what if the terminator burst through the door while they were fucking? would he be confused about what is happening?

>>220593788
If QT directed this movie he would be the one fucking her off screen.

so they went through all this insane effort to preserve the timeline, but if Kyle Reese didnt coom at precisely the right angle at exactly the right second, it would all be for naught?

>terminator sperm
>procreates
what in the FUCK

>>220593910
they didn't fuck thinking they'd make John

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>>220593788
>what the fuck are we doing the fucking world is ending

>>220593910
Kyle doesn't know it, but John specifically sent him back to fuck his mom.

>>220593967
>"dont forget to eat my crust baby"

>>220593967
>bust the crust
>turns out the crust was a t-1000
>the crust turns into a liquid puddle, then back into a human form with giant sword arm
>he chops my dick off and starts raping faster than Eminem

>>220593910
Makes one wonder if Kyle was a virgin before he met sara.

>>220593910
>but if Kyle Reese didnt coom at precisely the right angle at exactly the right second, it would all be for naught
no, it's completely deterministic like interstellar

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Ahhh yes, Kyle. He was a good friend. His grungy hobo dick and future jizz really did a number on my furry clam. Someday I’ll tell you more about your father.

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>>220593788
>are you sure this is how you stop a terminator?
Actually yes because their son is john who saves mankind

>>220593788
Women don't have sex like this. My wife never makes a peep, just lies still until I'm done. Don't believe everything you see in movies and tv.

>>220593833
No, he has detailed files about human anatomy and I suppose human reproductive activity.

>>220594054
so Reese never had true agency over his sex life?
was it rape?

>>220594129
in a way yea it was

>>220593910
That's always been a complaint I've had with time travel stories. Quite literally, the butterfly effect would throw off everybody's schedule even if you said hello to a single person. Every man would cum at a tiny fraction of a moment later or sooner because their day's been slightly altered. This in turn would result in the next generation being a completely different world populace.

>>220593788
As I must point out in every Cameron thread, he's a woke feminist. Notice the focus on the woman's pleasure in this scene. All his films feature stronk lady being worshiped by and getting the best of men. What a pussy.

>>220593788
I like to think that she's farting on his dick here.

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Truth nuke:

Women love smelly men and smelly penises. It's an aphrodisiac. Deodorant and shampoo makes pussies shrivel because they smell fake and feminine.

But none of you virgins will understand this.

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>>220593788
>heterosexual crust busting
A rare sight indeed

>>220593979
>SOLDIER I HAVE ONE THING I NEED YOU TO
DO

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>>220594633
You're a pig and you don't understand how perfumes work.

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>>220594567
>mmm fuck give me that good hobo dick
cameron, was this really necessary?

please stop with the crust thing

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>>220594697
I've literally been eating a bottom healthy diet just so you can bust my crust bby

>>220593967
Saving private ryan and Hopper from stranger things?

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great thread

>>220593788
John Connor being John Connor’s father and dying in the past after impregnating his mom with himself would have been a better story.

>>220593979
LEON

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>>220593979
>at shooting range with mom
>mom’s smoking a cigarette, she scratches her pussy and spits on the ground
>”Hey mom, who was my dad?”
>mom farts and says “Kyle Reese, you meet him in the future and know you have to send him back in time to creampie my hairy 80’s pussy so you can be born”
>years later meet a guy named Kyle Reese that’s the same age as you and strip him naked and send him back in time to fuck your mom and get murdered by a robot

>>220594987
God damn John is cute

>>220593788
kyle reese didnt have to convince her, he was atractive. future john connor choose him with that in mind

>>220593788
How did she get pregnant from anal?

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>>220594107
You have a small pp.

It's so funny that this became a meme. I thought it was disgusting 30 years ago that Reese put on pants with literal piss and shit stains on them.

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>>220593788
Why not just send the stork in the time machine instead of making mommy do the baby making wrestling match with a homeless guy?

>>220595040
In fifth grade my friend Brett told me it was easier to get a girl pregnant with anal sex and I don’t remember his explanation but I asked Mr. Greenwald about it and Mr. Greenwald brought it up in biology class and even called out Brett for being the one that said it and then he explained how retarded it was. Brett started crying but I still went to his house after school and drank his parents Pepsi.

>>220595056
ugh so she does this face the whole movie huh? i am glad that cover was so obnoxious i never watched.

>>220594567
>ugh this scene is so gay why isn’t the man in the shot more

>>220595141
anon you're brett but your name is actually pradesh, you can tell us.

>>220595543
lol

>>220593967
crust status?

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>>220595550
Okay fine, the colon is more permeable than the vaginal wall so ejaculating into a woman’s anus would absorb more semen for nutritional reasons more than than ejaculating into her vagina so I jerk off to pictures of buttholes and poop on my sidewalk. This is the underlying theme to Avengers Doomsday.

>>220595782
saar you can't just go around revealing the dark magicks like this

>>220593910
Sarah was a sloot. She could have already been a week pregnant when Kyle basted her uterus.

