star trek sex with shran

star trek touching platonic friendship with spock

rememeber that time the doctor went insane because he saved harry instead of saving that random cute ensign?
what was the deal with the 4 crewman standing by in sickbay when they beamed in? i thought sickbay was just the doctor and tom after kes leaves.

>>220609821
OP is referring to stale memes.

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They are going to announce the return of old trek soon I can feel it.

>>220609882
Remember when they said the incident happened before Seven of Nine came aboard so it was during Season 3 but Kes was the nurse back then not Tom

>>220609882
Why is the EMH not built to duplicate itself in emergencies
That’s the whole reason it exists, for mass casualty events

ass to pussy and back again

>>220609821
I admire your dedication if not the sentiment

>>220609951
there is nothing to be gained from more streaming series. peeplus can be carried by sports now that they have UFC.
film in theater is the next step and it will probably be another lame TOS reboot.

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Explain to me how this episode depicts harmful racist stereotypes.
The Ligonians are cultured, civilized, well-spoken, ceremonially driven.

>>220609951
I bet it will be adding an AI gimmick to TOS and TNG episodes. The next logical step since they can’t come up with new stories and characters that click with audiences.

>>220609989
tom was always assigned as backup for sickbay but yes kes would have been there to help.
>>220610003
the mistake was ever having holograms outside the holodeck. emh should be an android.

>>220610053
They are rude to women and violent (but at a rate still lower than the average for group of people they depict)

alright I'm watching the DS9 Racism episode now. So far it is a fun episode.

>>220610162
Racism isn't fun, anon.

>>220610030
It’s not just about Paramount +. They can get by on sports, Yellowstone, and Spongebob.
Paramount wants Star Trek to be a forever IP like Loony Tunes and Mickey Mouse. And as we were discussing a few threads ago, the CIA sees ST as a goldmine for social engineering. They’re not just going to let it die after a decade of regrettable streaming shows.

>>220610003
computing power is still a thing. he can teleport, doesn't need sleep, is directly interfaced with the ships medical database. Two EMH running at 50% or less efficiency and precision sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

>>220610183
I am not talking about the Racism. I'm talking about seeing all the DS9 characters in these old timey appearances.

>>220610162
one of the top rated episodes in all of trek for a reason. enjoy

I think people give way too much credit to nutrek when they call it social engineering or brainwashing or whatever. These are simply a bunch of retarded, disposable, forgettable shows made by a bunch of nobodies for the sole purpose of filling out a streaming service and keeping the investors happy.

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>>220609934
it's not a meme it's my heartfelt earnest ritual post

>>220610227
but the Trek formula is pretty hard to mess up.

I want to see how the Kelvin and Discovery/SNW timelines deal with the whale probe.

>>220610190
It would be one EMH, just multitasking. There’s no way triage uses that much cpu anyways

it's funny. These people have a formula blueprint to follow. They have to go out of their way to make new Trek bad.

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Bodycam footage has ruined this episode.

>>220610211
It’s a pretty shit premise, but it’s fun to see them out of makeup

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what was the deal with Colm Meany in that episode? i never understood what they were going for. his character just seems awkward and I can't tell if maybe he was trying to do an American accent and just failing really bad at it or what.

>>220610317

I'm relating a lot to this episode so far. This is uncanny stuff.

Couldn't they just download the Doctor to his mobile emitter and then run a backup EMH from the ship?

>>220610329
its a great premise if we go all in on it and make all of ds9 a 20th century schizo rant

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I wish I was in command of a starship bro's....

>>220610292
that one EMH is a marvel of precision engineering, all the points I made require immense computational power. An additional Holonurse would've been great but that's another good reason why not to make the EMH split, additional actors on set that cost money and the more EMH you bring in the more the same actor must act out the same scene differently again and again, costing money, time and extensive work from everyone on and off set for a gimmick that adds very little to the story.

