political donations a child rapist pedophile. That is literally all they do.
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>>220593284
>Don't worry about it Jake, its Chinatown.
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>>220588037
dune starwars, any marvel slop, any movie with racemixing couple and other degenerate kikery
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>>220588037
>>220592281
>movies I refuse to rewatch
Martyrs. I wont say it's a bad movie. It just left me feeling awful, I hated watched it, it was extremely depressing and unpleasant. The second half of the movie is a neverending torture sequence. The first half of the movie is 2 cute mentally ill women looking after eachother and is very watchable but even during that portion there is this uncomfortable feeling of dread slowly building momentum.
I hate it. I actually hate it
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>>220592806
The last one about the daughter was kino, a great father's day movie
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>>220593301
no I didn't like him before the odyssey either
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>>220592715
Art the Clown is a great villain but yeah, aside from that its just gore porn.
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>>220588037
Is it worth building a blu ray library in the year of 2026?
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>>220593308
>Can you just stop trusting what you read man? T
yeah, that one was always weird to me..other than being like the male version of quirk chungus, seems okay. but he did the sell out/make slop for streaming thing which is kinda lame.
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The fact that they made 3 of these movies blows my mind
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>>220593737
>sell out/make slop for streaming thing which is kinda lame.
forgot pic
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Ghostbusters 2016
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>>220588037
I rremade that image 20 years ago without the ebonics, too bad this place is now overrun with browns.
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The Grifter holy shit I tried but the first scene got me and I deleted it instantly. I heard that scene goes on for 20+ minutes but I don't know how she survived the first five.
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>>220590137
The new Joker movie.

Yeah I'm never watching Joker 2. 8 barely made it through Joker 1 and thought it was boring. So him just getting out in a jail and raped doesn't seem very interesting. Like no badass Natural Born Killers crime spree with Harley Quinn or anything. Just Joker getting raped sounds lame AF.
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>>220593755
Tom Hanks driving or piloting something never gets old. I hope that's all he does from now on.
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>>220593755
Greyhound is based what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>220593813
goes without saying. should be no.1 in every movies to never watch tier list.
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>Scraping bottom of the barrel and need something to watch

>Finally decide to give Slow Horses a shot even though I hate the name

> Covert MI6 rejects. Ok sounds cool

>Main villain is a politician that is anti-immigration

>Turn it off and never look back
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>>220588037
best picture winners about fags
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>>220594237
This is probably at the top of my will never watch list. Gay humiliation ritual faggotry. Never ever ever ever.
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>>220588037
OPPENHEIMER. Probably a shitty biopic, whiny and made by Nolan.
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>>220594323
You aren't missing much. Cillian Murphy's acting is good though.
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>>220588037
Sinners
Amistad
Mississippi Burning
Philadelphia
Swindler's List
Anything with Jamie Foxx unless it is a smaller role or one where he dies.
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I dont watch movies.
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>fucked up movie like Salo, Human Centipede, A Serbian Film, etc.
I'm just going to assume you're mentally unwell if you watch that type of shit
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>>220594596
serbian film is a black comedy. cmon man, he fucks a guy to death through the eye. "newborn porn!". you're supposed to laugh at it.
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>>220589873
Most Godzilla movies are like 70% people in rooms
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>>220594627
riveting...
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>>220588037
August Underground
A Serbian Film
Human Centipede
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>>220594711
Visitor Q is even funnier
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>>220588057
It insists upon itself
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>>220591658
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>>220588051
This except Sicarios
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>>220591803
>just give your genocidal daughter that has already killed billions a hug and everything will be ok :)
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>>220588037
Titanic. I know every woman that’s ever refused to fuck me wanted me to watch it. I was right to hold frame. At this point I will only watch it if a cute girl (genetically female), between the ages of 18-30, (I am 35, but this age requirement will NOT change) allows me to throw her ankles over her shoulders and pile drive her after the movie has concluded.

Bonus points if she takes me in her mouth deep enough to gag during our viewing. Ideally during that one scene. I will now consent to watch the dvd bonus features with her.

