Is she autistic?
feet
>>220609500No, just Jewish
Worse, she's a woman.
I wonder how many of Harvey's turds she ate
>>220609500She's just a shejew.
I'm sure actors and actresses just get dragged to shit they don't understand to promote things all the time. They'd probably always look that confused if they didn't learn to hide it
what a slut she's not even wearing a bra
I was one trillion percent sure she would kiss the guy that leaned into her to whisperThen she'll turn completely red, and run away, leaving the guy bamboozledMy mind makes a better anime than real life why
>>220609500That's more eye contact than I make in a month, so I doubt it
>>220609523why are jews so neurotic?
>Is she autistic?Yes.
>>220609668repeat genocide makes a people neurotic
>>220609500Based Padmé
>>2206096774chuds tell me white women don't know how to act cute but Natalie is in her 40s and still acts like a cute little girl
>>220609500Only on Tuesdays
Stupid jew.
>>220609677>>220609500i dont get itwhy is she acting like she needs to pee real bad
>all these antisemitic chud bigots
>>220609668they grew up with jews
>>220609623She was showing incredible restraint for not putting her hands up or making a repulsive expression. Pure masterclass in stoicism and good nature. I could see someone else flipping out.
>>220609500>>220609677Midge
>>220609820Anon I think you're the autistic one here
>>220609677this is an on purpose joke, like she was stealing the medal.
>tfw no autistic qt girlfriend
women can't be autistic
>>220609913You are on the spectrum if you think its okay to get that close to an attractive girl to whisper anything. You have absolutely had a girl jerk away from you and make a eww face if you don't see it.
>>220609500
>>220610768conceptualize the aroma
>>220610778https://youtu.be/xyVzIhtRRHY?si=UOj8rIo93Y8-LyJV!!!FACT!!!
>>220609500discount Kiera Knightley
>>220609500She's probably looking out for crazy attack fans. Situational awareness. She probably learned Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and is itching to use it.
>>220610983She let that guy get inches from her face.
>>220611008I bet he got a nice sniff of her shlag
>>220611008He's allowed. They are all there together after all. If there were random people about, there would be some kind of barrier or they would be moving quickly with big security guys.
>>220609668
>>220609500This is good. Ever see a group of boomers blocking up foot traffic having a conversation in a restaurant or grocery store or in the middle of the road or on the sidewalk like they are the most important people in the world?If you look all around all the time, you probably won't be in someone's way.
>>220609500this: >>220609523TKD, they are cancer!
>>220610533This. Autistic girls are a miracle of the universe!
>>220610768>>220610845least insane namefag
>>220610849natalie Portman is Keira Knightley in blackface
No but her kid will be>Natalie Portman will be 45 years old when she gives birth to her third child.
>>220609516fpbp
>>220612033me in the green shirt
>>220612033
>>220611942The latest science says eggs are good forever and any defects are more likely from ugly, old sperm. It doesn't seem right to me but why would they lie?
sneed
>>220612153Do Jewesses really lay eggs?
>>220609500No. She's Netalie Hershlag.
>>220612235cute name
I once saw her in LA. She was wearing some kind of pajama set and I'm pretty sure there was either a pee or poo stain on the pajama bottom's back side.
>>220612290That was probably just homeless crackhead that you saw. Don't worry Spencer Pratt (The Hills) will save your city from evil Mayor Bass.
>>220612358who is spender pratt
>>220612358No it was her, I think she just had a buttplug in and it started leaking shit and lube down her pajamas
>>220612503so was it pee or poo and lube
>>220612521bro look at the fucking unit behind her, has entire fupa sticking out
>>220612542That's my mom
>>220612521Where do I sign up to become one of the ghostbusters protecting Nat?
>>220609500She looks like one of those abused wives looking for her husband to see how she should be acting and where she should be standing. Like at any minute a corrective fist is expected to reign down upon her.
>>220612534peepoobe
>>220612616>tfw no Natalie wife to beat up and perform corrective rape on( ._.)
>>220612563>protectingThey were trying to catch her, dumbass. Why do you think she was so nervous?
>>220612657Natalie is not a ghostBut I would like to bust in her :)
Tmorrow the world will find out that Natalie has accepted Islam, Alhamdulillah
>>220612842Finally!
I know very successful women who act like this. Disoriented, as if they are little girls overwhelmed by stimulation. But this is isolated to the younger generations.
>>220612714>Natalie is not a ghostThen explain her vanishing career.
>>220609500She likes spinning
>>220612905You want her to move like a robot, fucko.
>>220609500just looks like anxiety/discomfort
her face, proportions, and fashion sense really give the illusion she's much taller than she actually is, when she's only 5'3"insane
>>220609500>Is she autistic?All women are; but they get away with it because people want to fuck them.
