What strategy do you follow to get around the No Singles Policy?
>>220590901I go with my beautiful wife.
>>220590901I go with this guy's >>220590955 beautiful wife.
>>220590901chimerism
I simply tell Robert that although he may not be able to see it, our lord and savior Jesus Christ is with me everywhere I go, and he abides. For I tell you that this bypassing of the dreaded singles policy is but one of the many miracles performed by the king of kings.
>>220590901I thought this was a fucking memeIt's real???
>>220590901Vaporize the teller with my phaser.
I use a machine I received from Nikola Tesla to clone myself before each show and then after the show we fight to the death because there can be only one.
>>220590901I simply tell them to CHECK OUT THESE DUUUUUUUBS
>>220590901Us Fixbros are thinking about have a meet up to watch Teenage Sex and Death together. Amanda Fix has her first sex scene in it!
>>220590992i remember when they tried it in theatres (as in, for plays)https://www.theguardian.com/stage/theatreblog/2009/jan/08/singleton-ticket-theatre-west-end-ambassadorit's a different world now though, they can't sell ENOUGH tickets.it's like the urinal problem. with booking systems in cinemas, every single's seat isn't just one seat. it's three.
>>220590901Just wear a priest's getup and use a fake eyerish accent.
I pay a lonely older woman to go in with me
>>220590901I ask someone out and usually get rejected, then I just bring that text as proof (or show that they ghosted me with no response). That usually works. Everybody wins
I legitimately did film my coworkers making fun of me for being a virgin on multiple days and 2 of them were outright fired for sexual harassment, the other had to bow and scrape before me (he did it less than the others). Sometimes the legal system can help men too.
>>220592352They don't allow visibly intoxicated people into the movies either, anon.
>>220590901I tell them that I have a multi personality disorder. Then I add a "me too" in a squeaky voice as a reinforcement.
after presenting the ticket wagie my credentials i bolt straight for the auditorium and find a spot in the back. no one has ever tried to stop me
>>220591002you forgot about the No Phasers Policy
>>220592600It's just crazy enough to work...
>>220590901
>>220592475That's based. What do you do?
>>220592939based necrophile
i get doublescheck em and weep
>>220593056Local fancy pizza place worker
>>220592475Based. Just throw the book at them. I had some asshole threatening to report me for racism because I told him his vehicle needed drip pan and chock blocks or our company could be fined and he got kicked out for lack of proper ppe as well. My boss pretended to yell at me for a while to get that guy to fuck off. Pissed me off so much I called the regional inspectors to set up a checkpoint for vehicles coming to our site. Always go with the nuclear option.
>>220590992No Singles Policy is just a fake sign they hang up so they can kick out people who look like pedophiles (you) trying to see animated movies without getting in trouble.