Apart from this, I simply shan’t be watching. You guys have already spoiled the whole movie for me anyways, and it sounds like it’s cucked to fuck and back. The fact it has a boat in it still won’t sway me.
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>>220588083
Honestly every Best Picture winner of the last 15 years for me
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>>220593248
>or about how the jews suffered during ww2
escape from sobibor is a kino prison movie though
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>>220594811
Anora is kino
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>>220588037
LOTR
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>>220594808
the reason it was so popular is that it combined chick flick with guy movie in a way that was still satisfying for men and women. It has a love triangle with a "she is literally me" depressed rich girl who has a passionate fling with le exciting penniless bad boy who doesn't play by the rules. But then it turns into a disaster movie.
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>>220594824
>Here's Why You Need to Respect Sex Workers: The Movie
dont need some gooner simp to preach to me
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>>220594857
If you have thick thighs, are under thirty years old, are genetically female and are willing to gag on the cock of an older, freshly unemployed gentleman you may continue to attempt to convince me. Otherwise, fall silent.
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>>220594889
kek
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>>220594870
That's not what Anora is, it isn't some movie about women's liberation through whoring like Poor Things. The ending makes clear that the prostitute main character is so completely broken by her occupation that she can no longer understand basic human intimacy. It is not a pro-sexwork movie.
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>>220594889
you have never had sex
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>>220588037
99.999% of the shit posted about here.
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>>220588037
cannibal holocaust
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>>220594976
I was last in a sexual relationship in 2016. The woman in question disengaged not because of my sexual prowess, but because I am very difficult to be around. This is not unique to women. Coworkers, friends and family all struggle with me. But that’s their fault, they need to get over it or fuck off. I am always right.
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>>220595042
not buying it

you have never had sex
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>>220595013
You aren't missing out
In addition to being obscene, it's just garbage
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How do you refuse to watch a movie? Like people are always trying to trick you into watching movies or something. I just don't watch movies I'm not interested in.
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>>220595070
>Like people are always trying to trick you into watching movies
yeah this board is
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>>220595064
Fine. If you’re not going to suck my cock (you must be genetically female, 18-30 and not have a thigh gap), you can fuck off then. And I will continue to not watch Titanic.
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>>220589072
im hard
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>>220588037
Any Villenueve or Nolan, and most anything made after 2010 except from select directors.
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tenet
nolan's a hack and all the retarded faggots online wouldn't shut the fuck up about how you have to be really smart to get it so i refused to watch it out of spite
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>>220588199
>gay women kissing is ok
only if they're both hot
i don't want to watch two mannish dykes going at it
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Apocalypse Now
Labyrinth

These two are my biggest "yeah people say they're good, but I don't give a shit I'm never watching it" films
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>>220595889
First one is a good watch
2nd is just a childs fantasy movie, if you didnt watch it as a kid, you aint gettin shit out of it as an adult unles youre some creepy fuckin pedo or a jennifer connelly(sp?) fan
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>>220589873
I've just watched the first 10 Godzilla films. You really don't miss much by only watching the first one which is clearly the best and strongest. But it gets extremely amusing watching the series get so diluted in quality so quickly when they have to crank out a new film every year on a cheap budget and pull random ideas out of their ass to keep it going. Like Godzilla living on a desert island with his monster son fighting giant insects. And then they try and get more mileage out of all the old monster suits, so do a couple films where it's a monster royal rumble of them all showing up to fight each other.
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>>220595889
I refuse to watch Labyrinth and Dark Crystal because the puppet things creep me out.
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>>220588051
With very few exceptions everything made after 2005 is made for retards in a quite literal sense as corps took over Hollywood in the 2000s and shifted their focus to getting overseas jeet/oriental money and domestic trailer trash/nog shekels.
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>>220595928
I've seen Dark Crystal and I imagine its like Labyrinth where if you saw it as a kid you'd love it, but as an adult it was nothing to me. There's a disturbing scene in Dark Crystal where the Skesis fire a laser beam at a little puppet's head and melt his brain and remove his soul.
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>>220593087
>this
Theater had the hottest girls... and somehow robotics.
The sex was good too. Nerds are way more creative.
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Anything with Zendaya, Jack Black, Seth Rogen and the Rock in it
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>>220588037
Any type of movie where you know each single member of the cast, was picked not due to merit, but due to how many followers on Instagram they have. When a project reeks of marketing and they never cared of quality, but instead throw everything on marketing and advertising and hope the retards will pay to watch it. To be more specific, movies where you see The Rock, Zendaya, is an instant skip and so far I haven't missed anything worth a free watch.
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>>220588037
>Remakes
>Decades-later sequels
>Black version of other movie
>Women version of other movie
>Capeshit past Endgame
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>>220588057
It’s surprisingly mediocre . Goodfellas is much better
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>>220588424
>sorry for what
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>>220588051
We should make a list of good movies made after 2005. There could be dozens! Well like one dozen

