Humiliation ritual
>trust the science bro, there is evidence of male carnotaurs doing ritual mating dances where they had to show off their tiny blue arms
OOOHNOONONNOONONO
>>220598430Thats cute
>>220598430>>220599588>dinos had feathers>dinos didn't roar, they cooed at each otherwhy is "science" so dead set on emasculating dinos? they've been dead for millions of years
>>220598430>Henry Cavil.jpg
All the raptors hunting bugs and lizards was worse.
>>220598430Based
>Carnotaurus is an incel>Meanwhile T-Rex is a super expert pack hunter with night vision, silent footsteps, coordinated tactics, a Remington Model 700 and, and, his bite force is the strongest in the world and he can beat that faggot Spino too!!
>>220599622Unironically because of women.
YOU TAKE MY SELF, YOU TAKE MY SELF CONTROLYOU GOT ME LIVIN' ONLY FOR THE NIGHTBEFORE THE MORNING COMES, THE STORY'S TOLDYOU TAKE MY SELF, YOU TAKE MY SELF CONTROL
>>220599922GLORIIIIAAAAA
>>220599879According to the latest science Spino is the biggest land predator to ever walk the Earth, so suck on that low t-chudshttps://youtu.be/MIpcpRK3qPg?t=39
>>220599622only a select number of mammals can roar. i guess crocs can do like bellow roar but their not gonna sound like monsters like in jurassic park
>>220599879>having fat-pads under their feet makes these >5 ton bipeds totally silentsurely
>>220599922He's literally me
>>220599966wrong, chuddiehe was just a fat whale that fed on algae and small fish
How did you guys cope with knowing that Liopleurodon wasn't as big as portrayed in Walking with Dinosaurs?
>>220600646Well, they said it was 150 tons in it. Even back then when I was a little kid I thought that was too big to be true
>>220599966Oh really? Have you excavated the entire Saharan Desert to prove that?
>>220600770150 tons? That's a measurement I most associate with science fiction space ships, and battlemechs. You telling me this motherfucker was bigger than this thing?
>>220600646who cares we have dreadnauticussauris or whatever and it was massive on land which is more impressive than massive in the sea
>>220598430
>>220599622why are incels so dead set on ensuring dinos remain the macho badasses from their youths that are a proxy for their fragile egos? they've been dead for millions of years
>>220599600So you're telling me fossils are bullshit?
>>220599622Name 5 reptiles that can roar.
>>220600860It's solid meat
>>220600770the earth was smaller back then so gravity was about 4/9ths of what it is now
>>220599632Velociraptor was roughly the size of a fucking turkey, it didn't have many options for hunting
>>220600860https://youtu.be/erWsDXNeDW0?t=815
>>220598430>dancing and showing off your killer athletic body to some hot chick is a humiliation ritualdamn no wonder yall niggas cant get any pussy.
>>220598430All that gesturing means: ay bb u wan sum fuk
>>220600950No, but they involve guesswork. How can bones be bullshit? Would you drop the meth pipe for 5 minutes?
Daily reminder that dinosaurs are fake and were a hoax made up in 19th century Britain.
SOUL
>it's trueLmfao, they thought it was as big as a fucking Blue Whale?
Is pic related worth a watch?
>>220599966Giganotosaurusbros
>>220600646By ignoring it. He'll always be kaiju sized in my heart.
>>220601219yeah it was alright
>>220601219For me it is.
>>220601278Mogged by mososaurus
>>220598430you just know that womyn and simps wrote this garbage
>>220601206Your bullshit is very specific, you must think assigning random dates gives it validity.
>>220601206Shit that we literally find proof of is fake, but moonlanding isn't okay bro
>>220599879Can't see shit captain
>>220600950fishbone doesn't fossilize easily so they've only found those giant armored skulls. the rest of the body is just an educated guess
>>220601383Both are fake, retard.
