>>220605186
Give every character the uncontrollable shits

>hard mode: you can't fix it

make rey the main character and have her develop force powers that prevent her from wearing clothing

Correctional officers vs. Convicts in an American Football exhibition

>>220605186
Easy, and I will do it using existing projects and some by me and dream directors:
>start in 2027 with Shawn Levy Starfighter, if that film is a hit make a sequel
>2028 do a darth vader prequel movie from his pov, The Hunt for Vader, director will be Travis Knight
>2029 Starfighter 2
>2030 Knights of the Old Republic movie by Chris Nolan (if its huge make a trilogy with Nolan, give him full control since this would be 3000 years before prequels)
>2031 Starfighter 3
>2032 Simon Kinberg episode 10
>2033 Nolan's KotoR 2
>2034 Episode 11
>2035 Idk what movie
>2036 Episode 12
>2037 Nolan KotoR 3

Have Timothy Zahn + mabye the Andor guy make hyper faithful animated tv show adaptations of the original Thrawn novels.

Use the animation/artstyle of the Old Republic cinematic trailers or Arcane.

Cancel this psychotic horseshit - >>220603760

>>220605186
women ruined star wars.

>>220605186
Nuke russia

>>220605186
The prequels were never a problem despite the crybabying of RLM and the rest of Gen X. Indeed the prequels kept the franchise alive and well.

De-canonizing the sequels is the answer. OP is in no position to make the parameters needed to fix the franchise. Get fucked op KEK

>>220605186
It's actually very easy to fix: you keep the world building but introduce brand new characters who have relations to anybody in the OT

Give it to me. Star Wars only works when it's about interastral conflicts or space wizards. George lacked the political thought or comprehension of magic to take the setting beyond tiptoeing into the water of those themes. I can take it out to sea.

>>220605186
remove women from all creative and writing decisions, otherwise nothing will change.

>>220605324
Ok, sequels are non canon, then what? You CAN'T redo episode 7 AGAIN. Most of the OT cast is dead already and if you make episode 7 a 100 years into the future then what's the point to call it episode 7?

>>220605186
Give Glup Shitto xis own movie.

>>220605186
Do what Gundam did and make a completely new universe while retaining shit like lightsabers and bounty hunters

>>220605475
this

>>220605186
It's not possible to fix it anymore. It's dead.

>>220605525
>It's not possible to fix it anymore. It's dead.
Yeah and women and faggots killed it.

>>220605250
This but less perverted

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>>220605186
make a new animated series about a sexy gungan jedi and her human boy padawan where she gets captured and almost raped a lot. put a lot of cool lightsaber fights and force powers in it and no black people unless they are cool like mace windu. and make some more alien species that are sexy and cool

Well both the sequels and the prequels have the same problems: incomprehensible villains. Id make a show set during the prequel era that explains who tf the seperatists are, what they actually want and why George said they had heros on their side even though in the films there are no seperatist heroes. For the sequels id do the same with the first order, explain who they are what they want and wtf a knight of ren is

>>220605186
You could de-canonize the sequels and/or prequels, but you can't undo the effect they had anyway.
You also can't undo the genocide which killed off the target audience. Oops.

>>220605186
Disney should do the right thing and sell Star Wars to Universal for a good profit like 10 billion.
People will never trust Disney again and they should prease undahstand that. Spend 10 billion on getting selected anime and manga properties and make cartoons kids would love to actually watch again. A win/win.

I feel like Universal really gets it way more than a Paramount would and since WB is now gone there is only one studio that can really take it.

>>220605277
basically then do this

>>220605324
I am not in favor of rebooting the films myself. I think that there should be a new overall cut and update of the films that has maybe a bit of AI assistance here and there. Just to lighten up on Luke Skywalker on TLJ and I think the TV shows need hugely new edits and they can seriously become good.

Also you can be mean to Gen X but without Filoni and Jon Favreau who came up with nearly every cool thing - they would have had literally 0 good things too. Millennials probably had 80% of all the shittiest ideas and the stupid Boomers like KK.

>>220605712
This but make the vagina and clitoris puffy like it was drawn by DoubleDeck!

>>220605355
>You CAN'T redo episode 7 AGAIN. Most of the OT cast is dead already
But Disney has proven CGI faces are fine. I don't give a shit about the actors' personal egos. I just give a fuck about Star Wars. Who is actually standing in the way of doing it? The audiences? They'd be praising CGI Space Jesus if the movies were cool.

>>220605186
Where's the Lucas/Bay/Snyder style epic and awesomeness? Where's the male hero's journey and alien warrior princesses? Where's the maleness to begin with?

>>220607033
>The audiences?
Yes.
Bringing back actors digitally is offensive to anyone with a modicum of humanity.

>>220605186
>Fix it
>Hard mode
Deadpool vs. the Star Wars Galaxy where he manipulates the Star Wars timeline into being put into it's presequel state. Fuck you.

