>ILLL SUUUUUUCKKKKK YOUUUUUUUR DIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Anyone got tickets yet?

>>220661760
I don't watch troon movies.

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>>220661710
I hate horror slop so fucking much bros it’s crazy, there is nothing more normiefied than horrorslopshit.
>omg le heckin’ scaryreno!
99% of them aren’t even scary, not when you know it’s all fake, it’s all made in a studio. Nobody’s getting hurt, nobody is dying. It’s all fake, what’s there to be scarred about?
You wanna see something scary? Look outside. There’s death everywhere. Roadkill on the road, monuments on the side of the road for people who died in car accidents, people soon to die in the back of ambulances rushing to the hospital. Hell there are people dying to make your shit in China, ever seen those liveleak Chinese industrial accidents before? Ain’t no special effects in that bitch.
People like the horror genre because it’s safe, it’s a little hint of spice in their vanilla ice cream life. They live so ignorantly of the true horror that surrounds us on a daily basis.
I’ll be honest I hate them because I’m jealous of them, I yearn to be that ignorant again, to know not what the taste of death feels like. I would literally suck your dick and eat your shit if I could feel that way again.

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>>220661760
Obsession has already won.
Inde's career will skyrocket while Amanda will remain overshadowed by her Lowlifes counterparts like Richard Harmon

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Literally no one watches horror to feel the same as real gore videos, dumbo, the latter is just depressing after a quick rush unless you legit lack empathy or are watching someone getting their comeuppance like a thief being shot, the former is for fun, the themes, the settings, the images explored that are only possible through horror

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Is Bad Moon any good?

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>>220661977
It's a pretty decent werewolf movie

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Someone in the last thread said that this was Fulci's best film. I wouldn't agree with that completely but it's still an awesome movie and a sampler of some of his late 80's films which are edited into it.

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>>220661837
So true

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>>220650446

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Just finished. Feels a lot like a Jeepers Creepers reboot. The first five minutes (the trailer) are an awesome little short film, the rest is a monster movie about basically a haunted van. Some pretty good jump scares but it always goes slightly too goofy right at the end, which I guess isn't surprising from this director. /pol/ triggers: leads are a black girl and a spic. /pol/ pro: it's explicitly Christian, Catholicism is central to the plot. Nowhere near as good as Obsession.

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>>220662000
>>220661977

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>>220662099
Based

>>220662020
So desperate to show off her legs

Any good episodes from horror anthologies? I feel like there's nothing left in the realm of film, it's all just one form of slop or another now.

>>220662271
All of the Hammer House of Horror episodes are worth seeing and it's a short series too.

>>220661902
Souce? Reminds me of The Case of Charles Dexter Ward

>>220662020
>plays average latina gf
>horror movie
I can't argue to be honest.

>>220662378
The Ressurrected

>>220662184
WHAT legs? Hahahahaha
(high five?)

>>220662271
Watch the Korean one. I forgot name. It has a haunted gym segment. Google it.

>>220662432
Damn, it is based on Charles Dexter and directed by Dan O'Bannon. Gonna check, thanks.

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>>220662271
Picrel should scratch the itch.

Don't let the terrible title dissuade you.

>>220662700
He said anthology dumb ass

>>220662762
Nta but that is an anthology

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Take me back

>>220662868
No it is not

>>220662762
Lol fucking morons everywhere lately

>>220662982
No thanks.

>>220662271
Tale of Terror (korean)

Just put on Earth vs The Spider

>>220663143
Surely you mean Earth vs Soup

>>220662762
Have you seen the film, or are you just being an aggressive child who doesn't know what an anthology is?

>>220663172
Do YOU know what an anthology is?

>>220663172
Dumb ass

>>220663217
It's a work made up of multiple separate stories rather than one continuous narrative... which is what Ghost Mansion is.

>>220663305
It isn’t anthology.

>>220663352
You aren't intelligent

I've never seen whatever you retards are talking about but it can't be that complicated if it's an anthology or not.