>>220609500jewish dna carry an insane levels of schizophrenia
>>220613245It's a good trick
>>220609500she just doesn't want any of the poors to breathe on her
>>220613404or it could be the camera angle, tight zoom onto her.
>>220611322>>220610533They’re annoying retards.
>>220609500yes, and that's cute
>>220612521Damn she looks so hot here her tits look great
>>220609500never found her attractive. her lookalike is much cuter
>>220612521She peaked here
>>220610768>>220610845Is your namefag a reference to Crispin Glover's character in the Charlie's Angels movie?
>>220611942fat bitch
>>220612033>>220612099>>220612224
whats with all the 'schlag posting of late?
>>220609500>Is she autistic?YES.
>>220616336feetfags are so funny.(but hey, I don't judge)
>>220612033>>220612099>>220612224Absolute perfection.
>>220616881I'm not a footfag, in the sense that I don't get any sexual pleasure from looking at feet, but you have to admit, a nice pair of feet is exceptionally pleasing to look at.
Moby took her virginity
>>220612542I have watched that webm hundreds of times over the years and not once have I ever noticed that fat hog back there
>>220616799She's /tv/'s common law mommy wife
>>220609500>>220611942>she's pregnant againIt's just too fucking hot to think about how she's still getting regularly creampied in 2026 (being 44 and already having 2 children)
>>220617536haha at her age i bet the probability of getting pregnant is pretty low so she probably forced her boyfriend to cum multiple times inside her every night for months on end
>>220617125>>220616336>>220612224>>220612099>>220612033Based anons
>>220617676FUUUUUUUUUCKKK
>>220609500is it the "don't look at the camera" training from an early age that has made her so averse?>>220617212that bald freak claims he slept with every woman in hollyshit
>>220617536Do you think she's going to do these kinds of photoshoots again?
>>220617813jesus christ
do u think natalee gets angry sometimes because she's jewish but didnt get the khazar milkers
>>220617990she did have some bouncy milkers in her prime but after that she became flat as a board
>>220618061>>220617990>not liking FlatalieAbsolute plebs
>>220617813Please tell me there's more of this
>>220617990>do u think natalee gets angry sometimes because she's jewishYes.
>>220609500why did he whisper 'porthole' and she nodded?
>>220618102Reminder: she was wearing literally nothing under this dress
>>220618061>we're curing cancer, right?
>>220618102>>220618149>This image shows Natalie Portman at the premiere of her film Lucy in the Sky on September 25, 2019, in Los Angeles.she did this in winter, imagine how hard her nips must have been in the cold
eh? eh?
>>220618325Evian?
herschlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>220609677I would be a happier man if I didn't know she's a jew.
>>220618452She's not. Her name is Natalie. Natalie means Christmas Day.
>>220618347couldn't usefully say, bruh, although that doesn't look like Evian as it's sold in my corner of the world
>>220609677Hadn't seen this before. Almost ridiculously cute.
>>220618347>>220618498
>>220612536Never had Dat Fass down as a sweaty cokehead but it’s painfully obvious here.
>>220618149>tfw ywn be close enough to high heel wearing natalie that you "accidentally" trip in front of her and fall down close enough to her feet so that you can get a whiff of her sweaty toesjdimsa
>>220618582They're filming a movie, Anon
>>220617212The post he did where he’s like “We dated, I don’t know why she’s saying we didn’t but we definitely did I swear” is the funniest shit.
WELL IF WE'RE SHOWING our appreciation I'd just like to add this one. Love how she looks here.
>>220612536
>>220618588
>>220618617uhhhhhohhhhh tummy
>>220618606Seems unlikely as we don’t discuss movies here.
>>220618630I'm confident it reflects only discredit on me but I honestly can't recall her ever looking so busty anywhere else.
>>220618617>"a pony, Natalie! a pony!"
>>220618638It's called Song to Song. Same movie as this one >>220618617Natalie plays a hot waitress who gets seduced by Fassbender's character, who's a druggie music producer and who makes Natalie's character addicted as well and forces her to do lewd things until she finally kills herself :(The movie also has /tv/ favorites Ryan Gosling and Rooney Mara.
>>220609668It’s all the neuroses
>>220618638
>>220618657Push up bra doing a lot of work for her
>>220618622Kardashian?
>>220618617why does she look so disgusted
>>220618737Because she spotted you.
>>220609668She has 2 personalities....
>>220609820
>>220618786Did she know?
>>220612290>>220612503Can we ban india please?
