Get your asses checked, fellas
They expect you to pay money to get a colonoscopy. It’s only free if you’re like 40 or 45 and over. Even though ass cancer is increasingly more common in younger people. What the fuck.
>>220617017Stop being under 70, loser.
>>220616978if he caught his ass cancer earlier, would that have saved him like steve jobs or was his terminal from the start I think he had no hope ass cancer
>>220617017You’d think the perverted doctors would WANT to probe more butts, but noooo.
Can't AI do it
>>220617060It's much less strain on the medical system if everyone dies of ass cancer instead.
>>220616978if I dont see blood in the stool I aint looking to get probed by a tool
How do avois getting ass cancer, whats causing redditors to get so much as cancer, is it all the gay anal sex??? The bacon????
>>220617208The drug they give you for your colonoscopy is awesome.
>>220617612Its fucking fentanyl
>>220617235Cancer is caused by fornication out of wedlock, including in previous lives
>>220617612getting drugged and groped aint my kinda bag baby