>>220663367
Just don’t post here.

>>220663397
Why, are people with IQs >90 not welcome or something?

>>220661710
Time to dim the lights! Kek.

Why the fuck are we on page 10?

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>>220663352
I've seen that and I'd call it an anthology if someone asked

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Is he right, sisters?

>>220662982
The kings, all these films had amazing budgets because they believed in the genre. Or they were coked up.

>>220665245
quintessential "that guy" core

>>220665102
Unfunny spam from something genuinely terrible. I've never been disappointed in this board until today.

>>220665245
Hey its the Zodiac Killer

>>220663143
Based, I love giant bug movies from the 50s

>>220665259
You must be new.

>>220665200
He dropped a trvke

>>220662271
Cigarette Burns
Imprint

>>220665468
preach it sister!!

>>220665200
>>220665468
Hopefully you troon cunts get stabbed to death sooner rather than later.

>>220665609
VeggieTales is more your speed, lil bro.

>>220665262
Naw, it's the guy from Gothika.

>>220663143
this has a lot of unintentionally hilarious shit in it.

>>220665914
I'm assuming you mean the original, that is.

>>220665200
Sounds like they're just parroting the "you can't be punk and be x" meme. I almost want to hear their convoluted logic though. Horror is all about fear, and besides death, what greater fear is there than fear of the other?

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>>220657061
Fair, I agree with most of that

>>220665200
True body horror right out of Cronenberg or Tsukamoto's worst nightmares
Me in the background

>>220665200
>religiously conservatist
I would counter-argue that you can't fully appreciate most religious horror (of which there is a lot) if you aren't a strict Catholic

>>220665200
Horror movies were generally exploitative and leaned into tropes, so what he's really saying is 'we've taken over this thing you liked,' or that history is otherwise than what it actually is.

The Mangler and Human Lanterns are coming out on 4k from VS

>>220666701
>The Mangler
Haven't seen this yet. Read the story decades ago.

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Just finished. This is borderline unwatchable but I find it fascinating anyway. It's such a good concept, both ridiculous but slightly creepy. This is similar to WNUF in how well done the vintage looking segments are done, but totally dissimilar in that it does just whatever the hell it wants with the format and abandons that movie's 'realism'. It's kind of like a feature length Unedited Footage of a Bear and I had to keep stopping it because I got exhausted. A little of its humor goes a long way and I wish they'd dialed it back. And forget about scary, this is a comedy through and through. I'm glad there's guys trying stuff like this even if it's near impossible to pull off. Even the WNUF guys couldn't do it twice.

>>220665200
I too also believe that you can't enjoy the things i enjoy unless you agree with me on literally everything.

>>220665200
I think it'd be more true to say you can only be a horror fan if some of those are true. I mean the genre is built on fantasies of cute girls getting stabbed. Radfems would agree with me. I'm sure the religious folks would say they get a pass because God tells them it's ok as well but no one else.

im hoping that passenger movie isn't shit, seeing it tomorrow

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What the fuck was his problem etc. etc. But yes this movie is awesome.

Watching House at the End of the Woods
FF

>>220667517
What is it?

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>>220667630
At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul, a 60s Brazilian horror movie.

>>220667421
spoilers
first five minutes are the trailer scene. Then cut to protagonists who are going to live in a van and travel the country. The black dude from the opening zips past them and smashes into a tree. They get out to help but he's dead, and once back on the road the girl starts seeing the monster and other creepy unexplainable shit. Turns out after some research they're being chased by an unknown demon that once traveled with St. Christopher and now kills people on the road at night dressed as a priest for fun. Melissa Leo tells them they need to find some remote Arizona church dedicated to Christopher and kill it there, and then it kills her. They find the church with the demon chasing them and warping reality so they see hundreds of corpses on the road and stuff like that. They get to the church and hit it with their van(!) over and over gradually impaling it on the staff of a big statue of Christopher, then it explodes in a big fireball taking the church with it.
Only three deaths, lots of jump scares.

