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why are timmies so fragile
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>>220606171
why are niggers so repulsively ugly
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>>220606120
That movie made over a billion dollars, sperglard.
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This was the highest point for this shit based on how much money it made
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>>220606120
Remember that was the first human we saw for the sequel trilogy. We're staring off into the distance until a negro in a storm trooper outfit (previously British people with an English accent) gives you a literal jump scare.
Jew Jew Abrams couldn't help his true nature.
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>>220606244
the net revenue was bolstered by usaid. MANY SUCH CASES!
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>>220606223
Not on the merits of the movie, retard. That was once the power of the brand
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>>220606202
Are you going to post the pasta you always post whenever you constantly make this same thread
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>>220606337
>everyone I don't like is samefag
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>>220606329
>Not on the merits of the movie
Now you're bargaining like a complete fuckup. Keep your hands on your desk.
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>>220606202
So you know beforehand what to expect
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>>220606120
DAS RAYCISS!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
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>>220606461
This. There's absolutely no reason to mention the prior popularity of the franchise. John Boyega literally earned the entire billion dollars himself.
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>>220606614
George Lucas cracks black chicks, timmycel
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>>220606658
So how did it kill the franchise? That scene was on the trailer for a movie that made over a billion. The sequel did as well. Stop crying and go wash your ass.
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>>220606120
Right, it "killed" the franchise by making this movie the third highest grossing movie of all time at the time.
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>>220606120
>shot that single handedly killed a multi billion dollar franchise
Try 30 trillion dollar country
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>>220606337
i dont post pastas but i do like posting the run nigger run song whenever somebody posts a pic of paul dano
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>>220606767
>So how did it kill the franchise?
Anyone who liked Jiggabooyega was disappointed by how the jews treated his character. Anyone who didn't like him didn't come back. Each sequel performed worse than the previous movie
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>>220606767
The benefit of the doubt and the power of the brand. These things are cumulative and their effects not immediate but delayed
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you haven't lived if you weren't on /tv/ when the trailer came out
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>>220606120
That ridiculous ape like nigger nose really is so repulsive. And it was the first teaser they dropped. I'll never forget it. That obscene monkey face was the first impression given to the world for the next era of star wars. Smh. They really thought he was about to be the next han solo.
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>>220606120
The beginning of the end.
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>>220606819
That's because it's Paul Dano posting those pictures of himself. Classic.
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>>220606120
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.

I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.

When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.

Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.

I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.

Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.

Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
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>>220606171
You were raped by timmies.
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>>220606796
Cool. Let's see where the franchise is now:
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>>220606767
I'm agreeing with you. No one who bought tickets for episode 7 did so because of prior experiences with the franchise. 100% of sales were to people who wanted to see closeups of John Boyega's face on the big screen.
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>>220606822
>Anyone who liked Jiggabooyega was disappointed by how the jews treated his character.
I don't see how that kills the franchise. Try again, trailer boy.
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Just because this board is obsessed with hating Boyega doesn't mean the rest of the world is. Any normal person wouldn't even think twice about that shot.
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>>220606120
oh there were subtle warning long before that
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>>220606202
He’s not black, it’s a jeet. They have decided to culturally appropriate the nig and now believe they are black on the internet.
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>>220606171
Saaar why I ceo getting bobs vagene unlike timmies
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>>220606120
Grok shoop zendaya's face onto finn the stormtrooper in that desert scene from Force Awakens
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>>220606120
The resemblance is uncanny.
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>>220606879
What killed the franchise is the abundance of mediocre shows they put out after the trilogy, so that shot had nothing to do with it.
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>>220606806
It was worth it. TLJ is a literal warcrime.
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>>220606908
>I don't see how that kills the franchise.
Retard. How would it help the franchise if black simps thought Disney was le raysis?
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>>220606910
Lando was a total bro who went above and beyond to rescue Han and redeem himself for what he did in Empire. Windu was a cunt who kickstarted the purge of his own order. Finn was a literal minstrel later reduced to just shouting REEEEEEEEEEEY all the time.
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>>220606958
>after the trilogy
Nice try
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>>220606120
>>220607007
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Boyega had nothing to do with it. In fact he was the only good part about the shitty movie. They completely wasted his character because asia throws tantrums. The sequels had way more issues than Boyega triggering chuds
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>>220606910
Boyega's sudden negrosity caused quite a stirr.
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>>220607027
>he was the only good part
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>>220606796
People wanted to see if the film was good DESPITE the nignog. They desperately wanted good Star Wars again.