>>220595802
How dare you talk shit about my 80s waifu I will angerpost at you

>>220594022
Didn't she ask him if he was, and he said that's correct, right before she raped him?

>>220595141
Same, but he was Brent and I asked if he'd sell me his School Lunch Victim button for a dollar (he paid 50 cents). He said no but he let me trace the artwork. One time I spent the night at his house and his sister ran around naked with a mini frisbee between her buttcheeks.

>>220593788
53 years old and i wore out my video rewind this sequence back in the day.
Now i cant orgasm unless this plays in the background. https://youtu.be/3bvC-vg7IMs?si=zdF6CuSNmrg7fB3Z&t=201

>>220594107
>My wife
No, your old t-shirt isn't a woman.

>>220593967
>the T-800 had plastic crust, they were easy to spot

>>220593833
He'd ask her if that's some good dick because she looks like she's feeling some good dick

>>220595826
>she raped him
Uh this is hugely problematic. Can we cancel James Cameron already? KYLE DIDN'T CONSENT

>>220597269
hilarious

>>220593788
>"The future of humanity depends on me fucking you. Especially up the butt."
That's a great pickup line.

>>220595826
Considering John Connor was murderized in Dark Fate it made no difference anyway.

>>220594545
Well then youre stupid and dont get it

>>220594640
girls don't have crust because they don't poop or have ass hair

>>220597697
True, they have slime.

>>220593788
John Connor himself should've gone back in time. That way he would've become his own father.

>>220593788
Kyle Reese was a clone of John Connor

>>220593967
Crustposting will never not be funny.

>>220593967
This "crustposting" will never be funny.

>>220594086
ai nick mullen

>>220593833
He would sit in the cuck chair and watch

>>220593853
Actually if QT directed it, he would be watching her get fucked by a black bull and yell out encouraging words in ebonics

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did you call MOI a dipshit?

>>220593788
It really looks like she's being done from behind.

Oh yes oh yes swallow this time capsule from the futuuuure AUGH

>>220594545
The implication is that its a closed loop. Skynet sends a robot back in time to stop thr birth of John Connor but this was always supposed to happen because John Connor only exists because Skynet attempted to kill his mother. The funny thing being that John Connor's existence ensures the rise of Skynet in the first place. Skynet is doomed to be destroyed by Connor just as human society is doomed to be nearly wiped out by Skynet. Judment day nearly ruined this premise with its alternate ending while Rise of the Machines recognized it was the only logical ending.

>>220594633
Truth nuke:
You're a virgin

>>220594633
Sex doesnt work like the Anime Porn you read

>>220593788
How would history be different if Kyle Reese had cum on her tits?

>>220593788
>my god Kyle... that is the best dick I ever had!

>>220593788
>are you sure this is how you stop a terminator?
For sure. That's how you produce the leader of the resistance.

>>220593967
How often do poofs get shit down their japs eye? I'd be worried about an infection all the time

>>220595892
>his sister ran around naked with a mini frisbee between her buttcheeks
What a blast from the past. I loved those things.

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>>220599891
Constantly. Infection and disease is a fact of life to gays. Honestly, their collective indifference to it is among the most disgusting aspects of their "community"

>>220594633
And yet the smelliest men I’ve encountered are terminally alone and people complain about the stink when they walk away

>>220594022
He very obviously was, she asks if he has or has had anyone ever

>>220593788
I watched this movie with a zoomer and she couldn't stop laughing at this scene.

>>220600458
It makes sense if you spent your entire adult life fighting a war against machines you probably didn't have a lot of time for fucking, also all the women were probably dead

>>220600594
When she asks about the women in his time all he really has to say is they’re good soldiers. Kyle’s life is very tragic and he’s clearly quite damaged, which is something that gets completely overlooked by dogshit like Genisys.
There’s a deleted scene from the first film where he has a breakdown in a field because he can’t handle seeing things like flowers and doesn’t belong there

>>220594633
this is only true if she's already attracted to you

>>220599961
Kino

>>220594633
ya some of them do but most are offput and social reputation matters more than pheromones or whatever, if 95% of people you encounter hate you for being smelly you wont stick at a job or whatever very long. having said that, i love a stinky girl and stinky puss so long as they are not fat, and i assume some girls are the same way about men.

>>220598246
>The timeloop degrades his genetics so badly that by the time the movie takes place he is a hapsberg-tier megadownie.
I'd watch it.

>>220600652
>it hurts, Sarah
i cri evry tiem

>>220600652
he had the mental age of an 8 year old and was clearly disturbed. she took advantage of him and in fact r***d him because he could not really give informed consent as he had never Had Sex before.
really turns my stomach whenever this comes on tv anymore, knowing what I know.

>>220600416
There is a subtle but important difference between a dude who’s sweaty from a day’s work shooting testosterone out of every pore and a guy who just hasn’t showered in a week of sitting in a dark room.

>>220594077
That dog didn’t sign up to be a tripwire against robot assassins

For anyone confused on how John exists without time travel, he didn't. Kyle is always John's father, because John only exists through time travel. Old childless Sarah sent Kyle back to protect her younger self, which lead to John's existence and SkyNet's biggest thorn in their side. SkyNet accidentally created the Future Messiah.