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>>220610353
He’s me ((You))

Vulcan girls do not have an O face

I love Star Trek, I need Star Trek
https://youtu.be/-TBtp1ARBAo

>>220610390
Was this a dig at the Andy Weir kind of fans who just want to see aliens and lasers go pew pew?

>>220609821
star trek sex with wesley

>>220610374
I've been playing a lot of Rogue Trader lately. Totally different setting, of course, but you get your own ship complete with officers that sometimes attend briefings with you. For the parts taking place on the ship, it's fun to pretend I'm on a turbolift saying "Bridge" every time I return to the bridge.

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>>220610452
get in, losers, we're going on a Star Trek

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>>220610530
i am so fucking ready

>>220610266
>>220610309
They literally just don't know. They haven't even watched Star Trek. They admit it. They just get fed a few surface level pop culture ideas from Star Trek such as "science" and "diversity" and they throw them in a blender.

I relate to Sisko so much in this "One Little Ship" episode.

This is uncanny stuff.

https://youtu.be/fV8bKLHKLYI

>>220610559
>massive nerds dropping deep-cut lore references that clearly fly right over your head.
You're parroting YouTube grifters. Ironic that you're the one not watching Star Trek, huh?

>>220610621
fuck off faggot

>>220610621
>clicked random on memory alpha*
nta

>having a consultant go on memory alpha and mashing a bunch of "lore" together makes them massive nerds
lol
not even gonna (You) you

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>>220610522
good post, friend

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Bajor, home

A real Star Trek fan would not have said that Spock had an adopted human sister that he just kept secret all those years.
A real Star Trek fan would not have said that Gary 7, the Traveler and Wesley Crusher all belong to the same group of people.
A real Star Trek fan would know that Ten Forward is called that because it's located on Deck 10, forward section. Not named after a street address.
And that's just scratching the surface of retardation.

>>220610715
Shame about how lazy those stinkin' Cardies are.

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reminder the reckoning never came and the true prophets of bajor are still imprisoned in the fire caves by the time raping wormhole aliens.

>>220610666
Meant for >>220610621

>>220610730
A real Star Trek fan would not have said that Sisko never came back from the wormhole and left his pregnant wife and his son behind. Oh wait, they forgot that Kasidy was pregnant, too. A real Star Trek fan would have remembered this.

>>220610751
It’s never been disputed that the pah wraiths are the true gods of Bajor.

>>220610730
>>220610777
A real Star Trek fan would not have created a direct descendant of Khan Noonien Singh's bloodline and have her serve on the Enterprise alongside Spock and then have him conveniently forget.
A real Star Trek fan would not have done any of that retarded shit with the Klingons that they backpedaled on.
A real Star Trek fan would not have destroyed Romulus for no reason other than shock value and drama.
A real Star Trek fan would not have destroyed Kronos for no reason other than shock value and drama.

>>220610715
>Behold, 50 years of genocide

Alright, this 'One Little Ship' episode was emotional and I related to it a lot. One of my favorite episodes of DS9.

LOL this episode, man. Wow. At the end it just even gets more uncanny.

This is an intense episode.

>>220610894
The physics of it all doesn’t make sense

>>220610927
Physics is an illusion, brother bear.

>>220610384
Then why the fuck did he make a holographic consultant out of that cardassian war crimes doctor instead of just downloading the information the computer had on the guy?

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>>220610894
I enjoyed Worf's poem at the end
>This is a story of a little ship that took a little trip

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you just know if she was willing to murder bajoran bystanders she was willing to suck and fuck cardassians for the cause.

>>220610975
If you're just gonna questionfag go to an AI chatbot.

>>220611005
It is rather like DS9's answer to Rascals from TNG. Only thing I don't like about it is how it reduces the Jem'Hadar to a joke.

>>220611036
Don't tell me what to do you worthless shitbag.

