Bitched EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>220574907
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>>220591559good edition
>exocomp cadet
>>220591559star trek sex on a four shift rotation
It was a who was in the wrong here hazard
>exocomp ensign
>>220591559A four-shift rotation seems much fairer to me, not only is everyone more energised for having worked only 6 hours instead of 8, but the night shifts rotate by necessity rather than being assigned to the same people who probably never even meet their day shift colleagues.
LMAO I completely forgot about this episode. What the fuck is this Snyder-tier subtle imagery?
Did the Cardies deserve it?
>>220591671And so much more!
>>220591656Also the chances are that the A team are going to be a lot more well rested if you need to wake them up in the middle of the night for some emergencyit really just is a better system
>>220591666>subtlechecked for satan
>>220591666I was in hysterics at the sight of this painting. I couldn't believe I didn't remember this episode. The whole thing feels like a Dukat Did Nothing Wrong shitpost.
>>220591698this episode is indeed a massive shitpost. the Bajorans booing Dukat while throwing their suicide pills at him made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
>>220591698And then there's this scene. I can't tell if it's supposed to be funny or shocking, but I think Alaimo is playing it as a comedy. This might be the hardest a Trek episode has made me laugh.
Was Archer the first captain the writers got wrong? I get chronologically we are looking at the beginning of the series so theres some merit in portraying a character a certain way to show how much starfleet has come. I suppose you can argue Janeway was badly written as well but you could also attribute that to being stuck in space with Neelix for 7 seasons. Also Ezri best girl
>>220591559Absolute pure fucking kino.
>>220591741??
>>220591725>alaimo playing a delusional rapist as a comedyyou know better than that, he's an amazing actor
>>220591725Whatever happened to this kid I wonder, his second illegitimate child>uh shit okay guys we're all gonna kill ourselves now, you go firstHe really became a cartoon villain didn't he
>>220591600An exocomp cadet would be adorable if it chirped and beeped and everyone understood it. >What do you think, Exo?>*beep* *blip* *light flickers*>You’re right. No one can fix this but me
>>220591782Lucasfilm would've sued at warpspeed
>>220591762please try to contribute to the thread more constructively in the future
>>220591763Maybe it's just my brain being so rotted by years of Dukat memes and 4chan's obsession with NTR / "my wife's son" memes that I can't take this subject matter seriously.>>220591712Yeah that scene also had me chortling.
Should I watch VOY Death Wish or DS9 The Ship next?
I knock droids to the floor and show exocomps they psychopompsTake bitches to the h-deck for womp womp, sexy rompsSwarm hard on the shawties like a borg brood cicada RS-232Pac, I'm a serial daterCertified skirt 'simiillator, if your girl the LocutestSmoke an L-waxana now I'm crunk and a nudestKlingons think they the rudest, but I show them they station Shoot the gift at Kahless, he choose discommendation Spitting bars like the Nagus with my latinum flowI don't play with Logicians, but I'm batting them though Blakka blakka to you noggin, Crusher asking where yo casket at Yo mama crying till her face all briny like a hasperat
>>220591725uh uh a miracleDamn that shits wild
>>220591559HEYO DOCTOR!
why he mad at geordi now?
>>220592009 because Geordi been talking reckless ever since he got that VISOR firmware update man drops one latinum-plated diss track and suddenly he's acting like Chief of Ops on DS9 you know damn well Worf put him up to it “you must assert dominance through rhythm, La Forge”
>>220591846making me nauseous
>>220591141it is a god damn travesty that this had 0 (you)s
>>220592268I don't give a damn if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag on 'em anyway
>>220592436Imagine if they'd permanently lost all the male crew in that episode to a suicidal Q's fuckup.
>>220592472why would I do that? it's a great episode as is, your proposal makes no sense on any level.
Whoever thought it was better for Kira to have a butch cut should've been flayed on the set.
>>220591666Nice Pah-wraith trips.
>>220591698>paint by numbers with dukat
>>220592541Yeah you're right, I didn't have breakfast this morning either.
>>220592664breakfast is important, mister neelix. however, i do not see why i should be informed about your lack of organization.
>>220592722I know, mister Vulcan. I know.
>If I was on that array with my cell, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that Intrepid-class ship and then me saying, 'OK, we're going back to the Alpha Quadrant safely, don't worry.'
>>220591666>666
Love Original Series Love Next Gen Love DS9 Love Voyager Love Enterprise that is all.
Dukat was a true hero, he did what had to be done to save his home from leftists.
>>220593427kek
>>220593407If you love those then you'll ADORE Star Trek: Starfleet Academy it's a true love letter to the franchise give it a chance please
>>220591575star trek sex with wesley
>>220593483Stop blatantly lying.
>>220593483Do they have metrics on how many people pirate that shit? I wonder if it's a higher or lower figure than the overall paid viewership.
>>220591760Picard was not only incompetent, but a serious threat to humanity.
If Picard was kill and Riker took over, would it have been a better show? I was never a Picard lover and he's bottom tier in my list. I imagined Riker with a female counterpart or even a woman taking over instead and exploring that dynamic. I was filtered by almost every character idk why
>>220593319You can tell she was using the hell out of her tongue by watching her underjaw.
>>220593427>save his homehe sold it for a title
>>220593609Well, she did end up doing porn
Is it just me or do Star Trekkers tend to be raging misanthropes? Curious.