>>220601609
Skynet was also made by reverse engineering terminator parts which were sent into the past

>>220593910
It's not the same John Connor. Original timeline John couldn't have had Kyle as a father. Kyle then told Sarah her son would be called John Connor, so she named the kid she had with Kyle "John". Both are his sons, but they're not the same.

Source is no fate but what we make. There is an original, untouched timeline somewhere.

>>220600561
this would piss me off so much that both our nights would be ruined

>>220601654
>Skynet was also made by reverse engineering terminator parts which were sent into the past
SkyNet initially existed naturally but its development was sped up thanks to time travel.

>>220601658
>>220601609

>>220601609
This is retarded. John Connor is essential to winning the war against the machines in the future. If the original timeline doesn't include any version of John Connor, odds are the humans lose and the time machine is never built by the machines for them to retake. There having two different versions of John Connor (original timeline and Kyle's kid) makes a lot more sense.

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>you two can get anything you want

>>220601860
>John Connor is essential to winning the war against the machines in the future
You're right, that's why they weren't winning in the original timeline. What do you think "Future Messiah" implies? Use the brain.
>There having two different versions of John Connor (original timeline and Kyle's kid) makes a lot more sense.
Narrative-wise, it doesn't.

>>220601962
Skynet built the time machine because they were losing the war, dumbass. If they were winning the war, they wouldn't need a time machine to kill anyone in the past. Your theory presupposes the time machine was built by men, it wasn't. It was built by Skynet as a hail mary against John, and John's army retook the facility and used the machine themselves.
Without John, none of this makes sense. Humans would have simply been annihilated in the future and that would be that.

>>220600561
>zoomer laughs nervously during sex scene
No shit. Zoomers are notoriously disdainfuly for anything involving sex. It is because they are not having any. Not even Zoomer chicks are getting plowed.

>>220601999
Too many zoomer girls are single moms for this to be true.

>>220601996
>Skynet built the time machine because they were losing the war, dumbass
Or they built it to have all options on the board. They're machines, not people. Why wouldn't they have Plan Bs and Cs? And you have T3 where the war went beyond 2029 into 2032, with no end on sight.

>>220601883
Turns out this guy is John's dad in the original timeline, they would have hooked up if Sarah had kept her job. Instead he gets cucked by Kyle.

>>220602094
And now your argument is devolving into what-ifs. You lost, anon. Your theory doesn't make sense.

>>220601609
Are you saying that Sarah was the leader of the resistance in the original timeline/first loop? That makes sense. It had to start somehow.

>>220600652
It's still shit that the Terminator TV show of all things does a better job of portraying future war time travelers coping with coming back to present day better than Genesys did.

>>220602136
The war continuing into 2032 in T3's a what-if?

>>220602140
It doesn't make sense, because it's never established that Sarah would have any sort of background or upbringing that would lead her down this path. Kyle also explicitly say the machines are trying to kill her to prevent John from being born. So there was a John before Kyle went back to the past, just had a different dad this version of Sarah never met. And when she had Kyle's son, she named him John. It would have been stupid to name her kid Steven after hearing about how her son John would go on to save the human race.

>>220593910
The whole point is that you can't change the timeline. This always happens the same way every time.

>>220601999
No zoomers are having sex, it just looks different because the only ways to be successful as a man is either organizing it over the internet, or going around irl asking for sex until you get it, zoomer girls are incredibly “shy” unless you’re chad, who they will fuck without a second thought on the first date, but if you’re an incel they will try to get you fired from work for even looking at them.

>>220602155
It's irrelevant by T1's timeline, because the future was changed at the end of T2 and judgment day was pushed back. As of T1, T3 didn't exist. Judgement day came in 1997, and by the late 2020's the machines were losing the war. It was going to end way before 2032.

>>220602140
>Are you saying that Sarah was the leader of the resistance in the original timeline/first loop?
Yes
>>220602182
>Kyle also explicitly say the machines are trying to kill her to prevent John from being born
The future he comes from isn't the original timeline.
>So there was a John before Kyle went back to the past
The John from Kyle's time is still his son because he still gave him the picture of Sarah to fawn over.

My theory has always been that the guy that cancelled on her has knocked her up already and she just doesn't know it. Kyle gets sent back and it doesn't matter how it happens or when it happens because she's already preganté.

>>220593853
if QT was directing he'd skip this scene and replace it with 10 minutes of various foot focuses shots

>>220602219
>>Are you saying that Sarah was the leader of the resistance in the original timeline/first loop?
>Yes
Massive leap of logic with absolutely no evidence to back it up.

>>220602219
>The future he comes from isn't the original timeline.
Agreed, not debating that. But the chicken and egg who came first game has to start somewhere. At some point there was a first Kyle sent to the past. And that John couldn't have been his son.

