>It's an Elaine episode
Its her sexing it up for tv cheesecake. The one where she passes out with her ass in the air. Hot af!
If I was Jerry, sex with Elaine would be a daily thing. They decided on a no-strings-attached fuck buddy situation, but it didn't seem to last. I would have made it last.
>>220621057The idea that anyone tolerates Jerry and even has sex with him borders on the incredulous. If George teleported suddenly to get around new york it would be just as realistic.
Would you be sponge worthy?
>>220621160Straight to the a, Jenna haze style.
>>220620887wasn't pretty much every episode an elaine episode?
heh, nicehigh five
>>220621057The Jerry Elaine couple things doesn't work for the show if goes 8+ seasons. Maybe if it had only been 3-4
>>220621230Every episode has each of the four main characters engaged in some kind of plot (aside from the rare episodes where one of them doesn't appear), but I guess you could say that sometimes one gets more focus than the others.
>Elaine's face when JFK Jr. takes IT out
Her fashion sense was usually shit
>he took IT out
>>220621160I'd creampie Elaine until she was pregnant
>>220621448Oh sweet anon, he was joking. He was implying that Elaine is the best character. Keep up.
>>220622006Her diaphragm she keeps secreted in her uterus would stop your semen from fertilizing her egg. Don't you know anything?
>>220620887great, i can easily masturbate to this
>>220620887she gets distractingly hot in the later seasons.
>>220621762
>>220622413It won't stop my semen. My semen is very powerful. Elaine will be bred.
>>220622552Why did she do it?
>>220622146I didn't consider that possibility because it's patently absurd. Costanza reigns supreme.
>>220621147she did a poo and she thinks 3 squares is enough? to mop up the job?
Post Elaine's booba clips
>>220623623Elaine eats a lot of fiber. Her poos aren't that messy.
>>220621160I would throw all her sponges out Jerry's window.
>>220620887I don’t like how she is repulsed by kramer and george
>>220620887Elaine get gangbang
>>220626050Jerry! Elaine got gaped!
>>220621160
>>220620887Jerry was the selfish straight manGeorge was the neurotic horny liarKramer was the zany wild cardWhat was Elaine's personality?
>>220625945Why would you carry all of her sponges from her apartment to Jerry's?
>>220626094mean bitch (later seasons)
>>220626094Demon demon
>>220626094The Nanny
>>220621115jerry irl was a notorious pussyhound who had new women every week so it's not unrealistic at all.
>>220621510i love her fitsespecially her grandma dresses. she makes it work
>>220620887Reminder if you don't have a mutilated penis, she will find your disgusting
>>220626660White boys btfo
>>220620887Oh it remind me of "Lost" when each character had a dedicated episode...
>>220623623>>220625700I thought she just had a drippy pussy and didn't want to stain her underwear.
>>220627028that wouldn't block you with high anxiety causing you frustration and stuff like was shown in the episode though. at that point literally just wipe off with your hand or something and then wash up in the sink.
>>220621057>>220621424Well in the very last episode she seems to be about to confess her feelings for him. They're both just incredibly cynical that they can't believe that true love actually exists, but it's why they remained "just friends" for years.
>>220626604Jerry, the real life human being, was famous and rich, both characteristics that allow you to get girls. Jerry is like Gianna michaels believed guys liked her for her personality.
>>220620887
Remember the 1 episode where she had short hair? Worst look.
>>220628507jerry was still a pussyhound before seinfeld took off. even low level touring comics often are. it's not that remarkable, really. being on a stage with a spotlight on you, even a small one, does a lot.and newsflash, beta, being famous and rich, or having the traits/capacity to become famous and rich (if it wasn't simply given to you), ARE PART OF PERSONALITY. so is being slutty and extraverted. i agree, it's too bad people don't appreciate your deep and nuanced thoughts on battlestar galactica, but that and Being Nice are not the only things that go into "personality."
>>220628842Everyone loves having sex and would do it with whoever they wanted when they wanted. I dont bang Jessica biel and franny Capaldi because I cant. Being on stage is still famous. The popular kids are on stage in a classroom or the lunch table. That is how popularity works. Do you think the waitresses in restaurants are really into you and want to date you?
