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>>220634849Be honest, it's good.
>>220634884It's my favorite movie of the decade so far, of any genre.
>>220634884damn that's a kino poster. but I can't see it till VOD
im in the mood for necromancy. ill take recommedations, bros
>>220634884>ohh nooooo a beautiful woman is obsessed with me.. nooo this is so frustrating ahhhhDumb normgroid movie.
>>220634884I haven't seen a movie in theaters since Hacksaw Ridge, but I'm gonna go see this at the kinoplex tomorrow after my aa meeting. I'm buying into the hype. I have high expectations.
>>220635038The Resurrected 1991 is pretty comfy.I'd still love to see a decent dedicated necromancer film though. Like he can just straight up summon corpses to rise and causes havoc in a small town.
>>220635099Dont do that anon! Wait until Teenage Sex and Death hits theatres August 7th
>>220634884What's the go with the director. Something is up with him
>>220635099lol. an aa buddy was around saturday and we hyped ourselves up and saw mortal kombat 2. now ill probably have to help him move some furniture around
>>220635168I already told you I'll watch it. Don't push it.
>>220634884>Be honest, it's goodYou're right it is good but not quite great
how many of you jump in theater when it gets scary
>>220635135damn straight. plenty of sword and sorcery movies, but none of them really go deep into necromancy. personally, as far as video games movies go, i could REALLY use a sir daniel fortesque movie. probably directed by raimi
>>220635099Great, have fun
Both of the new Evil Dead movies are going to be shit. Especially Wrath which has that small mouthed performative-mustache'd director who said "watching Fellini" is what got him into filmmaking, as if he was being interviewed by the Criterion closet. I despise these kinds of highbrow hipsters.
>>220635197But why would you watch cuckslop tomorrow?
>>220635262Hell yeah. I would pay good money for Laika to do a medieval stopmotion actually.
>>220635240I saw The Forgotten in theaters with a girl when I was 13 and when they got beamed up through the ceiling, I nearly jumped out of my seat. It gave her the ick.>>220635311I keep hearing that Inde Navarrette gives an incredible performance, and I want to see it.
>>220635240literally anyone will do a tiny body jerk when jumpscared, there's a reason it's called that and how it exploits a mechanism of your bodyIt's rare nowadays for me to be TRULY jumpscared like a big body movement thoughbeit, mostly because after decades it's easy to see when most jumpscares are coming, the REALLY good ones are the unexpected as fuck ones which are still rareStill think the best way of doing it is generating tension then a sign of relief and then you wait a bit because after it's rather telegraphed after a calm moment in most horror, wait a bit and THEN you drop itOr you just do it out of fucking nowhere like the woman dropping from above in REC
>>220635316cushing is like "that woman is being far too salacious"
>>220634884read the plot on wikipedia, sounds fucking terrible.
>>220635390Okay nerd
>>220635381I'm forgetting the recent ones that got me but the original The Woman in Black annihilated me, soul left my body and I had to pull it back in. It really is the ones that you don't expect.
>>220635390You're like my friend who just watches youtube recaps of movies instead of actually watching movies
>>220635390Based.I don't even watch movies anymore, just read the plot on wikipedia and then come here and argue with people about them.
>>220635564we're going to drop you into that hole in Russia that nearly goes to the core of the earth btw
Watch Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen (2026)
>>220635707You mean the one that has a diameter of 23cm? Good luck squeezing anything in there.>nearly goes to the core of the earthAt a depth of 12.2km it is only 0.2% of the way to the Earth's core.Do your fkn research, kid.
>>220635735What's good about it?What the general theme, is there something supernatural/occult?Please answer because I shan't be watching if it's just about a schizo roastie
>>220635916It was goofy in places but I appreciate that this movie at least tried to use practical effects.
>>220635856first you will be mashed into a fine paste
>>220635958I like the part in the basement when everything is red and all hell breaks loose. Final Bad reminded me of Event Horizon a little bit.
>>220635916It's honestly kind of boring and pretty poorly written. I wouldn't recommend it.>is there something supernatural/occult?Yes
>>220635193I thought this would end with the movie driving you both back to drinking
>>220636344I didn't stop drinking. I'm going to aa meetings on a court order. They agreed to shave $1000 off my fine if I go to meetings for two months.