>>220602140
It's like this, anon. Original timeline:
>Sarah continues her day job as a waitress
>meets some guy, has a kid
>John grows up
>meanwhile Cyberdyne is busy working on Skynet
>Judgement Day happens
>John manages to become the leader of the resistance in the future war, leads humanity to defeat Skynet
>right before its defeat, Skynet sends the T-800 back in time as a last minute hail mary to try and assassinate Sarah, preventing the human army's leader from being born
>John sends Kyle, his best soldier, back in time to protect her
New timeline:
>Sarah's life is now changed
>flees with Kyle instead of having a normal life
>has John with Kyle instead
>Cyberdyne gets the T-800 arm and chip
>Judgement Day still happens, but Skynet is developed faster/better thanks to the future tech in the past
>this is balanced by Sarah training John to eventually lead the human uprising
>humans win, Skynet now sends two Terminators back, the original T-800 to preserve the timeline and a new T-1000
>The humans have since learned how to reprogram Terminators, so John sends back Kyle (he now has to) and the reprogrammed T-800

>>220602216
We only have Kyle's word that they won which isn't reliable since ge had no idea what happened next after he was sent. All he had were assumptions. What was stopping SkyNet from having a backup on a satellite, which they did in Dawn of Fate. https://youtu.be/RHvL0AZ6NXU?t=100 They'd be stupid not to.

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>>220602253
I don't know why people keep saying he's obssessed with feet. He also enjoys choking and spitting.

>>220602182
>it's never established that Sarah would have any sort of background or upbringing that would lead her down this path
The fucking apocalypse, my guy. That's enough to change anyone.

>>220602275
>At some point there was a first Kyle sent to the past. And that John couldn't have been his son.
It's more narrattively meaningful for John to always be Kyle's son than to originally be the son of some shmuck. I put story over what supposedly makes logical sense. Big diff between a storyteller and an autist.

>>220602094
FYI Skynet WAS developing time travel on the back burner, along with several other things. It rushed the time travel machine when it realised humans were going to win no matter what.

>>220602285
T2/3 timeline:
>T1 events happen the same
>John gets attacked, saved by the T-800
>rescues Sarah, blows up Cyberdyne, Dyson dies
>Chip, arm, and all future tech are destroyed
>Judgement Day still occurs, but much later
>Skynet now sends back THREE Terminators, the T-800 and T-1000 because it has to, and the T-X to try and kill John's lieutenants because the last two attempts to kill him failed
>It partially succeeds, but John survives Judgement Day and is fated to be killed by a T-800 some time in the future war
Alternatively, the T2/Dark Fate timeline:
>T2's events happen
>Chip, arm and all future tech are destroyed
>Turns out Skynet just sent back like a hundred Terminators or some shit from its previous (now doomed never to occur) timeline
>one actually kills John
>doesn't matter because they already ensured Skynet can't be built so whatever lol
>uh actually someone made a different evil supercomputer and now that one invented time travel, sike
>this one has mexican Terminators I guess?
God Dark Fate was fucking retarded. I liked the idea of Terminators sent back from a doomed timelinebut the execution was awful.

>>220602372
Meaning it'd have the time machine no matter what. Remember, it sent the TX to kill resistance soldiers and sent many to kill certain figures in TSCC. Who's to say Sarah wasn't just one of many or a few targeted with Kyle as one of a few sent back. But because there's no fate but we make for ourselves, Kyle getting sent back created the very man who can truly challenge SkyNet. It was a one in a million chance.

>>220602406
At least it shows that a future without John is a hopeless hellhole. Dude really was mankind's Jesus.

>>220599961
so if it was a male terminator, he would make his dick extra long?

>>220593967
>alternative Earth John Connor is raised by two homosexuals
>he was molested his whole life
>Judgement Day happens
>he becomes the leader of the resistance and all that
>he learns about time machines and terminators
>captures a terminator, reprogram it and send it to the past to kill his two fathers

There, I saved the franchise.

>>220602285
Eh. I don't like the idea of John having two different fathers but still somehow ending up as essentially the same guy in those different timelines. I'd rather he be an anomaly of time travel. Though how Sarah would harden and turn into a military leader without experiencing the 1984 incident with Reese is admittedly a problem.

>>220602371
Ok, so why do you say the original timeline would have someone like Sarah Connor as the leader of the resistance?

>>220602116
it still happened, she was just too embarrassed to explain to john that he was conceived while she was DP'd by two random customers and she neither knew their names or could accurately remember which one had cum in her pussy and not her ass

>>220602472
>so why do you say the original timeline would have someone like Sarah Connor as the leader of the resistance?
I didn't. I said she sent Kyle back to save herself.

>>220602410
I only consider the first 2 movies and the Resistance game as canon. The series doesn't make sense otherwise.

>>220593967
crust posting will always be funny

>>220602467
>Though how Sarah would harden and turn into a military leader without experiencing the 1984 incident with Reese is admittedly a problem.
The apocalypse, bud.

>>220602521
>The series doesn't make sense otherwise.
If you lack the imagination to figure it out, then you shouldn't have an opinion. This is the difference between autists/lorefags and creatives.

