What was the last Star Wars movie you saw in a theatre?
>>220590858pod race one. found that sequence so interminable i just lost all interest in the sw world
last jedi but i was recovering from Electro convulsive therapy so i barely remember any of it
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>>220591093That wasn't in theaters retard. It was a tv movie.
>>220591067>Electro convulsive therapy depression or something? how'd it go?
>>220590858episode 3, and it was glorious. i miss my teenage years so much. i fucking hate disney so much. why make something so perfect only to soil it?
>>220591120The prequels are dog shit.
SLUGG'D
>>220591117extreme depression. it was a massive improvement but ECT doesn't fix everything. i'm better but only by like 50%
>>220591109It was where I live.
>>220591176No one cares about you thirdie scum.
>>220591184Nobody cares about your cankles and babyrage, Brantley.
>>220591138literally eat your own feces, its what you deserve
>>220591166glad it's helped, at least.i know there are plenty of scary stories, but i've spoken to a couple of people who swear by it. decades of antidepressants/therapy before ECT 'as a last resort' was like finding a cure.
>>220591202Good morning, sar.
the second sequel one. the one with the purple haired suicide. i just remember hating the stupid rich person planet animal rights subplot
>>220590858Attack of the clones
>>220590858Revenge of the Sith
>>220591224i remember one of the nurses saying that if you could see it happening you would completely stop worrying about the "scary" reputation because it's very peaceful. it's a great option all around besides the price since they have to put you under anesthesia which makes it expensive
>>220590858The Force Awakens. I was already done with Star Wars by that point, but my dad really wanted to see it and I didn't have the heart to say no.
>>220590858Rogue One, saw it with some friends.
>>220590858The Force AwakensI went with my uncle, aunt and momI thought it was complete shit and my uncle disagreed but couldn't defend his positions so the car ride back home was tense He died from being a hoarder and his house catching on fire because of it
Rogue one, and it was great
>>220590858Episode 3.
>>220590858>What was the last Star Wars movie you saw in a theatre?Revenge of the Sith, enjoyed it for the most part compared to the previous 2.
Phantom menace. After a few days, I realized what i saw was decent but wasnt Star Wars. I passed on everything since.
>>220591908I saw it on a surprisingly HQ Asian VHS pirated copy, was unimpressed. Got dragged to see it in the theatre (for free) was even more unimpressed. Haven't wasted money on any of them since.
>>220591093Conveniently forgetting the Ewoks eat people heh.
Original Trilogy of Course, RoTJ precisely.Prequels were pirated through VHS and videotapes - then DVD's
>>220591138prequels aren't meant for humans - but for dogs.Nothing in SW will ever Top Luke Vs Lord Vader emotional storyline. Ben's death, Leia and Han finally linking up or Death Of Boba Fett
Avatar Way of The Water.
>>220591184>>220591184EVROPEAN SUPREMACY. mutts go back to paying for Lucasfilm tickets while eurochads pirate the movies.
>>220590858The Last Jedi. I knew how bad the Rise of Skywalker was, so I didn't even bother. Eight year old me would think one was lying if told that there would be a time that he wouldn't give a fuck about Star Wars, but here we are.
>>220591239Canto-Bight? More like Can't Abide. kekThey fucked Hamill's character in the ass and I thought he'd be like - different from everyhting in the sequels. Naive of me. No movie with a Woman as a main character was ever good for anything besides jerking off to it - unless You're a woman, then I suppose You could enjoy it.
>>220591242I find it hard to believe that someone would have gotten that far in the prequels and not seen Revenge. Everyone was talking about that movie and gaslighting each other into thinking that it was the best movie of the trilogy.
>>220591344What was Your dad's reaction ?
>>220590858Star Wars
>>220591239I've noticed a lot of people say that was the last one they saw. It was the last one I saw too. I also hated the animal rights thing, which is saying something because I'm a vegan. Turns out, we want more than a PSA on being a better person when it comes to Star Wars. The arena execution scene in Attack of the Clones was better animal rights promotion than the Last Jedi.
>>220592189For me, it's the TIE "phantom".
>>220592314It's only two movies, and Clones is unbelievably bad.
>>220592239Patriot.
>>220592317enraged-wojak-holding-smug-mask.jpg
>>220592323We've got a badass over here.
>>220592317I don't think he liked it very much because he never went to see any of the other Disney ones. He also never watched the prequels, so his Star Wars memories were all from the originals and I think that's why he was interested in The Force Awakens in the first place. He was definitely interested in the original cast members coming back at the time.
>>220592189I feel bad for the imperial engineers
>>220592345It has the least problems out of all the prequels.
>>220591064You dropped your fedora, unc.
>>220592368"See, no one cares."