>>220621057Fuckbuddy arrangements never last.
>>220621494AIJeets get the rope.
>>220629512They dont have to
>>220626094The muscle
>>220628604I'd bang Elaine with any hair style
>>220628604Great ass.
>>220622552Newman's masturbation fantasy?
>>220626262>>220626352NOTSPONGEWORTHY
>>220622413Pretty racy for the 50s.
>>220631097
>>220626094The girl
>>220628507>>220621115Jerry was an average height, in shape, not bald, high income man living in NYC. He had a highly social job that had him travel often and meet tons of people. These stats could get pussy easy today, let alone 90s NYC.
*deep inhaleTHAT'S A GAPER ALLRIGHT
>>220633040you forgot something important. he is an ugly jew. sorry, but everyone who watched the show thought the same exact thing>oh brother.. another jerry has a girlfriend storyline. dream on seinfeld
>>220634081He looked OK in the show, mogged everyone else except Kramer
>>220621057Where does that expression come form anyways, no strings attached?Is it like when those white supremacist bastard 13 year olds pin a string to a crisp $10 dollar bill and yank it away when you try to pick it up, leading you around in a wild goose chase around the block for a good 20 minutes?Neither Jerry nor Elaine would like that, I'm sure about that.
>he took it out
>>220620887What a lovely mixed English rose...
>>220621036It was a different time
>>220621160I highly doubt it
>>220634522Could you smell a woman if she did this next you in clothes?
>>220626094>>220632451literally this, the show was originally just Jerry and George, but after the pilot the studio said they wanted a women to balance things outKramer also goes from a minor character to main over the first season
>>220621115>George learns Instant Transmission and everyone just accepts it as normal
>>220634625Only if she was very fragrant
Never forget what they took from you
>>220634625Think about it this way: the asshole and vagina are within inches of one another, and both are within a foot or two of your face. She's hammered and probably been farting from whatever junk food she's been eating throughout the day, along with wearing thin black pants. That's a whole lotta stank.
>>220621115Women are attracted to fame and money. Shocker. It does help that Jerry was a producer on the show. It's like Adam Sandler movies where his wife is played by Salma Hayek or Kate Beckinsale. Is it realistic? Probably not but I'm sure he didn't scoff at the casting or object to the kissing/sex scenes in the script.
>>220634735The frames arent even the same, this proves nothing
>>220621762why would he take it out if he wasnt hard? it makes no sense
>>220631327I dont remember this.
>>220634910
>>220626660
out of curiosity I asked chatgpt how many people Elaine had sex with in seinfeld> Elaine dates and hooks up with approximately 50 different men throughout the series.
>>220635054
>>220635060Removing and mutilating the organ gives it no personality. How did i miss this as a kid?
>>220634910>>220635054>>220635142for me its gym girl with the fungus cat
>>220635165The whole magic lugie bit was lost on me as a kid.
>>220622552>some 3rd world village's drinking pond was used up to power this slopworth
>>220631327>>220634987
>>220634497This is only accurate to 4chan jannies if she also has a dick in this webm
>>220635204But the contest and mulva made perfect sense to you pervert.
>>220635299LOL
>>220621057if i was jerry, i'd just lock the deadbolt and rape her. what is she gonna do? just hold her down and rip her panties off. rape usually doesn't last long. the thrill is too much. i'd cum in about 42 seconds, and be on my merry way. i'd even by her a big salad if she wanted.
George > Elaine > Kramer > JerryShe is an example of a funny female character. Other examples are Golden Girls
>>220635503Them specifically referring to it as "the worlds theory" is so fucking funny
>>220635204Its incredibly disrespectful to make light of the assassination of a human being on national tv. Charlie Kirk got brought up in the Kevin hart roast but that was a roast.
>>220635261I didnt think this was so bad as a kid but can see people flipping out. Also the amateur should have grabbed the back of her head and had her somewhere alone.
>>220635299Come on! You mean Kramer wouldn't be able to smell something was up?
>>220635299she's so alluring.