>>220602467
I'm going off TSCC here but it does show a good amount of future war veterans are just regular people who got lucky and survived the bombs, then learned how to fight and survive real quick after that.

>>220602467
>I'd rather he be an anomaly of time travel
It solidifies the notion of him being the Future Messiah. A miracle created to save mankind. And the irony of SkyNet accidentally creating their greatest nemesis.

>>220594014
>he chops my dick off and starts raping faster than Eminem
Eminem is my favorite white rapist

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>good luck kyle
>don't forget to fuck my mum
>don't use a condom fill her right up

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Sarah could've been a leader of one of many resistance groups, like Sarah's Slammers from Now Comics. But without John, there was no unity and all kinds of chaos. Like Mad Max but with Terminators.

>>220602603
>Sarah's Slammers
It's just Kyle and the hospital guard who licked her cheek

>>220602511
So you suppose there's a future where mankind is winning the war without John Connor, and Sarah Connor, a literal nobody and a woman at that, has enough influence to send Kyle back in time after they take the time machine from the machines?
Also you used T3 as a reference earlier, yet you're ignoring Sarah canonically gets cancer and dies before that date ever arrives. Are you going to tap dance around that too and pretend that the cancer wouldn't have happened in the original timeline?

>>220602549
That is like saying you lack the imagination to make The Tomorrow War make sense. The reality is that actually thinking about it is what proves that it can't. Can you still have fun? Yeah, but only if you ignore all the plot holes. Ergo, I only consider T1, T2, and the Resistance game as canon.

>>220593967
Holy crust

>>220602642
>So you suppose there's a future where mankind is winning the war without John Connor
There's no winning the war without John, only surviving.
>Sarah Connor, a literal nobody and a woman at that, has enough influence to send Kyle back in time after they take the time machine from the machines
Either her group got lucky or she was one of a few targeted and they sent their own volunteers to save them.
>Also you used T3 as a reference earlier, yet you're ignoring Sarah canonically gets cancer and dies before that date ever arrives
She gets cancer after the timeline was changed multiple times. It doesn't mean she always gets cancer. TSCC used that plot point too and it's eventually averted.
>Are you going to tap dance around that too and pretend that the cancer wouldn't have happened in the original timeline?
Where's your evidence that it did. T2's alternate ending had her live to old age.

>>220602701
Or maybe you're just too autistic to figure out a solution. It involves thinking outside the box, which autists typically can't.

>>220602753
>There's no winning the war without John, only surviving.
Correct, hence the machines having no logical reason to waste ressources building a time machine to go back to the past and kill key resistance personnel, they already won. And even if they *did* build a time machine anyway, like you suggested, as a plan B/C type thing, humans wouldn't be in a position to take that fortified location for themselves.
>Where's your evidence that it did. T2's alternate ending had her live to old age.
I can't disprove a negative, anon, that's not how burden of proof works. Also you just said, the alternate ending to T2 isn't remotely canon, even though I prefer it myself. Can't be used as an argument. In canon, we know she dies of cancer in the late '90s. It's on you to prove that it wouldn't have happened.

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>>220594633
Truth nuke:

Specific women love men with specific pheromones.

FTFY

>>220593910
It's possible that there was another timeline "before" this one, with a somewhat different John, from a different father, not Kyle.
And also versions of Skynet which emerged without the hand and chip from the hydraulic press, with different timing.
And so on

>>220602848
>hence the machines having no logical reason to waste ressources building a time machine to go back to the past and kill key resistance personnel, they already won
Winning would mean no humans at all, and developing the time machine to have everything 100% in their favor would do that. No one left to challenge their rule and nothing left to chance. Of course they'd also want to test it first because they're machines.
>humans wouldn't be in a position to take that fortified location for themselves.
Not in the way John could. More like a last ditch effort for humanity, leading to most of their members getting killed just for that one last chance to fix things. Maybe instead of Kyle getting sent back to protect Sarah, he's sent back to help her prepare and give themselves a fighting chance. An all or nothing gamble.
>Also you just said, the alternate ending to T2 isn't remotely canon
Where'd I say that? You imagining things now?

>>220602944
>It's possible that there was another timeline "before" this one, with a somewhat different John, from a different father, not Kyle
That goes against the story so no.

>>220593788
kek cannon btw

>>220602997
>Not in the way John could.
Mate, you just said "surviving" would be all they could do. Survivors can't mount up an army powerful enough to take one of the most fortified machine base and hold it long enough to use the machine, even if it's a last ditched effort. That's not how that works. You can't hold both positions at once.
>Where'd I say that? You imagining things now?
True, I didn't phrase that well. I meant to say
>like you said it's the alternate ending, which isn't canon.
Unless you want to debate that the alternate ending is canon? I think pretty much everyone agrees it's not.

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>>220603013
Depends who you ask.
As someone who mostly enjoys the rest of the Terminator franchise and doesn't ignore everything after T2, I like the explanation that it's an infinitely repeating loop where some things can change each time, and other big things/events are inevitable and are converged upon

>>220594633
only true if you're a high test male. Pheromones from a high test male compared to the BO of a low test beta will smell completely different to a female. The low test male's BO will smell sour and skunk like, whereas the high test male's scent will be musky and woody.

