>woke and anti natalist critics dont like it
now I know its kino

>>220600253
not a surprise, the last season was trash.

*sad grogu noise*

>>220600443
>I have no genuine opinions and merely react as a contrarian

>film with a white male lead bombs
>female lead star wars films make billions
anti-wokebros...we lost

>>220600536
You're trying too hard, faggot

>>220600529
The life of a woketard.

>>220600606
oops, meant for
>>220600443

>>220600536
>White
>Pedro
Uppercut yourself tranny

>>220600253
Don't care. Didn't read. Still not watching Star Slop.

>>220600529
it's a valid opinion for him to have based on the fact that RT are idiots to him.

A contrarian would disagree with everyone. He merely disagrees with RT.

>critics
who cares general audience will love it because it has baby yoda

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>>220600253
But what will /ourguys/ think about it?

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>>220600253
Good enough for me. Anything's better than fucking TROS.

>>220600677
So did The Book of Boba Fett and the last season of The Mandalorian. They waited too long to do this

>>220600253
More than Man of Steel

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>>220600677
about that

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stand strong

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>>220600697
RLM (Reddit Letter Media) are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves

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>And that's a good thing

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ALL CRITICS MUST HANG

>>220600253
Good.

>>220600253
>He still gives a shit about star wars

>>220600536
First film with gay lead

>>220600536
Castizos are white?

>It wasn't woke enough
99% audience score incoming.

>>220600697
Last I heard they're no longer interested in reviewing Star Wars and Star Trek media. It's too depressing. Like watching your childhood friend slowly die of cancer.

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>>220601470
>Lay out an entire plan for "fixing" star wars
>Disney follows it to a "T"
>It's so bad that people end up flocking back to the prequels despite your 14 hour long takedown videos
>"Uhhhh I actually don't care about star wars anymore"
Lmao. Absolutely defeated. RLMcels absolutely 100% chucked and fucked and in shambles.

>>220601178
>They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry

honestly shouldn't be too hard to outdo the "professionals"

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The absolute state of mousecucks

Andor remains the only good piece of star wars media since Disney ruined the franchise.

Light saber and the force is the western's kungfu
if you dont have WUNGFU in a starwar movie then what s the point

>>220600624
>>220600670
>I'm not going to formulate my judgment independently
>I determine that it's kino, only because people I despise (and never met) didn't like it
I know that here on 4channel such a stance is destined for "BASED" and lazy gigachad references. But if you go through life simply reacting to how other people think and behave, you're gonna continue to have a bad time.
At least in a tribal society if you altered your beliefs based on others, the other people are those you know and live with. But adjusting your opinions simply in opposition to nameless woke morons on the internet is insane Hylic shit.

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>>220601535
>Trandor remains the only good piece of star wars media

>>220601381
i’ll never understand people who call TLJ the good one, nothing in the film makes any sense

>>220600253
Their biggest mistake was naming him Grogu, and sticking it in the title. Should've just called it The Mandalorian and The Child. Would've made dozens more dollars that way

FUN AND BREEZY BROS, TIME TO DEPLOY THE ASTROTURF

WE MUST GET PEOPLE TO TURN THEIR BRAINS OFF! OFF, DO YOU HEAR?

feminism killed star wars

>>220600253
>pg-13

your movies are for kids! Why do you alienate them so much

>>220600443
>if the bad people don't like it it has to be good
Natural slave behavior.
Get on the fucking latifundia.

>>220601642
It's woke and political

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>>220600253
It's fucking trash.

Star Wars is dead. Bury it.

>>220600443
>reddit tourist using /tv/ lingo
You will never belong here.

>>220600253
This movie isn't overtly 'woke-aligned' like the sequels were, so everyone can just admit this one is bad. The progressives were willing to die to protect the alter of the sequels, but they have a pass on this one. I actually feel bad for Mando, because I am sure it is at least better than the sequels.

>>220600536
The lead is a gay brown, it should be victory for wokies.

>>220600253
what a piece of SHIT

>>220600536
>pedro
>white
>implying he is not the most woke actor alive today

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>>220600253
How will the shills cope this time?