>>220610975
Because that’s what a person would do (like Geordi LaForge did) and Kes told him he was a person in S1

>>220611010
Didn’t her boyfriend collaborate too?

>>220611005
Damn, I was mentioning the wrong episode. Paramount got it mixed up.

I was talking about "Far Beyond the Stars"

Lol.

Far Beyond the Stars is one of my favorite DS9 Episodes.

It's up there with House of Quark, Looking for Par'mach in all the wrong places, and Shadowplay.

>>220611149
I don’t care

>>220611124
No, he covered up kai opaka collaborating and took the blame instead of her

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>>220611124
it depends where you draw the line for Bareil. Odo was a full blown cardassian court officer, lmao

I want to explore the tellarites. Are they just ugnauts? They have no presence for a UFP they founded

>>220611248
>Humans - Humans
>Vulcans - Elves
>Andorians - Dark Elves
>Tellarites - Dwarves

>>220611220
some say the coverup was worse than the crime...

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>>220611248
they do frieght. if you need a metaphor they are dwarves. they arent worried about exploration or war so they dont come around often.

>>220611259
Ferrngi are dwarves

>>220611259
Romulans are the drow. Klingon orcs.

Cardassians are Sahuagin
Betazoid are Star Elves
Neelix is Kender

>>220611396
The kender like them young too?

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>>220611149
DS9 was quietly pumping out some of the best episodic sci-fi ever. When most of America was watching slop like Ally McBeal and Home Improvement. We took the 90’s and early 00’s for granted.

>>220611483
DS9 had a decent following while it aired. It was certainly less niche than other sci fi at the time.

>>220611526
I’m sure it did but I also heard they had to bring on Worf to save the ratings. The show was never going to be as newcomer friendly as TOS and TNG.

Riker liked Worf but Picard didn't really

>>220611596
Did you miss the parts where Picard risked his life for Worf in the Klingon capital?

>>220611566
They set out to make a show that would be the exact opposite of TNG (since they were gonna air alongside each other for a couple of years). Naturally, that turned a lot of people off, but it cultivated a good sized fanbase. Just nowhere near as big as TNG.

>>220611668
That was political

>>220611596
initially, yes. riker was pretty much the only one who didn't treat worf as a token or a nuisance, including worf himself who was still schizo torn due to his life story to that point. it took time and many adventures for the crew to grow together as a family. But yeah, I got the same impression from Picard at the start. Picard seemed generally unhappy with his crew assignment, buncha undisciplined kids with no sense of culture or manners.

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>>220611740
and don't get him started on that goddamn robot

>>220611756
Season 1 is so autistic and weird I can't help but like it. Uh oh that might trigger the schizo from last thread.

The enterprise was not lost. worf wanted to blow up the ship and run away. worf is a coward.

>>220611756
Data was the worst. imagine you get command of the flagship and your con officer is, on padd, a glorified robotic science experiment who doesn't understand culture, nuance or humor. someone at starfleet had a fucking laugh when they assigned Data to him, let's give the Shakespeare-quoting Earl Grey drinking proper gentleman larping as french the task of field testing a computer with hands.

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>>220611821
now youve taken the first step. the other steps we'll take together.

>>220611837
>Let’s put a potential WMD on our flagship with children onboard

>>220611894
The ship has 250 64-megaton FTL missiles and a giant antimatter reactor already.

>>220611894
despite all progress made, all suffering overcome, even star trek couldn't imagine a future where politicians aren't retarded.

I don't know why children on a starship triggers people so hard

>>220611837
ent D under picard is a shitshow.
the field promotions of geordi and wesley are an afront to everything star trek is suppose to stand for.

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>>220610715
Very nice

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i am a one issue voter

>>220611947
I like how it shows humans no longer care about their families living or dying, adopting a more cavalier attitude towards death in general. It makes the teleporters make sense finally.

