Why don't more movies simply do this?
>95% of the film is a zoomette making silly faces and saying """creepy""" lines>it still cost $750K
>>220598431More movies aren't the best of their year when it's only May
>>220598431What's with all these faggot milenial comedians becoming horror directors it's really getting old
>>220598536The director is a zoomer.
most of them lie about the budget so they can evade taxes
>>220598536this, only hollywood approved slop gets my eyes
>>220598557It's wild learning how young he is. He does not look 26 at all, he looks like 35. I hope he lives a long time so he can give us more kinos, this movie was very good.
>>220598536Making horror slop is easy.
>>220598643This isn't slop and you've never done anything
>>220598670It's okay Curry. I'm sure you have a promising career making forgotten b-horror slop.
>>220598431His next movie with Margot Robbie is gonna have 200 million budget Lol
>>220598693Will you ever get tired of writing this format? or does growth not happen when you're brown?
>>220598489I love zoomettes bros
>>220598431What about the independent British franchise Twisted Childhood Universemaking money from films is easy
>>220598536because apparently zoomers have no taste or standards and keep sucking this slop up through a hose
>>220598536he has made good horror short films on his youtube channel.
>>220598431>curry barker
>>220599172lol you goyllennials faggots watched shit like blair witch and paratroon activities
>>220599189those movies were a decade apart
>>220598431>take Twilight Zone premise>make it into a feature>money
horror movies are generally the only type of movie that can make bank while low budget
>>220599303This. My favorite tales from the crypt episodes were the ones where they take the "loved to death" angle to its logical conclusion.But in those they always turn into a zombie or try to kill the guy, in this one it looks like she's just a little clingy>THE HORRORDude just like get married, move somewhere and play video games with her, damn. I always wonder what they think was going to happen?
>>220598866...and it will flop.
>don't wish for a girl to fall in love with you, because she'll randomly become a weirdo who kills things and doesn't ever try to fuck you or anything
>>220599785How does it feel to be on the other end moid
>>220599332You'd think some chick flicks could as well, since it's just bitches talking to each other. But then you hear shit like devil wears prada 2 costing 100 million. Is it all just payment to the actors, or is it a money laundering scheme
>>220598536Comedy and horror are psychologically similar. Horror comedies are my favorite genre and I date a psychologist, we both really like Justin Long
>>220598431>back then horror movies were all about monsters, demons, serial killers and creatures that were incomprehensible to the human mind>nowadays horror movies are about the terrifying experience of having a crazy BPD girlfriend
>>220600001A crazy BPD girlfriend usually tries to fuck you into doing things she wants, thoughThe girl in this behaves like she got kicked in the head by a horse and now her brain is fucked up to a non-livable extent
>>220598431This film would be 100x better if the roles were reversed and it was about a femcel and male yandere.
>>220598536Horror movies are the only movies cheap enough to make to give young directors a start in the business anymore
Horror movies never fucking flop. Even that shitty 2026 mummy movie made 88 million on a 22 million dollar budget. Fucking long legs cost 10 million. It made 100 million. Always bet on horror.
>>220599332they are very low risk. Even if they underperform in cinemas, many of them will turn profit from streaming and tv rights because horror fans have very low standards and will just watch anything. I love horrors, it's my favorite genre but you have to dig through a lot of shit to find something good because their recommendations are fucking useless
>>220602194>Horror movies never fucking flop.Not true. https://www.ranker.com/list/underrated-horror-movies-that-flopped/orrin-greyhttps://horror.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Box_office_bombshttps://www.slashfilm.com/647389/horror-movie-flops-that-became-cult-classics/https://www.watchmojo.com/articles/top-20-biggest-horror-movie-flops-of-all-time
>>22060219428 Years Later: The Bone Temple just flopped. Budget 60M, WW BO 58M.
>>220598431gotta have all the hollywood big names acting in it, one of each ethnic groupgotta have hans zimmer making the soundtrackand so on
>>220601668That could be the sequel
>>220600001It's easier to deal with an actual supernatural monster
watch Hex (2018) starring Jenny Boyd for a somewhat similar experience
>>220598431The less famous actor a movie has the better it is
>Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? One Wish Willow! They tell you to wish for anything you want, and then they add some terrible twist. Like you wish to jump high so he turns you into a frog. What? Why? Who gains from this? The One Wish Willow? Where's the benefit?