>>220600253
>pajeet spamming haha again
PATHETIC

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Assman here. This movie is ass.

Guess even the same media that got RT locked down to keep RoS's score unchangeable is not willing to go to bat for the franchise ever again

>>220601991
What sort of fucking sped is a star wars fan in the year of our lord 2026.

I just took a massive grogu

>>220600253
Thread theme is Han solo destroying more falcons and dabbing on star wars.

reminder: the audience score will still be 80-90%, as any review under 7/10 gets “rounded up” to 7/10, a measure instituted on theatrical releases since TLJ.

>>220600677
>audience will love it because it has baby yoda
seven years ago yes.
This took way, way to long to meet the hype that is no longer there.

>>220601642
They got better checks for praising it.

>>220601566
>I'm going to formulate my judgement independently by not listening to critics
And what? Watching it? You gonna watch every movie without any discernment?

The fact that it's a nu-Disney movie is enough to make me avoid it like the plague, but if I was on the fence about that I'd need some guidance from critics wouldn't I? And if the establishment critics are consistently wrong, then it makes sense to use their opinion to help with decision making.

>>220600253
>star wars movie
>no jedi
>no grand space opera
Disney simply has no idea why people liked star wars. They actually thought the gen x nihilists who claimed the non-space wizard stuff is the best part were right.

>>220602354
I liked Bobba Fett and Yoda

60% now

>>220602459
STOP THE COUNT

>>220602459
Uhoh??? It's going up?!!

>>220602330
Nah, I wouldn't recommend watching it either. And surely you don't need to try something directly to assess its value. Otherwise you end up with arguments like "how do you know you don't like poopdick if you've never tried it lol?"
However, automatically configuring your opinion solely your vaguely defined and perceived opposition is pretty fucking stupid.

>>220602496
>>220602514
61 :P

>>220602536
I don't think anon is seriously JUST using the fact that "woketards" don't like it as proof of quality. They seemed to be half-joking to me. But the serious half is a fair assessment. If you know a certain group of critics are mostly motivated by a very specific political agenda, one that itself is a very reliable indicator of trash? Then those critics will be reliable indicators of trash. If anon has low enough standards to consider everything that isn't trash to be kino, then it follows that these critics can be used as indicators of kino.

If everything they don't like turns out to be good (for that anon), then their dislike becomes an endorsement.

It'll go down. The first batch of reviews are the early access shills that are supposed hype up the movie. The second batch are the actual reviews.
It must be a really shitty movie if it started with a rotten score out of the bat.

>>220602873
>he was merely pretending to be serious
I mean, sure, if that's the shit you want to roll with, I can't argue.

Meanwhile Maul: Shadow Lord has 98%

>>220603360
Did they seem 100% serious to you? Like they'd be shocked and confused if they watched it and it was boring?

It just seemed to me like a casual dig at the credibility of these critics.

>>220600810
>More than Man of Steel

That isn't something to brag about. Man of Steel is a piece of shit that only faggots liked.

>>220602880
we already know Feige can't pace a story worth shit. it was painful even on TV imagine putting up with it for ~2 hours.

>>220601642
It has the best pacing and cleanest writing. It shits all over star wars but is a fun sci fi original B tier movie if you ignore them assassinating ackbar luke and leia

>>220601642
TFA was a soulless rehash and TRoS was a soulless clusterfuck. TLJ at least had a sort of theme it was trying to convey, even if it horrifically shit the bed a multitude of times. It's both the best and worst film of the nutrilogy

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>>220600253
>first Star Wars movie in 7 years
That should be the top line because
1) Doesn't feel like it's been dead for almost a decade
2) What the fuck happened to the 107 other projects they greenlit and swore was coming soon? Including followup trilogies from different directors. Why does nobody have any idea what to do with this shitty franchise?
3) Their big comeback to the silver screen is fucking Mando and Baby Yeed? Really?