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>destroys kevin spacey's career
>fades into obscurity

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i am a real star trek fan

>>220612098
The fuck was he doing at the party anyways
Fucking twinks

three episodes in on picard season 3
this is pretty good actually

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>>220612098
ironic, if spacey wasnt closted nobody would have cared.

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i guess we havent been very successful at getting through

>>220612140
it's retarded, like the rest of picard

>>220612221
all i care about is my enjoyment, but thank you for your unsolicited opinion anyways.

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>>220612283
You're enjoying things wrong.

>>220612315
that's not a thing

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>this is pretty good actually

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there he goes scheming again

>>220612283
>all i care about is my enjoyment
So you're just blogposting

>>220612381
> Screenshot 2026-05-20 at 04-07-31 Applying for 4chan Janitor_Moderator Roles - Google Gemini.png

2ez kek

I feel like they kept writing the Bajorans to be jews in Nazi Germany analogues but Berman had to keep being like no they’re their own thing until he just gave up. Like whenever they need the Bajorans to be a jew parallel they just ignore all the preceding lore and like the federation (Bajor) is apparently cool with pursuing friendly relations with the nazis, inviting them to the station, doing joint ventures, etc

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What is the Star Trek equivalent of AIPAC?

>>220612737
Vulcan

>>220612737
The Federation itself

>>220612852
star trek sex with tom and harry

Progressive sex with Flo

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>>220612072
Yes

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>>220609803
today is a good day for a funfact: the Kronos One was the model of the Klingon ship used in ST1 the motion picture, with some gold details and new colors added

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>>220613712

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>>220613733

Motion control photography my beloved

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Good morning, Captain

>>220611149
I've always loved Far Beyond the Stars, but about a week ago I realized that the Benny plot actually relates to the Dominion War by mirroring Sisko's defeatism from constant loses in battle and gained a new appreciation for it.

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LaForge sisters a cute

>>220609803
LET THEM DIE...IN MINECRAFT!

>>220614980
At least there's one black Trek dad who didn't run out on his kids.

>picard season 3
aaand it's shit again
most of the newer stuff works like that to me. good first few episodes despite the serialized mess with cliffhangers, then it turns into uninspired torture porn with less and less story stretched over more and more filler.
is snw less serialized? I just want some nice trek ffs, 45 minute self-contained episodes can't be too much to ask for

Star Trek ruined orgasms with Janeway

star trek

>>220609803
Nutrek be like: Let them DEI!

Lol.

>>220616962
why don't they ever just drink straight milk?

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>>220609821
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>220617088
They get raw milk?

>>220617109
no, they drink gay milk instead of straight milk.

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>>220617392

MARTOK
MARTOK
MARTOK
MARTOK

how about Star Trek: Wrath of Kurn
Kurn gets his memory back and seeks to murder Warf, who's now a ships captain

>>220618955
Worf would never make Captain, he fucked his career after blowing up civilian ships and abandoning missions like a petaQ

I will never forgive ds9 for that fucking worf storyline

>>220618955
>>220619947
Worf was given a Klingon ship to captain in S7 wasn’t he? Everyone else onboard died and he was the sole survivor found in an escape pod by Ezri…

>>220614515
So the deus ex machina wormhole aliens would be like.. affirmative action in this analogy

>>220617095
i can't relate to anyone who watched this show for T'Pol. talk about shit taste.

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space slut

>>220616014
Oh shit I forgot i have menotparticipating on auto renew

>>220621154
Whatever happened to her in the future?

>>220611821
I remember in the 90s nobody would syndicate season 1 because it sucked, so I never saw most of it until like 10 years later on DVD. But they'd put Picard exploding that puppet in a guy's torso on commercials so it felt so weirdly mysterious

>>220621286
I liked conspiracy. Really eerie.

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>>220618058

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>>220616572

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Is life support belt canon?

>>220621575
The exploding head scene is great. Really cool effects.