NGL between the three FRIENDS girls and Elaine, I’d probably choose Elaine.
>>220634625I used to be able to smell some women when they were on their period. didn't happen often, but I could be sat near them and the odour would present itself. I had a fairly sensitive nose.the magazines etc told girls men/people couldn't smell it, but some of us could, clearly.wasn't a pleasant smell either, pretty odd.
>>220636063elaine would let you cram it in her crap-hole
>>220636102This was the best the first time I saw it. It was unedited footage of a bear. Surreal.
>>220621762Sponge Worthy so hawt.
>>220635165jerry was anti circumcision in this one though
>>220636707Elaine is reading Larry David's script, same as in curb your enthusiasm. He had sienna Miller toast she only liked circumcised.
shiksa appeal
>>220637073The archiver from blade would also work.
>>220634439Etymology is the shit and always fun.No it has nothing to do with puppets that was just a popular allusion after the phrase became popular in general conversation."No strings attached" relates to the cloth and fabric industry and was used to describe work of a quality without any false coverings or addictions. Because they were selling a piece of "original fabric", picture a boulder being turned into a single statue, without any coverings or additions that would need to be sewn in, IE attached with another string, you get the sales line of "No strings attached."
>>220621057you are so naive its truly incredible. you must be a virgin irl to believe this.
>>220637223
>>220637266Based english major.
>>220637360
>>220636893I didn't know she was in a movie with Ron Perlman.
>>220634735They borked the color up too.
>>220635731Assassination implies they are a person of importance getting murdered.Kirk was some dude who got involved in a Discord beef or whatever.
>>220637527Someone important like George Floyd?
>>220620887>>220637471That hair... maybe JLD could have pulled off a Bellatrix Lestrange.
>>220637527Kirk was a piece of shit but it could be mossad sleeper agent for going against the genocide in Palestine. Candace owens was also highlighting that possibility.
>>220637562Not really that was an episode of Cops that hit social media.Malcolm X was assassinated. JFK was assassinated. Trump had someone attempt to assassinate him, that we don't talk about anymore.There's a difference.
>>220626094She's the useless chick.
>>220637591Oh here is another rule for if it is or isn't an assassination.If it has to have a story that involves mind control or sleeper agents it isn't an assassinations, it's a Discord beef, because clearly it's delving into a niche of an already subsec community where it's just mentally unhinged people using ______ as their forum to just talk about how mentally unwell they are.
>>220635261Literally me
>>220631097more ass pics
What ? No clip of when she pretends to be interviewed as Georges porn video co star ? Or does the phone sex voice.
>>220621494You do thankless work
>>220620887FUCK JEWISH WOMEN
>>220639859Jews love ____ ____!
>>220639794
>>220634757whats the correct move here?
>>220620887You know how bad she is as a person in this? She's worse in real life. Just a hateful limousine liberal who uses her influence and wealth to promote people and policies that fuck up America.
>>220636076Bear claws typed this.
>>220641066George did the right thing, best to keep this casual and platonic. Had something had happened it's unlikely the good dynamic would be able to recover.
>>220640729who has got that mannequin now? i guarantee it still exists
>>220641095But I imagine bears enjoy menstrual smell. It's like freshly baked cinnamon rolls to them.
>>220641066just start groping, it's that simple
>>220641281
>>220628542Reminds me of that tragedy.
>>220641303>It's a Gene pick
>>220635785>it smells like gay butt sex in here Jerry!
>>220626094Woman in her truest nature
>>220626094Slutty opportunist, vindictive manipulator.
>>220635142Roll
>>220642013
>>220640517Pretty hot but I liked her modern hair era.
>>220620887>it's an ELAINE IS SEXY episodeholy kid boner... mommy elaine... take my virginity mommy elaine
>>220643137Straightish hair Elaine was best Elaine
>>220634910One of them is my aunt :)
>>220626094Semen demon
>>220634497elAIne is so hot
>>220637562… nobody has ever referred to that as an assassination.
>>220634910and yet in reality he dated a high schooler...and even that through jewish networking
>>220641831>JEWKAKKE.COM
>>220620887She was pretty hot for a jew
