I need new series recommendations. I'm not unreasonable. And yes, I understand the following will eliminate like 95% of all shows. But I'm not trolling. I understand every series will have leftist, gay, or brown people. That's fine to a certain degree. But I have a limited ability to immerse myself into a series and enjoy it if the actor is a political activist. Therefore...Omit the following:Omit anything with an over-the-top libcuckold lead actor who enthusiastically openly brags about guzzling nigger cum or taking jew dicks up his ass such as The Boys, Yellowstone, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Hellboy, etc.I heard that popular prison show has a lot of dick shots and faggot prison buttfucking so omit that, I'm not queer.Omit anything with gay faggot woke DEI majority-brown people such as that new LOTR shit with nigger elves.Omit anything with feminist strong woman leads such as that House of Dragons trash with nigger queens.Omit anything that only has 1 good season such as Severance, True Detective etc.Omit cartoons, anime, manga, and other similar muppet shit made for toddlers.What I've tried:Succession: Didn't get past the first episode. I don't really care to hear family squabbles over Boomer inheritance.The Unit: Got bored of it quickly. Probably because I couldn't immerse myself with the Progressive Insurance guy as the lead.The Expanse: I forget why I only watched like 2 episodes and quit. Maybe I should try again?What I've heard:I heard S.W.A.T. is a ripoff of The Shield. Worth trying?I've heard good things about Suits, Criminal Minds, Mindhunter, Profit, 3 body problemNotable point:I watched Chernobyl and I don't know why it's rated so high. It was just alright, but reviews are completely overblown.I'd like to enjoy something like picrel. This is pretty much what I judge all other series off of.
>>220622388I cannot help you because you sound like you get filtered extremely easily.
>I watched Chernobyl and I don't know why it's rated so high. It was just alright, but reviews are completely overblown.You really discredited yourself here.
>>220622417You're not wrong. It's my inability to immerse due to woke fatigue. Shows are supposed to be an escape from this shit, not a reinforcement.
>>220622485If you care to bother going into detail why you think it warranted a 9.5 rating for all 5 episodes I'd read it. I just don't see it.
>>220622497Succession is not actively woke for at least 3 seasons. The audience roots for the family members as they fight the "MeToo" hearings. You should have been able to stomach it.
>>220622561I think it was mostly the "Boomers built everything and everyone after are lazy idiots" plot.
>>220622580It's not like that, the show criticizes boomers too. Hell one of the boomers even pledges his inheritance to Greenpeace in order to cut off his grandson, and he isn't presented as some sort of hero, just a bitter old fool.
>>220622657That actually sounds pretty fkn realistic. Maybe I should give it another go?
>>220622679I think you should try maybe 3 more episodes to see how you like it.
>>220622388I bet you'd enjoy watching Jack Bauer torture and gun down sandniggers.Season 1 is a bit slow, and was made pre-9/11, but that's what seasons 2+ are.
My recsHBO: Sharp Objects was surprisingly good for me.Prime Video: The Patriot and Jake RyanNetflix: Making a Murderer (documental)
>>220623019Sorry I forgotDisney+: Justified
>>220622853Admittedly I've never seen 1 episode of 24. That one didn't cross my mind. Thanks.
>>220623019>>220623045Cool thanks.
High Maintenance.Don't look up anything about it, it's very spoiler sensitive and changes genres a few episodes in.
>>220622580it's nothing like that, Sheridan didn't write it after all lmao retard
>>220623179>it's nothing like thatFirst episode was exactly and only like that, retard.