These movies making bank at the box office isn't what Disney wants from them, making bank is merely a signal that the IP is profitable, which sets into motion all the other parts of Disney's empire making toys, building attractions at theme parks, doing themed cruises and hotels, etc. And all of those things, literally every single one, in relation to the sequels, totally failed, and cost Disney far more money than the movies earned. Disney broke even on their purchase of the franchise, but they've seen shockingly little actual profit from it because they squandered every bit of goodwill they had just to break even.
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>>220607043
Yes, on this board. Nobody in the real world cared. Same goes for the purple haired woman in TLJ.
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>>220606991
So that shot did nothing to kill the franchise, why are you still arguing about this?
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>>220607026
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit they heeeea
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>>220607081
This is cope. Reminder that the first movie that bombed was Solo and Boyega wasn't even in it. I know you desperately want to blame le dump ape man, but that's just not it, my dude.
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>>220606120
THIS is kino and digestible to people but an alien protagonist with a real speaking role would be too weird, is that right?
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>>220607095
>Nobody in the real world cared.
Definitely.
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>>220606796
God I wish daisy would scrape my cock with those chompers
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>>220607129
>China
>Real world
Oh Anon...
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>>220607095
>>220607129
Owned.
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>>220607010
Abrams was setting up this absolute chimp as Rey's love interest. Or - more likely - Kennedy demanded it; so Abrams ((passive-aggressively)) let Boyega play Finn as he pleased.
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>>220607160
Retreating into smugness this early?
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>>220606806
>don't judge a book by its cover
>ugliest characters are also the worst ones
>purple hair is awful character too
What did Disney mean by this?
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>>220607123
I didn't blame Boyega for anything. You can't even address my points so you invent easier ones to argue against.
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>>220607129
Wait the nigger has a lightsaber too? They made him a Stormtrooper AND a Jedi?
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>>220606120
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>>220607027
The only good part was Kylo Ren, and what sucks is his fans are all just gays who want to give blow jobs to le attainable Lena Dunham boyfriend actor. His cult of worship around Vader is a really good idea.
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>>220607007
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>>220607244
>OOOHH! OOOHH!! AAAAHH!! AAAAAHH!! AAAAHHHH!!
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>>220607125
Haven't seen this one for ages kek
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>>220606614
quintessentially ugly.
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>>220607244
AWW LAWD SNOKE, MASSA LUKE, Y'ALL FINNA MAKE ME SQWERT
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>>220607026
there's no reason they put this in the movie other than ragebait
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>>220607125
kek
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>>220607281
gross
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>>220606120
Finn could have been a cool character if they went with the "force sensitive storm trooper" angle
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>>220606120
>mfw this nigger also killed the pacific rim cinematic universe
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>>220607173
The real reason is Ridley's family is old money type rich. They wouldn't want that chimp anywhere near her.
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>>220607403
Mace Windu plapped a galactic sistah before getting killed, his son is Finn Windu, Jedi Massa
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>>220606767
use number of tickets sold as your metric & get back to me with real numbers
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>>220607403
>Finn could have been a cool character if they went with the "force sensitive storm trooper" angle
Yes, it's well known that black stormtroopers have natural force, due to their force-twitch muscle fibers.
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>>220607469
Tell that to Kanjiklub
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>>220606874
can we be frens?
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>>220606832
bring me back senpai
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>>220606983
This killed more the franchise than that one shot of Finn. At least the idea of the troopers being individuals with their own stories was interesting and appealing. This, you knew it was going to be zero plot, zero commitment, 100% their politics.
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>>220606958
wrong. TLJ killed the franchise
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>>220606202
Billy Dee Williams was a handsome man!
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>>220607612
he still looks great, especially for being 89
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>>220607609
No that would be RotJ
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>>220606120
Haha I remember my excitement slowly fading when I saw him and then the inevitable grrlboss shots.
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>the scene that single-handedly crashed a multibillion dollar franchise with no survivors
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>>220606171
N
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>>220606120
He also ruined Pacific Rim
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>>220606120
HEY WHERE ARE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?
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>>220606796
With inflation this crazy its like bragging about being a billionaire in zimbabwe
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>>220608107
Damn, you're right, it's exactly like that!
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>>220606202
That part
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>>220606874
This makes me kek evrytime
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>>220607591
The only thing it killed was this board. Ever since this happened, the board has gotten completely obsessed with black people and spam the catalog every time another one appears in a movie.
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>>220608181
>Kneel Armstrong
Ok this one is objectively funny and come on now.
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>>220607125
upvoting for visibility
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>>220607354
i prefer the skyrim "location discovered" version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mDujIVXR0o
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the sequels were better than the prequels
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>>220607840
blazing saddles had more nuanced racial commentary in one gag than disney managed in an entire trilogy

