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>Getting pregnant without telling the director ahead of time

This has to be one of the funniest things you can do as an actor.
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>>220588354
For me it's "season ending pregnancy" in WNBA injury reports
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>>220588354
Is she carrying fucking quintuplets?
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>>220588354
She's a coal burner
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>be actor
>know you're dying
>give one final kino performance in a scenario where the protagonists will come get you some day
>die two weeks later, so that day will.neber come and the character gets away with his crimes
Julian Beck did this in Miami Vice and it was so good.
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>>220588354

uuuuugh sorry,,,,my boyfriend nutted inside me a few months ago and i didn't use birth control,,,,I know that's bad I should have told you haha
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>>220588611
>that’s fine, can I nut inside you now though?
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>>220588444
Chadwick Boseman not telling Disney he was sick and getting Disney to make him the face of the entire mcu going forward after endgame knowing he was dying of ass cancer and wasn't going to be around is one of the greatest trolls ever committed
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>>220588707
>getting Disney to make him the face of the entire mcu going forward after endgame
Nice headcanon. Never happened
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>>220588707
You're thinking of the other black actor who was going to be the main villain after endgame but he failed to tell marvel that he was prone to stereotypical black behavior.
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>>220588794
imagine being too retarded for the MCU.
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>>220588840
He was so close to landing that George Floyd biopic.
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>>220588378
She's carrying the seed of a Black BVLL
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>>220588354
Damn she looks a lot like my wife did 9 months preggo
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>>220588948
>seed
you mean “weed”.
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>>220588930
He looks like he brutally murders white women on an unchecked impulse.
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>>220588948
kikeposting belongs on your containment board >>>/gif/
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>>220588930
>it’s not gay enough, here put this in your back pocket and roll up your pant legs.
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>>220588354
Very nice
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>>220588948
>Black BVLL
Ummm, have you seen the leaked photos?
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>>220588354
I don’t see a ring on her finger, WHO TOUCHED YOU, WOMAN?
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We can film around it no problem.
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>>220589144
They're getting bold. It's time to bring back buck breaking.
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>>220588354
Disgusting wilderbeast puta
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>>220588354
>Getting AIDS without telling the producer before he fucks you
Many keks were had
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Is this why the Ginny actress from the new Harry Potter was re-cast?
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>>220588707
>and getting Disney to make him the face of the entire mcu going forward
??
I don't even remember that dude
Was that black panther? didn't see that one and he is never mentioned ever again
What are you black?
Only black people think Black panther was some sort of megastar at the level of Micheal Jackson or something, complete black delusion
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>>220589144
>>220589367
Her husband is literally black LOL
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>>220588430
Based
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>>220588948
Eewww
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>>220590085
white women look at these faces and think
"WOW WOW!!! I NEED HIS SEMEN INSIDE MY WOMB RIGHT NOW!!"
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>>220588430
She looks nonwhite herself so idc
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>>220590107
No they don’t, jamboy
Of every race on earth, white women are the most selective for their own race, and it’s not even close.
Keep watching porn and eating cow dung, maybe you’ll level up x20 and be reincarnated as a mosquito
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>>220588354
I want to knock a girl up so bad bros
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>>220588354
It happened a lot in the classic Hollywood era (go figure: pre-birth control pills). Cyd Charisse would have starred in An American in Paris rather than Leslie Caron (and thus launching her carreer). Vera Miles would have starred in Vertigo instead of Kim Novak. Shirley Jones was pregnant in The Music Man and they had to shoot certain scenes early before she started to show. No excuse really for modern actresses to get knocked up after being cast (unless they really didn't want to do the movie/show in the first place). Pic is Cyd from The Band Wagon with Fred Astaire.
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>>220590085
Bottom left gets you mullato Guts
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>>220588354
Qrd?
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I love preggos so much bros but I know I would never be able to handle raising a child.
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>>220591411
Every retard thinks this but you need to see the retards that actually do become dads.

You'll be fine if you care even a little.
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>>220588354
I know she fucks blacks and hates dudes like me but I would unironically fuck the shit out of this woman.
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>>220590085
How did he get an afro mullet?
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>>220589647
Dropped
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built for SBC (literally)
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>>220588354
>>Getting pregnant without telling the director ahead of time
This is one of the joke in truffaut film 'day for night'
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>>220588930
blud is cosplaying sneed
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>>220592558
glowing review by anon
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>>220589202
Pretends to be an expert slut the whole movie. Walks in on stud pirate captain stroking his hog and has this reaction. Fucking chicks man



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