>>220602997
>Maybe instead of Kyle getting sent back to protect Sarah, he's sent back to help her prepare and give themselves a fighting chance. An all or nothing gamble.
Let's see
>Sarah's group storms the base with almost everyone but Kyle meeting their end
>Kyle goes back to help Young Sarah prepare
>They fall in love and have John
>Judgment Day happens with John uniting the resistance and giving mankind a fighting chance
>SkyNet sends a terminator back to prevent this and Kyle dies destroying it
>Its remains speed up SkyNet's development
>Judgment Day happens earlier than the original timeline but John still successfully unites the Resistance and defeats SkyNet
>SkyNet sends two terminators back as a last ditch effort to fix things.
>John sends Kyle and Arnie back to stop them
>By destroying the remains, SkyNet's development reverts back to the rate of the original timeline
>Judgment Day now happens later as it did in the original timeline

>>220603051
>Survivors can't mount up an army powerful enough to take one of the most fortified machine base and hold it long enough to use the machine,
You're not getting it. You're assuming they're not all just getting killed one by one trying to hold off until Kyle successfully goes back. It's a suicide mission for everyone BUT Kyle. Happens in fiction all the time. You're thinking realistically instead of narratively. Again, this is the big difference between aurists and storytellers. You lot are cancer to fiction.

>>220603137
For all we know, Old Sarah was supposed to go back to warn her younger self but ends up fatally injured. So she entrusts Kyle to go instead.

>>220603178
John Connor is Kyle Reese’s father and Reese is his father

>>220603178
Your condescension is astonishing, anon. I'm not autistic at all, and you calling yourself a storyteller is akin to fart sniffing. Bottom line is that throughout this entire exchange, you haven't been able to show a single shred of evidence pointing to your headcanon of the original timeline. Just what-ifs over what-ifs.

Stick to your version if you want, Mr. Storyteller, but it's still nothing more than fan fiction, and you have to jump through a lot more hoops narratively to support it. When you could just accept having an original John with a different dad in that timeline is a better theory, which explains absolutely everything with no hoops to jump through.

>>220594633
>You see this watch? That watch is worth more than your deodorant AND shampoo!

>>220603120
>only true if you're a high test male. Pheromones from a high test male compared to the BO of a low test beta will smell completely different to a female
This. Sarah Connor was actually horny for the homeless man, not Kyle. Kyle knew he had to conceal his own beta scent with the Alpha Hobo's filthy trousers.... an advanced form of looksmaxxing that allowed him to have sex, avoiding a mission-ending cortisol spike that would have jesterfied mankind's future.

>>220603242
I'm thinking of what works best for a story, bud. Of how a movie where these events would play out work. You're thinking in the boring autistic way with no narrative sense to anything. This is fiction, not real life. Mankind does not succeed without John. And John only exists if Kyle is sent back, becoming the miracle mankind needed to truly challenge SmyNet. Becoming mankind's only hope against the machines. Get rhe picture?
>I'm not autistic at all
Could've fooled me.

>>220593788
It's a wonder John Connor was conceived at all after Reese put it in the wrong hole

>>220603342
Given how hipster and snobbish you are, I'm sure I could have fooled you if I tried. Enjoy your day, anon.

>>220603387
And enjoy your's, poindexter.

>>220594633
indian hands typed this

>>220594877
that's just back to the future with a sex scene. plus they already did this in futurama where Fry is his own grandfather

>>220602045
They’re a weird generation. Absolutely fried by porn but also oddly puritan about these things at times. Basically massive hypocrites

>>220595141
top kek tell me more stories anon

>>220601159
Explain it to the guy going on about smelly men and smelly penises

>>220593910
good point baby, I'd better bust as many fat nuts in you as possible to make sure the right sperm get in

>>220603557
He did do the nasty in the pasty

>>220593910
You are putting too much thought into a something that is basically a horror story about big scary robot

>>220603751
The defining foundation of Terminator is the time travel, and how the present events relate to future ones. It invites analysis and discussion.

The story Jim is thought to have plagiarized for T1 is about two soldiers being sent back in time, neither of them a machine

>>220599961
best scene in the whole movie

>>220594987
>mom farts

u got me

>>220601609
old childless sarah isn't a soldier, she's forever a loser waitress at a diner until she dies from the bombs.

she only becomes a soldier because of what Kyle showed her with making pipe bombs & how that inspired her to get ready.

if kyle doesn't exist in the prime/alpha timeline in 1984, then sarah never preps for the war

>>220604012
>if kyle doesn't exist in the prime/alpha timeline in 1984, then sarah never preps for the war
My guy, it wasn't the military or vets who survived the war but average joes too. They had to learn to survive in a war torn world. The fact that Sarah could become battle ready to begin with showed she had it in her to do so in different circumstances.

