Will it be kino?
probably, i like every movie ive seen from them individually
Fucking bitch, you stole Demi's big moment and I will never forgiver her for it.
>>220596379I genuinely think that Mikey Madison will wind up doing an actual, unsimulated sex scene in the name of "art."
>>220596423based mikey earned that oscar, entitled boomers finally got fucking awardsmogged
>>220596442An oscar for playing a whore, how original.
>>220596379my dick won't survive this movie
>>220596379Probably not. Once you understand each movie is geared to a certain audience, you can generally figure it out in a 20 second preview.>Quick cuts>Edgy dialogue>Gore for no reasonThat is a movie for low attention span, stupid people>Lots of calm talking>No real action>No distinguishable conflictThis is for 2deep4u midwits>???>ProfitActual good creative moviesThis shit is for girls who think porn is like heroin but want to watch sexy shit.
/tv/ still hasn't stopped seething about Mikey I see
lea has like three movies coming out that she could be nominated for an oscar. pretty based
>>220596379How do I get a job on this film set?
>>220596379Which one is playing Vincent Price?
>>220596379
>>220596514AD, key grip, best boy, intimacy coordinator Anything.
>>220596555i think theyre looking for a stunt penis
>>220596482>>???>>Profit>Actual good creative moviesThose ???s seem to imply you can’t define what makes a good movie. What movies do you actually like?
>>220596582Sign me up chief
>>220596461i downloaded the super 4k hdr sharper than a motherfucker version of this, is it any good? i havent watche dit yet.
>>220596379HOLY SEXO
>>220596423She is a nepobaby. On top of that she was also physically mogged by the young woman from The Substance
>>220596550Blue is the Warmest Color didn't make sense either. All that matters is another Seydoux lez humiliation ritual
>>220596691stunt not stunted
>>220596423>pay 1 million in plastic surgeries to look like 50 instead of 60, and play a role that's just yourself>still lose to a natural young woman with natural beauty and natural acting skills
The Corman movie is kino
>>220596379I love women so much.
I wonder if it will be a legalporno-tier orgy
>>220596379>casting director: /tv/
>>220596379I don't want to see a Jewish goblin like the girl on the right in anything sexual.
>>220596752The nepobaby credited in The Substance didn't have the physical body you actually saw on screen, though, you are horny for twinks a malicious feminist hired to subvert the male gaze.
>we need a woman who gets her tits out in this mo->Lea bursts into the room like the Kool-Aid manWhy is she like this?
>>220597656french
>>220597733In her defense, they are pretty nice. The best part of the French Dispatch by far.
>>220597768Also her face is busted so she has to draw attention away from it
>>220597891?
>>220596379they ruined cars, video games, and movies... now they're going to ruin sexiness and porn.
>>220596423Keep hating, mikey won and she laughs in your face every day while staring at her Oscar
>>220596379I can't get over how aggressively ugly the chick on the right is. Legitimately hard to look at; uncanny and unsettling facial features.
>>220596510I don't even like big boobs but damn
>>220596428yeah they're definitely trying to blur the lines between porn and tv/movies and it's heckin makin both worse!
>>220598106>don't even like big boobsThat's all right but I recommend you never say this out loud around anyone ever.
>>220596379ditch the ugly one
>>220598065>mikey won and she laughs in your face every dayI could goon to that
>>220596379I'm more interested in how they will butcher the source material.
>>220596379hehe they look stoned
>>220596461Eww she's disgusting this is so degenerate gross!Anyway, I gotta go fap to Jennifer White now...
>>220598066What's so "uncanny" about her? She has monolids, and that can look out of place on anyone who is not an East Asians or SEA apart from that she is fine
>>220596379Ctrl-f "poe", 0 results. Jesus Christ this place has become so uneducated. Even the jocks in the 90s would know this is a poe film. The question is why is a poe film filled with orgies? I can see it actually but I still wonder why.
>>220596752>>220597185Don't worry they're both mine I called dibs while you were fighting like sissies.
>>220596379Mikey Rosberg*
>>220598283Poe me a drink!
>>220598283I was a gigachad jock in the 90s (little league and pee wee hockey) and I didn't read any books like no fag!
>>220598229you should see her mom she looks crazy
>>220597003>one ticket for Sexy Masque of the Sexy Red Death, please>Here you go sir, the wet version is in theater 5, the dry one is in theater 8
>>220598283>question is why is a poe film filled with orgiesBecause it's public domain, it's been adapted a gorillion times in media already, and now what's left to do is some shitty TWEEST so it's a sex orgy party instead and the villain will be STDs (brought by white men). It's like asking why there's a Pooh slasher movie. This is your reminder to revisit the Hammer Horror series (although this one was made by Corman).