>>220592351Truly a betrayal of Loyal galaxy-loving fans.There's a lot of good people that'd pay 10$ to see a well made old-school Star Wars pre-'99 movie.
>>220592403That's only because it's so forgettable no one can be bothered to find all the faults.
>>220592433nah
>>220592382R.I.P. dad - it's like that British Veteran that said on national TV that this isn't what he fought for. kek Hope he found something else that he cherishes in life besides family and hobbies.Fan Films are the way.
>>220592387true, luckily there was a whole galaxy of planets for a new guy to try his time and effort and bring in his project forward. Or even a team.
>>220592382Your dad was an OG
>>220590858The Force Awakens. I didn't want to see it but my brother talked me into it. I'm still mad.
>>220592440That's also because people remember it as a videogame rather than a movie - it's cgi in 99%
>>220592189There are simply too many retarded tie fighter concept designs.
>>220592525Yes.They make sense in an internal Empire Engineering sense, where they try new things in search of a better design - but TIE vs T.I.E is a big LMAO, also TIE ground targeting ?? kekTIE with lightspeed is solely disproven by Old Ben's line "No ship that small could have a hyperdrive"
>>220592189honorable mentions>tie lambda *crash imminent*>tie raptor watch ou----ACCKK *didn't fly out of the hangar*>TIE boat - drowned>TIE droid - an actual LEGO set>Tie raptor droid - Dr. Ball from robot chicken>Tie Scimtar *impregnates (You)*>TIE experimental mk1 - hahahahaahhahah
>>220592440The last hour or so is great and the stuff with Obi-Wan and Jango Fett is cool.
>>220592189Some of these look fucking ridiculous.
>>220592230I like the prequels but what you said about the Luke and Vader storyline is true and anybody who thinks the prequels have anything as powerful as that is genuinely stupid.
>>220592662Name one Cool thing besides Boba Fett's stolen idea of a helmet.Wet gay christcuck guy?Kids in space?or are You a kid anon? The I guess yyou probably are as autistic as me who liked the "pistol sound" from Django's revolver and the vine sonic boom his ship makes. But as you grow up it is really seen as gay.
>>220592696>Name one Cool thingI'll do better, I'll name three.
>>220592678In legends there was something like this flying around:
>>220592696Everything from Anakin and Padme arriving at Geonosis to the three-part lightsaber duel at the end is good. It even had one of the better epilogues out of any Star Wars movie with the star destroyers taking off. Specifically, them getting caught in the factory, the execution scene with the giant monsters, the jedi fighting the droids, the outbreak of the clone wars, and then the lightsaber duel, the way we follow Tyrannous through the gritty and industrial side of Coruscant for the reveal that he's working with Sidious, Yoda declaring that the clone wars have begin, and Anakin and Padme getting married. It's basically perfect. The only problem I can find with that is that the clones were CGI, and that's just a cosmetic detail.
>>220592689Prequels were simply "entertaining" to us as kids - but they hold no significant value in any way.We liked to watch lasers just as we like them at the disco party's but that's it. Cool lightsaber duels were no more fun than dancing on the floor.Once You discover You can have sex by the age of 16 - You won't be interested in watching Natalie Herschlag (Padmie Amidala)'s face or tits anymore.
>>220590858The rereleases of the original trilogy they did before they released the phantom menace. I think that was like 1999 or something.
>>220592759Wow.
>>220592728I hat to quote the prequels, but >"do it"
>>220592812>You can have sex by the age of 16It's illegal for me to have sex because I'm autistic.
>>220591412Your last sentence makes it sound like he filled his house with Rey funkos lol.
>>220592802SON.I get it. Everything You've just described was cgi.You mentioned no dialogues.What the hell this movie was even about.It's battle-porn.>Marriage sceneNow I want to be sympathetic, but I think this anon is just a virgin. No offense.
>>220592862You can go to a whorehouse and use a condom anon. Or call a whore with your adult friends.
>>220590858>These slug creatures that can barely move are somehow able to create a vast criminal empireWho writes this shit?
>>220592821>flies by>crashes byCould this even take off?
>>220590858I dunno Star Wars all blurs together. I don't remember and I've stopped following it.
>>220592885So Luke and Leia looking out a window = good, Anakin and Padme getting married = bad? Star Wars isn't about dialogue anyway. It can have good dialogue at times but they're mainly tone poems.
>>220592882>"Which eventually of course, he did."
>>220592910It had an unconventional launch system, not like the launch gantries of standard tie fighters or interceptors. Also had a big ass cannon in the weapon pod.
>>220592905They had no Empire.Hutt was a one-off and he got his position because of buy-in power and hiring the right guys.It's like a jew - fat guy or a almost midget billionaire has power in society only because noone fight's him 1v1 for his place due to him having more contacts than you.
>>220592941How the Hell do You know this anon? Who made this TIE and what Era was it used in? Who used it ? Surely not Thrawn right.