>>220600536
>Not understanding that for something to be anti-woke, it must not contain browns, gays, feminism, or leftist politics
Everything Star Wars has put out since the OT has been woke in some capacity. It was just less noticable in the prequels than it is today.
>But they put a basketball american in the OT!
As a token minority to remind people they exist as pets and political projects, which is how it should be.

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>>220604436
No one other than paid shill media thinks The Last Jedi is the best of the sequel trilogy, it's always going to be The Force Awakens because even though it sucks supremely as well, it had the most hope for something good to come from the next two movies, well until they decided to kill han and remove an possibility of the original cast ever being seen on the screen together, let alone interact with each other in a meaningful way or guide the new characters together

>>220600253
What's Disney's endgame? I mean, sure it is not making money.

>>220601517
>>Lay out an entire plan for "fixing" star wars
>Disney follows it to a "T"
I mean the idea that anyone listened to RLM is ludicrous. But you're right that the random Plinkett line about JJ directing Star Wars turned out to be prophetic and it sucked ass, and Mike had to basically apologize for it in the Skywalker review.
>"Uhhhh I actually don't care about star wars anymore"
This has been true for some time though. Mike and Jay praised the first sequel movie like a pair of retards, but precious Rich Evans knew it was all shit from the start and has hated everything they make. He is the only true critic they have.

>>220600443
woke and anti natalist critics like grogu for eating a bunch of embryos of an endangered frog people species in the tv show

>>220604488
kill the ip with The Last Jedi, act unaware or purposely obtuse when it comes to disney trying to rehab the franchise by pushing out some inoffensive slop to try and establish trust with the fanbase again, can't take the W even when they hand it to you on a silver platter, literally just bobba fett recolor going on an adventure with baby yoda, pretty cool concept to me

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he deserves even worse. absolute fucking hack.

>>220601517
>people end up flocking back to the prequels
this will never happen

>>220604989
why didn't you post a picture of rian johnson or jew jew abrams

>>220600253
This is more like the Clone Wars movie. TV episodes with more time and money behind it. Cool but I'm going to watch this on streaming.

>>220600529
This is the least intelligent post I’ve seen on 4chan this month.

>>220604303
>It has the best pacing and cleanest writing.
what
>spends 50% of runtime on slow speed chase wherein everyone is hit with a stupid bat so that they're is "intrigue
>spends 30% of movie on stupid casino subplot that goes nowhere and does nothing while ruining and wasting Finn as a character.
>Spend other 20% of movie giving Rey the "pretense" of training with Luke while doing nothing of the sort, nothing is learned, nothing is accomplished
>kill off Luke in the lamest sequence of event ever, not even giving him a real Kenobi moment.

This has to be a troll.

>>220604583
The first sequel movie was retroactively ruined by its sequels.

They can't all be Zootopia 2

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>>220605034
>this will never happ-ACK

>>220605071
lurk more, faggit

>>220605034
it has already happened, years ago even.

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>>220605047
The difference is that Clone Wars movie kickstarted a highly successful tv-show that lasted for years and raised multiple generations of people and is still in the top 10 of most streamed Star Wars entries and is still talked about on a daily basis. It also actually introduced a lot of new and important things to Star Wars mythos. It also, somehow, looks better and more interesting, than the grey sludge from Disney+ that is Mando movie.

Mandalorian movie is a conclusion to a show that has already faded from cultural consciousness and has shat itself with Book of Boba Fett and disastrous Season 3. It's like making a movie after 15 seasons of Walking Dead, long past its prime when no one gives a shit about it. Everyone says it's just a skippable Disney+ episode with nothing significant at all, nothing important, with no implications for the wider lore.

>>220604637
They could've just called it The Mandalorian
"And Grogu" sounds like some Chris-Chan shit.

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>>220605034
It already has. Prequelchads have been completely vindicated.
RLMtards have been utterly destroyed and BTFO

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>>220605202

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Why don't Disn*y just fucking stop at this point? They got their money's worth. End this humiliation ritual

>>220605202
artist name?

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>>220605283
躬秩
I don't think he has more Ahsoka art, though.

>>220600528
And that sounds like?

