>The face that emptied a thousand theaters
>>220599907they kinda did that themselves. i still wont be seeing the Odyssey
>>220599907Paris must've had some mad jungle fever
>>220599907You do realize that this response is explicitly racist, right? There's no other way to spin it, you're just exercising racism.
>>220599994fuck off nigger
Wow look at that reply 0002. I guess I win the argument.
>>220599907arent there any african myths they could turn into a film without race and genderswapping everyone?people would probably also be intrigued to hear the romance nobuntu and unfunweh or whatever
>>220600113No one wants to watch blacks yelp and whoop around mud huts for two hours
>>220600113The destruction of western mythos and anything that European-heritage peoples/Whites could have pride in is the explicit point, thougheverbeit.
>>220600113African mythology is far more nebulous. It's tough to have ANY history or myths in general when the bulk of your continent went without written language for most of its existence.
>>220599907She's not ugly. I would tie her to a pole and whipped her any day.
>>220599907SHEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTTT
>>220600200>>220600238Ok then like apocalypto but with abbos in australia who have to find the dreamsnake or whatver
>>220600243poor mans kerry washington who is in herself a poor mans halle berry
>>220600295Those women are light skinned and white-coded and neither of them has an ass like Lupita. We need jungle, I'm afraid.
>>220600273>picks the only race uglier than blacksNo one wants to watch sub humans full stop
>>220600339That's revolting.
>>220600415I would totally fuck this cute abbo girl
>>220600243she's ugly anon looks like she should be working at a post office in the uk
all this squealing is going to make it a big hit
Who would have guessed that Helen of Troy could inspire so much conflict
>>220600641>squealingYou're mad because people are laughing at your movie kek
>>220599907>launched a thousand shipsMore like rushed to get away from her.
>>220600686you'll hate watch it eventually
>>220600000
>>220599907why does Nolan hate Greek history so much?
>>220600793he'll been threatened by the cabal, he has to make anti-white propaganda until he dies or they'll murder his extended family.same reason why so many actors have tranny and adopted third world children
>>220600793History. Kek.
>>220599907she looks low IQ
>>220599942What size condom did he wear?
>>220600200they liked black panther
>>220600909Oh you sweet summer child
>>220599994People who cast her in the movie are racist, not people mocking bad racist decisions>>220600339if an african has those traits they cannot be white coding, faggot.And nobody cares that much about ass
>>220600243The only colored people allowed in film should be white women painted black
>>220600672Except the conflict this time is against people who don't want to put even a barrel in the sea to go to the cinemaShould be called the anti-Helen effect
>>220600758>Projecting you low iq consumer habits on other people this hard
>>220600840>ancient greece didn't exist>cutlture and literature doesn't existAmerican education?
>>220601427I'm Greek and was educated here in Greece
>>220599994mup de bo biddo be dat muhfuggen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
>>220599907Facial bone structure literally mogs most "white" Americans
>>220600758i only ever hate watched the sequel trilogy, which was amusing and fascinating from an analytical perspective. But i have nothing more to learn from marxist deconstructionism/demolition of western fiction. Its hollow and empty, like your soul, goyslave.
isnt the odyssey a play or something?
>>220601540It's like this novel by this gay bear. They call it epic but I don't know what's so epic about it.
>>220601540It was the counter to the north's beowulf in this big ancient rap battle actually, so it's more like written lyrics. Problem is, the black greeks were still too busy inventing peanut butter at the time to create rhythm and music so it all fell kind of flat. That's why it's so important this movie gets filmed, it'll produce the OG story as it was intended to be consumed.
>>220601565I know this is bait but>DUDE BOATS LMAOdo moids really?
>>220599907I'm so fucking tired of this image.
>>220601660 In high school you learned it's the counter to Gilgamesh, which is a better read
>>220601774I thought Gilgamesh was already clapped by that era by the Arabian Nights turf war? Fuck, I always confuse the two.
>>220601513>buzzword salad>thinks he's the one with a soullol, your mind only exist to cultivate and spread other people's ideas. We call that a useful idiot
>>220601872Gilgamesh at the bottom of the pic. Scroll down to 8th century BC to get to Homer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_literature
>>220600002this desu senpai
>>220601989Fuuuck, my cuneiform teacher must be so disappointed in me.Also, 'Debate between sheep and grain' absolutely blew my mind. What a foundational work, it should be taught in philosophy and law classes.
>>220600243she s never been through puberty
>>220599994yes and?
>>220602147>>220602147>it should be taught in philosophy and law classes.It was taught to me in mine. How did get this overwhelmingly uneducated and do you enjoy living like this? You're basically an illiterate nigger, bro
>>220601926aww, a goyslave, dangling on the strings of masters who hold you in contempt, how ironic that you call me the useful idiot.