>>220593770it's just you
>>220593852explain dukat's popularity
>>220593864marc alaimo oozes an unctuous charm
>>220593636Yes, she did, but I don't think she was able to make a stellar career out of it. As far as I know, she ended up rather poor and unknown. My point was that the kiss she gave Shatner was not what one would call a "stage kiss", because it is quite obvious that she took some pleasure in it, as it seems a number of his other leading ladies did as well.https://youtu.be/nskdpeogRPQ
>>220593592Riker is overrated.
>>220593592how could you watch this show and not ever realize that Riker fucking blows? he is a huge pussy not fit to make life and death decisions for 1000s of people on a ship. if he was my captain I would be scared as fuck.
>>220594336What's really scary is that Riker is far more competent than a lot of people in control of other people's safety irl.
>>220593864sex sells
>>220594730dukat pimped kira's mom?
>>220593864he's a great, believable villain played by a great actor who stayed for a full series. noone in their right mind identfies with him, he's a disgustingly arrogant, honorless traitor and turncoat who dooms himself and his people in a series of increasingly unhinged plots to gain power and recognition. watching him fail is great fun.
>>220591656>>220591603Does it even matter? anon's only going to get raped by Riker in the middle of a sheepfold again.
>>220594936So in other words, he's a perfect example of a 21st century democrat.
>>220595012so much virtue
>>220594936Is it still treason if your principal loyalty's not to your own country but to a *special* state in the Levant?
>>220595012odd comparison, sounds like your own bias. he's not much of a politician, he's a tyrant with a military background. the only policies we hear about are his craven attempts at justifying his actions during the occupation.>>220595044you can write Israel, no need to prance around your thinly veiled antisemitism here. cardassians make for a poor metaphor in that direction, vulcans are much more jewish coded considering they split their holy text in two the same way and even have beth din equivalents. bajorans take the role of muslims.
>>220594936>noone in their right mind identfies with himha ha>>220595012>So in other words, he's a perfect example of a 21st century democrat.yeah that's why the neo nazis here always call him based and say he did nothing wrong
star trek sex
>>220596113Boring. Let's see her with Armus
>>220595095Klingons are Muslim coded with their warlord prophet Kahless.Bajorans are jewish with their special jewellry and clothes, orthodox rituals, priests and "chosen people" obsession.Romulans are Soviets, Cardassians are Nazi Germans.
Why didn't Starfleet just start crashing Galaxy-class ships into Dominion vessels?
HAND OVER THE LATINUM, slowly...
>>220591559I only post in Jellico threads
>>220597038They only built around a dozen.
>>220591575I asked you before to stop this.
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>tfw your teleporter copy joins a terrorist organizationawkwaaard
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We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honoured dead. This death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world, a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel that sacrifice a vain or empty one. Of my friend, I can only say this. Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, ...his was the most ...human.
>>220591656>night shiftWhat determines a night shift in space
>>2205916564-shift in a watch-on watch-off alternating schedule with 2 crews is the best way. 2 shifts of 12 hours in a day/night watch also works but the crews would get tired at the end. 3 shifts is retarded, it means having 3 crews who only work 8 hours a day and dick around the rest of the time.
>>220597579Whenever the captain is off-deck and not on an away mission.
>>220597554*heels snapping to attention*
>>220597602However you do it, somebody's sleep schedule is getting fucked.
>>220597630the 6-12 hour shift limitation is only logical for humans. Id just make vulcans work 36 hour shifts or whatever to cover all the inconvienient times for humans.
Replicator rations
>>220591559>"Picard didn't talk to me like that. Muh feelings. I quit"What a pussy.
>>220595095I'll thank you to keep your antigenilism to yourself. I think you can still talk about Star Trek without your hate speech against Christ's chosen people.
>>220593569The dude who livestreamed a spock action figure in his chair for an hour got more views than the first episode premiere
>>220593770What if he pooped into the tarpit?
>>220593483How about no?
Why and how are these two chuds being cucked by Kurtzman so hard?
>>220597700Just have more androids. Surely, Data can be replicated.
>>220597954>create a perfect android >tell no one>diewhat the hell was soongs plan?
>>220598032Soong was obviously a nutjob.
>>220598032More to the point why didn't they do a thorough scan of her so they could improve Data?
>>220591698>Happy Little Cardies>Fluffy little clouds of tear gas
>>220597954>he didn't watch Measure Of A Mansad
>>220598202Where there's a will, there's a triumphant way.
>>220591600>>220591651I always thought Exocomps were adorable but now I hate that they are technically more of a nuTrek thing.
>>220591559Just watched DS9 S03E03 the house of quark and realized the youtuber Lemminos intro is from this episode
>>220598449oh shit you cast a fire spell now I'm dead
>>220591559Get it done
>>220597111how silly of you
Wow he's just like me
>>220591671No Cardassian ever called me a hyu-mon, petaQ, pinkskin, blasphemer, solid, ugly bag of mostly water, or illogical.Just saying.
>Qapla, fellow warriors!
>>220597023Klingons have been Russians for all of Trek, Romulans have been Chinese. That's basic knowledge and well documented. Same with Bajorans being Arab/Palestine/Kurdisten coded.
>>220598418that seems self-defeating to me. you like them, they come back, you hate them? makes no sense