>>220599622So they can be known as "the one who emasculated dinosaurs"
>>220598430he's flying
>>220601214actually the science has changed. the spikes on their tails weren't used to attack, they were used to make themselves trans, and most of them became trans. also their arms were even smaller
>>220601074That doesn't look very scary.
>>220599879>Has the largest eyes of any dinousaurUnfounded, we have no dino eyes>And therefore he can see more!!!What the fuck is this turbo trash science I fucking hate fucking scientists. Bigger eyes? They see better!!!!!!!Giant squids have the biggest eyes in our planet right now and they can't see shit
>>220602346>Giant squids have the biggest eyes in our planet right now and they can't see shitTheir eyes are just big because they're shocked by all the scary shit they see deep down in the ocean.
>>220600770>150 tonsWhat the fuck? Google says it was between 2,200 and 3,700 lbs. It was only like 30ft long, where did they get 150 tons?
>>220598430look at his wee arms
>>220600261>T-Rexcel copeNew discoveries have shown that the Spinosaurus specimens found originally were actually teenagers and they were already on par with and adult T-Rex. New Spino bones found confirm that a full grown adult is actually larger than a T-Rex and possibly heavier. All this time T-Rex pedos were picking a fight with a child. Spinochads won. You lost.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkl887vwnE
>>220602489I don't think they see very well sonThey probably think chtulu is a bunch of kelp
>>220602726Jurrassic Park 3 bros... we fucking WON
>>220602726Another day, another win for the spinochads. We just can't stop winning.
>>220602489booba
Would Carnotaurus even be in a forest? I thought they were open plain hunters.
>>220602726>now I admire Spino, I do
>>220599622All the sciences are being attacked and have been for a while.>male children are actually women chud cut their balls off it’s science!>also dinosaurs were GAYit’s all the same shit, institutions being eroded by pedophile political activists
>>220602726>even the biggest T-Rex shill on youtube made a pre-emptive cope video because he knows what's cominghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0l22DW4Ur4Spinocoin about moon. You better buy right now.
>>220599622>>dinos didn't roarI don't mind that so much because they'd still sound scary if they growled and hissed
>>220601176>lemme smash>you wan sum fuk?>I got u blu armz>u want sum tail? I spin so u look
>>220602885They cooed, like pigeons>coo coo
>>220599600>eats grains once
>>220599879>yes, they had padded feet so this 10t walking meat machine stayed perfectly silent while walking through the undergrowth of the forestThey are literally making shit up
>>220599879Dino scientists are literally power level fags that just try and upscale their favorite dinos powerlevels
>>220599600>be bigger and require more food>smaller predators out compete you for food and also eat your young>go extinct
If all the "experts" have been this wrong about dinos all the time, does that mean there's a slight chance that all the climate change "experts" might be wrong?
>OH N-
>>220602970I had all these magazines, they were great. They even came with 3D glasses
>>220599622That's the other way around, we lacked some informations about them so we filled the gaps with our imagination, so we imagined the coolest shit
>>220602970What the fuck was this guy's problem?
>>220598430If they used their hands as sexual displays males would grow huge hands. These trannies have no clue how to science.
>>220602970get thumbed bitchget thumbed nigga
>>220603018He had a thumb shank and was not afraid to use it
>>220601074Sounds like a cassowary. Probably is. Dinosaurs are gay and jewish.
>>220602992me too. I still keep my collection neatly
>>220603073damn, bro is just constantly shanking
>>220602970*stabs your throat*
>>220602970>>220603073>thumber waddles at you with its hands reaching for you>it's too late to run>its pudgy arms reach up to your neck>"oh no he's going to thumb m- AAAAACCCKKK!"
>>220602970talk dumbget the thumb
Recommended dinosaur documentaries, anons?
>>220599966>Spino is the biggest land predator to ever walk the EarthNot counting your fat mother, of course.
>>220602927I already think it's nuts that a 500 pound cat can walk perfectly quietly on twigs and shit.
>>220603609I like that vid because he's still smiling. He knows it's fucking funny.