>movie starts off with a full orchestra score with opening credits moving across a murder scene
What are some other movies like this that feel like watching a nightmare unfold? Where things don't really make sense but are just sort of accepted as reality. Bonus points if they're Italian.
>>220637000Inferno 1980Cemetery Man 1994Opera 1987City of the Living Dead 1980MandyDust Bunny, though it's more of a "pleasant" nightmare
>>220637000SuspiriaPhenomena
>>220637149
>>220637000Oh, and The Black Cat (1989)
>>220637149Why is Suspiria so highly rated but this one tends to filter people? It's pure unadulterated kino.
>>220637254Suspiria at least follows point A to BInferno is what feels like dream logic and a bunch of random shit happening
/hor/ is welcome to join us>>220636426
>>220637315Are these girls autistic?
>>220637305Probably because like I said Inferno has some cool visuals like Suspiria (although Suspiria has a better looking setting) but feels like a bunch of random shit happening without rhyme or reason
I know most people would hate this but I thought it was actually kind of kino.
>>220637384>feels like a bunch of random shit happening without rhyme or reasonYes, and?
>>220635856The Blob could make you fit.Speaking of boring premises....
>>220637305I saw Suspiria much earlier, and have only seen Inferno once. The main thing I remember is the awesome underwater mansion at the beginning.
BIG GUY ALERT
10/10 slopfestWould recommend
Want to watch it but explain what makes Obsession so good, why is everyone sucking its cock?
>>220639074Does a good job at making you feel very uncomfortable throughout its entirety.Balances comedy and horror very well in a way that most movies aren't able to.Inde Navarrette's performance is incredibly good, reminiscent of Isabelle Adjani's from Possession. I'd say those three points sum it up pretty well.
>Make worst reviewed and least financially successful film of the recent spate of Youtuber horror moviesDoes the suffering never end?
>>220639262>Cowboy Bebop T-shirt
>>220639262still surpassed my expectations desu. though apparently he had Flanagan script doctor it.
Where do we think this is going to clock in on the kinometer?
>>220639594This is normieslop for sure6/10 at best
>>220637305Suspiria has amazing visuals with the crazy colors everywhere and an amazing soundtrack, Suzy is a likable lead character. Inferno's imagery is strong but not to the same level as Suspiria's. The soundtrack as a whole is much weaker, and the best track is used for just a simple scene of Mark crawling through tunnels. Inferno goes through a couple of leads early on before settling on Mark, a clown who has no idea what's going on. I love both movies but Inferno doesn't come close to Suspiria.
>>220639386I don't know how low your expectations must have been for Shelby Oaks to exceed them.
>>220639594>AAAHHHH EMPTY ROOMS WITH YELLOW WALLS HELP MEEEEEEEEit's going to be shitty boring zoomerslop
>>220639594The short was excellent. But 90 minutes of yellow rooms will tax normies like Skinamarink did. Not saying it was good, just that it's a bold vision.Sounds like the first 30m will be padded out with characters finding the backrooms. That means it leans on the characters and I think it'll draw away from what the short got right, which was the fantasy it was you in there, and you were all alone.If he can come up with a brilliant and disturbing ending, then maybe all will be saved.
That feel when your mother is so toxic it makes your lifeforce birth a bird humanoid monster that ends up replacing you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob4xr17_Arc
>>220639594I like the idea of "well I found an alternate dimension, let's check it out".I don't like that it has that video game/render look. Wouldn't it be creepier if it looked like a real furniture store in Wisconsin?
>>220639866Well his short was a videogame render. I think it worked, as a VHS type effect.But the film I think is gonna be all high def.
What's some horror that takes place during floods or heavy downpours?>Crawl>Thrashwhat else?
>>220639899The Old Dark HouseStorm Warning
>>220639899Bait
Dumb mirror, take that!
>>220634884Hokum was better>>220635038>Love Me Dead (2024)>Nightwatch (1994)>Cemetery Man (1994)>Frankenhooker (1990)>>220635240Sometimes I jump because the other people around me jump which startles me more.>>220635316Damn that's a fun cover.>>220639074It's a solid horror film, so if you like horror, you should see it. Some people are overhyping it way too much, though. I'm a little sick of horror films that "examine relationship dynamics" or whatever, because I don't find that subject matter particularly scary. But Obsession is admittedly one of the better entries into that sub-genre.>>220639594Probably slightly higher than wherever the FNAF films are right now.
