>Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman, Gary Oldman, Michelle Yeoh, David Cross, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Seth Rogen, James Hong, Danny McBride, Dennis Haysbert, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Victor GarberWhat a waste of talent
>>220624473Gary Oldman as an evil peacock with cannons was kino
>>220624473None of the panda movies were bad. 1 was just too good to match
>the directors of 1 didn't work in any of the sequelsExplains a lot
He wasn't badass. If it wasn't for his wolf army and his cannons, he wouldn't be a threat at all. In total, he has less than 1 minute of fighting in the whole movie, and he fails to do any damage to his opponents in those short fights
>>220624473The second one was kino though
>>220626030It isn't. You are misremembering it as something better than it actually is
Not only is the comedy in 2 unfunny, but it's also invasive. It punctuates almost every sentence and scene.
>>220624693>It doesn't matter how hard you work, see that fat sloth over there? He's the chosen one, so by the end of the movie you'll bow to him, because he doesn't care and doesn't work out and puts 0 effort but he's the chosen one and you are notYes yes "Too good to match"
>>220624473these movies unironically are free money for boomer actors the movie budget for this movie was 130 million I bet the actual budget without the actors salary was like 30 million dollars lol
>>2206244732nd movie is the best though>>220625957>He wasn't badass. If it wasn't for his wolf army and his cannons, he wouldn't be a threat at all.gee its almost like that was the entire point of the movie you fucking retard
>>220627960Children are meant to identify with the panda you know, it's a lie that he didnt care he just didnt have the opportunity
>>220627960Po actually did train hard to unlock his powers
>>220627960Tai Lung did win the fight and get the scroll, its just that the scroll didnt actually do anything. Po trained and learned the allah finger hold + counters him by being obese
>>220627960>t.tai dung
The problem with this movie is the writing. Everything else is fine. It's the writing what brings the whole thing down.
> No matter how talented or disciplined a woman is, she will never hold a candle to the best manYo these movies are pretty sexist and Im saying this on 4chan
Brad Bird probably uses this movie as a punchline in some ocassions
>>220628745I'm curious as to what was his plan once he realized the scroll did nothingMurder Po then what? Kill everyone?
>>220630303The dragon warrior was an institutional thing, and probably tai lung was the actual dragon warrior, since he survived 20 years immobilized and was still the strongest man around.I think the point is that he suffered ego death after realizing he chased nothing.But if he had gotten to the scroll on his own terms the first time around, he would have probably understood that he WAS the dragon warrior upon seeing his reflection.And then murdered everyone around or do something evil. That's why Oogway correctly vetoed him.
>voiced by the Keymaker from Matrix ReloadedHe was a highlight of the first movie
>>220630183should have had a tigress 3d movie............where she wear skimpy clothing..............she is so sexo.............
>>220630183I want to kiss her
>>220630183imagine the bed breaking sex she and po have every single night
Thank you all for hijacking the thread from the whiny sharkfag.
>>220630189Who cares what that faggot thinks? He lost all credibility after making Incredibles 2 and Tomorrowland.
>Antz>The Prince of Egypt>The Road to El Dorado>Chicken Run>Shrek>Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron>Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas>Shrek 2>Shark Tale>Madagascar>Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit>Over the Hedge>Flushed Away>Shrek the Third>Bee Movie>Kung Fu Panda>Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa>Monsters vs Aliens>How to Train Your Dragon>Shrek Forever After>Megamind>Kung Fu Panda 2It's worse than all the previous animation movies by DreamWorks
>>220635086Prince of Egypt was originally meant to be the first movie, not Antz
Crazy how you can spend so many years on here, you can identify each individual poster who isn't a tripfag>>220625478>>220626359>>220626876>>220629544>>220630848>>220624473These are all posts from the Shrekfag, the one who hated Shrek 2, but venerated the earlier DreamWorks movies like Spirit and Prince of Egypt.>>220634568This poster knows what I mean, the Shrek autist loves DreamWorks' early work to the point that he will defend Shark Tale.
>>220635086You see? No different to Barneyfag.
>>220624473What talent dipshit? They're reading lines. A child can do that
>unfunny jokes>lack of character chemistry>lack of entertaining banter>lack of character arcs>dull/uninteresting personalities>Gary Stu protagonist>the villain isn't very threatening and his main objective (taking over China) is too stereotypical>predictable storyline>no plot twists>no lyrical music>doesn't take itself as seriously as it shouldKung Fu Panda 2 is a boring movie
>>220627960Fuck you, that's kino.
>>220624473>>220626359>>220626876>>220629544>>220635086>>220635719Yet you can't stop coming back to it. You're so tsundere, you probably wish Jennifer Yuh Nelson would peg you while whispering every line from KFP2 script into your ear and calling you a naught boy.
>>220635985>a naught boy*naughty
>Chris Miller was head of story on Shrek 2, which means he should direct Shrek 3>Jennifer Yuh Nelson was head of story on KFP1, which means she should direct KFP2DreamWorks fucked up twice by choosing to do that
>>220635719It's fun and has some hard-hitting moments. Shen is an entertaining villain and the wolf guy was unexpectedly nuanced for a villain underling. Po's PTSD storyline and his friendship with Tigress was done really well. The action is great. There are worse movies out there.
>>220636423>the wolf guy was unexpectedly nuanced for a villain underlingBecause he had a brief moment of humanity in his last 15 seconds of screentime?
What did they mean by that?
They just had to add that joke after he deflects the first cannonball
>"how many times do I have to kill you, boy?"Jafar much?
>>220635086You can't be serious.
>>220638115Sinbad and Shrek the Third are certainly not very good, but I would still watch them over KFP2