>>220605186
it cant be unfucked, sorry

>>220605186
>Hard mode: You can't de-canonize the sequels or prequels.
I see that you don't prohibit rewriting the sequels, so fuck you, doing that.

>Key reshuffles include a focus on cribbing the books and other EU stuff for structure.
>They can't be followed one to one, since we start with everybody thirty years older than the original trilogy, but we still can borrow key things; ideally less jerking off Thrawn and more the big concepts. Imperial warlords as a period preceding the movies, and persisting in a way on the outskirts of the Republic; Yuuzhan Vong as one of looming threats; a lack of endless cloned Emperors, hopefully.
>To make it less annoying and unbelievable, the Republic's downfall is primarily infighting, not just sudden collapse to an imperial shard. We might as well just steal the state of the NCR in Vegas to a degree; a huge state that is internally divided, stuck in an unpopular war (maybe an attempt at crushing the Hutts, no doubt started out of idealism and eventually degrading into a protracted shitshow), with political leadership that's weak and military leadership spit between incompetence, bloodthirst and defeatism, with Imperial officers as a surprisingly useful backbone, facing (actually entirely reasonable) suspicions of fuckery.
>Luke can stay a genuinely good, heroic person, but the Republic simply didn't make him very important. Sure, he's a hero, but he prefers to be in the field instead of a temple.
>Han's who fucking knows where.
>Leia's retired from politics, maybe the Hutt war was her idea.
>Rey still is the protagonist, being a Force-sensitive nobody from a backwater. Luke picks her up, something goes horribly wrong, she's left to wander the new Coruscant in search of a teacher while things far beyond her understanding, politically, are going on.
>Her washed up teacher is Galen Marek, living as an anonymous alcoholic on some paradise world and looking far fresher than he should be, because he's a Force-sensitive clone.

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>>220605186
I de-canonize the sequels and prequels.

>>220605186
>How do you fix it?
Remove anything disney made from any streaming service. And then never EVER make a new movie or show in the franchise again.
Just keep letting them make infinite novels and toys so you can keep raking in money from the most autistic fans.

>>220605186
they really need to do something fresh with the IP at this point, like a psychological horror take with some scavengers in the middle of nowhere stumbling onto ancient Sith empire relics or a survival movie about a group of clone troopers stranded on some alien world trying to evade detection by a separatist droid garrison. audiences responded well to the Mandalorian at first and Andor because they were fresh in style but familiar in setting. people got swept up in the sequels hype when they were new but those movies were instantly forgotten after release and have less cultural relevance than the fucking clone wars cartoons at this point.

>>220607086
You don't have to put cocaine addled theatre kids on a holy pedestal. It takes a real human being to admit the Sequels are the biggest black hole in Star Wars and CGI Luke has every right to save the galaxy. The shitheads who ruined Star Wars created all these CGI puppets now it's time for the CGI puppets to be puppeteered by good, human men as revenge, to restore balance. It's poetry. Carrie Fisher had her chance.

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>>220605186
>You can't de-canonize the sequels
ok, I make a separate timeline

>>220605213
Spbp. Anything post Disney cam be safely removed, including stuff that was half decent despite their best efforts.

>>220605355
Episode 7 isn't even worth rebooting.

>>220605186
Jump ahead 1000 years.

>>220605186
All sci-fi is inherently shit. There has never been any sci-fi that isn't shit, and there never will be.

>>220605186
Make Baby Yeed the main character of the franchise and lowkey give him lukes post ROTJ eu-slop storyline.
Yes he will racemix with a cute evil redhead.

>>220605186
Im totally willing to let the franchise die. what is another 3 shit movies going to do? why do we need 18 star wars films? to be like Godzilla?
Even Godzilla fans will just watch the top 3 films. maybe the top 5.
the enslopification of this franchise is stupid anyways. if history has proven with other franchises like Godzilla. that you can make 38 films, but only 3-5 are worth watching.

>>220605186
>de-canonize prequels
Why would I?
>de-canonize "sequels"
Literally impossible to fix without doing this. Either eraze most of the Disney slop, or let it die.

>>220605355
>you cant call episode 7 again if its 100 years in the future
Why not? The ot cast isnt necessary as long as you move the setting along which the current st failed to do and is why star wars is in the shitter
Personally i would redo a sequal tilogy with a triumvirate type power struggle between several galactic factions trying to gain supremacy and introduce new force wielding groups that are juxtaposed against a new jedi order.
For example a widespread force cult that is based off a rich guy finding old jedi/sith teachings in an excavation and they use them to make the equivalent of a televangelist religion
Now you have all these people trying to do force tricks and pushes to varying degrees of sucess all across the glaxy causing issues which then run into the jedis way of doing things and why force orthodoxy developed in the first place
Its this type of thing that is necessary to create a sandbox that people want to play in and is what made star wars succesful. The ability to imagine and dream about the setting.
Not set pieces nostalgia or even the main cast

>Episode X
>Rey does some dumb Jedi bullshit for the first 30 minutes
>hard cut black screen
>cut to a blurry first person POV
>character blinks twice to reveal a group of Ewoks surrounding him
>“looks like someone can’t handle their liquor, haha”, quips Han “you alright, Luke?”
>“I’m all good, thanks. I actually just had the craziest dream where… you know what, it’s not really worth recounting.”
>Yub Nub continues
>Obi Wan, Yoda, Anakin, and George Lucas all stand together as force ghosts
>fin

>>220605186
Disney buying Star Wars didn't magically give them the ability to make Star Wars movies, only to use the name. The OT is Star Wars, the PT is a curiosity, and Disney wars is nothing.