>>220639380This true chads know Outlaw Star was the superior of the three 1998 western sci-fi anime series Outlaw Star > Trigun (1998) > Bebop
>>220640002i had a crush on a brown tomboy in middle school and i have a crush on a brown tomboy space catgirl...
>>220639971Poor mirror
>>220635240When I saw Hokum, the woman behind me started hyperventilating at one part and then jumped and screamed at one of the jump scares
>>220640134Was she hot?
>>220639594Based on the synopsis, they didn't get metaphysical enough with the plot. The writer should have applied Jungian concepts and made the backrooms a kind of physical manifestation/confrontation with the "shadow" or something like that. It appears they leaned into the sci-fi bullshit instead.
>>220634915edge of tomorrow mogs this piece of shit ez, thats the first flick that popped in my mind i may or may not be off by a year
>>220640299I don't know, she was behind me, I didn't see her face. I just heard her breathing really hard
>>220636882name 10 movies that do this
>>220639899>>220639899Burning BrightReturn To Boggy CreekBodies, Bodies, BodiesBlack Water: Abyss
>>220634849>Bad Mooni taped this when i was a kid and the sex scene was great, never taped over it even though i didn't care for the movie. every day when i got home from school before my parents got home i'd pop that tape in and go to town
>>220637305The ending and the way the enemies is defeated is really underwhelming.Argento was clearly setting up the third movie with the scenes in Italy, but it felled through, and the Third Mother movie that we got several years later is shit.>t. italian>>220639594I lost any enthusiasm after seeing the trailer.If it was made like a found footage (first person view) from start to finish, I would be more interested.
>>220640635fair, she had excellent tits. also that sequence was kino.
>>220640380>Edge Of Tomorrow That's one of my all time favorites too, extremely re-watchable. But it came out in the 2010s. What I meant to say is Obsession is my favorite movie of the 2020s. Favorite move of the past ten years would be Uncut Gems
>>220639971The Friday the 13th prequel TV series is finally coming out this October, I have no hopes for it being any good, but they apparently "retooled" it twice, so the behind the scenes has been a shitshow apparently
>recommend Obsession to my sister (horror fan)>she hasn't seen it yet but won't stop watching tiktoks of itI can't control her but this makes me so sad, she is diluting her experience by taking away all the surprise. She says it just makes her more excited for the movie but it upsets me. I can't do anything about to (>noooo! You have to enjoy things the same way as me!) but it is frustrating. And of course she won't see it for weeks and will have the whole plot spoiled by the time she does. I guess I just want her to have the same great experience I did, having only seen the teaser of Bear on the phone in the car.What do you think?
>>220641055I went to the theater not long ago and this guy in front of me was howling in laughter at this terrible comedy trailer that showed all the plot beats of the film. Meanwhile I'm trying to hum theme-tunes while the horror ones are playing so I don't hear plot details.I have accepted that perhaps the majority of people are just mentally alien to me.
>>220639979>Hokum was betterGenuinely curious as to why you think this. Hokum was competent and had some moments, but I am really over the 'horror as a metaphor for trauma/guilt' trope.
Haven't seen Hokum but Oddity was pretty disappointing so I have low expectations
What do you guys think are the best underrated Slashers? I'm trying to expand my horizons a bit.
>>220641495Amsterdamned
>>220641495
>>220641495Drop your pants it's fuck or die
>>220641495The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976), I never see anyone bring it up outside people saying it's killer and Friday the 13th: Part 2's Jason look similar, it also had a pretty good sequel in 2014
>>220641495idk most slashers them are rated pretty sensibly. I probably abnormally like Hatchet.The Last Matinee was a recent one that some have missed.
>>220641495Stagefright/Deliria
Movies used to have colour. What the fuck happened?
>>220641745the older generation of cinematographers retired/died
Do you guys prefer Early 80s slashers or mid 80s slashers?
