I'M GARTH MARENGHIAUTHORDREAMWEAVERVISIONARY+ACTORYOU'RE ABOUT TO ENTER A WORLD OF MY IMAGINATIONYOU ARE ENTERINGMY DARK PLACE
>I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards!
I got into medicine for the pussy.And that dried up years ago.
Hey just a reminder Matthew Holness has actually written three Garth Merenghi books now and done the audio narration for all of them.
Why did they guy never do anything else?
>>220599774still my google profile picture after like 15 years
not never
Good gravy
blood blood blood blood, and bits of sick
I'm the only author whos written more books then he's read
>>220599774>a british principality
Shame his horror film directorial debut was a boring piece of shit
If Won Ton finds out about this, my arse is grass, and he's got a lawnmower. You dig?
>>220599707His live show is kino, he spent half an hour taking unscripted questions from the crowd, everyone was larping as much as he was.
I haven't acted since, some would say I didn't act during, but those would be unkind people
>>220600239How long ago did he do that?
>>220600204Cool it anon, or you'll get a knuckle supper!
I watch this once a year around Halloween. Perfect show.
>I personally believe that, really, from 13 and up... Turn the other way. It's not a popular view, I know.
>>220599788He did
>>220600239Do go on...
WHAT?AM I HOLDING A CROCK OF SHIT?TELL ME SOMETHING, IS THIS HOSPITAL CALLED ST. CROCK OF SHIT?
>>220600335Not that poster but he’s published several books as Garth in the last few years and does tours promoting them in character
> I'm one of the few men alive who has written more books than they've read
NOT MY FAULTMONKEY BASTARD HANDS
>>220599597I'm glad it was racist
>>220599597I don't remember him yelling.
>>220600189Cool it, Sanchez, or you're getting a knuckle supper.
>>220600583It looked bad. It looked like I was gonna have to spend the night in Glasgow.
>What's this?>It's a dreamcatcher.>What's a dreamcatcher?>It's like a windchime.>Then why don't you say windchime?
>>220600239At the one I went to a guy tried to be a smartarse asking about Madeleine Wool but got the lore wrong so Garth corrected him
If we lose our sense of humor in this place, we might as well kill ourselves!
>>220600189Possum? It was ok. You have to have spent a few years in a similar state of mind to Sean Harris' character to get it
>>220600867I got it, I just thought it was bad.
I’ll get a mop
>>220600525Is that why I haven't seen Matt Holness on the telly in 20 years because he's been riddling the Garth persona for that long? At least the other Matt went on to have a successful career.
>>220600889He tried to shed Garth and do loads of other stuff, none of which were as popular as Garth, so he eventually went back to it
>>220600794She was like a zoo in a woman. You won't get an animal impersonator like her again. It's so hard to watch this episode knowing she's missing, presumed dead. With the presumption heavily on dead. I don't think they'll find anything
>>220600889matt berry has been playing matt berry for 20 years
>>220600927And it's perfect
>>220600934well yea
>>220600910That's a bummer if he's stuck doing the same bit. He's talented but a man's gotta eat, I guess...
>>220600910He should have been way more successful than Ayoade (who I don't hate btw)
>>220601003ayoade and berry have more plebian appeal it unironically takes a higher IQ to appreciate Holness
>>220599597Oh my God. It is the show with Liz Asher.
>>220599707>>220600239His live shows are so much better than the books. I feel like something is lost in translation without the visual element.
>>220599597Its deceptively layered why Darkplace works while others donthttps://youtu.be/furbEP_gwnc?is=3JzXl08Za4Wh4z2S
>>220601459I saw his recent show, it was great. He stayed in character the whole show>I thought Possom was terrifying>I'll let him know, I thought it was shit
>tiny sip
>>220602545buy an ad
>>220601459A 5 minute skit where he does a reading works much better, can't really blame him for selling shit merch though.
THAT'S THE MOTHER RICK!
>>220600716The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.
>>220601003>just work hard and opportunities will come your way
>>220603910My Aunt lives in Scotland, she says its quite nice
>>220603983well she's wrong
>Maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots.
late night channel 4 was astronomically good ..... and then they discovered "reality tv" big brother etc.
>>220602545Those hand made covers were cool
>>220603932>The UK conlmedy scene is dominated by rich kids who went to CambridgeUnsurprising
