Make a wish, but careful it could get twisted
>>220616882NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHERE THE FUCK MAH EBT BE AT???? DIS CRACKA DONE MADE ME HUNGRAY
>>220616882I want you to make a wish
I wish a box followed me at 2 AM-5 AM until I open it and grab $150k of 50-dollar bills. Pass this box to the next of kin if I die
>>220616830I wish I had a PAWG gf
I wish that I was always happy.
>>220616830>it could get twisteddoubt it. he made a retarded wish
>>220617519>off-loads a ton of cocaine and heroine at your house
>>220617159>same plot of the movie except shes fat
>>220617159g stand for giraffe
>>220617010>its a living box with legs that makes people freak out once they see it, you get arrested by the deep state and the box gets taken away for further investigation
Ok. I wish for a City of Truro OO Scale model train fitted with a Digital Command Control module.
>>220617563it seemed like other wishes were fucked as his, i guess the movie was really saying he (and MEN like him) are retards that deserve death for thinking such things.Also this is doing well and is a blumhouse joint, i look forward to the sequel
>>220616830i wish i met a attractive late 20s natural red haired woman with big boobs and freckles who likes me for who I am and I like her and eventually she becomes my wife.
>>220616830I wish every man on the planet had a micro penis except me. How does it get twisted ?
>>220619530> except me Everyone gets a micropenis and you get zero penis
>>220619530Your penis disappears.
>>220619487>who you are is actually a pedophile and you're no longer attracted to your wife and only want to rape kids and vigilantes find you and slowly torture you and your wife to death, but they make your wife go first and cut off your eyelids and force you to watch as she's brutally murdered because she supported you the whole time you did these heinous crimes and then you are tortured to death over the course of 5 months before finally succumbing to your injuriesWEW lad, that was a bad wish my nigga.
>>220619587>>220619568and then I can finally transition, just like every 4chan janny
>>220616830What's the downside of wishing to be a billionaire? I could even name the specific assets and investments I'd like.
>>220619452>i look forward to the sequelthe creator wants to make a tv show with one wish per episode
>>220619734You get assraped
>>220619734nuclear holocaust destroys all your assets and investments
>>220619734One character did it in the movie actually and he received all the money but then he was murdered in a lame gotcha way that had nothing to do with the money. Weird and lazy moralizing. Low effort.
>>220619622nah that was bad. I dcan do better and it was my own wish. Even though i dont think the one wish willows are supposed to be monkey's paws, if it was it would be something like thisEither a direct "Okay but she gets cancer and dies in about 5 years" or a more existential "You you really are is something you struggle to be, and she loves you and does marry you but eventually divorces you because you are not living up to your potential"
>>220619868i agree, 9/10 from dog fucker tho, and everyone is GuShInG over this Movie for some reason. It's about as good as a mid twilight zone episode (but even the best TZ episodes blow it out of the water honestly)
>>220619734>What's the downside of wishing to be a billionaire?in the movie? nothing. in real life it has actually ruined peoples lives.
>>220616830I wish to immediately turn into a free genie
>>220616830>wish for infinite wishes>wish for no drawbacks>???>profitWhy wouldn't this work?
>>220621333>One wish>Makes two wishesYou need to step up your game autism cat
>>220621439>infinite wishesPlease read :(
>>220621333>infinite wishes but none of them will ever be granted
>>220616830I wish for nuclear war, and death and destruction of all life on earth.>willow fucks itself in the ass trying to subvert my wish and we end up in the utopic star trek tng timeline just to spite me
>>220621585>the entire world will be Indian in 2 generations
>>220621528This makes zero sense.If the first wish was granted then all other wishes would work.
>>220621333>wish for infinite wishesYou can have all the wishes you want, they just don't come true then. Infinite strong desires with no way to get them.
>>220616830i wish for a yandere gf
>>220621665Wishes does not automatically mean they'll be granted. I wish I wasn't going grey but that doesn't make it happen.
>>220621690>>220621668Add: "that will be granted"Easy.
>>220621602I don't mind indians. But regardless that's completely unrelated to my wish so if it would just do anything it wanted unrelated to my wish then my wish wouldn't matter.
>>220617780>it's a living box with legsI would love it, name it Bill
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises! You got it?!
>>220621844Turkey's a little dry
>>220616830I wish for a muscle mommy gf
>>220621844>the landmass of turkey appears in your hand and kills you
>HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!
Does the One Wish Willow necessarily follow monkey’s paw rules or is it just specifically wishing someone to love you against their will has malicious implications?
I wish all the bees died
I wish this wish would not come true.
>>220621302>you turn around a corner and right into a free genie
I wish from now on they were called One Wish Pussywillows lmao gay-ass bitch-nigga twig
>>220616830I wish for wisdom
>>220619530You get a nanopenis
>>220622699>you are immediately entombed in wisdom teeth
>>220622699The burden of understanding sends you into a depressive spiral from which you never recover
>>220616830I wish Hitler won.
>>220622751TZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTCH
you guys are trying too hard.The guy that wishmoney didnt just got the money without problem?he died for a completelly different reason.
