>you shoplifted once?>Time to die.
>>220615534>you shoplifted once?>Time to turn into a TNG alien
unironically based
>>220615534I kind of support that. It would just need to be consistent. All thieves
I stole onion powder from the supermarket like 3 years ago when it was about $5 for a tiny 2 oz bottle. It was the first time I had stolen anything since I was probably 16 and I instantly felt like a bum. Worst part was that I meant to steal garlic powder. I somehow ended up with onion powder.
>>220615534jigsaw's no monster, all she had to do was survive a house of hard boiled nuts, convince them to let her peek behind their necks, then plead her case about why she deserved the antidoteeye for an eye
I've never shoplifted before. But way back in the day, I did download mp3s off Napster. I got lots of music I never paid for So I'm hardly a saint.
>>220616658You are a bum. Its really spririt deflating when you see a middle class looking guy get stopped by the plainclothes security and you think 'these dumb Indians have made a mistake, that's a guy like me' and then you see them pressure him and eventually reveals he did pop some little thing like that in his bag. You just think what an absolute faggot. It just sits there inexplicable that someone could be that pathetic
>>220615534>"One time I pooped in a public bathroom and there was only one square of toilet paper left on the roll. So I used it and had to leave with my butthole a bit dirty">"Time to die"He's getting worse.
I never did the stealing because I'm a pussy, but I was the accomplice who distracted marks, and I was pretty good at acting like a clueless retard
>>220616739>way back in the day, I did download mp3s off Napster.
I walked back to the store to scan an item when I forgot to pay for something in self checkout. .t Norwegian.
>>220617470Samet. Dutch.
>>220617470same, it was garlic t.neighbor
>>220616750So it's okay for poor people (which, let's be honest, you think are not white) to steal? You're a ignorant, secretly racist, leftie faggot and Jigsaw (from the Saw movies) would string you up.
>>220615534I was honest "thief" as teenager. Corner store had young female clerk. At fridays I waited outside until store was empty. Then I walked in, put 50 bucks on counter, smiled and walked out with two cases of beer. Their value was like 20 so she never said anything.
>>220616762>clueless retard>actin likemmm hmmm sure
>>220618012>At fridays
>>220618144>thumbnail kys nigger