>>220641801Mid 80s
>>220641801late 80s
>>220634849ginger snaps 4k came today
>>220641616The sequel is just a ripoff the original Scream but with uncensored bare tits and more blood, not bad, but not great
>>220641801I like all 80s slashers since most of them had either a cool killer or naked women, you don't get that as often anymore
>>220641745not just color, but contrast.modern cameras can basically see in the dark and be brightened later. meaning they don't try and light scenes in the moment and do it in post. but you can't magically make Bava in post.plus the "taste" these days is grey.also cgi cannot be lit truly realistically, and lots of films use it as background.
>>220641616I find it interesting that the year after directing the sequel the dude made Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl. Talk about a tonal shift.
>>220641854Yay!
>>220642020As an afficianado of both horror and sappy coming of age romances I can say that one is pretty good. Better than It's Kind of a Funny Story but not quite as good as Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist imo
>>220641894What about The Love Witch?
Are we hyped for this?
>>220642303the first one put me to sleep so no
>>220642215That film was intentionally made to resemble old films. It shows it's still possible, the retards in Hollywood just don't want to.
>>220642362That's a fun homage.
Anyone else been watching this? It's pretty good.
>>220642640Based off the, what I'm assuming, coastal NE town setting I'm guessing this is Lovecraft kino?
>>220642640Yeah I'm enjoying, it's pretty funny. Matthew Rhys is a kino TV actor.
>>220642640yes great show so far, enjoying it a lot and there are weekly threads for the new episodematthew rice and the guy from barry are great
>>220642657Without giving too much away it's about the Mayor of a New England island town who refuses to believe that the island is cursed, despite the many tragedies that have befallen it.
>>220642640it seems to have peaked with episode 4, 5 was still good but 4 was really good
>>220642640Yeah I have actually been enjoying this quite a bit. It has successfully spooked me a couple of times and is funny as well.
Somehow, Bob returned
rewatched house last nightnot great but still funny
>>220641425I just personally found it to be much more rich with details, hidden or otherwise, more visually captivating, more strongly written and fleshed out. I found the characters more interesting than the characters in Obsession, which btw, I still liked. They are both in my top 2 or 3 horror films of the year thus far. >really over the 'horror as a metaphor for trauma/guilt' tropeI can see that point, although I don't know if trauma/guilt was so much used as a metaphor in Hokum as much as it was a theme or outgrowth of the story. But I get that trauma and grief are very overused themes in many recent horror movies. Regardless, that theme still hits me on a more personal level than the tragic love story of Obsession, so I suppose that's my bias.
>>220642923I wonder how that's gonna work, exactly.
>>220642923>Meta slasherScream and its consequences have been a disaster for the slasher genre.
>>220634849finally got around to watching terrified, it wasn't bad, kinda above average at best, but nowhere near as good or as scary as people claim it to be. though i really liked every scene with the boy and thought the movie would've been better had it focused more on him, cause every scene with him was genuinely creepy
Slop, kino, or slopkino?
i enshittify amerilard minds with amerislop for a living, it great.
>>220643210slopkino, I thought it was quite good for the kind of film where text messages come up on screen.
>>220643213Based
>>220643087It's a good movie, ruined by a really shitty ending.
>Dario Argento will die in your lifetime
>The idea of a biomechanoid train continued to obsess Giger even after his work on Species was completed, which led him to construct a large-scale ghost train that ran through his kitchen and all the way around his back garden – much to the chagrin of his next-door neighbours.
>>220643898>you will die in Dario Argento's lifetime
>>220643898>85He could realistically live another 15 years
>>220644001It's a lot more likely that I am alive in 15 years than he is.
>>220639262This dude has jeff the killer mouth
>my theater has Passenger but not Obsessiongod damn it. guess I'll see Passenger some time.
>>220644173I'm going to see Passenger later today, but I feel like the only good part of the movie is already in the trailer.
Give me some kino similar to obsession (spoiler below) to watch before bed and keep me up at night. Bonus points if it has a lot of unexplained (yet well done) aspects to it like the scene of real Nikki screaming at him on the phone
>>220644261MayPossessionThe Loved Ones
>>220634849This movie was based on a book. The book is told mainly from the pov of a dog protecting his family from a werewolf. It is well worth the read.