>>220622300It might be a bit of both imo. You might be able to get away with no consequences depending on the scale of the wish, how you word it, and of course as long as you’re not violating anyone’s autonomy
>>220622764>europe enjoys idyllic peace until his death, after which his closest confidantes rip europe apart and it turns into a perpetual warstate with jews selling weapons to all sides.
>>220622783Getting a billion dollars in cash from the sky basically is a monkey's paw in and of itself. You are fucked if you try to use it for anything outside of small purchases because no bank will take it and you can't use it to buy a home.Unless you already have the funds to start a business to launder it through, it's about as useful as a rock for the things that people actually would want to use a billion dollars for. A better wish is to be able to predict the stock market so you can earn it easily yourself.
>>220623163Predicting the stock market is actually illegal too.
>>220623163>Unless you already have the funds to start a business to launder it through,If you can afford too take losses you could pretty quickly make enough money from cash bets or casinos to buy a small business to start laundering the rest. Then it's just a matter of scaling up, and over time legitimising the businesses. You'd probably never launder the fully 1 billion but over time you'd build up a self-running business empire that gives you a very nice standard of living.
>>220623223There's not much anyone can do about it if it's magic though. Some guy slowly turning $10,000 into $1,000,000 over the course of 5 or so years by day trading stuff that goes up 1-5% per day with this predictive power (and taking losses every now and again to dispel suspicions isn't going to make too many waves.Even if you did get investigated for fraud or insider trading, they would never find anything.
>>220619530Yours is impotent
>>220623585market manipulation is illegal, which includes manipulating market knowledge via magic.
>watch camrip>creepiest shit happens>each time the audience just laffswhats wrong with normies?
I wish that all foreskins and all labia grew few millimeters a day and had to be trimmed every few weeks, that everyone was instantly aware of this, and that everyone thinks that it's Elon Musk's fault.
>>220624080Granted with no drawbacks because this is very funny.
>>220616830I wish I was LeVar Burton
>>220623641Prove that I used magic then.
>>220616830nice advertisement, fellow four channeler!
>>220621333I wish i could grant my own wishes
>>220625600> accidentally gets teleported to the surface of the sun
>>220623163>pay all bills and daily necessities in cash >all income is now purely savings>buy house after a few months Okay
I would wish for exactly what the main character wished for but instead of 1 girl its EVERY attractive woman in the world
>>22062582899.99999% of modern landlords, utility companies, and internet/phone providers will not take cash.
>>220626240It was common on the street to understand that when money laundering you lose 75% of what you bring to the table, at least back in 2015 when I was still shootin
>>220626330I mean I'm not really saying that's not the case (unless you launder it through your own business I suppose), but it's just that nowadays even near infinite money in solid cash isn't particularly useful because a very large amount of services considered near essentials for modern living aren't easily paid for through cash. Laundering is pretty much all you can do if you want to do anything besides use it to pay for groceries, gas, household items, and going out to eat.$250 million still ain't bad though.
>>220616830I wish all spiders had internal skeleton instead of external. good luck twisting that shit in any meaningful way
>>220616830They made a new Wish Upon?
>>220626426Granted, now every spider's internals are exposed and they immediately all die instantly because they've been essentially skinned. Insects now vastly increase in population and plague the world.
>>220624363You become Lance Reddick instead, and you are also just as dead, as Lance Reddick.
I want to get raped by aids infested third world refugees
>>220626240They will take money orders.
>>220626860You have to purchase a money order through an institution, they are tracked. Nobody would need to launder money if they could procure infinite untraceable money orders. It would work for a while but you would quickly be in trouble.
>>220623715In cheap movies like this the creepy shit is usually something funny as hell if you just take one step back and look at it. Like somebody screaming like a retard then acting surprised they startled you.
>>220626519there's plenty of animals who prey on insects it's not like spiders were the only ones holding them at bay. the increase would be barely noticable.
>>220616830POWER, UNLIMITED POWEEEERRRRR
I'd wish for a turkey sandwich—on rye bread—with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises!
>>220623163Nah, it's not that hard.
>>220617159
>>220616830I wish for the power to make anything I want real exactly according to my intentions and with some safety mechanism, like I have to cross my fingers, close my eyes, and say what I want in my head
>>220616830i wish i could make girls love me a lot but not be violent about it
>>220630050Granted, but whatever you wish for explodes violently after 5 hours.
Abolish all federal and state income tax.
>>220630288I wish for Israel, the Middle East, India, and Africa to be covered with nukes
>>220616830>wish for large cock>get a big rooster>win first place at county fairAll according to keikaku
>>220621690Going gray is better than going bald
>>220619452>it seemed like other wishes were fucked as hisThe guy at the store he talked to seemed happy with his wish.
>>220630428Global income tax is instituted.
>>220628034This is how we get the giant salamander from sim city
>>220619530Your penis would become repulsive and deformed in the eyes of women since it's so different
>>220631091I’m pretty sure that guy was a demon.
>>220632723I wouldn't be surprised. Throughout the movie I kept thinking"Satanic black magic. Sick shit" in Paulie's voice.