I have some questions about Obsession spoilers below Why does the love demon make her act like a retarded kid shitting herself and drawing all over the walls?Why is he able to talk to the real her on the phone? Is the real Nikki in Hell? Why did the aspect of being able to call the real her never get brought up again?It was definitely a demonic entity right? Because in the scene where she's hiding behind the boxes wearing the chuds sweater, her face looks insanely distorted. Also sometimes her voice becomes either an old lady voice or a deep booming demonic voice.Why was there a scene of chud arguing with a hospital worker? That scene made no sense to me at all because 1. if it was implying the hospital thinks hes abusing her, they'd still take her into the emergency room. 2. even if she was acting like a retard (she was, because she was dancing around) they'd still take her in anyways because she's clearly injured. They could have at least let the audience hear what chud and the nurse were arguing about.
>>220600001The best Horror Movies were about the human condition, elevated regular fears and all that shit. Fear of growing old, fear of not being able to cure your child, fear of your own capability to do evil, fear of your child not being "right", fear of your own desires. Classic stuff that's in every folk tale ever.The problem is horror movies that are just, you know, movies. Designed to be "omg scary" or entertaining, rather than being compelling narratives.
>>220598431I didn't watch it but I admit the marketing was good. I saw like five commercials for it already.
>>220598431because the marketing for these movies costs tens of millions of dollars.
>>220600001>the terrifying experience of having a crazy BPD girlfriendDon't underestimate the terror of there being someone in the world who has decided to fuck with your life to the point where you don't even remember true peace anymore.
>>220598431The average person is stupid and enjoys garbage
>>220603041shut the fuck upnone of you niggas had a BPD gfyou all just repeating garbage other people told you about themstop LARPing or at least larp about cool shit like fucking Natalie Portman or Monica Bellucci
>>220603110>BPDBoston Police Department or just another made up millenial horseshit so this black hole of a generation can feel more special?
>>220598536If you are a musician you would often hear an opinion that sad music = amateurish music because it is extremely easy to make something sound sad and deep, but you actually need to know composition in order to make something that sounds happy and not retarded at the same time. I think horror is the same things, it's the genre that is so easy to make "good" that it's everyone's first attempt
>>220603041I heard BPD pussy is some good shit, that true?
>>220603245it's the best in the world and that's exactly why they're so dangerous
>>220600001>nowadays horror movies are about the terrifying experience of having a crazy BPD girlfriend.My sister is borderline, and bi-polar. She made growing up a living hell. She's a fucking nightmare, everything has to be about her. Nobody else is allowed to have anything good happen to them, if you've got an event (wedding, birth of a child, graduation) she will find some way of destroying it and making all attention go to her.
>>220603245basically imagine a partner who does this sort of shit >>220603299but every time you're on the verge of leaving she gives you the best sex of your life (again) and your dumb cum-drunk monkey brain starts whispering "maybe I can change her"spoiler:you can't
so much boomer seethe itt kek
>>220598431horror movies have been following this model forever tho
>>220598431when is this coming to streaming?
>>220598431Besides 750k usd, what is stopping people from making movies? Google just told me it can cost less than a million to distribute a film for theatrical release. Wtf? So movies are bad for no reason? People are just bad at making them?
>>220598536>zoomer mindlessly projecting everything they hate onto millennials Director is 26, faggot
>>220598489what is the problem?
>>220602877>watch Hex (2018)>3.9/10 on imdbNo, I shan't.
>>220603198My uncle worked for the BPD in the 70s and on his first shift had to remove a baby from a crackhead's microwave.
O god every year some low budget horror flick comes out and people shit themsleves at the cost when this is a thing that always happens. At least when Cannibal Holocaust and Blair Witch pulled this stunt the marketing felt real.
>>220599833chick flicks need a popular actress and actor.
>>220598489Cocaine has to fit somewhere in that budget
>>220602386>28 Years Later: The Bone Temple>63 million budgetMost of the film is drama and not actual zombie stuff people want. Good, I hope the 3rd movie flops again.
>>220598489that's just the cost of employing 20 unskilled people for 6 months
They used to.Disney's way of making a shitload of money with their movie studio during Eisner era, was hiring washed up actors and making the movies with tiny budgets and for a huge return.
>>220598489$750k is quite cheap, when you consider that you need props, sets, and film equipment to even make anything at all, even if your actors and production people were working for free.
Watch this if you like pyscho girl horror.
>>220602335All these movies made their money back with dvd and blue ray sales and tv deals.