>>220667704
also the demon is overpowered as shit, can teleport, vanish, make other things teleport, change into other people, control vehicles, or just straight up choke you. Makes the movie less scary because the thing can show up anywhere and do anything, so there's no tension

>>220667667
Added

>>220667791
It's a whole franchise. There's like 10 of them.

>>220667704
just tell me if its worth seeing or not

>>220667877
No, cancel your ticket.

>>220667799
Wtf?

>>220667947
I'm not familiar with much Brazilian cinema but the protagonist/villain of that movie, Coffin Joe, became an icon in Brazilian pop culture. I only watched the 64 movie so I can't comment on the rest of them but yeah there are a bunch of Coffin Joe movies.

>>220667909
unfortunate, trailer looked interesting

>>220666846
I liked it, reminds me of too many cooks

>>220667989
Interesting. I will look into it.

>>220668029
btw, I said no because that's my automatic answer to that question, no matter what movie it is. People who ask it shouldn't be allowed to see movies.

>>220668111
Nta but can you say whether you liked it without spoilers?
I'll see it on vod, unless it's another boring thrillhor (new insult I just made up)

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>These metaphors are exhausting

>>220668175
It is pretty boring, lots of relationship drama and lots of jump scares without a punchline (death). I'd say there's too much filler even though it pulls off a few entertaining scenes. Not worth a trip to the multiplex.

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>>220667989
I've seen the whole series and most of them are only tangentially related. Once you get to The End of Man, Coffin Joe becomes "Finis Hominis" and basically wanders around on a spiritual hippie journey for the next few films.
1, 2, and Embodiment of Evil (2008) make up the real "Coffin Joe trilogy" as far as a coherent story and character, while the rest are just the actor/director fucking around with other ideas

>>220661902
>the former is for fun, the themes, the settings, the images explored that are only possible through horror
Based and true. That anon genuinely sounds like some edgy teenager who only just discovered the existence of liveleak.

Do you guys think 28 Years Later and the bone temple will be looked at more favourably in the future?

>>220661977
Feels a bit like a tv movie, one of those arcless 90s horrors that's good for when you want something comfy.

>>220665200
>cant be a fan if youre phobic
Isnt that the whole point of horror? You coukd easily have a horror movie about black people moving in across the street

>>220668764
I mean it's a great troll post and I look forward to seeing it in the future

>>220668788
It already got decent reviews. I think it'll be thought of similar to the first one really, flawed but very visually innovative and bold

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>>220668362
I'll also say that Embodiment of Evil is surprisingly good, given how long it had been since he'd made a movie. He still had it

>>220668788
People seem to really like Bone Temple while 28 Years is more divisive.

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Never seen this and don't know what it's about, but I'm putting it on

>>220669267
>no one does it to you like Roman Polanski
My butthole clenched up just from reading this

>>220669322
If it was up to you niggers Mozart would get canceled.

>>220669322
kek

>>220669322
Lmao

>>220669349
If he drugged and anally raped a 13 year old then yeah probably

>>220669349
>Defending child rapists to own the libs!

>>220669115
>>220668788
I can't stand the Jimmies

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>>220669267

>>220669410
Yeah, I liked the scene in the barn, but other than that they're boring compared to Samson and Dr. Kelson and they killed him off.

>>220669267
>not streaming anywhere
Where can I watch this

>>220669475
>Steaming
Do zoomers really?

>>220669475
If you've got a library card both Hoopla and Kanopy should have it.

>>220669496
>>220669501
>can access Kanopy through my university
How did I not know this before? Is there a catch?

Oh I see the catch, there is like 12 movies

>>220669548
Think they've got a credits system that limits how much you can watch within a period of time, but it's free brotha

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>>220669559
say wut

>>220669616
I think my university paid for some cheap version with very limited selection

any of you guys go to horror cons? I went to monsterpalooza last year and had a great time.

>>220669654
My boss went there too and met Tom Atkins and discovered he's like 5'6

>>220669688
Did he punt the little fucker?

