He could have been a Vincent D'onofrio type actor if he wasn't so insecure
Sorry but no
>>220601042nope
>>220601042I have seen FMJ about a dozen times and every episode of Criminal Intent and I'm telling you, this fat kike could never reach D'onofrio status. That man is a loon, Jonah Hill is a fat rich kid from LA.
>>220601081>>220601092Hes a academy award nominated actor
>>220601111He could have four of them but it still wouldn't put him on the same level as Vincent D'Onofrio
>>220601111Which means nothing.
>>220601111>nominatedits like talking to a bitch and then the bitch doesnt let you fuck her, it means nothing at all, dude, you need 3 jobbers to give that award, he has been jobber 4 times, thats all
Maniac was the last good thing he was in, he kind of just gave up huh?
>>220601042There’s more to being a D’Onofrio than sometimes being fat
>>220601042Watch The Subway episode from Homicide: LOTS and then tell me if this fat kike can do the same
I love Vinnie D
>>220601111The tribe doing him a favor
>>220601042Lol no he couldn't ffs.
>>220601042He lacks the talent, work ethic and professional experience of D'Onofrio. Even if he got over his insecurity these gaps are still there.
>>220601042Hahaha the fat Jew thinks he is handsome. He is Chris Farley if he wasn't funny
>>220601042he'd probably have to learn how to act first
>>220601042Told my grandma about the "serious actor" comment and she got mad at Brad even without knowing who Jonah is.
>>220603660That's because she doesn't know what Jonah looks like
>>220601098Yeah d'onofrio is on another level
>>220601098>>220604316I genuinely think Denofrio should have gotten an oscar for The Bug in Men in Black. Every scene he feels like a walking corpse with non functioning joints
>>220601042What even is that tattoo supposed to represent? A Japanese temple? Japanese people hate tattoos.
>>220604396It's clearly a ship of the line
>>220601042Jonah Hill as Judge Holden
>>220601098>have to act like a fat fuck up by barely grabbing the bar cause you can give more pull ups IRL than Chesty and Basilone together
>>220601272>a straight to TV movie>with that castwtf??
>>220601098>Jonah Hill is a fat rich kid from LAI think of Jonah Hill like the son from GTA V
>>220601042he's too short
>>220601140>when I was a boy...
>>220604663Manlet here. This is the real reason
>>220604632He reminds me of bobby from king of the hill for some reason
Should have accepted being the fat comedy relief next to Brad Pitt.
>>220601042>a Vincent D'onofrio type actorBe in 1 single good thing and then for the rest of your life be jacked off on by cretins who worship capeshit tv shows, not even the movies, fucking tv shows???
>>220605085Full Metal Jacket, JFK, The Player, Ed Wood, Men in Black
