Can someone here who watches cartoons explain why Cars 3 was bad?
>>220624789Cars 2 sucked. That was the "making the retard sidekick the hero" Pixar era
>>220624864They all suck
>>220624877at least the first one had the "life is a highway" songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdEc5kiPkLU
Cars 3 is fucking kino though.
>>220624864Turning it into a spy thriller was quite the decision.
>>220624877Part 1 was nice. Characters were kinda cute. They only good thing about part 2 was the weezer song
>>220624789Whole movie was about Mcqueen training to beat the black car, then at the end he didnt even race him and passed the torch to the annoying yellow car.If he at least beat the black car AND THEN passed the torch, the ending wouldnt have been so terrible.
Remember when Cars came out and everybody pretended it was the first bad Pixar movie?
>>220624789It's only "bad" in a very specific way...
>>220624789the first Cars is probably the worst film of Pixar's golden age.Cars 2 are 3 are worse, but not by much. They're both 6/10 kid movies.
>>220625777>the first Cars is probably the worst film of Pixar's golden age.For me, it's Up. Yes, the opening segment is great, but the rest of the movie isn't that good.
2>1>3
>>220624789because it came out when i was already an adult
>>220625876Pixar were overhyped, Disney's Bolt or other forgotten normal fare was as good as everything except Wall-e and maybe Ratatouille or Incredibles. The rest is all 4-6/10 kiddysl*p.
>>220624789The only good part of Cars 2 is the OST. Doc Hudson died? Let's just gloss over that. McQueen enters a worldwide racing league? Nah let's watch Mater go on hijinks.Cars 3 at least understood what kind of movie it's supposed to be.
>>220624789>explain why Cars 3 was bad?I remember the female car/Lightning’s assistant wasn’t a racer.but she did one training course and then beat the high tech car that whooped Lightning’s ass.dunno how she was able to do it but that instantly ruined the movie
>>220625876The animal humor got old way too quickly, but the villain was good since it made sense for him to go crazy and he was a good foil for Karl to not get obsessed over one thing.
>>220625619cars are white supremacist so I won't watch a movie that glorifies them. checkmate. she's joking though isn't she.
>>220626517Yes. She's making a funny.
>1 and 3: Randy Newman>2: Michael Giacchino
>>220626857It's only smells
>>220626200I think the reason why Pixar got so much hype is because they had their big breakout at the same time Disney's 90s renaissance was coming to an end.
>>220625442You get that the point of the movie was about aging past your prime and accepting you're at the end of the road, right? Lightning couldn't beat Storm no matter what he did, he wasn't fast enough anymore. Point was he needed to accept that. Beating him would kill the movie's message.You'll get it when you hit your forties.
I'm pretty sure thinking Cars and A Bug's Life were the best Pixar movies and not caring about Toy Story at all was my first cinematic contrarian opinion
>>220626200Incredibles, Ratatouille, and Inside Out were all good. The rest is slop for kids and stunted adults.
>>220626857>final words before being burned alive in your EV
>>220627286Inside out was horrible.
>>220627237so it's an evil cuck pill movie for losers
>>220627237How the fuck does a racecar kept in pristine condition age
>>220624789Cars 2 actually tries something and has some amusing parts. Cars 3 is a redo of 1, but much much worse with an unearned passing of the torch plot.
>>220627422*uses diesel powered generator to recharge your empty battery* lol lmao
>>220627237>Beating him would kill the movie's messageNo, it wouldnt. He could still beat him by the skin of his teeth, and realize that someone even better than the black car could show up and beat his ass, and decide that he would rather retire and pass the torch in a moment of glory, than retire as a loser or die during a race.
>>220627422I'm going to dump my used motor oil on endangered wildlife
>>220627554>>220627237Some of the best race car drivers are old fat guys.
>>220627522This Homo Erectus still lives in the 20th century, Solar and Wind make the biggest additions to the grid
>>220627726>Wind powerYeah, me brapping on your face*Toot*
>>220627726you have GRIDS?
>>220627786You still live in a cave?
>>220627405But wasn't the prospect of finding a runaway Riley and giving her shelter in your single room apartment titillating?
>>220624789the problem is that its just the first but with lightning in the veteran position instead of the young rookie, but doesn't want to fully commitalso doesn't help that the original ending was much betterhttps://youtu.be/huZU2aoHF50?si=ySMVY01DusX7WwBn
>>220625876Finally someone else fucking says itAs soon as the dog shows up you may as well just turn off the movie
>>220624789Cars 3 is pretty evil. It is the opposite of 1 and 2 in that it has a more anti-rural perspective, and it encourages you to just give up and give everything to the next generation. The alternate ending where he wears docs paint should have been the real ending.
>>220628352>encourages you to just give up and give everything to the next generationAnd it seems to be communicating this to Zillenials, who are still in their prime. They are already being prepped to accept not being the target audience, and to be OK about being ignored.
>>220627726>biggest additions to the grid>>220627825You have GRIDs?
>>220624789None of the cars movies were good. Even the first one was kinda crap, unless you're an /o/tist.