Nightcrawler
Velvet Buzzsaw (spiritual successor to Nighcrawler and open hate letter to Hollywood)
The Man From U.N.C.L.E with Henry Cavill

.....that's all I got. I watched the love witch recently, it was just as bad as all the 70s schlock it tries to emulate so it's got that going for it. Not sure why a near exact replica of shitty occult films is supposed to be amazing though 2/5
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>>220588057
Mafia slop is loved cringe lords
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>>220591823
Time is fleeting
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>>220591803
If the message at the end wasn't "you need to accept that your daughter is fat and a dyke and a waste of oxygen and stand up to your evil father who wants more for her" than I would agree with you but that IS the message.
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>>220588057
It's so fucking slow and boring. I really tried to like it.
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>>220597404
>>Remakes
The Thing and Scarface are remakes
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>>220597862
Dunked on his ass.
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hasn't come out yet but I refuse to watch The Odyssey
Nolan has truly lost his mind
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>>220588037
mamma mia
rocky horror picture show
anything by baz luhrmann
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>>220588921
Why do millennials think the mc acting like an awkward closeted faggot with a bpd whore is kino?
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>>220598976
>rocky horror picture show
A tad autistic. It's not good. I like the meat loaf music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMRl55U0eDw
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Gone With The Wind
Hidden Figures
Anything Bollywood
Disney remakes
Any gay movie unless they are cute twinks
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>>220594237
>>220594317
This movie is just boring and only won because of the "oscarstoowhite" scandal the year before.
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>>220588383
Go watch Pink Flamingos instead.
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>>220599255
>Gone With The Wind
why not?
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>>220588037
Martyrs
>why?
Because I'm not a deranged psychopath.
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The Green Knight, no matter how hard psueds on /tv/ try to convince me it's actually good
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>>220588714
Inglorious Bastards is garbage but Django was a fun movie to watch
don't care about Goyzilla
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>>220588037
The Alien series. My dad's been badgering me for fifteen fucking years about it and I ain't budging. I simply do not want to see it.
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>>220588076
>Titanic
>Avatar
Same. Cameronslop? Me thinks not.
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Not a movie but I refuse to watch Euphoria.
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>>220600419
You made the right decision. You'll see the first two, think, "Holy shit, these movies are awesome," and then sit through five more of them where you slowly realize that the first two were flukes and all the sequels are garbage
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Beau is Afraid
Bugonia
Bring her back
Weapons
The Drama
any HP besides the first one
The Hobbit
Tron
Poor Things
The Lobster
Killing of the Sacred Deer
SAW sequels
any Marvel flick
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>>220592529
Good but the conspiracy is depicted in too small a scale.
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>>220590047
I hate the fact that you're right about this. but I absolutely loved it. Definitely felt a bit off for a best picture winner, though considering when it came out, it isn't all that surprising.
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>>220588067
>Just can't bring myself to watch such a bleak and depressing film, I can tell just from screenshots it doesn't have an ounce of joy in it.
same goes for utter dreck like Speak No Evil (the Danish one) or pic related, movies that go out of their way to cynically shit on the protagonists to give a "life's not fair" dogshit message
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>>220594237
This might actually be the one.