Deadwood
>>220623749Looks highly rated. I'll check it. Thanks
Some good shows in no particular order:>Mr. Inbetween>La casa de papel>Babylon Berlin>Sons of Anarchy + Mayans MC spin-off>Death's Game>SEAL Team>Special Ops Lioness (strong female lead but it's good)>Terminal List + Dark Wolf spin-off>MobLand>Squid Game>Dexter + spin-offs>The Day of the Jackal>Slow Horses>Mayor of Kingstown>Hijack>Smoke>Last Kingdom>Warrior (some themes of asian racism but not preachy, fight kino)>Homeland>The Leftovers>LOST>Das Boot (the 2018 series)
>>220622388idk, murder she wrote
>>220623988Thanks for high-effort post.>Sons of AnarchyHow does Ron Pearlman not ruin it? Genuinely asking.>The LeftoversI had that one on my potential list.>Das BootMovies was awesome
>>220622388Just watch Korean shows
>>220624088>How does Ron Pearlman not ruin it? Genuinely askingBy being a good actor?
>>220622388>I heard S.W.A.T. is a ripoff of The Shield. Worth trying?SWAT(the new one)'s by shawn ryan who was part of Shield's writing team. They try to make some very tiny minor references to The Shield(Billings as the character is there in a couple of characters) but it also shares a bunch of actors like Lem's actor as a main character, Ronnie's actor as a side character, Shawn Ryan's wife that can't act as a recurring character.As a show it's just police-slop with some fairly cool gadgets because I think they partnered up with the actual LAPD swat and just wanted to show off their sick toys.It's also fairly woke in a few episodes, you have your standard MUH BLACK COP GOT RACIALLY PROFILED ;(, your bisexual cop and her bisexual cop problems such as her superior officer's religious wife being a bit miffed that she's smacking lips with her gf in front of their very young children and a bunch of other shit that I can't remember.
>>220623799I might go back for a rewatch
>>220622388New how? Because if you mean shows you have not seen there are literally hundreds of shows that meet your preferences. Go watch Dragnet or Gilligan's Island or I Dream of Jeannie or Get Smart or The Prisoner or Blake's 7 or Columbo or A-Team or I Love Lucy or Roots. Like are you even trying to look?
OP hereCan I watch this as a standalone or does it only make sense if you watch Breaking Bad?
>>220624088>How does Ron Pearlman not ruin it?he's playing an unlikable prick
>>220624385>if you mean shows you have not seen there are literally hundreds of shows that meet your preferencesYeah, that's literally why I asked, and put so much detail in my original post to narrow it down. Did you list anything similar to my OP picrel that I might enjoy?
>>220624572>he's playing an unlikable prickhaha that's epic. I'll have to see it then.
>>220624553Yeah, it's actually fine. There are some side characters from BB, but you don't need to know anything about them. As long as you know he's the lawyer guy that washed Walter White's money in BB, you should be fine.
>>220624603I only ask because you said this is hard, but all I saw were cops shows with spy dressing and one edgy fantasy show. What's the hard part here? All the shows I listed are better than these. Here are some more: Go watch The Wire go watch NYPD Blue, go watch Homicide: Life on the Street. As far as shows like GOT I'd have to know what you like about that show because it was so generic in most respects; I'd assume you're just asking for porn recs here, really.
>>220624809You were responding only to the photo and completely missed where I mentioned Succession, The Expanse, Chernobyl, The Unit, none of which are cop shows. But I appreciate your recommendations all the same. The Wire is the one I had confused with SWAT. I've seen people argue on here who either like The Shield or The Wire but rarely both and I don't know why.>>220624809>As far as shows like GOT I'd have to know what you like about that show because it was so generic in most respects; I'd assume you're just asking for porn recs here, really.It was not my intent to blur that line for you.
>>220625028I was looking at your image and avoiding the shit you said you did not like. Best I can do. Maybe try google next time.
>>220625055>Best I can do.Hey man, I appreciate it none the less. You reminded me of The Wire, and Homicide: Life on the Street got potential. I can give anything a 1 or 2 episode chance, if I can find it.
>wall of textAnd off to the next coombait thread
>>220625217Yeah it's a bit much I admit. Never the less, enjoy your goon session.
how many levels of autism are you steeped in, op?
OP here. I'm leaving the thread now. Lots of good recommendations here.Thanks everyone.