>>220621242
Star trek holding hands with Ezri

>>220621794
>tas still
>is this canon?
yes, tas is canon

A groundbreaking show, Star Trek Academy takes the franchise in a whole new direction that had some fans worried but
now that we have grown to know and love the characters, the statement the show makes is becoming more and more profound.

Fans are coming out strong for the new shows with real excitement and the metrics are reflective of that.

Star Trek is being magically reimagined with big new ideas and concepts and we're loving it.

Starfleet Academy is hitting all my trek spots.

Going into this season, I was excited. By the end of it, I was blown away.

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academy it is

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shouldn't have frontloaded the institutional criticism so hard imho. having the first act of the first episode of a new show be this hard to watch is a weird choice for family entertainment.

I lost all interest in Star Trek after watching Roddenberry's interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvZvcugWejo

>>220623043
i don't believe you

>>220620442
You don't realise she has cockeyed nips for a while but when you do it's gut wrenching

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>help alien fix up his ship
>he steals your body and bangs your gf
THIS STINKS
THIS IS TOTAL BS

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>>220623043
he was a deeply troubled man, but he also gave us utopian hopecore in a time where that was grounds for suspicion of treason.

>>220623043
wtf

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>>220622617
The Kzinti too? Who came first, Thrints or Progenitors?

>>220623373
no idea, never watched tas. lore inconsistencies are a dime a dozen in star trek, memory alpha tells you what is considered canon, beta for licensed works and gamma (i think) is for fanfics and the likes.
progenitors came back into play in the last season of discovery, revealing that they inherited the tech used for seeding life from a previous race themselves.

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Q marathon for sunday trek with frens

>>220623446
Thrints and Kzinti come from the Ringworld series by Niven, who adapted that TAS episode from one of his short stories. Thrints went extinct, save for one that was stuck in suspended animation for 1.5 billion years in "World of Ptavvs". I don't recall how long ago the progenitor race was supposed to have seeded the galaxy.
>progenitors came back into play in the last season of discovery
>discovery
Noncanon and ignored with malice

>>220623446
MA is full off non canon and alt timeline trash. barely useful anymore

>>220623620
Didn't ask bro
>Noncanon
don't mistake your headcanon for official lore. Canon is what the authors decide, not you.

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>>220623673
>Canon is what the authors decide
Incorrect, your timeline is wrong and will be purged.

>>220623446
>progenitors came back into play in the last season of discovery
It was really crazy how one member of their race weeping and throwing a psychic tantrum is what caused their species' genetic blueprint to be spread throughout the galaxy.

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>>220623701
>the body of works taking place in a particular fictional world that are widely considered to be official or authoritative; [especially] those created by the original author or developer of the world
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_(fiction)
but you already knew that.

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Incoming transmission, it's for (you)

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Memory Alpha is the go to place for Star Trek canon information.
This general not so much

>>220609821
You lost tranny

>Star Trek Discovery
>STD
Sexually Transmitted Disease (with Shran)

star trek sex with icheb

>>220623959
Necrophilia is illegal.

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>>220623983
this is the department of temporal investigations, sir. we have multiple ichebs on the roster.

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>>220623195
There must be a record of all the stupid shit glued to actor's faces so you can check your trek alium is original

>>220624109
>head looks like both a butt and a pussy
impressive

>>220624109
costanzussy got me finna act up again

>>220624135
Westmore's approach was basically
>how many genitalia can i simulate on this person's face

>>220624109
the way biology works that damn slit must have some kind of beneficial use aside from providing the perfect microclimate for an infection.
the chance of it being a primary sexual organ is low but not zero.
just saying.

>>220609951
They're gonna give him ANOTHER deal and he'll make MORE garbage and they'll still call you a hateful bigot if you don't like it.

I don't get why people don't get this: this is the new business model, this is how they make money now, not by making a product people want to see, but by producing enough slop keep bullshitting the markets into believing they're viable companies which pacifies uninterested global pension funds and obliges index tracker funds to keep buying/holding their stocks.