>>220605350
Honestly I just want that one in better quality

>>220600697
>it was fine

>>220605260
>They got their money's worth
Technically they are yet to break even on the purchase of the IP.

>>220600697
>Pedro Pascal is charismatic as hell
*smooches TWOSCOOPS-man in you're path

>>220605426
they got way more back than a measly 4 billion kek

>>220600443
so kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bNF7SHtzVI

>>220605076
yeah i hated it, whole movie depends on one side misusing their fighters multiple times, apparently it’s impossible for multiple ships with FTL to intercept one ship, apparently everyone is free to leave that ship anyway including just waltzing onto the enemy’s capital ship

>>220600536
>guy named pedro
>white
Wokebros... why are we so retarded??

>>220605211
>Darth Vader & Scruffalus
>Qui Gonn and the Muffalo
>Sebulba and Glamrat
>Luke & the Womprat
>Jabba's Movie starring Bantha Bob
Hire me, Disney.

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>>220600253
He is right, you know.

>>220605235
>Star Wars fell down to the point of having a contrarian subculture defending JarJar slop trilogy unironically.
The damage is beyond repair.

>>220600253
>7 years
Has it truly been that long?

baby yeed! :3

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>>220601349
A movie being “efficient” does not sound like praise

>>220604989
This dude is getting the shaft, he actually did improve the relationships between the characters all the time, its not his fault. I know it was Disney who forced Grogu to be the pet not the son, because all the father/son stuff was partially his doing.

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>>220605535

>Disney listens to the chuds and makes a movie about a "badass guy in armor"
>it flops

Hahahahahaha. Proof that star wars fans hate everything

>>220605599
I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!

>>220607174
Not very far upthread you can see people really mad about the bits of The Last Jedi where people go on an adventure that doesn't 100% progress their immediate goals

>>220600253
even IGN said the movie felt like a monster of the week rather than something important

Why give a cute creature an ugly name like Grogu? They should've used the name Yeed

>>220605378
>EYY IM WALKING HERE

i can't serously look at this baby yoda faggot thing and not keep saying
>MOICHANDIZING
in my head. these kikes have become a parody of a parody

>>220607025
>comparing it to Harryhausen
I promise you that there is zero chance this has stop-motion animation in it. Like literally zero chance.

>>220607151
If they said Klaud then I'd be excited.

>>220601470
They recently reviewed a whole season of voyager

>>220602873
>here's my wall of text employing extremely subjective criteria like "seems to me" to speculate on the psychology of a weak-willed retard and arriving at the riveting conclusion that he was merely pretending to be retarded
Fucking pathetic. Your ass better be joking with this cretinous shit.

baby yeed *is* a far better name
"grogu" sounds retarded and thus the decline

I refuse to believe people actually spend money to watch this shit

>>220601958
From what I understand it's just boring as fuck, as if someone took a handful of episodes of his show, cut them together into a movie, and trimmed out all the parts that wouldn't work in a movie (ie: story arcs, character development, stakes, etc etc)

Sorry
>>220607295
Meant for
>>220607224

I am gay btw

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>>220600253
Don't tell prequel fans that The Phantom Menace has lower scores.

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>>220600253
>OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>220604552
>it had the most hope for something good to come
That’s literally just you falling for JJ’s tricks again.
Force Awakens is rehashed slop. Its "potential" is meaningless and shouldn’t even be a talking point for its quality. TLJ on the other hand, is simply shit, which makes it marginally better. It had the boldness to take some risks and have some original ideas, they’re just bad or badly executed.

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>>220608481
RT before the 2000s isn’t accidental

>>220605551
They haven't at all. 4 Billion to buy it, plus the cost of making the movies and shows, plus the cost of advertising the movies and shows, plus the cost of building the Sequel-focused parks that they're now having to spend money again to retool as OT-themed, plus the cost of their "immersive experience" hotel that shat itself and died. Bandwidth for Disney+ ain't free either.