>>220604332>SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE NESTLINGS I WON'T GET TO EAT THEM IF YOU DO YOU BASTERD BITCH
>>220600030>implying a truck never snuck up on you
>>220601074What about the fighting dinosaurs fossil? Was Protoceratops hunting Velociraptors?
>>220598430he hitting the griddy
>apple-bottom jeans>boots with the fur
>>220598430this is what atheists actually believe
>>220600888>no la mama
>>220598430Everything in every movie is always about worshiping foids
>>220599879Thats why he's the KING baby
>>220599622Dinosaurs did not exist. There has never been a complete dino fossil collection found, only replications of what the dino MIGHT have looked like according to le heckin scientists reconstructions. Also you are not allowed to analyze these fossils, museums and archivists keep them tucked away
>>220598430Nigga's hittin' the griddy.
>>220605338you are allowed to analyze them, have you even asked them?
>>220603018The faggosaurus talked dumb. You know what happens next.
>>220602835You’re correct. It’s a result of politicizing science with really bad, fundamentally non-scientific politics. Science was generally always a little more liberal when liberal was synonymous with secular, but around 2008 or so liberalism in the West became “religion-like.” So now you try to practice science basically with the inquisition watching for any signs of witchcraft or heresy. Apparently it’s not a problem though and science is better than ever and if it isn’t it’s because of Trump or RFK or something.
>>220602992Same. Damn that was forever ago.
dinosaurs are a psyop to sell toys to children
>>220604291>*schlorp* schlorp* *schlorp* schlorp* *schlorp* schlorp*
>>220602343Show some fucking respect you chunky little faggot. How would you like to be gutted alive, cocksmoke?
>>220598430what humiliation?he looks badass
>>220600646broke my fucking heart.I still have the poster from the show from back when it aired in 2000. It has followed me into every room I have inhabited since then.t. 43yo Liochad
>>220599600I still wouldn't want to encounter it in the water
>>220599971>crocs can do like bellow roar but their not gonna sound like monsters like in jurassic parkokay, but multiply the bellow roar 24-32 times over in scale. Also think about the fact that crocs live in water, and have been adapted to do so for tens of millions of years. Sitting idle for hours and hours at a time. Then think about other apex land predators that exist today. A grizzly bear, a tiger, a lion, heck, even a wolf. They all have the ability to make loud, sharp, intimidating noises. To scare off competition, to force a herd to stampede, to fight another male for mating rights, etc. To think that the T-Rex had a little meep meep horn like a little girls bicycle, personally I think, is really dumb. I can’t know for certain, but logic dictates it is very fucking unlikely. It likely could communicate, and do so loud as hell. Even eagles and hawks do calls to scare, and compared to a T-Rex, they wouldn’t even be worth hunting due to their laughable size.
>>220600770blue whales weigh about the same and according to the old measurements it was about their size.The whole show and the spin-off with that English dude had measurements that were absolutely whacky and borderline impossible.
>>220599622Science is bullshit, when scientists were in the mood for big badass monsters they "discovered" big badass monsters. Now that they're in the mood to be onions contrarians the monsters turn out to be heckin wholesome mega porgs.
>>220605991>scientce is a monolithic entity that move in one direction based on my worldview You’re not gonna make it
>>220606063>copingWhat I said is accurate, trends and fashions exist.
>>220598430Ok but where are the feathers?
>>220606127the latest science says no feathers, but a unique sort of outer layer akin to bubble wrap. all your favorite dinosaurs were actually wrapped up in protective, poppable bubbles
Dinosaurs are fake and gay. You know it's true.
>>220606123You said scientists changed what they were doing based on their mood, which is bullshit.
>>220599622It’s part of the purposeful destruction of our cultural by a certain chosen people trying to replace us
>>220606152That makes sense
>>220605387Yes and it was just some old chicken bones
>>220602726>>220602761>another win for the spinoch-ACK!
>>220599588>vestigial limb DEFINITELY played a key role in reproduction of the speciesit checks out!
