Well, I'm wiggidy whack back, ya hear?
>>220630469He didn't say that
>>220630469I hope Sam slammed that Hobussy for years. I would. All that experience pulling ale, she knows her way around jerking a tap, am i right, lads? Haha.
>I think I dropped my phone on the way
>>220630469imagine the disassociation one must feel after having saving the world and being in constant danger to just being a hobbit with a wife and kids
>>220633696He and Rosie had 13 children
>>220630469>4 years since Weathertop minus ~13 monthsWhat is the gestation period of hobbits?
>>220633829not only that, but your best friend fucks off to sail to heaven with the hottest elf chick who has a husband that does teleporno you just know that shit's going to get freaky
>Bilbo goes away for years>comes back as the richest hobbit>Sam goes away for years>comes back empty handedDo you think the other hobbits made fun of him for that?