Then consider that before even accounting for the costs you have to cut the gross box office figures almost in half to account for the share the cinemas take, and that the Shitquels completely tanked Star Wars merch sales for literally a decade. *At best* they've managed to break even during their ownership, which is a colossal failure given Star Wars used to be one of the biggest, most successful, most profitable brands ever to have existed. Shit they could have put that 4 billie in a regular-ass savings account back in 2012 and made way more money.

>>220601642
>Rotten Tomatoes
>People
They're paid subhumans.

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They should have done this a few years ago. The first two seasons of Mando were lightning in a bottle. It awakened the old excitement. Even /tv/ loved Yeed, and we were looking forward to watching good old Mando bear the crown of Mandalore upon a troubled brow, with some great menace that would involve Luke and Yeed pitching in to defeat at the last second. Maybe.

And then.... Cara Dune was murdered by angry space Jews and the Swede who wrote that awesome soundtrack for reasons unknown and Apollo Creed died and Mando came out as a pro-faggot pro-trannie leftard who couldn't be troubled to show upo for his own show so his stuntman had to do all the acting and KK said OH NO YOU CAN'T GET RID OF YEED AND THE ROBOT BRING THEM BACK and then he lost the darksaber to girlboss because not only is the Force female, so is Mandalore apparently, and Favreau killed off his own self-insert to show he didn't give a shit any more and announced hey, we don't have a game plan, we're just gonna cannibalize scripts from the cancelled rangers series, and, and --

Fuck. Just mother bloody fuck. Oh well. We'll always have the first two seasons. The evil stupid bastards can't take that away.

>>220601642
That's because you don't understand film. When 91% of the people who review movies for a living liked it and you didn't, that's clearly a skill issue on your end.

>>220600253
Well the quality of Star Wars films is negatively correlated with the critic ratings, so I wouldn’t curb my excitement just yet

>>220608543
I'm glad I'm not the only one with the opinion you expressed in your post.

TFA was a fucking insult to anyone with a brain or seen enough film. I remember being blunt with my boomer father after we came out that "I never want to go see another Star Wars movie again". I know it was harsh since he grew with it and it was 'his' media, but shit TFA was the dogshit writing on the wall. If you think TLJ or Solo was going to be better, that was just delusional copium.

>>220604989
I'm convinced he's the fall guy since he was the one that made Mando season 1 and 2 so good. You just know it was studio execs that forced him to bring back Grogu

>>220608670
>Cara Dune
i dropped the show immediately when they had her beat up mando. he was emasculated in that moment. forget which season, one of the early ones.

>>220605034
RML= tranny and faggot
prequels= Chad and based

>>220600253
Should have called it Chud Wars. Hehe.

>>220608670
>b-but muh first two seasons
Imagine still giving a fuck about Slop Wars lfmao

I’ve been watching Mandalorian and what the absolute fuck happened in season 3
This shit should have ended when Luke rolled up

>>220600253
This is a low T thread.

>GULP
>S
>H
>I
>T
>T
>O

>>220600253

bad baby!

>>220604637
QRD?

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Will /ourgirl/ make an appearance?

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>>220604620
>for eating a bunch of embryos of an endangered frog people species in the tv show
So they stole a skit from Futurama?

>>220600697
Red Letter Media will try to shift the blame to Disney Star Wars fans while claiming the movie is totally better than the Prequels. Mike Stoklasa the Faggot will continue to not admit he was wrong about TFA.

>>220602220
That downy chick that simps on /tv/ shill. The one who dressed up like a Porg.

>>220602354
I blame RedLetterMedia. They kept saying the Jedi stuff was bad and that Star Wars needs to be Star Trek. They said everything need to be Star Trek.

>>220600253
Fact.

Disney and Red Letter Media killed Star Wars.

>>220608670
This, takes some skill to fuck it up like they did

>>220600253
The critics are breaking ranks a lot lately. That's the problem with having an alliance built on lies. It's easy to stay the course, circle the wagons, and defend the cloister when the money is flowing, but when reality inevitably starts disrupting bank accounts and credibility, people are going to start being given a choice between themselves and the team. Do you really think that the kinds of people who drive the woke movement value loyalty above their own careers and egos? "Gratefulness" is a foreign concept to wokes, and they often find themselves isolated because they won't stop biting every helping hand that comes their way. They're evil.