>>220605186
Tell a new story set long before the prequels or long after the sequels. Focus on a good story, good characters, and fun unique worlds and ships.

give the license out en-masse to anyone who wants it instead on insisting on "exclusivity" or "brand quality", it's so down in the gutter you're just losing out by insisting it maintains any quality. every 1 out of 100 licensees will make something good and the brand will be better for it, star wars fans are able to ignore garbage if not outright embrace it and have been doing so for decades. like half the nostalgia for the prequels comes from tie in media and disney failed that by insisting on exclusivity with EA and still fucks it up by not just letting it run loose

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>>220605186
>You can't de-canonize the sequels
Then you have to make the most of it. Skipping a hundred years in the future won't fix anything, you have to address the problem at its source and try to redeem the sequels

Rey constantly showed seething rage throughout the whole trilogy that never goes anywhere.
Perhaps her anger was being kept at bay because she always had villains to push that onto, or invented villains in her mind with the case where she nearly killed Luke. With the First Order weakened, Rey is restless and insists on quashing any remnants with extreme prejudice. She starts to go way too far with this and becomes the facist empire nightmare that she once fought against. Poe, who is trying to rebuild some kind of government from the ashes of the New Republic tries to get her to calm down but eventually she splinters off from the New New Republic efforts and, like her mentor Leia, form her own "Resistance", only its more like an elite hit squad that are trying to stop any and all "bad guys".
Finn has to rise to the occasion and recognize his dormant Jedi abilities to combat Rey Skywalker, who's acting a lot more like her grandfather.

...who am I kidding that's way too fucking cool for Disney

>>220608930
>Skipping a hundred years in the future won't fix anything
I think you could dump all sequel stuff and start fresh enough with a big enough time period.
Empire is gone, republic is gone.
Bunch of loose coalitions and planet states are trying to get along but are having constant conflicts and disagreements.
A non jedi force wielder then guides them to rebuild a republic while fighting forces unhappy if such a development occurs.

>>220605186
Have the next project take place either 1000 years before or a 1000 years after.

Do a KOTOR trilogy and film both light and darkside endings and the version you get alternates between screenings.

>>220605186
Get Spielberg, del toro Or Lucas to direct a cgi animated film (like tin tin) or a live action film with appropriate recasts (Sebastian Stan as luke etc) that is a direct sequel to return of the Jedi. Have Luke, Whats her name and Han Solo go on cool fun adventure with lots of light Sabre fights. The few normies left that like Star Wars want this. Some Star Wars Disney adults would be mad but most of them also want this. Not much else Disney can do. If fox owned the property I’d say yeah fuck it do KOTOR or some equivalent. Creating is not in disneys strong suit. Patronage has been/ could be again. They are trying to be both creator and patron. I don’t see any other option for them that anyone would actually want to see from them.

>>220605186
Set 1000 years after a new alien race has taken over the galaxy with their own empire of bio-droids and the myths of jedi and sith and the republic have faded. Three slave teenagers, two boys and a girl, living in a wasteland planet find ruins explaining the history and powers of the Jedi and the Sith, as well as three lightsabers. One boy wants to embrace the sith, the girl wants to embrace the jedi, but the main boy is unsure and afraid after being shown a vision of destruction and his friends death. The boy soon finds another girl, a resistance member, and gets pulled into her mission against the alien race.
Its all a very basic reset.

>>220607706
Anti-human.

Geroge Lucas 7-8-9 animated in TCW style
>call it LEGENDS or VISIONS or whatever the hell to be diplomatic to the few fans of the Disney reboot
>the story already exists btw
>different voices won't matter as much, animated SW material used different actors, Mark Hamill would probably do it though

>>220605186
>Hard mode: You can't de-canonize the sequels or prequels.
It would be hilarious if they introduced multiverse shit to "fix" things, which is the same thing that's helping kill the MCU.

Literally the simplest fix is to introduce the concept of the multiverse, and let everyone know there really WAS a reality where Luke was a chad Jedi who had a wife and seven kids. The franchise is poisoned, because all anyone can think about is how the sequels invalidate everything in the OT and in-between. Why should I go see the new Mandalorian movie? We all know what eventually happens: somehow, Palatine returns.

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>>220610137
now is the time to reintroduce TRIOCULUS the three eyed chud mastermind behind it all