>unironic polchud evolution deniers what is it like to realize that your ideology is on its last legs and the majority of the people hates you?
>>220606378spinocucks have never recovered from this btw
>>220601290
>>220600646Why was that pepe image deleted
>>220605856Have you ever had any gf? What did they think of it?
Evolution is just a theory.
>>220606378delete this
>>220606797a game theory!
What if dinosaurs were actually just big mourning doves?
>>220598430>scientists used time travel to figure out this is actually how dinosaurs actedat what age did you realize "scientists" are just making it up as they go
>>220603073>>220602970is this a british dinosaur?`
>>220599631Lmfao
>>220606797
>>220606905Kek, I did laugh.
>>220598430"Look, I can't masturbate, my arms are too short. You HAVE to suck my cock!"
What a simp
>>220598430It's kind of like when you broke your arms growing up and had to get your friend to jerk you off
literally all you have to do is shoot a telescope 60 million light years away and then have it look back at earth and all thesse stupid questions would be answered god damn
>>220607252So why haven't you done it yet, idiot?
>>220605856absolutely based
Even Permian animals are more believable than dinosaurs, desu.
I am the last scientist. Dinos are real and cool not gay in my scientific opinion. Just look at their teeth, a gay animal wouldn't have those teeth.
>>220607128>dinopilled again
>>220607363Not surprising a permavirgin would think that.
>>220607646mfw
>>220601074Meeting a turkey is pretty scary. The Jurassic equivalent was probably much worse.https://youtu.be/ItKrnhvALc4?si=sPPOiNRjTq3UgoyZ
>this is what atheists ACTUALLY BELIEVE llmfaoooo
>>220605856this is based
>need a hand bro?
>>220608061>pass me the controller bro
>>220607744>it's over
I'm no dinosaur expert or anything, but I'm sure they didn't evolve that way just because females chose males with smaller arms. Many large theropods have small arms, probably because they're a weak point and a disadvantage during fights. I'm sure Carnotaurus used its damn horns to fight other males and get females, just saying.
>>220608210they should make a trex that has really big arms and teeny legs
>>220608210>I'm no dinosaur expertThen SHUT UP and listen to the real scientists.
>>220608210Eh. Birds do gay little dances to impress girls, and they are the descendants of dinosaurs. It wouldn't be that surprising.
>>220608332my nephew does gay little dances but i've never seen my dad do thatcheckm8theists
>>220608332Some related modern animal species behave completely differently from each other (examples: horses and zebras, tigers and lions), and yet people still believe that dinosaurs from 65 million years ago could behave similarly to modern birds?
>>220606152David Hume disagrees. Every single tyrannosaurid fossil that has come out of Mongolia is feathered. Skip to :49 for the rundown.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jD7kQvyPs&t=2746s
>>220608396this coming from the man who wore pink panties as a hat
>>220608332Whatever they use to signal gets enlarged. This dino did not wave its gay fucking tiny arms around in its mating dance.
>>220608525honestly, is there any reason to think the arms would be visible at all? whales don't have dysgenic little legs
>>220598430>>220599588Is this what they are claiming now? this shit is embarrassing.I feel like female dinosaurs just lay down and accept the rape that is inevitable for their survival.
>>220607252>>220607317The amount of light you would need to reflect off of earth to be visible from 60million light years away and maintain it enough fidelity to view individual creatures would be so immense that nothing would survive that amount of illumination. That's what really killed the dinosaurs.
>>220601864calibrate your monitor, dingus
>>220608567
>>220608567They have incredible mobility for such a useless limb
>>220608908
>>220602726You mean to tell me that Jurassic Park 3 is actually more canon than the first one? Rexsisters…
>>220599622all those people spending thousands on studying paleontology have no way of actually earning money besides writing gay clickbait articles
>>220609178They aren't the ones actually writing those though, it's almost always someone else misinterpreting or blowing shit up for clicks.