Don't start thinking that they've seen the light. They haven't. The parasites know that the treatment is killing them and they're getting desperate. They absolutely want to get back to the 2017 status quo. Keep starving them out.

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It's over.

>>220610982
does that mean its going to make a profit or its going to fail because that is too high with the MEGA MARKETING

>>220600443

You expect too much from people who review star wars movies to know what "anti natalism" even is.

>>220611051
It needs to make $412m to break even on its production budget alone

>>220600443
this fuckin puppet isnt a pragmata girl its a monster. its like a stitch from lilo and stich not a baby

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>>220600253
>When we sat down with director Jon Favreau in London, we asked him why Mando and his tiny green charge Grogu were the right characters to bring the saga back to the big screen – quite the full circle move, considering they helped launch Disney Plus back in 2019.
>"I'm not sure what, exactly, why we were asked to do this," Favreau tells us. "I suspect it was because these are characters that people, even who hadn't seen Star Wars, may be aware of, especially Grogu. Baby Yoda was everywhere. And these are two characters that were used to launch Disney Plus, and we made no assumptions when the Mandalorian TV show came on that anybody had seen any Star Wars before.

>>220600697
Mike Stoklasa will say there wasn’t enough gays in the movie. Then he will pull out a piece of paper and read off bad reviews while strawmanning them.

Jay Bauman will start going on a rant that Star Wars is bad because Pink Flamingo didn’t win an Oscar for best picture.

>>220600697
They will find a way to complain about the Prequels

>>220610090
She should link up with reviewbrah and birth a gaggle of sickly Victorian children.

>>220600253
Critics hating Star Wars is a huge green flag because it means it's staying true to what Star Wars is.

>>220611673
You know a movie is going to be great when the director is asked what particular vision he had that motivated making the film and he says
>Uhh well they made me make it this way and I don't know what their reasons were either

They can't all be Avatar.

>>220600697
>Well, I didn't HATE it...

>>220611758
First he must knock up Emily Kinney

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>>220612051
So what you're saying is, he'd give it 5/5 if Mandalorian threw Baby Yoda out of the airlock, looked directly into the screen and said
>It's time for these star wars to end

>>220611195
The double the production budget thing is supposed to account for the marketing. So it should need 330m

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>>220610982
Thats 52 million MORE than episode 3. What the fuck are they doing?

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>>220612114
50% cut to theaters. They are gonna take so many fucking screens that end up being empty.

>>220601517
This fucking video LMAO!!!!

>>220610877
When your creative takes become undeniably discredited and you feel like you're about to definitively lose your grip on the media vehicle in question, what's the next best option? You kill it to prevent anyone else access

>>220610090
>>220611758
First, Meghan and I will have our fun as part of Prima Nocta

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>>220612378
>Thats 52 million MORE than episode 3. What the fuck are they doing?
113 million in 2005 is 192 million today. It's 27 million cheaper.

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>>220612066
No, he's saying he'd give it 5/5 if Disney kept giving reviewers bags of money.

>>220612051
top kek

Should I go and see this for shitting on or is it just so television tier that it's not even meme'able?

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>GROGUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

>>220600536
The whole reason he’s an awful reed Richards is because he isn’t white

>>220610090
She's so beautiful, Anons, a candid princess-like pixie!

>>220611794
>Critics hating Star Wars is a huge green flag because it means it's staying true to what Star Wars is
it means it didn't have the right or correct message. Critics are all progressive reddit types whose motto is "subvert everything" so if they're not liking it then it didn't successfully manage to challenge, criticize, or upend the cisheteronormative, eurocentric, white hegemony.