>>220618942Hot take but Nat is one of the most beautiful women of all time
>>220619002how is that a fucking hot take
>>220617700her toes are almost as cute as her
>>220619031Because yesterday the temperature was 97 degrees and today it's going to be the same
>>220619035
here's an actual hot take: she hit the wall hard right after whatever age she was here >>220618942
According to all of you, she was supposed to succeed Portman. What happened?
>>220618617>no girl will ever look at you like thiswhy even ____ bretheren
>>220619117low temperature take because the webm in the OP is from a few months ago and she looks just as pretty>>220619120bong genes innit
>>220618708I'm absolutely certain you're right but I've never been able to mind.
>>220619126>no girl will ever look at you with an expression of pure disgustr u sure
>>220619143>anon claims girls look at himr u shore
>>220619117bless you anon, I'm almost crying with laughter at this squirrel character
>>220619135You can clearly see it's a bra lifting her shirt up slightlyAlso this was after her first kid so she had some milk in her duds
>>220618737
>I missed the Hershlag thread
>>220619170You're an exactingly dirty sod, anon, but as one myself I'm in no position to sermonise.
>>220619196I'm just impressed by that tight tummy after a pregnancy
>>220619215>>220619176kek, nat's like>malick if you make me dance in another wheat field for the 47th time today, i swear..
>>220619155> this squirrel character
uh oh janny woke upbye natbros
>>220619215In our divergent ways we're saying the same thing. Also she was *such* a sexy preggo I really should have posted one of her in that state but I figure this'll do.
>>220619274>>220619274>Also she was *such* a sexy preggo I really should have posted one of her in that stateI will help you based HerschChadWe need to start preparing for the new preggo pics
>>220619274>she was *such* a sexy preggothis
>>220619301>>220619311*sigh*Here we go
>>220619301oh fuck, I posted >>220619311 but yours is nicer
>>220619332Thanks but I was looking for this one. Nat's balance game is on point.
She’s has handlers since she was a kid. Natalie has not lived a single day of real life. Of course she acts like that.
>>220610601agreed. if anybody gets that close to my face, i'm backing away immediately and never going too close to them again.
>>220619367It's this.
I just saved every single Natalie pic in this thread
>>220619446me fucking too bro, at least the ones I didn't already have. I love hershlag threads bros
>>220619446>>220619503Based anonsOP here, I'm surprised this thread is still upIf it gets nuked, should I make a thread on /s/ or /b/?
>>220619351>>220619351there's another one in which she smiles while supporting her belly with her hands and I fucking swear...but then again it'd be ridiculous to pretend you don't know too
>>220619575>I'm surprised this thread is still upGood point. Ehrm...Natalie Portman received an Academy Award nomination for her performance in "Jackie"?!?!?!? I know, I know, calm yourselves.
>>220619677Is it this one?
>>220619736close, but not the one. I'm right now frantically trying to find it and getting sour at (i) failing and (ii) having to submit an alamy picture
>>220619807>having to submit an alamy pictureI wouldn't beat myself up too much.
>>220619807Or this one? Both hands holding her belly.
Best fucking thread on /tv/ right now
>>220619853not *quite* it but so smokingly, compellingly sexy it may as well be(seriously though, in the one I'm looking for she's doing that and smiling so radiantly you could saw my head off and I wouldn't notice)
>>220619901>you could saw my head off and I wouldn't noticeYou're being such a massive arse, anon, but I'm in no position to fault you for it.
>>220619901Well shit I thought I had all the pictures there were of her in that dress
>>220612521damn she was hot in her days
>>220619976She looks weird as a blondeJessica Alba effect
>>220619953we gave of our best for /tv/ and no man dare say otherwise
>>220620002>>220620005Blondeshlagmind
>>220620002True. Brown hair Nat is best Nat. I think this is her natural hair color.
>>220616241Yep and been using it since 2003!!!FACT!!!
Natalie is like 90% face. I can’t find her sexually desirable. She gives me sister vibes. And not in a hot step sis way.
>>220620265Nah she has god tier feet, thighs and pitsAnd a nice butt tooOnly lacking in the breast department
>>220611322Good job ruining the thread by posting this potato with fetal alcohol syndrome
>>220618622What an absolute lad.
Daily reminder that this scene was improvised by Natalie
>>220620265i used to be like you oncei thought she was midbut now she's my idea of the perfect woman
>>220620728>>220620829
>>220609500one of the few cute jews
>>220620728He got paid millions to do this btw
>>220621720It was a Terrence Malick movie, he probably got some grass seeds and a book on Heidegger
autosaged to death bros, it's been nice
>>220622033Making a new thread on /s/ bros, let's go
>>220622033>>220622105>>>/s/22421214