>>220603821
>The story Jim is thought to have plagiarized for T1 is about two soldiers being sent back in time, neither of them a machine

Noo, you are wrong! He said it was a dream about a scary robot that inspired him. Do you think a person like him would ever lie about stealing ideas??

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>>220598669

>Ctrl+F "Sperminator"
>0/0

I am dissappoint

>>220604064
my guy, Sarah lives in LA, one of the first cities to be nuked. you think she's surviving a nuke?

>>220601609
Meh

From Cameron interview
Og timeline skynet wins grows conscience earth is devoid of life hundreds years in the future skynet creates the situation by sending Time Machine back to skynet in the past and engineering its own peace etc etc. skynet makes Og Connor who is Reese’s father who new Connor’s father the loop is made

>>220604352
so they're both each other's father and son? must be an awkward father's day

>>220593967
how does this even work, the asshole is on the bottom, hence why fags call the guy getting fucked the "bottom" they are facing each other, how are the tips inserting? of are they just brushing their dicks up against each other

>>220593967
Spielberg praised this episode.

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>>220593910
No.
It was always going to happen this way.

What you're not factoring in is that Skynet is functionally retarded. It's not some master chess player.
It's GPT 4.1 that got nuclear access codes, and it's iterating the same retarded fucking answer to a particular prompt forever.

Skynet cannot alter the causal chain that leads to its destruction.
Even if Kyle never went back in time, Skynet still ends up losing by some chain of events, because that chain of events must lead to Skynet making the decision to send a terminator back in time -- which is always true, has always been true, and every possible universe that exists converges on that point.

That's why its such fun to play with. The fates of every character we get attached to are unique, and may play out differently in each possible reality, but they all end with Humanity's victory and Skynet's destruction.

However-- the one thing that Skynet has ensured is its functional immortality within the closed loop, and it can improve itself and its answers to the prompt for essentially by sending inputs and data to its next iteration. This is exactly the way that AI solve things via brute force simulation now.

>>220593788
What kind of facil expression does this convey? I mean, what kind of emotion does this facil expression convey? I don't know.

>>220604484
>webm
she scares my penis

>>220593788
>are you sure this is how you stop a terminator?
Cum with me if you want to live

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>>220601609
Who cares it's just a movie, beside Time Travel never makes sense because it doesn't make sense. Best not to think about it

>>220604556
top kek

>>220604676
Going back to the past will never be possible, but travelling so fast that you end up in the future could be.

>>220594545
The entire series is about inevitability despite the changes. The Skynet from the future of 1, is not the skynet of 2 or 3 or so on and so forth. An AI will take over, that AI will create robots that go after humans. It doesn't have to arrive in the same way, create the same robots or even have the same name as Genysys proved. Same with John Connor, Sarah will always have a son, he will always beat Skynet but he won't always look, sound or act the same

>>220602443
>Terminator pulls over
>cop gets out
>its a white woman
>turns into OJ
KINO
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>>220593853
>If QT directed this movie he would be the one fucking her off screen.
Huh? Are you saying Cameron DIDN'T fuck her off camera? They literally got fucking married IRL you stupid faggot.

>>220605057
>but travelling so fast that you end up in the future could be.
Your doing it right now

>>220594054
>>220599111
>time loops are self-consistent in the setting (aka Novikov principle) and paradoxes and changing the past are impossible
>none of the characters know this, including skynet, and they try to change the past or prevent it from being changed anyway
Kino

>>220602045
>>220602185
>population declining
>many articles explaining how zoomers are not having sex and the entire generation is full of incels
>NOO WE ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING LIKE CRAZY
Massive copium indeed KEK

>>220605344
shit. How do I stop it?

S+: T2 Judgement Day
S: The Terminator
A: Genisys (first half)
B:
C: T3
D: Salvation
F: Genisys (2nd half), Dark Fate

>>220605512
why do you dislike Salvation?
i thought it was a really good setup to a Future War trilogy

>>220594633
Trvke, I have an autistic zoomette friend and she's always sticking her nose into my armpits. She likes it best when I haven't showered in 3 days.

>>220593967
It's baffling how this scene became so iconic. Nothing in the second season comes close to this scene.

I am fascinated with the O.J. possibility

>>220605970
I've never seriously considered it, but do you think he could have pulled it off?

>>220605937
I always forget what show it's from.

>>220604138
seeding john connor into her was just one of his tasks

>>220605985
He wouldn't have to speak much, no one had a better stride than the juice & we all now he can tap into that inner rage

>>220603062
>https://vocaroo.com/17odqBWRGh9X
KEK

>>220605989
>two gay dudes touching penises
i see why you'd forget

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>>220606078

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>>220594545
This might not be the case. I mean backwards time travel is probably impossible altogether, but we don't actually know that the butterfly effect is that absolute. It's more likely that large scale chaos acts like noise and after a few degrees of separation from the original event circumstances just down each other out in a sense. So like me saying hello to someone does change some things but it's not a strong enough event to actually result in a major domino effect that results in a completely different future.

>>220593833
>imagine being arnold...

>>220593967
>WRONG HOLE! WRONG HOLE!