>>220643898He's been dead to me for years
Watch Ju-On Origins
>>220644508I can't deal with it rn, it would break my heart again
>>220644261The scariest part of Obsession was just a rip-off of this movie.
>best giallo list>suspiria mentioned
>>220645187its the only Giallo that's above a 7/10 desuyou guys got me to watch all these giallos because I loved Suspiria so much but none of them come anywhere near close to being as good. in fact most of them are just crime thrillers and not even horror
>>220645203point is it's not a giallo
and the plural is gialli
>>220645187all the Suspiria posters are red anyway
>>220634884boring overblown yandere slop
>>220645234Yeah sure buddy, and the plural of cappuccino is cappuccini but when I'm speaking English I don't order "two cappuccini"
>>220644261>unexplained (yet well done) aspectsDead End
>>220634884I hated it, zoomers have the most unimaginably dogshit taste in everything
>>220645722HATED it? That's quite harsh. What horror movies do you consider to be good?
>>220634884The real victim of male loneliness? Women.
>>220645767August Underground's Mordum
>>220634884Neat to see the Milk & Serial guy get a real movie, at least.>>220635316Those faggots rebranding their horror podcast that retroactively ruined that title for me. Pretty sure they've gone on to change the name at least a dozen more times since then, but I stopped listening ages ago when they couldn't stop sucking off Jordan Peele.
>>220634884this astroturfing campaign is making me thirsty
>>220634884>Curry Barkerthe indian invasion got to british filmakers as well
>>220643898FUCK
>>220643898nah i'll beat him to the grave
>>220643898didn't know he was still alive
>>220643580>It's a good movie, ruined by a really shitty endingjust like When Evil Lurks Rugna's later movie
>>220645203Then you’re a top 10 gialli enjoyer. Nothing wrong with that.
>>220644514Same but for harperfag
>>220646934There's gonna be a US remake of Terrified, and a sequel to When Evil Lurks, so maybe those will be rectified.
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS AND EATS SHIT IN HELL
deep red has better camera work and set pieces but bird has better lighting and better characters
Watch Red Rooms
>>220635735I did and it just ended up being nonsense after a promising start. I also watched an interview with the creator and it was a great reminder why these writers and directors should not be going around trying to explain what they were trying to accomplish as it just reveals them to be morons.
>>220647140> Same but for harperfag
>>220648608Female cast and crew members
>>220637000CheckedBeen mentioned but watch the other two movies in Fulci's "Gates of Hell" trilogy. City of the Living Dead and House by the Cemetery. Fulci's one of the best "it's just vibes bro" horror directors where shit doesn't make sense but you don't mind too much.
>>220642215I don’t really watch movies directed by women
>>220649342She's not just any woman, she's a conspiracy theorist chud which is why she hasn't made another movie since
>>220643898>>220648854You need to die asap
>>220641854Female claws typed this post
>>220649409You first bitch!
>IMG_O SKINWALKER
>>220649684I post on galaxy, desktop, iphone and mac and also ipad
>>220649835yea but the resident schizo only posts from his iphone
>>220634884It probably is but I refuse to watch it or talk about it until October.
>>220643898He has been a zombie for many years now
>>220644173Is passenger like "dead end" or that creepypasta "left right game"?
>>220642303First one ran out of steam for me in the last third so no not hyped at all.Maybe he learned from his mistakes though.
I love when movies have cats in them.
>>220650446
>>220650620Calm down, Mohammed.
>>220650446Fulci's Cat In the Brain has a cat. It's not a very good movie, though
>>220650803They can't all be winners.
another One Cut of the Dead remake, huh?
>>220650241>He has been a zombie for many years nowDracula 3D wasn't nearly as bad as made out to be, but maybe I was just glad to see Argento, Simonetti, and Tovoli reunite so long after creating the best horror film of all time. It cracked me up seeing people on Reddit freak out over Argento directing a scene where his own daughter is naked. Guess they never saw Stendhal… Sleepless is also a genuinely good film but that was 25 years ago. He's been a zombie nearly as long as the Simpsons kek
>>220651447Sleepless is the most underrated Argento.
>>220651447I remember Ethan Hawke saying something about his daughter & nudity that also made people mad.
blumhouse releasing tyler perry movies now, did jason blum lost it?