at least mel brooks knew it was a joke instead of pretending it was “progress” while selling funko pops
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>>220606120
Nah, that was fine actually .

The story I what killed the franchise
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>>220607027
yeah a ton of people were interested in a rogue stormtrooper back in the day.
alas boyega quickly killed any sympathy the fandom had for him when he started blaming the timmy fans for his movie role being shit.
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Why did they start the whole fucking sequel trilogy with the one shot that makes him look like a racial caricature?????????
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>>220606614
He literally looks like a gorilla here lmao
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>>220608246
lel
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>>220607612
He and Samuel L Jackson are black men. John Oogabooga is a nigger.
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>>220608169
Seeing Paapa Essiedu for the first time in Harry Potter was the shock of my life.

I was so hyped for the HBO reboot that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I scrolled past a Harry Potter thread on /tv/ and caught a small glimpse of a wizard or a witch, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of HP with an entirely open mind, as pure as an HDMI virgin. When the show premiered I knew Hermoine was a pajeet (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were gay now.

When Essiedu first brushed back his hair weave and revealed himself to the camera, I let out an audible gasp. Everyone else at the watch party looked at me like I was a muggle, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in the Wizarding World. A Fantastic Beast with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Slytherin prefect lips.

Oftentimes TV studios will soften the blow by casting Will Smith or Idris Elba... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a Half-Blood coal black Death Eater nigger, blown up forty inches high on an OLED screen.

I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the party seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.

Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of trailers and AI YouTube Shorts. Their minds had been so enchanted that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as this "Magical Negro" (missing only a dragon bone in his nose) besmirched the Hogwarts faculty.

Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Harry Potter died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty wand-chucker appeared and revealed his Siriusly-Black face.
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>>220606120
this nigga zesty
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>>220608169
>Laughing at the same unfunny jokes over and over again
Why are chuds so simple minded?
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>>220608858
>Boycott this show or you're transphobic
>If you boycott this show because of Black Snape, you're racist
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Why is he built like this?
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>>220607446
I'm that anon and am Jewish. You may be right but you also may be underestimating our tribe's disdain for the Schwartzers.
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>>220607811
What even is this response? Is this supposed to upset?
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>>220609241
He's trans
Not sure if that matters
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>>220607007
>a CIS lord?
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>>220609241
>tfw i have this body type
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>>220606958
This is some of the most pathetic cope I've ever seen
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>>220609241
So this is why the sequel trilogy went pear-shaped.
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>>220606171
Why do jeets smell like shit, no matter how much they shower?
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Most of the indians/newfags on here weren't even here when this screenshot was spammed non-stop and the entire catalog was filled with it. That's how turbonewfag most of /tv/ is now. Indians who just got access to the internet since covid. I'm so glad these 3rd worlders didn't have access to the internet during the L O S T days.
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>>220606832
>jesus camp

God Good I am so old
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>>220608140
Right
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>>220609948
But it's true. If any of the movies killed Star Wars, those shows wouldn't even exist.
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pretty sure Luke throwing away his lightsaber was what killed the franchse
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>>220611278
… anon streaming platforms don’t have to release viewership numbers.
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>>220606171
You're not white? lol
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>>220606171
>all the seething timmies in the replies
kek



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