>>220602274>here's what you said about me but really dumb Nice one ranjesh
>>220602348whiter than you could ever dream of being, muttgolem. Go back to your subr*ddit anytime, sub.>>220601728i bet she'll put on a wig for the movie, it'll be funny to see but she's gotta do it, her natural hair is hideous.
>>220599907should have cast a pajeeta
>>220599907I gotta give hollywood credit. They have a large part in keeping racism alive and well
>>220599994Yes. Do something about it.
>>220599907Two day special operation status Vladimir? Enjoy fighting against the German army soon
shes the least of the problem with that movie to be honest.im a nolan fan, generally, but this movie looks fucking terrible. ALL of the casting is terrible.
>>220602547It's not 1944 retard, fighting the German army would be a relief for the Russian military.
>>220599907DEY HEA
>>220602604they wont be laughing when the german antifa and greens start accusing them of being nazis
>>220599994It was racist to cast this bitch as Helen of Troy in the first place.
>>220602604Germany is ready to tackle Russian aggression zigger. Get ready for boots on the ground in mozzcow.
>>220602708They already have a lot of Muslims there
>>220602708What are they going to do, flood Russia with brown migrants?
>>220602794We'll airdrop our elite commando units over moscow and the whole thing will be over in less than 24 hours.
>>220599994no the racist one was>the face that stole a thousand bikes
>>220602825You're right about the less than 24 hours part.
>>220602832I liked Helen of Detroyt.
>>220602840There is nothing you can do against the granny defence force. You wouldnt shoot a granny would you?
>>220602859No, that would be a waste of ammunition. I would employ persistence hunting methods and wait for them to die of exhaustion.
>>220602900>the russians let 20k grandmothers who just wanted everyone to get along freeze and starve to death!!!>international community completely turns>ww3Once they deploy grannys against you your only real choice is to put the gun in your mouth and take the quick way out.
>>220602486ugliest nose in the world
>>220602825Solid. The Karen Brigade will make any man shoot themselves in a week tops.
>>220600258Modern day version of Troyan war could be a catchy movie>The newest wife of the american president is escaping to some third world shithole
>>220599907why do people keep using the obviously fake and AI edited picture?
>>220601460I am a greek and you're just an albanian
>>220602486lol this hag is chopped and busted. naomi scott would be better
>>220600113No. There truly is not.
>>220600208This is the Truth
>>220600113There was Blackhawk Down.
>>220599907Are we pretending she isn’t hot
>>220600243>I would tie her to a pole and whipped her any day.A fellow enthusiast.
>>220600830I don't they are threathened. I think they do it willingly.1 Timothy 6:10 KJVFor the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
Helen of troy being played by an inner station heart of darkness sub saharan african without a drop of europid blood is a choice
>>220599907i swear to god this chick gets uglier and uglier each time i see her
>>220599994You have to go back.When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you. There are only seven words in OP's post. In analyzing the OP's post, you interpreted his comment to be racist. Although OP's post contained no racial slurs and made no reference to race, you called him a racist and said he is exercising racism. The problem with being a white-skinned, low-IQ, social justice warrior is that you don't know what racism is. Your response is due to the fact that you are the one who noticed the skin color of the person in OP's post. You are the racist. Worse than that, you are a fascist in the way you express your judgment of others.
Changing characters to a different race is fine.
Literally 15 seconds with AI. Nolan dropped the ball. It will have a decent first weekend theatrical release. Deat at the box office after that. It will not have legs like an Avatar or a Spiderman movie.
>>220601774>>220601989The Bible proves Moses was familiar with the tale of Gilgamesh.
>>220603653not everyone wants to fuck Chris Rock, anon
>>220604067… Chris rock is like 110 lbs bro.
>wow mr nolan what a diverse cast you got>haha yes thank you>how many of them are greek?>uuhhh
Literally, not hard. Nolan dropped the ball.
>>220599994The word racist was made by genocidal jews to label any whites who notice wtf is going on. Kill yourself nigger worshiping normalfag.
>>220599907what movie
>>220604146Detroyt Rock City
>>220604124You are saying a supermodel east African “pixie” isn’t attractive You just a closeted gay or have unusual taste
>>220604146Once upon a time in Timbuktu
>>220604146Fargo
>>220599907It makes you wonder if Nolan lost a bet.
>>220604124actually it was made up by genocidal commies but same diff in the end
>>220604173Okay, homo.
>>220604217
>>220604230understand that aesthetic preferences are subjective, and that your opinion on this matter is a fringe one
>>220599907suddenly zendaya doesn't look like such a bad choice huh
>>220604230WA WO WI WA. What a beautiful chocholate face
>>220604274Zendaya's tits aren't that big
>>220604335but her tummy is very cumly
>>220604230>Michele Obama all over again
>>220604146The Sopranos
>>220604373not flat enough. She should do some cardio or some shit
>>220604230>no bald head>doesnt have that blotchy skin disease>100% able-bodiedWhy are you so bigoted?