>>220613267
reviewers choose a flop to dogpile on to fake integrity then it's back to sucking disney cock, they won't do it when disney has money on the table but a flop is safe

>>220612454
Correction, it's 165 million more than any Mandalorian movie is worth

>>220600624
nice try republicunt

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When do the audience scores start coming in?
There's no way this movie is as bad as critics say when people say it's action packed
Critic cunts wanted another demoralizing Last Jedi piece of propaganda to bury the ip for good and so they could write disgusting smarmy fart huffing critiques praising it

what is behind the decision to call it a proper STAR WARS film instead of "a star wars story"?

>>220613640
>There's no way this movie is as bad as critics say

You are so stupid its physically painful to interact with you. Its getting middling reviews with most saying its ok but nothing worth getting hyped about.

>>220613751
total incompetence on every single level

>>220603442
Maul is whiter than Djinndiareahhdarnin

>>220601642
TLJ came out during the peak of American culture wars. You didn't like this thing made by a progressive inclusive corporation? You're a racist sexist fanboy nerd who cares too much about movies made for children. That then invited the chuds (though they weren't called chuds back then) to retaliate by calling it woke and it just escalated from there.

>>220614262
lol and how is that achieved in doing so?

>>220608670
>good old Mando bear the crown of Mandalore upon a troubled brow
Crazy how this was not the main plot of the series. It practically writes itself, on top of having tangible effects on the universe. But nope!

>>220614644
how did you go from naming the first standalone film with the star wars name to disney theme parks. you might be a crazy person

>>220614677
well he is crazy

>>220605034
delusional aren't you

>>220605211
Do you think "and The Child" would have worked better?
It's odd that one character uses their title the other uses their real name

>>220614841
seriously i have no idea what in the holy fuck you are babbling about. i just inquired about why a single film got the star wars name when its only been used for the trilogy series in the past and you lost your fucking mind

>>220614920
lmao you are a literal crazy person. i never spoke fondly of any film in the series. i simply asked a question. its like you want someone to validate you so you have someone to argue with

ok sure i will play ball, here you go

5 > 4 > 6 > rogue 1 >> 2 > 3 > 1 >> 7 > 8

never saw 9. now lose your fucking shit

>>220614996
try to explain what you think i am allegedly seething about

>>220600253
>star wars went from being a free billion dollars every few years between the movies/games/toys/etc to being flop after flop
how is that even possible

>>220615100
show me the post where i said anything negative or positive about film in question.

>>220614960
5 is not a standalone movie. 4 is the perfect movie. 4 > 5

>>220615155
solid post, you owned me

>>220615160
did i even imply 5 is a standalone movie?

>>220605765
>whole movie depends on one side misusing their fighters multiple times
This has to be one of my biggest pet peeves with the movie. The entire premise of it only exists if we assume literally everyone in the First Order is functionally retarded, but the movie also expects us to believe they're capable of taking over the galaxy in a weekend and that they're a viable threat.
They even show Kylo and two TIEs being able to almost take out the entire Rebel fleet single-handedly, including every single one of their fighters, but apparently sending out a squad of bombers to finish the job is just too much.

>>220615288
you need me. without me you would have nobody to reply to. i am your only social outlet

now call me brown, a troon and or post a frog its all you will ever be good for

>>220614591
It was such an obvious endpoint of the series that you just know the Lucasfilm Story Group put the kibosh on it.

>>220601464
Whiter than half of muttmerica lmao.

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>>220600528
grogubros … i don’t feel ao good

so is it as big of a flop as Solo?

>>220616492
If you take critics that gave the last jedi a 5 out of 5 rating most likely, but we won't get real audience reviews till the 22nd
So we got two more days of your faggot commie kvetchng and trolling

>>220601642
I like it because it pretty much killed Star Wars.

>>220616535
if people joking about this movie is upsetting you as much as it clearly is, would you consider just not reading the threads? i don't care about your welfare really but your spamming is detracting from my experience

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>I like it because it pretty much killed Star Wars.

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>>220616666
why don't you take your own advice and fuck off, being a cunt mouthed liar contrarian antifan isn't joking, you're just a miserable commie kike faggot, desperately in need of attention cause you can't get any outside of a computer screen, where you can mask your morbid obesity and never have to move any further than ten feet from computer chair to your toilet, fag