>>220651468I can't argue with that. Honestly, I went in with low expectations and left pleasantly surprised considering I always thought Argento fell off in the 90s. Max von Sydow is also underrated as always.On the other hand, Giallo (2009) was so bad Argento should've pulled an Alan Smithee. The fact that Adrien Brody had to take the other producers to court in order to get paid in full is more interesting than the film itself. Argento at his absolute lowest.>>220651647It happens. I remember Ron Howard saying something similar about his own daughter as well.Personally, Maya is a looker and I'd never object to seeing Uma Thurman's daughter nude.
>>220642303Only when it releases on VOD so I can skip all the sleep inducing "notJason grunts and stares at the victims for 10m before anything happens" assuming they keep that cure for insomnia from the original
>>220640134the woman next time me at Hokum was also jumping through the ceiling and whimpering like a puppy lol I said "guess you got your money's worth" in a joking way at the end. she gave me a look like why are you talking to me but w/e made me laugh
>>220634884This is a good movie to watch with the bros, yes.The shittier the rip, the better.
>>220652164Kek
>>220634849>not a single good werewolf flick at all in human history >just unintendedly kino ones Only so many times you can watch Cursed and Ginger Snaps 3
>>220640134Is Hokum worth watching in theaters?I enjoyed Oddity and Caveat. And am honestly thinking of going to the kinoplex. I haven't been to one, since being disappointed by IT.
>>220652235The Company of Wolves
>>220639074you will find many people saying things like "I've never hated a protagonist so much, I wanted to beat him with hammers the whole time". part of what makes it so disturbing for people is the inversion of the symbolic order hierarchy - such a confident beautiful agentic woman being subjugated and abused by the lowest cowardly worm.the conceit just has a lot of interesting subtext wrinkles that it plays with and gives you stuff to chew on and argue about. leaves a lot to interpretation without getting bogged down in lore and explanation.it's magical realism but very grounded in reality and yet you feel like you never really know what the limits are on what's possible which is unfortunately rare in horror and keeps you destabalized while it terrorizes you. Inde's vocal work and microexpressions really sell this and are uncanny - and no not just le creepy smile
>>220652290Wouldn't it be low fantasy instead of magical realism?
>>220641055I've heard about people like this too that go so far as read the whole plot of wikipedia to "get them excited"I don't understand it at all, not even a little bit. I do everything I can to disregard any hype and go in with as little information as possible going as far as closing my eyes and covering my ears during trailers or going to bathroom - autistic ik but it has been working great for years
>>220642657no it's Stephen King pastiche of different classics.pretty cozy and decent for casual watch, just don't expect something grand
>>220652402They need to have a basic grasp of the plot so they can look at their phones for most of the movie
>>220652290obsession mogs smile
>>220652492You're not wrong, but that's a low bar to surpass.
>>220652338how would I know what your definitions are, it's your contention, make the case. think you could technically say either but it's more grounded than fantastical imo
>>220652492not Smile 2 thoughbeit
>>220652591Yes Smile 2.
>>220643898His career is already dead.
>>220635916what is this? The Void?
>>220652658omae no u shindeiruDark Glasses was memorable>>220652680yes
>>220652658His work will live on long after he's dead.
>>220652658easy there, kenshiro
I was just listening to an Evil Dead commentary with Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, and Rob Tapert talking about the ins-and-outs of getting the movie made, and it is really weird hearing Bruce breaking Ash kayfabe, and just talking like a real human being. It's like when I found out wrestling was fake as a kid, or like that time Howard Stern played Gilbert Gottfried's real voice left on their answering machine so people knew what he really sounded like.
>>220653227groovy
>>220641616 i hear the original story is real, they didnt find the killer because some good ol boy possibly some cops i forget killed him outside of town for possibly another reason. he was stealing shit or somethign . anyways.
Will this be better than the Anderson ones?
>>220654444>director says he never watched or played any of the Resident EvilsIt could go either way
>>220654568He's played the games he just hasn't seen the movies
I know its more proper to ask over in /t/, but anyone ever seen like a collection of SyFy or Shutter originals? Felt like asking here since these threads generally get more traffic than over there
Who would win between these two monster babes
>>220654958my vote is for the vampire. She was ridiculously attractive during those movies.