So long as they have absolute control over *actual* viewing figures, all they need are just enough watches to put out some bullshit made up metric about Most Watched P+ Sci-Fi Show In March 2026 with enough fanfare and they can keep going, keep borrowing, keep merging forever. And if the grift ever falls apart, so what? All the execs have iron-clad golden parachutes, and they'll just walk across the street to the next corporation and do the funny handshake with their buddies there and get a new board position, or production deal, or division lead job.

Customers aren't the customers anymore, investors are, and most investors don't care about anything so long as Line Go Up.

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>kurtz gets another 5-year extension
i refuse the blackpill
matalas/viola gang

>>220624243
>the way biology works that damn slit must have some kind of beneficial use
not necessarily. it could be a byproduct of something else that is not harmful.

>>220610530
>Shitscoprise
Erry time.

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>>220624309
You don't need an audience to make a show anymore, you just put it on streaming and collect a paycheck. Who cares if nobody watches it, you still got paid. Fuck 'em.
This shit is why I'm just watching 90s/2000s era shows and have abandoned the modern media landscape. At least those shows are entertaining, even if some of them are cheap and dumb.

>giving up
many such cases, sad. millenials are pussies.

>>220615123
Yeah but he never saw them

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>>220624442
Just stick your dick in here anon, what are you some kinda pussy?

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>USS Athena armaments
Rewatching academy for the third time now and from what I can see so far the only phasers they gave are attached to the "internal" saucer section. they use those in the klingon battle during Vox in Exelso anyways. Most of the time, when the ship isn't split, they use torpedoes only. Interesting design choice.

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I watched The 4400 and that show was hot garbage. Probably only got made because of Star Trek guys giving it clout. But with no Rick Berman to stop them from doing utterly retarded shit, you see the result

>>220624567
>not liking modern star trek
>sticking your dick in that
exactly what I mean. comparing those two makes you a pussy.

>220624587
>Rewatching academy

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>"modern" star trek

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>>220620442
This is my T'Pol

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arguments not found
safespace invaded
snowflakes triggered
jimmie rustled
opinions discarded

>>220623043
they hated him for telling the truth

>>220625122
wow so edgy. you must have many friends

Star Trek punching Jack Quaid in his stupid sõyboy face

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if you dont like little girls youre gay

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I'm more of a hag guy myself.

ENT is such a 9/11core show.

>>220609951
Are these all quotes from academy?

>>220626637
Yes.
They're trying to get "down" with the kids.

>>220626593
the moment any dreams of utopia died in more ways than one.

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>>220623043
>girls are such delicious sweet smelling wonderful things. I can still remember when they would there they were when they would be so clean and their hair done their starched dresses and and how when they would bend over the dresses would come up and that you'd see the panties and it they just little girls are just totally beautiful things and I was happy and I was lucky with my girls

Trvthnuke. Boomers knew. Apparently women release their sex pheromones from the top of their heads, and men from their chests, which explains the ideal height dynamics in male/female couples.

>>220626770
The ideal height dynamic is actually Taller Woman and Shorter man.

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>>220626684
what's wrong with cursing? tos pushed as far as they could under restrictive laws, tng toned it down, ds9 had a lot of it going as far as they could again. klingon and romulan swearing are a staple of the franchise, again, mostly to avoid censorship.
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Profanity
if censorship went down we could finally have proper tellarites

this is less about cursing and more about cringey twitterspeak and r/rareinsults type shit
it doesn't belong in star trek

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star trek sex with vulcan nurse chapel

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>>220626936
>asshole
>piss
>morning wood
>cat piss aftertaste
>dude
twitterspeak? I use those, never used that site
more alien insults like p'tak would be cool and all but i feel like you're going out of your way to call out very common cursing

Sorry, but I expect Star Trek characters to act a lot less crass than what current year writers are willing

>>220627190
>>220626853

Was it a mistake to kill off Ziyal or was it poetic?