>>220599588they find like half of one bone in a toe and then say this means the dinosaur was 50 feet long and 30 feet tall
>>220598430>why, yes, these vestigial nuggets were definitely used to court femalesI get that almost everything about these shows is fictional but come on, use your fucking brain.
>It's the kino dinosaur episode day in elementary back in the day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0vRuZkxdw
>>220599922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjp6RVrOOW0
For me, it's pic related
>>220598430i thought he was going to make a tornado like that nigger from tiktok
>>220606268You realize that the reptilian monster dinosaur was popularized entirely by (((Spielberg))) and (((Hollywood))) right?
>>220599922Look at him go!
lmao
>>220609428
>>220609326kino
>>220609428>>220609461I could definitely kill a raptor with my bare hands
>>220609461
>>220599622Why do feathers trigger incels so badly? Every goddamn time a thread about dinosaurs is on any board there's a dozen fucktards saying>Heh, feathers amirite?Like I'm supposed to be pissed off too and know what the fuck is so bad about that?
>>220609525They hunted in packs though. Could you kill 10?
>>220609018Rebirth still has the best spino though
>>220609611Scalies are cooler than featherfags. Simple as.
>we need the dinosaur equivalent of bison>sir, he’s already here
>>220609613not before they tingle him to death with their cute tongues
>>220609638I disagree and everyone here would shit their pants if they were stuck in the middle of the Mojave desert and saw pic related circling them so emasculated my ass
>>220609662tickel not tingle kek
>>220609613Yes, it would be like killing 10 Warwicks
Season 2 of Disney's dino show was trash. Literal who dinosaurs noone cares about
>>220609569>tfw cucked by a femboy in your harem
>>220600770>>220600860>>220601119>tfw you realize the blue whale could get up to 300 tons
>>220608908ausies lost to this
>>220606649>Have you ever had any gf?I truthfully never have and never will.
>>220609330What about Willis O'Brien and Ray Harryhausen?
>>220605387I asked for samples to test in my home laboratory and they not only refused, they called security and tried to brand me a wacko, imagine that.
>>220609611Feathers are gay, peacocks are gay, faggots are gay.
>>220610146Oh, so this is just one of the hundreds of things you all associate with penis in man ass sex. That's all this was about.
>>220609680I would just pick up a rock and smash that nigga's brittle hollow bones. I ain't no rabbit, bitch. I've got hands and thumbs.
>>220610146True poet
>>220599622Women in positions of power
>>220610347Very easy to say that from your comfy air conditioned abode.
>>220600960Alligators
>>220610438Well, the thing trying to get me in my yard is a lot more realistic scenario than me being in the desert for whatever reason, and in that case I'd just grab my shotgun. But yeah, I wouldn't be too scared of it. It could probably do some damage flying into me with its talons, but I'd break its bones with a rock and it'd be done for.
>>220608421Sounds like the kind of man I would trust.
>>220610599I mean yea, with a big enough gun you could kill any dinosaur. So bringing that into the equation kinda just brings this "feathers are or aren't gay" argument to a halt.
>>220609428>>220609461This show got canceled btw lol
>>220609614lol no
>>220608332And ducks rape.
>>220605872Are you kidding? The man is bigger than it. It’s the size of a big dog at most. I’d suplex the fucking thing.
>>220609330Yes. So they could transfer our wealth to them through merchandise. Now that was done already, they need to destroy the iconic imagery they accidentally created in our minds.
>>220598430>when you tame a level 150 but some guy on a quetzal picks it up and drops it into a herd of rexeshate this feel
>>220600929>muh incelsImagine letting terminally-online autistic brown dudes live in your head rent free
>>220609680>Heh, sorry chud. You'd be scared of this giant turkey that doesn't exist anymore so that means you have to accept my feathered agenda!
>>220607768when the turkey began to hate
>>220598430I HATE women
>>220609569those are some creepy but probably tasty chickens
Dinosaurs were neither lizards or birds but they definitely did roar.