>>220654958Selene by far
>>220655207Lower tier De Palma but worth it to see Nancy Allen in lingerie.
>>220654958doesn't Selene become the strongest being in her world after she reawakens from death in that one movie set in the ice?Alice is just as good as Wesker when she's at her best
>>220655287God I love women.
>>220655358Holy areola batman!
>>220652260The theater's going to be the best experience of it, innit? Might as well see it there, especially if you liked Oddity and Caveat. It's more of the same
Oddity was shit.
>>220655207Dario De Palma
>>220655687I think Caveat is the best of the trilogy, but everyone's got a different opinion of which is the best and which one sucks.
>>220652235>doesn't like The Howling>doesn't Like Silver Bullet>doesn't like Dog Soldiers>likes Ginger Snaps 3
>>220655772Based. Blow Out and RoboCop are absolute kino.
>>220655873Meant for >>220655358, but still applies I suppose.
Watched this yesterday. Not a masterpiece, far behind Poltergeist and Chainsaw, but still some charm to it.
>>220656022Fun fact: Tobe Hooper has never directed a bad movie.
>>220656098Eh, I wasn't impressed by Eaten Alive or Spontaneous Combustion.
>>220656098He directed the Eye story from Body Bags starring The Ham-Man himself, Mark Hammill.Overly long and I did not enjoy it compared to Carpenter's two contributions.
>>220655687Yeah. I watched Oddity the other day and couldn't believe that this was the movie I'd heard so much about from people. Almost fucking nothing happens in that movie, the blind lady just sits around with the golem that does fuck all, there's a brief haunting scene, and then she accuses the husband and falls in a hole and the movie is essentially over.What was even the point? Almost nothing happened. The scariest part was at the very start, everything after was just people sitting around and talking about things that aren't remotely frightening. It's not even a very good mystery, you're just told the solution with zero buildup or clues given and then the movie is basically over. Awful movie, can't believe people think it's better than Caveat (a movie where things happen ).
Incredible practical effects and vibes in this movie, but would it have killed them to hire even one person who can fucking act? The Asian girl especially is gutter trash.
>>220656573>would it have killed them to hire even one person who can fucking act?You can either have god tier practical effects or competent acting.
>>220655687Agreed, don't get the hype. Is Hokum better?
>>220655287Wouldn't call it low tier at all (entire 80/90's output was high-tier, even with shitty material he directs the hell out of it. have you seen his post-2000 garbage like Redacted? like late Argento, it's sad to see), the first third with milfy Dickinson without dialogue is pure De Palma kino. Gets weaker after the elevator scene and character switch, dumb and obvious final twist, but still plenty of cool moments.
>>220656664Haven't seen Hokum yet but while Oddity put me to sleep, I thought his first movie was pretty good.
>>220656573The Asian girl was actually a competent actress by my estimation; she just played an aggressively irritating stupid little bitch.
Legitimately a perfect movie. Why is this so overlooked in Carpenter's filmography?
>>220656685>have you seen his post-2000 garbage like Redacted?I haven't, but there's no way that Dressed to Kill is on the same level as Body Double, Carrie, Blow Out, Phantom of the Paradise, or Carlito's Way. Even his more mainstream stuff like Mission Impossible and Scarface mog it and I'd also put Sisters, Hi Mom!, Obsession, and Femme Fatale over it. Outside of the museum scene and Nancy Allen, the movie just does absolutely nothing for me even though it's well made. The twist is pretty obvious and he would perfect the voyeuristic style of filmmaking in his later movies. It might be a highlight in other careers, but De Palma is actually one of the best directors of all time (truth nuke that not many people are willing to accept), so I would indeed consider it low tier during his golden years.
>>220656981Who overlooks it? I completely agree it's a perfect movie, it's flawless from start to finish.
>>220656981Thank you, I'd overlooked this movie
>>220657111Everyone overlooks it, it's almost never considered among his greats despite being a masterpiece in its genre. I don't think it was very popular when it came out either.
>>220657111I almost never hear it brought up. It's always The Thing, Halloween, or They Live. It might be his best movie. I wish that Sam Neill was in more movies.
