jonerys status ?
> That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly. The last time, as the sun was coming up, she used her mouth to make him hard again, as Doreah had taught her long ago, then rode him so wildly that his wound began to bleed again, and for one sweet heartbeat she could not tell whether he was inside of her, or her inside of him.> But when the sun rose upon her wedding day so did Daario Naharis, donning his clothes and buckling on his sword belt with its gleaming golden wantons. “Where are you going?” Dany asked him. “I forbid you to make a sortie today.”> “My queen is cruel,” her captain said. “If I cannot slay your foes, how shall I amuse myself whilst you are being wed?”> “By nightfall I shall have no foes.”> “It is only dawn, sweet queen. The day is long. Time enough for one last sortie. I will bring you back the head of Brown Ben Plumm for a wedding gift.”> “No heads,” Dany insisted. “Once you brought me flowers.”> “Let Hizdahr bring you flowers. He is not one to stoop and pluck a dandelion, true, but he has servants who will be pleased to do it for him. Do I have your leave to go?”> “No.” She wanted him to stay and hold her. One day he will go and not return, she thought. One day some archer will put an arrow through his chest, or ten men will fall on him with spears and swords and axes, ten would-be heroes. Five of them would die, but that would not make her grief easier to bear. One day I will lose him, as I lost my sun-and-stars. But please gods, not today. “Come back to bed and kiss me.” No one had ever kissed her like Daario Naharis. “I am your queen, and I command you to fuck me.”> She had meant it playfully, but Daario’s eyes hardened at her words. “Fucking queens is king’s work. Your noble Hizdahr can attend to that, once you’re wed. And if he proves to be too highborn for such sweaty work, he has servants who will be pleased to do that for him as well. Or perhaps you can call the Dornish
>>220608204Confirmed
What is the significance of Renly bringing a peach to Stannis and Jorah bringing a peach to Daenerys in the same book?
>>220608359Renly, on some level, wanted to submit to Stannis, to offer his peach. But was prevented from doing so by his pride.
>>220608338how is george supposed to make them cute soulmates after making dany such a whore in adwd ??
>>220608951The same way he made Daemon and Rhaenyra soulmates despite one being a psycho and the other an irredeemable whore.
>>220608951she would command Jon to fuck her and he will obey
>>220608204egg is icsh
>You will never premature ejaculate inside Emilia Clarke as she holds you and says it's fine and flattering
Show went to shit when they killed off crabfeeder
>>220610428No big loss, she's far too old and has actual brain damage now.
>>220610551I'd still cum in her in 2 seconds flat
>>220610612i want to fugg you
Was he woooing Vermithor?https://youtu.be/yrElaGLsa9c
>>220610612green > black
>>220610747i wonder what it feels like to have sex with a dragon
>>220608951Believe it or not people can have sex and also feel love
>>220610881
>>220610974>We're led to believe Daemon can't get it up unless the girl looks valyrian(at least until they turned mysaria from lyseni to yitian)>Aegon was the one raping valyrian girls all along
>>220610747it's so cool to think of Daemon being a true dragon autist and knows Vermithor is just doing something similar to a threat display and that he's not actually in danger, but a part of him still knows to be super careful. Insane they could come up with kino like this in s1 but s2 feels like a completely different show almost
>>220610428
>>220611503The loremasters would've pointed out that Vermithor knows Daemon since he was a kid and wouldn't have eaten him, still his presence isn't welcome in his lair bloodmagic chant or not.
>>220610974>lowly kitchen wench gets the chance to sleep with the cute and gentle 5’6 teenage crown prince, probably gets fucked by her dad and the pox ridden stable boy every day so it’s not like it’s her first time >its just sooooooo horrible that she snots and cries and shits her self and has a panic attack These writers understand neither female psychology nor medieval norms
>>220608204TAOOBA!
There has got to be some kind of case study on characters who were made to be hated actually ending up being the most well liked.
>here's that 14 year-old boy i was telling you about
>>220612069I think in season 2 it was an intentional backtrack from season 1 aegon because they realized he was simply too shit in s1
poppa bear?
>>220610282Hot.
>mfw people complain about the boys finale
lol this is a character from the show
>>220608338>had her every way a man can have a womanTarg crust status?
>>220610551Too old for children, still young enough to be attractive
>tfw no red head scottish wifeMr. Kit literally won.
>>220610415luke is icsh
>>220608338Women will always prefer scum over righteous men. If anything, it demonstrates incels to be a patrician overclass.
Who will they cast as Daemon II Blackfyre in Dunk & Egg S03?
>>220614964Dany was Bent, Bowed and Crust BrokenJust like Elia Martell
>>220616900>SAAR! Please be accepting my AI slop SAAR!!!
