Have you ever met a Hollywood actor?
>>220601727I would be her little dog and do anything she asked of me if we ever met
I met Jim Bagleaducia once.
>>220601875What if she asked you to teach her how to act?
More than I can name, I love in L.A. and came up in Hollywood (the city not the industry)
>>220601917we'd make so many movies that she would have no other choice but to become an amazing actress
>>220601727Joan Cusack stopped by a shop I used to work at in Chicago about 15 years ago. She looked older than dirt even back then I can’t imagine how bad she looks now.
>>220601727I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>220601934Elaborate anon
Rebecca Ferguson is relentlessly beautiful
>>220601727Yes. I had sex with Elliot Page. But his dick was tiny.
>>220602061That was actually one of her toes mixed with earlobe and labia. It's not a penis.
>>220601934who do you love in LA?
>>220601934That's easy mode and barely counts
>>220602129he love beautiful blonde actress saar, she make his day have the sun
>>220601727I am a Hollywood actor
>>220602154good morning saar, yes he must be so successful when he lives in the hollywood, making love to many beautiful actresses
I met Jack Nicholson once at a gas station. He was in line behind me, walking around in a pair of slippers and a dirty t-shirt. I was taking so long picking a hot dog he got annoyed and said "God you're like a woman trying to decide which dick to ride home from a party. Just pick one you fuck."
>>220602300This is bullshit but I believe it
>>220602008Was this pasta always about Goose or has it morphed over time?
I met Jesse Eisenberg's entire family and they were all extremely nice, he even gave me his email and told me to let him know about any interesting projects I'm working on
>>220602955Are you sure that wasn't Mark Zuckerberg?
>>220602909It’s about me.
>>220603044Literally?
I was in Italy on a vacation with my family and we were looking at the Statue of David while a docent talked to our little tour group. Michael Caine walked up, listened to the explanation, then walked off. Nobody said anything to him. I actually didn't even see him/notice him till we got back on the bus and everyone was buzzing about it.(I don't do tour groups now that I'm an adult and can use my brain but my family was big on using tours when I was a minor)
I used to screw Amy Seimetz' sister, seen here at left with Amy, so I met both her and Shane a few times. He was the most nervous, awkward person I've ever met.
>>220602909that pasta is so old, i can't even remember who it originally used.
>>220601727Grew up in LA and never met or even saw a single one. Everyone I know has met and seen them constantly. I'm not a shut-in or anything, not sure why I never encountered any.
>>220601727I played pool with stifler from american pie.
>>220603072I wouldn't have said a thing either. I would've listened and that's what everybody did.
>>220603211Lol gross
>>220602909It was originally about this guy named FlyingLotus. Musician or something. I saw a version with Jake Gyllenhaal on a thread yesterday.
>>220603373I would believe it. He's a weird guy.
>>220602159Dane Cook is that you???
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in College Station, Texas(we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.I turn around. Steve Martin.He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residensial area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blury image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
>>220603473My money is on Frank Stallone
>>220601727I think around the time Knives Out came out, I saw Chris Evans at a thing in my city. I didn't talk to him, I guess I was 19 or 20 at the time and awkward, but I remember him being basically what you'd expect, very smily.
>>220603838This will never get old.
>>220601727Bummed a cig off Cara Delevigne on the set of Carnival Row once. She was nice. Taller than I thought.Jamie Harris is surprisingly down to earth guy, always up to bust chops with the extras.Orlando apparently got super into nudism.
I was in a local fish-market in Taipei (Taiwan) when I thought I saw Anthony Hopkins. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath and said "Mmm... Good morning, ladies"
Imagine if she molested you on busy rush hour train haha
>>220601727yes, kindaused to work at a service station and Lee Evans dropped in, I made his lattehe was in and out with some dude, probably his handlerwhen he left I asked the lad on the till "was that lee evans" and he just said "think so", and that was that
>>220601727I've met internet celebrities at cons. Those incels are always at cons.
>>220601727I would grab a hold of those tits and never let go
>>220603211So it was Shane shilling himself online all those years, right?
>be me>be in japan for holidays>be drinking in some random bar in the shibuya district>suddenly see a guy enter who looks strikingly like Jeremy Renner>none of the nips react so think maybe I must have drank too much>seat myself next to him because why not, we are the only white guys here>notice he ordered whisky without ice cubes>point at his drink and blurt out "I guess you can use the ice pack for your dick and balls from that snowplower incident instead">he immediately pays and leaves without even looking at me>bar owner looks at me angrily and asks me to explain myself in broken english>I tell him "He lost his penis in an accident">he laughs and explains what i said to all the other nips there and they too all laugh>i didn't understand what was funny>around 5 am im the morning bar closes>look at sign outside, it's a no woman allowed / male only bar.
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>>220606291kek
>>220601727Nope. Just saw Stone Cold at a Red Lobster in Oregon once. I didn't bother him he was with a blonde woman having dinner.
I've been inside an actress.
>>220606291Top kek
>>220602061She just became he. It will slowly grow bigger give it some time.
>>22060659Elaborate