>>220656483I heard it was a "murder mystery movie where a woman uses cursed objects to solve a mystery and get revenge" and was interested in that premise alone but man what a slog. The only item she remotely uses in the entire movie is the golem which does nothing until 20 seconds at the very end and fails at what it's supposed to do anyway. The only interesting part was when the masked guy first shows up in the vision because I thought it was either a ghost of some sort or otherwise going to be a much bigger deal than it was.
"nothing happens" plotfaggotsnothing is happening in your life either so why not do something about it and kys
>>220656483it's very slow, but it does have a couple of good spooks
>>220657364>a movie doesn't need a plotAre you a fan of those garbage August Underground flicks
>>220657399yeah
>>220657399I think you missed the point of the AU movies
>>220652235>>220655852The original Wolf Man and An American Werewolf in London are all that was needed of the werewolf genre
>>220656573The acting is fine. You're just a retard who has never actually watched a movie with genuinely bad acting.
>>220657364I’m loved and cherished.
>>220657516You’re the most hated poster here
Caveat was ass. If you think nothing happens in The Oddity, wait til you try to watch Caveat.
>>220656981one of the best lovecraftian horror, the ending for me it's amazing. Another one that it's mostly forgotten is "the resurrected", it is not perfect but deserves to be watched
>>220655852>projecting your own insecurities i have seen every werewolf movie ever made. you can watch all the genuinely good ones in a single night. the rest are either comedy gold or shoestring shlock. every other monster gets hundreds of flicks, zombies, demons, ghosts, frankensteins, fagula...yet not werewolves.
>>220658005i think the problem is that it's hard to make a good werewolf prop even with a moderate budget and if you go full cgi they look like shit
>>220658005how was the one with Banderas and Hopkins?
>>220656098He occasionally directed some TV (mostly horror anthology episodes) and they’re all pretty solid too
>>220657605that's a major caveat for sure
happy birthday
>>220639899Deep Blue Sea
>>220641588Not really a slasher and also not a good movie
>>220658673>>220641588Coherence did it better
>>220641495Lowlifes
>>220658508Deepest, bluestmy hat is like a shark's fin
>>220658818Trvke
>>220656483I would've like it better if it wasn't so thematically close to the first one.>>220658005What insecurities? I like a good piece of schlock. GS3 is not that. I cited in turn 3 movies that were if not great certainly decent and generally agreed upon to be watchable.(oh, and IMDB lists 239 werewolf titles, never mind that there's plenty on there we can both agree are crap)
What should we do with harperspammer?
>>220657453I love the Howling 1-7 (yes even 7, it's a goofy fun watch) and I'll always have fond memories of watching Silver Bullet with family and friends laughing at the end werewolf battle.
>>220657453You're forgetting something
>>220658932KILLER FOR CENTURIESTHE GOTTI OF THE DEEPIN THE NEXT MILLENNIUMI'M STILL GONNA CREEPSAND UNDER MY BELLY, OCEAN OVER MY HEADTHROUGH THE LIGHT IN THE SHADOWSYOU BECOME THE LIVING DEAD
>>220659187Have you seen 8? it's a bit generic but not bad.
>>220659124Suck his dick and eat his shit
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>>220659514No, I haven't. I should check it out
>>220659124Let's ALL spam Jessica Harper! That'll show him!
>>220635735Gem>The trunk scene is never explained and brought up againkek
>>220652282This
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>got around to watching rec2 for the first time in many, many years>just as annoying as i remember iti do not understand how there exists people out there who think it's on par with the original or somehow surpasses it, i'm confused.
Whats some horror with literally all male or all female cast? Only a single gender allowed for any characterLike The Thing
>>220650446Extremely based.
>>220657605I like ass. I like Caveat.
>>220660963How did they do this?
Any recent fun indonesian horror?I think the last I watched was Grave TortureI just like how it's basically the only current horror where movies are still set in absolutely shitty poverty ridden backwater hellholes
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>>220650803>Cat In the Brain has a cat. It's not a very good movieFiltered.It's the best Fulci movie.
>>220659221Parents loved this movie and it scared the hell out of me when I was younger (born in 2000). The werewolves had these uncanny interpretive dancer esque movements that still kind of freak me out.
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