>>220614964>>220616972Memes aside, does that imply they had anal or its just the ways dany knew ? (This happens from her pov after all)
>>220617146I think we can safely assume anal, armpit, back of the knee, etc.
POPPA BEAR!
>>220618785greenfags are literal faggots
he was the only good guy in that roomwhy did this show try so hard to make him look evil when he was 100% in the right
>>220618936>2nd son gets all uppity and can't read the roommany such cases
....semoc eH
>>220611659weren't royal servants usually sourced from nobility as a way of showing favour?
>>220619737!on ,on ,oN
>>220620008She clearly looks Valyrian so it's kinda implied she's probably dragonseed from Dragonstone and they tended to treat those better than regular smallfolk cause they're basically distant family.
>>220620141>She clearly looks Valyriani think the inbred look is just a brit thing
>>220611659if she got pregnant it would put a huge target on her and her child dummy, not to mention the societal shame or risks of childbirth
most people don't realize but fatman is cleary going to have jorah killed by jon, right ? or at very least get killed by dany while trying to kill jonby the end of books jon will have everything jorah has always dreamed of:>his father's love and respect>his family legenday sword>dany's loveand given how jorah treats tyrion he probably despises bastards as wellimagine when he finds out a bastard cucked him this hard
>>220620170nah she cute and valyrian
>>220620335>they left aegon alone with this and were surprised they fugged
>>220610612NOO YOU MUST HATE HIM, LOOK HE RAPED A MAID HATE HIM NOW. LOVE THE GIRLS IN THIS SHOW BUT HATE HIM, HE IS EVIL!!!
>>220616900>that sword
>>220618936Too uppity for his own good.
>>220620725ThisHe should have left the niece-fucking Timmy alone
>>220611659t. would offer his bussy to fag noble to advance in the world
>>220618856blackfags are allegorical faggots
>>220622807Also literal fagsBlacks are for women, homos, minorities, etcMost Jewish faction in ASOIAF
bear poppa ...
>>220622683He's griffith pilled
>>220618936>only good gu-ACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSxlo9LtodM
>>220610551>no big lossIf you’re a flaming faggot.
>>220624669Dark Sister slayed that dark brotha.
>>220620266Imagine anyone picking Kit Harrington over Iain Glen. Would never happen in a million years.
>>220620170>inbred britShe looks extremely Finnish.
Blackfags, what’s it like to Stan something that was cool for exactly 1 week and then became gay and lame overnight? Describe that whiplash, was it embarrassing for you?
Tyrion is my favorite character.I don't mean Bronn's employer, I mean Bronn's son.
>>220624825I don't know, I don't "stan" anything because I'm not a morbidly obese lobotomite.
>>220610974>just shagged king aegon
>>220624793This is still accurate.
>>220625040>Became famous in spite of questionable acting talent>Bagged a cutie redhead wife from set>Spends half the time vacationing in ItalyKit won
>>220625071>becomes alcoholic and gets tired of snow role>later realizes that it was his income and tries to come back and pitch show to HBO>HBO tells him to fuck offKek
>>220625136He's a balding alcoholic manlet.
>>220625071he also fucked emilia which later on ended up damaging the show because when jon and dany became a couple his wife was constantly on set to make sure kit and emilia weren't getting a little too much into their roles and made they both uncomfortable to film the romantic scenes
>>220625136lfmao
Sex with Emilia Clarke
>>220625445Based Leslie
>>220625588leslie is a big cuck thohe reportedly cheated on her many times with prostitutesbefore marrying he went to a hotel with a whore and she recorded him naked and high asf in the hotel bed
>>220608342I wonder how much starbucks paid for this
>>220626060Cringe KitWhat a retard
>>220608338>Daario had her every way a man can have a womanobviously: hands, mouth, pussy, assbut also: ears? feet? thighs?
>>220624815Post a Finn
>>220626060Whore went to prison for it tho lol
>>220618936
>>220620008>weren't royal servants usually sourced from nobility as a way of showing favour?Sure, as a page or cup bearer but not scullery maids scrubbing pots and pans.
>>220618936say it
>>220620266
>>220626718We.. We wuz kangz in awld Velyria when you Targaryanz wuz mucking dragonshit in caves and sheeit.
>>220625040>>220625071He's literally a noble nepobabby.
>>220625588>pancake tits>BasedNo.
>>220626807>fear our tremors
>>220625136They actually revived his pitch.
>>220626894>Beyond the Wall but it's an entire seriesHoTDsissies, are you team Thenn or theam Hornfoot?
>>220626390>assI doubt it, this is basically meme but I'm pretty sure george meant only the conventional ways dany knewits just george sucks at making sex scenes and they end up more confusing than sexy
>>220626829It's fine, you can leaver her to me
>>220626993Daario Naharis is a enormous pervert. He is, in essence, this person https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUFidVw66Mo Safe to say that he introduced her to more than a few nonconvential ways and paraphilias.