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>>220626819
Based and M'Pelled.

Tuvok is a lot more aggressive than other Vulcans.

>>220627190
>i expect young academy students just fresh out of childhood to not act "crass"
have you ever met a teenager?

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not a hundred percent sure about this doodle of mine, but it's recognizeable enough, right /trek/? got a little exhausted towards the end

>>220626853
> what's wrong with cursing
The answer is in the name itself

220627249
>umm akshually chud the old writers always wanted to have riker go "fuck you, you're a dickhead!" but the censors wouldn't let them

>>220627251
Probably was worth it to not have to deal with constantly rotating out the actress because they all hate the makeup.

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>>220627272
>but it's recognizable enough, right /trek/?
Looks good to me, Captain

fucKKK star trek. so tired of this bisexual commie nonsense

>>220627251
damar acted as a cardassian should, he killed a traitor without hesitation.
>poetic
cardassian literature seems to be the kind that would have poems about it, yes

>>220627272
i think I remember something about how Leonard Nimoy hated that IDIC emblem and didn't want to wear it because he thought they were going to make merch out of it or something and it felt like tacky marketing

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>>220627251
Which one?

>>220626936
A lot of NuTrek/modern TV writing dialogue in general feels like white Millennial women trying to emulate the vibe of a snappy black Twitter .gif.

>>220627376
without show make up the middle one with show makeup the third

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>>220627367
he didn't, shatner didn't like it either, and the medaillon was made explicitly for that purpose. only way to convince him to wear it on screen was to allow him and someone else who's name i've forgotten to come up with the lore behind it.
>>220627320
pic related

>>220627388
Streaming shows are meant to be watched second-hand while Becky and Stacy are on their phones, so once in a while they put in cringey dialogue so they go OH NO THEY DI-INT and make a meme out of it

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>Dukat
Makes mutts.
>Damar
Exterminates mutts.

>>220627547
REMOVE HASPERAT remove hasperat

>>220627504
The amount of people with their noses constantly in their phones is crazy and it's only gotten worse post-scamdemic
I'm guilty of it too but I'm not walking down the street hunched over doomscrolling tik tok like normgroids

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the galaxy class was always going to be a hard design to outdo

>>220627547
>damar
started out strong, if lacking confidence. shame what dukat did to him.

>>220623747
Nope, we live in a postmodern age, death of the authors, my head canon is what's relevant to my experience of reality so go eat a bag of dicks.

>>220627627
I just use mine as a glorified mp3 player when I'm out of the house, I don't even turn on mobile data because fuck off I'm busy listening to music on a ride. I'd still be using my old PSP for the task if it hadn't finally died after the thousandth time it tumbled down the highway.

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>>220627867
>my head canon is what's relevant to my experience of reality
exactly. headcanon. call it that next time to avoid looking like a fool.

>>220624243
Or it could be a vestigial structure because evolution doesn't have OCD and can make all kinds of weird fucked up shit.

>>220626853
It's low class, unprofessional and honestly rather unenlightened, wow you've violated some outdated verbal taboos, how edgy and performative of you. It's also a shitty crutch for bad writers.

>>220628061
this man has never met a college student in his life

>>220628061
those are all quotes from first year cadets and nus braka, a klingon-tellarite hybrid slumlord, not the chancellor of the academy or president of the federation. i'd agree if starfleet personnel went around calling people assholes but they don't.

>>220628093
Well, see the hope is that in the future of Star Trek, there isn't a crass, hyper-consumerist capitalist culture that markets degeneracy, a lack of values, and self-destructive behaviors to its youth to better sell them shit. It's supposed to be a positive vision of a future that's an improvement over today.

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are you people seriously arguing over nutrek?

>>220628164
The idea of a Klingon-Tellarite hybrid is rather absurd on its face.