>>220628452Stop posting opinions from a cave
>>220628532opinions? ESL retard
>>220624789All of these movies are toddlerslop.
>>220624789When i learned about Cars 1 I thought "hmm yep never watching that one"
>>220628679The preferred nomenclature is babykino, dude
>>220624789As a Dad, Cars 3 is actually unironically my favorite of the series. I'm aging and some of my relatives are reaching the point where they are starting to have health problems and some have even passed away. With my kid I am frequently trying to share many of the experiences that my parents gave me as a child, and the central theme of Cars 3 being passing the torch to the next generation really hits home for me personally. It doesn't feel like a movie designed for kids, but more for the adults to reflect on how their prior generations have shaped them and how they can contribute to future generations in a positive way as they themselves are starting to pass their prime. The part that gets me the most though is when McQueen learns how much Doc was proud of him, that he was saving all the news articles about him... Maybe it's because I didn't hear it enough from my Dad, or maybe it's because I've gained the perspective to learn how important it is to openly share with my own son that I'm proud of all his wins. Either way, Cars 3 hit me emotionally more than probably any other animated movie from that era.Cars 2 is an absolute piece of trash though.
he has a stupid face
>>220628995much like toy story 2 and 3
>>220627237>Lightning couldn't beat Storm no matter what he didbut somehow this bitch could beat him?
>>220629218Sounds like I owe Toy Story 3 a watch, then. I tried to watch the first one with my son and he got scared at all the Sid scenes with his fucked up toys (rightfully so) and we still didn't go through the rest of them. I do recall seeing the second one and recall it being pretty terrible.
>>220629335toy story 2 was shit but the third one was good
>>220627510How do cars have sex or do 9/11?
>>220629400they dont
>>220629423But they do in the cars universe so they should be able to upgrade their engines as well.
>>220629447They do terrorism and fuck? Anyway, you're agreeing with what that other anon was saying about cars not aging.
>>220629475Yeah the twin towers are missing from their version of new york implying there are muslim terrorist cars out there marrying go karts and running over europeans at christmas festivals.
>>220629513I don't think Europe exists in the Cars universe it's rated PG.
>>220624789Shite movie. Imagine if they made a Rocky movie where Rocky spends the entire movie training but he gives up before the fight and lets his trainer fight instead. Aha expectations subverted
Cars 1 was so fucking good....
>>220629335>I tried to watch the first one with my son and he got scared at all the Sid scenes with his fucked up toysI'm sorry but your son sounds like a huge bitch-made vagina, I watched that scene when I was 5 and didn't get scared and I'm a huge coward IRL, your kid won't survive high school.
>>220624789cars 3>le classic bait & switch>instead of mcqueens comeback, its about a female car>no mater because he is a christianits just msheu and nu-wars all over again
>>220626984>It's only smellsI haven't thought about that video in ages
If McQueen simply got upgrades to beat Storm, at what point would he just be a completely different car?
>>220624789Having seen each of the Cars movies dozens of times, sometimes multiple times in one day, very recently (I have young children), I can weigh in. Cars 1 is a self-contained, good story; it's Doc Hollywood, but with cars. The hot shot gets stuck in a small town, gets humbled, learns his lesson, and uses that personal growth to "win" in the end. It teaches kids a good lesson, has some subtle humor for the parents that have to watch the movie, has good animation, good music. It just works. Cars 2 isn't actually that good of a movie. it's a Return of Jafar sort of thing. If you're a kid who just wants more of the characters you like it's fine, but parents will get bored. Still, it's clearly kidslop made for kids. Cars 3 meanwhile, actually is a good concept for a movie, just not for kids. It tells a story about growing older and knowing that eventually you will have to pass on your legacy. The problem is it spends 80% of the movie doing Car 2 levels of slapstick and kid jokes but tries to have a serious story that only will appeal to adults. Kids don't want to see a story about Lightning McQueen not being the best, and parents don't want to see the demolition derby scene again. It's just very mismatched.
>>220632434As long as he keeps his penis he's still McQueen.
>>220624789the second one sucked. making fossil fuels the bad guy in a movie about cars was a completely retarded decision.
Cars 3 has to be the most forgettable Pixar movie. It was not even 10 years ago and I can't remember a single thing that happened in it.
>>220624789Are you confused? Cars 2 is the bad one.
>>220624864Cars 2 sucked/was mediocre but it didn’t actively hate the source material.>>220624789It’s a movie about lighting getting emasculated and defeated and how he was never good in the first place. Who would enjoy that?In fact, 3 has the storyboarded ending of Lighting participating and winning the final race but instead he’s too weak and shitty so a cunty, unlikable Ellen Degeneres car is better and Gooder than lighting ever was and she gets all the glory. Imagine being a kid and a fan of cars and seeing that. I was mad and weirded out when I was 30 watching it ffs. jewish movie.Reminds me of Homelander or Joker, same energy.
>>220628083Pixar got a call from MOSSAD to shut this down and change the ending like attack on titan. Can’t have young boys watching this become too moralized and happy.
>>220629513>running over europeans at christmas festivals.but there is no eurocucks to run over in Cars universe
>>220629331She's a more modern race car anon.