>>220626960>cavemen in a howling arctic wildernessWhat would the show even be about?
how do you feel about jon being with dany after daario already had her every way a man can have a woman ?
>>220627327Honestly, dany being barren and incapable of having heirs bothers me much more than dany not being a pure virgin
>>220627411When you think about it dany is already mad. Who becomes a conquerer knowing you’ll have no heirs to inherit your kingdom. At that point you just want to burn shit
>>220628671True
>>220628671False
>>220627267Strong women riding ice dragons and lezzing out
>>220616674season 1 bran is icsh
>>220628671Very mad
what if Jon fucks Daenerys because he knows he won't sire a bastard but she ends up pregnant anyways.. there was that line in the show where he suggests that maybe she shouldn't trust the words of a Mirri
>>220627411dany is not barren, she literally gets a miscarriage from dehydration at end of adwd and following her rule of three she will get pregnant again by the end of the seriesthe show strongly teases that and jon straight up call it bs and tells dany she's retard for believing what a random witch says I'm pretty sure dany being pregnant was the original plan for season 8 and what martin told them but they changed it to the mad queen plot
>>220632770Yeah it's kinda obvious jon and dany will have a kid in the booksdany thinking she will never hold a daughter of her own is a foreshadow to her having a daughterjon thinking he will never have children because he don't wants to bring a bastard into the world if a foreshadow to him fathering a bastardtheir romance is set to happen amidst the long night they won't have time to have an official marriage, I think dany will survive long night but end up going back to essos and their daughter will only be shown in the epilogue
>>220633031the fanfic you people invent is hilarious
>>220633046>someday the other moon and sun will kiss and dragons will be born again>look behind you, lord snow, the moon will kiss youyeah, fanfic, sure
>>220628671Sometimes you just want to make the entire world shit their pants over the cool living nukes you've acquired against all odds. "The world" being the Westerosi fucking shits who exiled you into the ass end of nowhere, raped and murdered your entire dynasty and mindbroke your brother into becoming a bitter incel. Then you liberate a city or two along the way and suddenly it's your whole identity.
>>220633077alt shift x is the worst thing to ever happen to this franchise
>>220633787love it when retards here runs out of arguments and have to resort to shit like that
>>220633787nah he's alright, a bit cringe but quality content
>>220633763>You got moves cutie, wanna see my Lego Valyria set?
>>220633763>be beautiful woman >decide to troon out and say you're "nonbinary" instead crazy how it happened twice in the same show
>>220633877
>>220633917the hag rhaenyra actor probably groomed emily after seeing how men liked a pretty girl
>>220634322jeor mormont
>>220627267Some jerk rich kid is threatening to sell Crastor's Keep and turn it into a multi-million dollar resort and the only way Jon can stop it is by beating him racing down the double black off of the Fist of The First Men.Season ends on a cliffhanger that the rich kid's dad is actually Cold Hands.
>>220632815Sorry which prophecy are you Snowing to make this make sense?Does three mounts actually mean three MOUNDtsssssss or something?
>>220633077Something something the Sun's son.Something something NOTHING relating Dany to the moon throughout the entire series.
>daemons wife’s kid from another marriage is killed>gets really really angry about and takes it very personally Damn that cuck really loved his bastard step kid
>>220635339>not fighting for your wife's sonyou'll never be part of the tribe now, anon
>Please Tyrion, I'll do anything!>I'll fucking suck your dick!>You want me to eat your shit?>I'll eat your fucking shit in front of the sept of Baelor!!
>>220636415He deserved far worse than dying in the shitter.
>>220636857why?
>>220636887For burning the Riverlands and sacking Kingslanding
>>220636930oh lolthose places are for subhumans tho
>>220636959The only subhuman is the one smelling like turds during his own funeral lmao
>>220636415>Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold.Bravo, Gurm
>>220637015aka tens of thousands of riverlanders kek
>>220636930>>220636959Why does /got/ hate King's Landing people so much?
>>220637113
>>220617146>>220617382What I want to know is if at any point Dany had double penetrations.
>>220637113They need a way to justify liking objectively evil characters who massacre smallfolk and calling them subhumans who deserved it is their preferred way of doing it.
>>220637132I guess Tywin did nothing wrong.
>>220637113They did eat Tyrek while a horse
>>220637164Not our fault that literally almost every time we get a close up of the people of kings landing they’re portrayed as animals.
>>220637488Umm, ok? Tywin is objectively evil.
>>220625534Fuck you she's my mom only I can commit incest
>>220637558And kings landing is objectively a shit hole filled with scum who do to each other what Tywin did on a daily basis.
>>220637113Because Aegon didn’t land on kings landing, kings landing landed on us