I loved La La Land. Ain't no way this shit is better.
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>>220588067
I watched it. My mom would always follow Oscar winners and we'd end up watching them once in a while. Movie was just the most fucked up backwards shit imaginable. Can't remember liking anything about it, just being shocked the whole time.
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>>220588037
I haven't watched any drama nor horror movies since 1992.
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>>220600547
>utter dreck like Speak No Evil (the Danish one)
it will always make me laugh how eurofags got perma-butthurt over the American remake changing the ending so the protagonists win, instead of having them sit there like confused puppies while the villains kill them
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Movies where foids have more than 1 minute of screen-time in total.
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>>220597852
>It's so fucking slow and boring. I really tried to like it.
Maybe this is more up your alley.
https://youtu.be/tJrfImRCHJ0?si=OwVSQB3XmrdwFw7I
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>>220600512
Nah I just think Giger's aesthetic is stupid.
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>>220600679
I, too, enjoy watching gay porn.
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>>220588037
All of them
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i avoid movies with dumb names. robocop is a good name and tells me what the film will be about, the lobster does not.
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>>220601578
>the lobster does not.
It does
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Boss Baby. I'm afraid if I see it I'm gonna spend the rest of my life comparing other films to it.
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>>220588714
Same, mein nigger.

I also refuse to watch Fury or any brain rot murder porn for Jews.
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>>220588037
>if the director is black
>if the writer is black
>if the cast is all black
>if the director is a US female
>if the writer is a US female
I do not watch that film.
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1.23 MB WEBM
>>220588037
Anything with Timmy Chalamet
Capeshit
Animated crap
Anything with Gal Gadot
Avatar
Horror slop
everything everyshit all at once/movies that redd*t worships
Anything made by Disney apart from Touchstone/Hollywood pictures
LGBT films
Feminist films
Stuff made by Netflix
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>>220588076
>Eps. 2, 3, 8, 9
watch 3 and thank me later
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>>220601602
A smart choice.
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Salo
Any Yorgos movie outside of Bugonia
Harry Potter after Goblet of Fire
The Hobbit movies
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>>220588037
That's a god damn long list now, but one example is: I see
>Seth Rogan
involved in anything, easiest pass of my life.
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>>220602295
I choose to thank you now and then not watch it
Thanks
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Any musical ever.
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>>220602295
anon its still a very shitty movie, just slightly less shit than the other two.
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>>220588057
>>220588083
>>220591658
based
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>>220599165
Scott is cooler than most similar characters, I mean he kills the seven exes and then nigga scott, I get it if you don't like dorky male mcs- I lose interest completely if I think I'm looking at a Shinji type character, but Scott isn't really like that
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holy motors: turned off the movie when I saw denis lavant's penis
bienvenue chez les cht'is
intouchables
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>>220588037
Avatar.
Capeslop.
NuTrek.
Disney Star Wars.
Anything with evil explicitly anti-funny jews in them including but not limited to, Sseth Rogan, Sarah Silverman and Adam Sandler.
Youtuber movies.
Black shit.
Woman shit.
Gay shit.
Political propaganda.

So basically 90% of the output of the movie industry.
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>>220588083
the worst film I've seen in my entire life. I felt like I was being insulted for watching it
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>>220588037
One flew over the cuckoos nest. Been on psychwards some not so good
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>>220589094
I'm still alive mom still pays for everything snd you should watch the movie eric.
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>>220588083
My friend was so excited to get me to watch this, it was hard to have to tell them it was one of the worst things I ever watched in my entire life.
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>>220604397
>them
non-binary?
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>>220588063
blade runner is really great to fall asleep on the couch to and that's about it
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>>220588424
yeah i also hated Jarheads
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>>220600547
>same goes for utter dreck like Speak No Evil (the Danish one)
>to cynically shit on the protagonists to give a "life's not fair" dogshit message
Speak No Evil's message is "You deserve what you tolerate", which is pretty based.
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>>220600547
>>220604788
>Speak No Evil (the Danish one)
Looks interesting, hadn't heard of it before
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>>220588051
Children of Men?
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>>220604954
The real Planet of the Apes prequel.
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>>220597658
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Blue Valentine
The Departed
Black Dynamite
Killers of the Flower Moon
Parasite
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>>220588037
After I saw The Matrix 2, I vowed not to watch anything else from the series. That has kept.



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