>>220628217
I hate shitty writing and stupid worldbuilding, yeah good Trek had both too, but it had enough entertaining goodness that I can forgive it.

>>220628209
man is also delusional and has never met another person in his life most people in their late tens and early 20s are just like that regardless of marketing or local customs its particularly common for people with mental issues to have them rear around age 23
and thats setting aside the taboo nature of cussing to begin with and how at the end of the day they really are just words

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>only black male nurse in TOS
>beats up the patients

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>>220628245
how so? i can totally picture a klingon taking his tough shortstack tellarite wife for a spin while they shout profanities at each other. far more realistic than humans surviving klingon snusnu.
Have you SEEN B'elanas father? You want me to believe this shmuck can handle a klingon woman but a tellarite can't?

TNG season 2 or 7? Which is better?

>>220628385
both are great, any ranking would do them injustice

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DS9spammer and ACKspammer are the same person

>>220627259
Actually, I am in love with a Tall Red Haired Woman with prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle. Pale skin and freckles.

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>>220628385
Season seven is the better production but season two is so charming shitty that I prefer it. It’s a comfy space sitcom.

worf has never even touched a real klingon woman

>>220628723
Alexander's Mother looked Klingon enough.

>>220628385
Definitely 2, I always found it unfair it is lumped with 1 when it is already a large improvement.

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>>220628663
All tall women are precious.

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>>220628061
>>220628164
i stand corrected. the emh says "chickenshit" once, gets called out for it and argues why he allows himself that freedom. not mentioned on the meme though, those are still all quotes from kids and lowlifes. wouldn't fit the narrative I suppose.

>>220628821
Season two is way better than one
>Beard Riker
>Measure of Man showing TNG could match the heights of TOS S1
>Actors settling into their roles much more comfortably
>Worf becomes a real character instead of an extra with lines
>The crew starts driving the plots instead of being led around
>Pulaski and Data banter

>>220628821
yeah 1 is way better.

>>220628164
>i'd agree if starfleet personnel went around calling people assholes but they don't.
Imagine the sheer fucking hubris.

>>220628723
Quark was better with Klingon women than Worf. that's gotta sting

>>220629036
That's your counterargument? Admiral Clancy calling out Picard emotionally in a private conversation behind closed doors? "fucking" isn't even an insult here, it's an amplifier. The sheer fucking hubris of your mental gymnastics, lad, get a grip.

>>220629036
Uh oh you summoned the nutrek schizo meltdown

>>220629036
>>220629036
I mean I do like Picard season 1's underlying thematic messages that immigrants are evil psychopathic anti-technology cultists who need to be kept the fuck out and that trannies would summon an evil cybernetic octopus from an interdimensional asshole to destroy all natural life in the universe if given half the chance. Pretty bold statements, I must say.

To boldly go where a motherfucker ain't gone before, fr

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>>220628751
She looked Vulcan to me

>niggas literally watch nudreck and go "star trek was always like this"
what's it like being retarded?

>>220629145
I mean, if she was one of those Admirals with the parasitic worms from Conspiracy controlling her then maybe it would be acceptable, but honestly I don't even remember any of them having potty mouths and they ate bugs and tried to take over the Federation with nefarious scheming.

>>220629315
you do not remember any examples of starfleet command personnel being rude, abrasive, unpleasant or any of that? have you avoided every episode that includes them?
jk, I know you're being a dishonest little gremlin. carry on.

star trek sex with trip tucker

>>220629292
>watch an eppy of TNG
>watch a sode of PIC
>"these are the same show!"
i cant imagine being like this

>>220629392
Yes, and they all managed to violate their Starfleet oaths and their Federation principles through family friendly dialogue. Evil interdimensional alien villains, holodeck Nazis, corrupt Admirals, they can get it done on TV-PG, but the students at Star Trek Academy can't go three seconds without calling Khinonians bitches and purple haired admirals spitting in Picard's face, it's just kinda sad.