>>220590858Rise of Skywalker for me. Which redeemed Last Jedi at least.
>>220590858ROTS for the 20th anniversary
>>220592956It was a series of experimental designs before the battle of endor the empire was tinkering with. Most were automated and would be carried on booms from transports, used basically like drones.Xwing Alliance.
>>220592948>They had no Empire.If you rule an entire planet then yes that is a criminal empire>has power in society only because noone fight's him 1v1 for his place due to him having more contacts than you.Except people in his position of power get challenged all the time, given he's some fat immobile slug it would be easy to assassinate him
>>220592919That's the enitre thing.You can climax (not to sound like a masturbating girl) with Old Ben talking about the past.You can feel the power when Vader reprimends his officer "don't fail me again *finger point* Admiral - music tones in".You can feel the Force when Yoda talks to look >"surrounds us - and binds us"You can feel the imminent death if You're staring at a Bounty Hunter saying "Put Capt'n Solo in the Cargo Hold"star wars is all about dialogues - however, OT is like classical music and PreQuels are a POP.Two different types of people like it - two different types of people were binded to the same "STAR WARS" logo and that's the problem. These movies should never exist in the same universe.This should be two different franchises.OT is like star trek while prequels are like Marvel.
>>220590858ESB when it was back in theaters for its anniversary a few years ago. I was going to go see ROTS last year on the final day but I got sick and was shitting my guts out due to the medicine I was taking. We got to the parking lot of the theater and I was having the cold sweats and cramps hoping they would pass, but I just couldn't deal with it anymore. Wound up just cancelling the tickets on my phone as my wife drove us home. I was pissed while pissing out my butt.
>>220592992Anon, he was on Tattooine.He ruled one palace.Luke had no idea of this slug - nor his influience was ever seen in Mos Eisley - or the Jawa trade routes - or any Imperial naver made a remark about it. Your statement makes sense only if You watch the Special Editions that make Jabba appear in a deleted scene, and make Boba Fett his personal bitch, and also You'd have to watch the Phantom Menace which makes Jabba look like he was rulling Entire Tatooine for millenias kek - wtf was that pod race scene? A Gangster in a VIP lounge in public - and as you said he wouldn't be unchallenged?He could fortify in his palace - as you can see when C-3P0 enters the gate... sealed IRON doors with only a little peephole, and guards at every corner. You could challenge Jabba in a deleted scene or in the prequels, but in OT - hardly ever - he was supposed to be not a Don Corleone but a drug dealer that hires bounties, more like a Virgil Solozzo. Powerful only when others help him, or bought by his drug-trade wealth.
>>220592983Great Game I suppose.These designs look really goofy but due to actual designs of German weapons engineers in 1940's - these are not far from the actual real-world designs.I played only a little of TIE Fighter >Than You My Emperor. Your faith in Me is well placed, How may I serve You next?
>>220592992Not necesairyly as he's on some desert backwater planet with little to no population outside the toursits and smugglers there.Most of the drug trade was on Nal Hutta and Nar Shadda, where the real hot seats were, well ... seated.it is also possible that he in fact would've made no sense in reality and that was just a director's methaphor.
>>220593054>india
>>220593036I like both. I didn't think there was any real difference between the prequels and the original trilogy as a kid despite the original trilogy being older. I think the original trilogy is stronger for the reasons that you mentioned, but the prequels had their own strengths.The tension and anxiety that is conveyed by seeing an exhausted Qui-Gon go up against Darth Maul on his own is palpable, and seeing an enraged Obi-Wan go up against him is very cathartic. I still get a quick shot of anger when I see Qui-Gon get stabbed by Maul. It's emotional because you know that Anakin needs him. He's the only one who seems to actually believe in Anakin while all the other jedi jut begrudgingly tolerate him, so it's painful to see him get killed like that. Darth Maul's nonchalant twirl after stabbing him like it was nothing and the way he stares Obi-Wan down while waiting for the laser gates to open so that he can kill him too make Maul especially detestable. George Lucas did a great job at making Maul as detestable as possible with that scene. So if you want to look at it solely from an emotional perspective, there is stuff in that trilogy that's as strong as the things you mentioned with the original trilogy.
>>220593154It was a cool series of missions where the alliance was in deep shit, low on supplies and in hiding. The conventional navy couldnt find them so tasked a research hybrid droid division to find them and they were really powerful tie fighters with the mk4 being and ultra fast heavily armored suicide drones they would send wave at rebel cruisers to 360 no scope them. The alliance finally realizes the transporta that brought them were just holding pilots for the drones and if you killed the transporta, you killed the pilots which killed the experimental tie fighters. Then you find the research base working on the drones and you blow it up after stealing all the data which reveals some information about the second death star by uncovering intense supply chain issues due to its construction.