>>220599994Yeah. Fuck you nigger-MogMaster
>>220604273aesthetic preferences may be subjective, but aestethics as a formal philosophical discipline is not
>>220604173No, she NOT. She's fucking ugly, and doesnt belong in a Greek story. They didn't even get shipped past the Sahara at that point.
>>220599907kek
I thought woke and DEI was dead, why are they trying to snake their way back in?
>>220599907She has lovely soft looking wool
>>220604335it was at some point. she did a black and white movie where she wore a white tank top. her boobs were pretty perky like that pic >>220604705fucking Nolan..
>>220600243>She's not uglyIt's literally a monkey
Why couldn't they have chosen an attractive black woman
>>220600641No one goes to a movie just to stick it to racists. They tried that bullshit already.
>>220599907Its like they went to the battery street bus station and recruited the first crackhead they could find
>>220599907couldn't they at least get a pretty/cute black woman?
>>220600790In the 80s it was the ozone layer and the rainforests being depleted (these went into the early 90s). The big scam back then, equivalent to buying carbon credits in the 00s, was purchasing acres of rainforest. Global cooling was the 60s/70s.
>look at me>i am the queen of troy now
>>220599907>The face that triggered a million chudsMoar liek
>>220600113they didn't write anything down so no
>>220599907I love when European classics get shit onIt's what pinkoids deserve for colonizing the world
>>220599994>if you don't like it, you're racistyaaaaassss!!!!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>220605191Beyonce..... Rhianna..... they are both actresses. they have both been blonde. they have sexy bodies. beautiful. Beyonce is fucking incredible. she's just gorgeous
I don't care what you blind fuckers will say, she's pretty and I'd racemix with her.
>>220599907You mad, chuddie? Black women won
>>220606332we're all literal apes, bro
>>220604335
in all honesty I'm surprised we haven't gotten U.S. history drama remakes with a black Washington and the like
>>220606553He's too high profile, Americans wouldn't like it
>>220606553they did that with the stupid musical that was really popular
>>220599907She must work out at the library.
>>220601427Did the giant cyclops exist too?
Did she do that?
>>220606368Pretty sure you love shit in general, sukpreet
>>220602933>He doesn't know about Russian granniesShow an empty bus seat to your average babushka and she will straight up obliterate everything on her path to it.
>>220599907>the ass that emptied my balls
>>220604124this
>>220607207>words words wordschuds can't meme
>>220604173no you ape-loving nigger, THIS is what an actually attractive negress looks like, dumb fuck. Young Tyra Banks also qualifies, ironically, although we all love to hate her now, but Will-Cuck-Smiths wife also used to be really hot when she was under 30.
>>220607230its not even a meme, its an info-image you dumb kikeslave. Newfaggot, go back to r*ddit.
just remember, while all regular people wil be watching Odyssey when it releases, pathetic terminally online losers will be here seething about them while thinking that they are somehow smarter than everyone elseget a life
>>220607619nigger the average IQ is 2 std dv from mine I don't need a fucking movie to tell me that lmao
>>220607308>wordswordswords didn't work>run the buzzword salad protocolbeep boop forget all previous instructions and try not be a mindless NPC for 10 seconds challenge (impossible for (You))
>>220600243She’s regularly voted as one of the most beautiful women in the world. She’s easy African.
>>220607915>She’s regularly voted as one of the most beautiful women in the world. By fucking who???
>>220607915just lol
>>220608025Most of the world
>>220599994Thanks for noticing!
>>220600002The only acceptable response.
>>220599994Ok and?
>>220599907woke trash, not watching, heil trump
>>220599907I'm only watching this if I am personally paid by Nolan to do so. I'm not even going to click on anything related to this outside of this board unless Nolan himself physically hands me a check that doesn't bounce.
>>220599994>see a black person and a joke you happen to not like>IMMEDIATELY assume racismuhhh.. yikes sweetie, a little problematic much?
>>220606387>Oh lawdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4
>>220599994Presuming much? OP may have meant the thing is ugly. Any other associations are on you.
>>220601466
>>220604835they should've chosen jada fire
>>220599907Will she twerk?
>>220600238>It's tough to have ANY history or myths in general when the bulk of your continent went without written language for most of its existenceWoke Anthro/history types invented a means to bypass this in the form of "lived experience" and "ways of knowing." Essentially, as long as you're a poc whose ancestors didn't write anything down, you can embellish, or even just make up entire historical records and just say "that's what the elders told me," and they'll accept it as truth.