>>220598489Refrain from attacking my wife or you will be dealt with
>>220598489It’s literally not about that retardo. It’s about male loneliness epidemic.
>>220598536lol as if Hollywood is better?
>>220598536What other genre can you do with a smaller budget?
>>220598693Which is still better than being a tv poster
>>220600001Backrooms movie will have monsters. We still get all those kind of movies. Are you just making shit up?
>>220602923She didn’t want to move until he got back home like how dog waits for you may be too low iq to understand movies.
>>220600001The girl in this movie is literally a serial killer though
>>220598431probably because it's a small market that would get saturated quickly if studios were to make real money from microbudget films, so it's left to private investors. The reason shit quality movies on streaming services cost so much is because it's just people moving money around through studios and production companies.
>>220602923Because it is a demon and not a personBecause he doesn't want to believe she has been replaced by a demon so he ignores everything that suggests the real Nikki isn't in love with him until he no longer canYesI don't think they can force her into a hospital if she says she doesn't want to which she obviously would.
gffghfgh
>>220606732uhm actually, she's more of a spree killer
>>220607209beat me to this lol
Every girl that wronged me is BPDEvery Chad that's pumped and dumped is a narcissist.This TikTok is sending me :skull:
>>220598431The power of pusy latina
Zoomer girls are crazy, this is knownI'm writing a low budget screenplay about two zoomer girls who go crazy and start killing. It's in self defense, but they enjoy it. No one would believe this if they were millennial girls, but zoomer girls killing for fun is totally plausible. It's what audiences WANT to see too.
>>220603245Grippy socksGrippy box
>>220598489Over half of that is marketing, union fees, licensing, and distribution.
Is Curry Barker Clive Baker's jeet doppelganger?
>>220601782idgaf im sick of horror slop. subhuman genre
>>220606571Documentary.
It would be more entertaining if she was killed then kept decaying as her obsessionTM grew stronger over the Bear
>>220608647Obsession Spoilers I was hoping when Nikki wished for Bear to love her back at the end that it would timeskip to them a week later in that same house surrounded by rotting corpses and other dirty shit. Like a Bates Motel kinda moment. But the ending we got was good too.
>>220608644No one watches those though
>>220608804She did make wish to love him though
>>220598431do what ? Mix corn syrup and red food coloring and squirt it on girls ?
>>220598489camera men, dps, lighting, electrical don't work for free anon
>>220605063just trust me bro
>>220607512They already made that movie.
>>220610929idk what that, I'll have to watch it, but mine is different.
>>220610991Two girls desperate to be famous kidnap a serial killer and use him as cover to commit a bunch of murders while a cute boy threatens to create a rift in their murderous bond.
>>220611157Ok yeah mine is different. More of a survival story, kind of like The Descent... except halfway through the zoomer girls realize they're having fun, so they start going out of their way to kill more rather than just survive.And they film it for tiktok
>>220598431Who asked for this? Who is the intended audience?
>>220598591Millennials are just young looking because they grew up with far less tobacco in their lives.
>>220611255me
second watch will just have you grieving real Nikki bros she was to good for that shit friend group...
>>220606530No it isn't, you stupid cuck. The protagonist is anything but lonely. He has an active friend group and an asian bitch lusting after him. He's just a retard.
>>220598431Because people now think all films have to pull avengers level profits, so there's no room for small budget horror films that make a decent profit. Everything has to be massive budget/massive profit, and when that inevitably fails, try again
>>220611290Millennials have the uncanny valley. They look young but not really.GenX looked like uncs in the 2000s. They were old and cynical in the 1990s. Kind of the uncanny valley in reverse.
>Curry BarkerCOME ONE, COME ALL
>>220598536why do you care about the specific origins of the creator and not the product itself? Weirdly, dare I say, Obsessive.
>>220611250Well if it ever gets made, I'd give it a watch.
>>220611368>Curry Barkerno wonder he looks so demonic, what with being the demon pact son of Cliver Barker out of a homosexual pairing
>>220598431When numedia started overtaking Hollywood, the Hollywood bigwigs said “well they can’t compete with us on spectacle,” and then proceeded to spend 19 years making nothing but dogshit. Since they’re publicly traded, admitting the last 19 years were a total were a total failure would be worse than just continuing.
>>220611425ThanksI'm nearly finished with act 1. I post about it in /swg/ threads sometimes
>>220611250There are women I know who would fucking love this movie