>>220605649
I don't dislike it but it's a missed opportunity. They should have gone with an altered timeline like Genisys did and developed John as a character that way. I wanted to put it below T3 but I guess they're about the same.

>>220593967
Is this scene in the games??

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>>220606678
Yes, there's a minigame, it plays and looks a lot like Star Wars Podracing games, except:
>instead of a podracer, it's a diseased penis
>instead of deadly canyons to navigate, it's crust to bust through
>instead of winning a prize, you reach a man's sore, loose, shit-filled rectum covered with bleeding hemorrhoids and oozing lesions
>instead of saving the galaxy, you make the universe weep with sorrow and rage at your mere existence
10/10 on IGN, would bust again

>>220593967
Crustposting will continue until morale improves.

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>>220607255
There's been a lot of talk here about Crust Busting... but what about Bust Crusting? I think we'd all agree that Nick Offerman's ample, hairy bust (bosoms) would provide the ideal canvas for a little "impressionist artwork", which would dry into a thick protective crust against the zombie menace, making it relevant to the plot, and thus on-topic for /tv/.

>>220594987
That's actually more fucked up for Reese...

>>220593788
Did someone get Linda Hamilton to autograph this picture at some con or am I misremembering?

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>>220598763
Did you call MWAH a dipshit?

>>220593788
girls make this face when i have sex with them

>>220593833
He wouldn't be confused about what was happening and he'd just blow them away. Lucky for them he just happened to not be around.

So what would have happened if she hadn't made the call to her mother? They just get away and that's it?

>>220605239
He didn't say that. You could interpret his comment simply as "it would be QT instead of JC"

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>>220593788
Linda a cute. Cute!

>>220593833
>I need your dick, your balls and your prostate

>>220595141
Easy on the Pepsi anon! You'll wet the bed.

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>>220593788
Sorry wrong room

>>220593967
Target audience?

>>220605239
I meant while shooting this scene you clown

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>>220598669
Absolutely canon

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>>220593788
Sex with 80s Linda Hamilton and her 80s twin sister at the same time, please

>>220604352
You would probably be understood better if you knew how to speak English, nigger.

>>220601609
Wrong. I thought it was very obvious.
>OG timeline, Sarah gets pregnant by someone else, names her kid John, he grows up to become the resistance leader
>Skynet sends T800 back in time to kill Sarah, as a last ditch hail mary because they're losing the war. Kyle goes in too, impregnates Sarah, and alters the timeline forever because now he's the father of john connor
>Ending of the first movie inadvertently causes Skynet to be developed sooner because of the T800 pieces, so Skynet is able to develop the T1000 around the same time the T800 was developed in the OG timeline. Skynet still loses the war and sends the T1000 as a hail mary, T800 goes back as well and they defeat T1000 and this time ensure no pieces of terminator tech remain and they deal with the guy who invents Skynet. Forever preventing Judgment Day from happening.
This is the definitive answer and that cut ending from T2 is the canon one.

>>220606418
I've thought about this. Like, if I traveled back in time, walked around a minute, and went back, would anything actually change? Technically I moved around some dirt and bacteria and shit, but is that enough to actually change anything we would consider meaningful?

>>220612584
Yes, it would alter the entire structure of the universe.

>>220612604
No it wouldn't and I fucking hate the butterfly effect shit. If I go back in time and murder some random normie it would change literally nothing.

>>220599961
why did it do this

>>220595006
Heh... WAS. somebody post the image of him standing in a bar with Ron Jeremy.

>>220605677
Nice. She sounds fun

>>220612649
You just made it so Elvis was never born

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>>220593788
>Yes. But you would not understand with a long, and extensively verbose diatribe about time... Thousands of years ago, in the future, machines conquered humans with robot soliders incased in living human skin. The way for humans to survive was to bang hard and frequently to maintain their population... And there was much defecation!

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>>220612917
>I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle, your underwear, your reproductive organs, your anus, your pet hamster, your glow sticks, and your condoms.

fuck everyone in this fucking thread. i'm laughing so hard it feels like i'm being stabbed in the chest.

especially you: >>220603062

>>220594633

i used to work with a guy who had a real hippy dippy girlfriend who encouraged him to stop bathing. he smelled awful.

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>>220606078
Oh, you enjoy /tv/ humor songs, do you?
https://suno.com/s/7WrIOljNitFqXGrU

>>220593788
>"yes I already told you that I need to cum you inside your ass so my uhhhh genetic material is preserved from electrical infetterence"

>>220593853
QT doesn't do sex scenes.

>>220612649

>I know this impossible-to-test belief to be a vertiable fact

>>220594675
>you don't understand how perfumes work.
That's probably why he's not a virgin and has banged multiple women

>>220594633
you sound like virgin pajeet, Rajesh

>>220593788
Procreation is historically how humans defeated death. So yes.

>>220593788
How has nobody dubbed this scene with the sound of the pufferfish eating a carrot?

>>220593967
just a coupla guys bein dudes

>>220613690
This. It's bro-code 101. In the trenches of France back in WW1, everybody had an asshole buddy.