>>220598133What I mean is I don't "need" them (large hips thighs and ass are much more important)
>>220596678Not that guy, but I like Lawrence of Arabia. This makes me think that the key to a good movie is to add lots of sand and to remove all the women.
>dad I'm acting the movieI don't remember there being an orgy in the novel, could be wrong
>>220596442>>220596461Agreed. This is porn awards worthy performance, not an oscar.only Jews will make film so disgusting and give themselves an award of prestige for it.
>>220596379>orgy-filled? it was a ballroom dance. also probably my favorite short story of all time.
How many blacks will be wearing knickers, floppy hats, and petty coats?
>>220596379There is a girl in my church who looks almost exactly like Mikey, just with blonder hair and she's prude as fuck hnnng maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnggggggg
>>220596379haha whores haha
>>220596461Actresses bitch about not being allowed to method act like men but every time they play whores they are effectively method acting, better than any men i might add too.
>>220598984>Church girl is prudeThat's how they're supposed to be, you idiot. Ask her dad to marry her.
>>220597656Lea just lurks outside random studios listening for rumors of nude scenes in movies
>>220599130Just know her dad won't say yes to marrying off his beautiful daughter to a random loser chud. If you're not a chad lite or rich he's gonna keep her close so she gets a husband she's attracted to or one who's got enough money that dad is gonna be happy his daughter's well taken care of.
>>220598380remember the time that Corman made a Poe movie but it was really a Lovecraft movie with just a title from one of Poe's stories.
>>220599208Okay I'll come marry her.
>>220596537I'll be Prospero
>>220596678there is no formula for good movie, there's hundreds for bad one though
>>220597656also she's from very rich french aristocrat family so she does it for the love of the game alone
>>220599153She owns like a third of France, she likely has some Ehtiopians on stakeout for her.
>>220598283>hundreds of nobles locked away together>"huh? why are there orgies?"elites are the biggest degenerates on earth
>>220596379I LOVE WOMEN
>>220596510Lea Seydoux is for patricians.Sydney Sweeney is for culture war plebs.Learn the difference.
>>220596719It’s pretty funny, worth watching even aside from the gooner material. The Albanians are fucking hilarious
>>220600822I like both.
Watched Grand Budapest again last night and remembered it was the first time I ever saw Seydoux back in 2014, an important moment in any young man's life
>>220596379Has Lea done anything where she DIDNT get naked?
>>220600980Grand Budapest Hotel and Death Stranding
>>220600980Midnight in Paris. But she’s only in it for like five minutes.
>>220596428With me
>>220600997I don't remember her in Budapest desu.
>>220601047She was the maid in the rich old hags mansion.
>>220596379The one on the right is really ugly. Who wants to see that as a leading actress
>>220596461>blurry background>blacks are actually greys>orange-cyan color gradingInto the trash it goes
I'm not holding my breath for anything. Remember that one where Sydney and Ana were gonna do a threesome? If this turns out to be anything, I'll let myself be pleasantly surprised.
>>220597891Strong cheekbones are hot
>>220596379fuck lea seydoux
>>220596461everyone clapped in the theater at this moment an old lady was brought to tears weeping "Such emotion. She deserves an oscar for this!"
>>220596461>I hate this movie and this girl! That's why I post this gif 10 times a day!go make a friend you crybaby faggot
>>220596379I do enjoy that Poe joint.
Can't be bothered to watch a modern remake of a story that was already perfectly made by Corman and Price. Watch it instead and spare yourself the red death.
>>220598309
>>220596428She's Jewish so almost guaranteed
>>220601536That's a child you bastard, self report and get lost
>>220598283>why is a story about decadence including orgies?No idea but since its coming out of jewish Hollywood just hope they dont include their typical indulgences like sex with babies
>>220601622It's such an articulate authentic performance, you really believe in the moment that she's a shameless tramp
>>220596510shopped image
>>220602050agreed. even now when i see her in other things all i can think is>hey its that whore
>>220596379will there be pussy or are americans too scared of it? actually from around 2020 on they're even afraid of nippies
>>220598138be more specific
>>220596428YesWith Sydney Sweeney
>>220603340im not reading all that
>>220596461The painting on the background makes me believe whoever owns this house is a child molestor.
