This looks like crap.https://youtu.be/CmuEqjuzxWc
>>220599582You have to be 45 to know who he man is, I don't know who thought this was a good idea
>>220599582Lol did they seriously have dolph on the premiere?They do realize 80s movie is a piece of shit right?It's not like Michael Keaton showing up in a DC movie. His batman portrayal is iconic. Dolph he-man is absolute trash just like his retarded punisher
>>220599773Wrong opinion, buddy.
is that the twink peter thiel's fucking
BEAST MAN YOU MADE ME DO SOME COKE
>>220599582Will they include the meme with the cooking guy and the famous song?
>>220599719>make a movie for the people who have jobs and a few kids to take to the moviesmakes a lot of sense to me. Do you remember in the 2010s when they made all those GI Joe and Ninja Turtles movies?
>>220600085Did those even succeed? I never watched any of them. Looked like crap.
>>220600037It would basically be malpractice not to at least feature the song. There probably won't be an ecstatic action sequence set to the techno remix but any modern screenwriter would know its his job to sneak the song in somewhere
>>220600095Me neither, i'm sure they were bad but they probably made a little money. I imagine it'll be the same with this
>>220600085Yeah, I remember they fucking sucked because they were shitty nostalgia bait.But I'm sure THIS TIME will be different, right?
>>220600107They'll do a slow remix or a cover of it during an emotional scene.
>>220599719He-Man had some media presence in the 90s and 2000s in a lot of European countries, I was born in '95 and grew up with the cartoon, but I guess this isn't the movie's target audience.
>>220599773>just like his retarded punisherYou take that back!
it looks fun you joyless chud
https://youtu.be/VzrxYFSViZA?si=h42l7o7iINKihtdW
sounds like it'll be a fun and more importantly educational experience
utterly fascinating
>>220600346>>220600372What if He-man mogs Mandalorian
>>220599582DOA>40-50 yo people won't watch blackwashed gotg wannabe marvelshit>anyone younger doesn't care or know wtf a he-man isanother movie with zero audienceand it looks like dogshit anyway
>>220600191it looks like shit, schizoretard.and nothing like he-man
>>220600372>it had song i like so squeeeeethis yenta is paid to write that shit
>>220600346>>220600372Nowadays when people behind movies open their mouth are basically doing anti-marketing
>>220600346who have thought that bringing adam to our real world is a dumb shit idea.....every time they have to involve our real world.....
>>220600173and it had a reboot cartoon in the 2000s/2010s.
Im getting the sense now the movie is propaganda for new wave of feminism trying to redefine 'masculinity' like kratos in new god of war games and ken in barbie I dont feel like the intention of this movie was to adapt the Heman lore into something that takes itself seriously while retaining the fantasy/scifi elements but playing it straight it seems like its all window dressing for the message about 'masculinity' im not even like a he-man fan and I would have gone to see it if it was a sincere attempt at a scifi fatnasy epic not whatever the fuck this is.Also its not a coincidence Barbie also has a part in it where 'barbie goes to the real world' thats how you know they are trying to push a message that goes beyond the limits of the property's own internal logic
>>220600346>sister film
>>220602365>heman loreHe-Man has no lore, it was an IP designed from the ground up to sell toys. Every character has the exact same physique so they could recycle both the toy molds and all the animation for the cartoon.
>>220599773It's not like there's a lot of other former live action He-Men that could show up.
not watching.
>>220603979durr hurr
Has nobody noticed that the trailer OP posted is for the Asylum ripoff
>>220599773he has a cameo
>>220599582He-Man and Twee-Man.
It looks fantastic cunts.(PROS)> Skeletor looks 99% perfect, blue skin is faintly rubbery but it's a microscopic nitpick. I am profoundly grateful they are giving him a ura of genuine menace.> Skeletor's voice seems good especially his first line. Does not sound like Leto nor seems like he is trying to mimic any prior incarnation which is probably for the best.> Has a look/vibe similar to Thor Ragnarok BUT without the vile cringe parody humor or cheapness (fuck Taika Waititi to hell)> Tonally seems exactly what I was hoping for, fantastical and fun but not silly and takes the threats and situation seriously.> Very Good Music.> 2nd trailer seemed to confirm that He-Man won't just be transformed at the very end.> He-Man remembers everything and isn't going to be a fish out of water> 2nd trailer sold me on the actor playing He-Man. He seems dignified and isn't being mocked/belittled.(MIXED ELEMENTS)> Teela Pros: redhead, very sexy, not afraid to get in shape, she seems likable (see her big smile in the first trailer after Adam laughs) a biblical contrast from the insufferable Revelations Teela.> Teela Cons: Outfit is not bad but is prudish and the weakest adaption of any character design in the film we have seen so far.> Man At Arms Cons: Race Swap.> Man At Arms Pros: Outfit is decent, Idris Elba is the best casting possible if they had to race swap. He seems to have some legit bonding with He-Man and isn't just lecturing or browbeating him.(POTENTIAL CONS & CONCERNS)> The meta elements with He-Man statues in the store.> Amount of time on earth.> The line from the creators about Skeletor & toxic masculinity.> The film theoretically having far more humor than the trailers.