>>220593207Twice the comment, double the fall. :P
>>220590858TLJ a day after reading the leaks here, I went with a friend who'd also seen them thinking it couldn't possibly be THAT bad
>>220591093>file.pngdumb nigger
>>220593154Xwing Alliance even though it's like 25 years old, has the greatest modding community for aby starwars game. Give it a go. https://youtu.be/IZtHOoMsrWs?si=ub7330JyVRn-W1nl
>>220593222I edited it 'cause I said the original trilogy was newer when I mean to say older. Anyway, the fact that this is your retort means that I win because you'd be completely fucked if I hadn't deleted the last one.
>>220593207Let it go, kid. You'll thank me later.I once thought as You do.
The biggest problem with Attack of the Clones is that it made it so that you can block force lightning with a lightsaber. It makes that power look so useless because you're relying on the victim not having a lightsaber. Now, Palpatine was only able to electrocute Luke because Luke had thrown his lightsaber away. It also became so overused thanks to that. You should have only seen it in episode VI and Palpatine should have been the only one who used it.
>>220593289Yes, you win.
>>220593327When the boomer is defeated, they will resort to words like "kid" and "heh" and effectively saying "I don't have a strong enough argument against what you're saying, but I am older than you, so I win." So thanks for letting me know you've been destroyed.
>>220593209I always thought the special weapons reasearch division brought the best out of the Empire.
>>220593209This is why I love the Expanded Universe.These games (still avaliable on steam) had great detail storytelling.Even Dark Forces had some plot background.
>>220590858Force awakens
>>220590858The last Jedi
>>220593286How do I apply the mods in the game tho?Is it easy or requires some programs or thorugh knowledge of the pc programing?Do it have to 'burn' or 'root' the game?I'll surely try it as I have it on steam already.
>>220593330Yeah. I remember that nigger deflecting it in the last one.Emperor being some pedophile-like politician didn't help either.
>>220590858The Farse Awakens. I haven't seen a Star Wars related product since.
>>220590858midnight showing of RotSI never ended up watching it again and just youtube the Palpatine scenes every few years or so
Revenge of the Sith re-release with Hayden welcoming us.
>>220593455It's got an installer but there's also a tutorial video on the youtube channel for it
>>220590858prequelshit
>>220590858None.
>>220590858women ruined star wars.
TFA
>>220590858Episode III
>>220590858The Last Jedi. I was still hopeful that the sequel trilogy is going somewhere.It only brought back my traumatic childhood memories of my mom telling me that Santa Claus does not exist.
>>220592382Your dad is an impressionable midwit.
>>220592905Nah, they expanded on this shit later on, the slugs are actually naturally strong and agile. After they created their empire they ended up fat and lazy.
>>220590858I saw the Rise of Skywalker episode 9 because free tickets.Also free booze at the bar but that did not make the experience worthwhile, what a fucking piece of shit.
>>220590858>What was the last Star Wars movie you saw in a theatre?Saw Ep 1 opening nightDidn't bother seeing 2 or 3Saw Ep 7 on ImaxDidn't bother with 8 or 9
>>220590858revenge of the sith, when it was re-released last year
>>220592337Based Rebel Assault 2 enjoyer.I had one of those for the X-Wing miniature game, it was pretty good.
>>220592387Around 80% of those were prototypes or just some variant of>uhhh it's a TIE bomber but we threw an extra thing on itAlso there's some duplicates in that list like the TIE/T.I.E./TIE Line and the V38/Phantom.
>>220592812Man, they look ridiculous but I fucking love uglies.>all the durability of a TIE fighter and all the speed and maneuverability of a Y-wing
>>220592411Son, that's a trilby. Learn your fucking hats.
>>220590858Next one
Rise of SkywalkerI remember audibly chuckling at the dagger scene, after that I was just bored and confused. The infamous "Somehow, Palpatine Returned..." line didn't even register in the moment I was so checked out by that point.
>>220590858Return of the Jedi 40th anniversary
>>220591202Figuratively eat my nuts.
>>220597493>tie fighters>durablenigga they cheap. they swarm fighters.
I didnt have the strength after The Last Jedi to bother with rise, The Force Awakens was shit too though the 'hype' over that one escapes me. Trailers were good tho
>>220598344I take it back. I saw Revenge of the Sith in the theater last year. Most of the movies I've seen in the theater (not many) in the last 7 years were old movies.
>>220590858ep3. I watced it while I was staying in the town where my grandpa used to live during summer vacation. There was only one movie theater there, and no other movies were playing so I had no choice even though I never watched ep2.
>>220590858the last jedi. still havent seen ep 9.i was a star wars fag that stood in line for HOURS to see ep 2.
>>220593261happens when you paste an image, daft cunt.