>>220603979literally a joke for he-man
>>220599582HE/HIM-MAN
>>220600202thats great
>>220603979How fucking dense are you? He's He-Man. He-Him. It's the same fucking thing. That's literally the joke. Fuck sake
>>220599719The movie is reintroducing the franchise to a new generation. You just don't like it because you know it will be pozzed to hell.
>>220600037>he/him gets in car leaving his office job>Whats Up? comes on the radio while sitting at a red light>Adam starts humming along>cut to a car pulling up along Adam at the light>hard cut to Adam HEYAHEYAing
>>220599773>80s movie is a piece of shit right?>Dolph he-man is absolute trash just like his retarded punisher
>>220605379an actual joke would have been he/man pronouns, but the leftist writers aren't allowed to actually make pronouns into a joke so they make a poor, unfunny attempt at a joke instead.
Lundgren mogging this little american cuck.
MOTY
>>220605521She wants big white penise
>>220599582They need to reimagine these things the way Michael Bay did for Transformers. Go for the casual (male) Fast and Furious audience rather than microtargeting uncs and feminists.
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>>220599582They should have had Dolph voice Skeletor instead of Morbin tiem.
>>220605448>The movie is reintroducing the franchise to a new generation.WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CARE BEARS MOVIE
>>220600346>themes of fragile masculinity and egoUhh what? Is Heman some kinda little soi bitch in this one?
>>220605322Apparently not. It's like half the posters here are retarded, and the other half are bots, excluding you and me, of course.
>>220605809Adam was always a pussy
This looks extremely low budget and like all the special effects are AI.Is this why I see all these influencers on Instagram going to this He-Man convention?
>>220606161it's not the real trailer
>>220600346>>220600372Literal scripted reviews, like>must mention Nicholas>must mention masculinity>must mention it is fun
>>220606240>must mention NicholasHe's the main fucking actor
>>220599719Kevin Smith's pozzed He-Man reboot dropped in 2021, where he killed off He-Man in the first episode and made Teela the protagonist and also a turbodyke with a sidecut. There was also a second kiddy reboot in 2022 that took the safe route and did nothing outrage worthy
>>220606296Pic related lol
>>220606296in his defense, as soon as He-Man came back the show got a little better
>>220606509That's not a defense. Why was he gone? It's his show. He's the name of the show.
>>220605441Even fucking satire on a bit of "woke" is too much for most mouth breathers.
>>220606296The Revolutions sequel series was also solid and fixed almost all that BS.
>>220599773I'd tell you to shut your whore mouth but no one would fuck you for free, much less pay you for it.But you shut your mouth, regardless.
>>220606531>That's not a defense. Why was he gone? It's his show.calm down, it was an artistic choice to pivot into something that hadn't been seen and to focus on characters that were usually background characters in previous iterations. was it the right choice? no but at least they course-corrected.
>>220605503Not everything is about your brainwashed culture ideology war.
Soundtrack's going to be a banger:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwSpzK8rFl4&list=RDEwSpzK8rFl4&start_radio=1
>>220606764But the show was called He-Man. How could someone watching that not feel rug pulled?
>>220607595It's not called He-Man.
>>220607531Damn this is actually really nice
>>220600085That was 15 years ago , when 80s kids were still in their 30s and had young kids. It’s almost two decades later now. Kids haven’t watched GIJoe or He-man in 40 years. They do reboots and they fail because kids don’t care
>>220599773good on them for honoring the past even if it's shit
>>220599773Nicholas Hammond should have appeared in Spider-Man No Way Home
>>220607531>>220607738Cause Pemberton makes bangers that go beyond soundtrack listeners and May is a living goddamn legend.
>>220608263Bump
>>220607159why would pronouns be on a name plate anywaysyou have a more direct way of calling them, their name, making pronouns superfluous and excessive for knowing a persons identity
>>220605369>Skeletor's voice seems good especially his first line. Does not sound like LetoBut his Joker sounded like Skeletor at times. These shills can't do anything right.
>>220599582Was He-Man ever good?
>>220602365It is probably another Woke Bait-and-Switch.Kinda like how Mortal Kombat 2 was advertised as the Johnny Cage movie when he’s the useless sidekick and Kitana is the main character who kills Shao Kahn.
This will be another bait and switch. Hollywood will not make a modern masuline movie for men. The women look like shit.
>>220599582He-man's hapa?
>>220610584way to spot a parrot who didn't see the movie
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