>>220669559
They really are cutting back on the arts

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>>220669688
short king

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>>220669754
As he mercilessly stomped on his frail 90 year old frame, Tom screamed "Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"

>>220665245
I need a haircut, if you ain't too busy... you old Italian son of a BITCH prick barber!

>Vietnamese remake of One Cut of the Dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7vesbwHV_c
everyone just loves remaking japanese films

>it's what you DON'T see that's the really scary part

Anyone else know retarded dumb reddit cliches like this one?

Like no, the suspense isn't what's scary it's finally seeing the scary creature or thing, like the hag in the shining or smth I dunno

What other retarded cliches are there?

>>220670472
In the words of the great Ynwgie J Malmsteen
>How can less be more? It's impossible. More is more.

>>220670472
The monster is rarely as scary as the build-up to it

>>220670472
>What other retarded cliches are there?
I mean the biggest and most reddit one of them all is the one that's been plaguing horror for the last decade plus
>the monster is just a manifestation of the MC's grief/trauma
I'm going to be so happy once this trend finally fucks off.

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The Tenant was certifiable kino.
>The Tenant was poorly received on its release, with Roger Ebert declaring it "not merely bad – it's an embarrassment"
.,,What the fuck was their problem. Maybe there were a lot more gritty films coming out at that time and it seemed outdated.

>>220671074
Siskel & Ebert had a terrible track record with horror, they thought the genre was about sadism, Ebert especially because he had an experience at I Spit On Your Grave where some guys in the audience were cheering during the rape scenes, so he blamed the movie instead of the guys and eventually the genre overall. Tenant these days is highly respected and Bruce Campbell called it his favorite horror movie.

its the weekend chuds and i wanna watch some horror stuff from the 1960s, any recommendations are welcome thank

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>>220671332

>>220671332
Carnival of Souls
Dr. Terror's House of Horrors
The Fearless Vampire Killers

>>220661710
is she supposed to be scary? she just looks really retarded

>>220671332
Spirits of the Dead, my man

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Just finished. Throwback slasher clearly trying to be House of the Devil, and actually does a pretty good job. Its strictly for horror nerds, though, it apes the pace and tone of early 80s slashers with non-supernatural killers well, which means its slow and simple and kind of underwhelming, lol. Great locations and costumes, awful acting and dialogue except for the whispering killer who's spot on, low key gore gags that range from embarrassingly simple to surprisingly elaborate (one had a prosthetic severed head with moving eyeballs.) I appreciated the random synchronized dance sequence. If this had been shot on 16mm I'd probably be calling it a masterpiece.

>>220671377
the retarded can still bite your cock off mate

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>>220671646
The only girl in the movie who shows her tits

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We have to go back.

>>220661823
Ironically, this is the real normalslop take
>huh scared of monsters kid?
>you should be scared of the real monsters
>humans!

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The best horror movie is Evil Dead.

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>>220661823
Try this, anon. Family drama with a slice of life meets dark kino humor.

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>>220661823
Also this.

>>220671787
hard to disagree with this

whats your horror top 10?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qO1H2xydD4

>>220671953
1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Alien3
4. Alien: Resurrection
5. Prometheus
6. Covenant
7. Romulus
8. Alien vs. Predator
9. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
10. Kolobos

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>>220672072

>>220672072
I need some more classic spooky jams now

>>220672235
https://youtu.be/oqGLhOX89aw?si=2kogdrrLVjsc1jkw

>>220671787
such a bold and unique opinion

>>220662121
>it's explicitly Christian, Catholicism is central to the plot
Now I see why critics are hating on it so much. Will check it out, thanks anon!

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>>220669619
How was she so cute?

>>220671074
Ebert notoriously hated Blue Velvet as well.

>>220662271
>The Mortuary Collection
Watch the beginning and maybe first segment, maybe skip the 2nd and 3rd segments and jump to "The Babysitter Murders" segment, and watch until the end. Makes for a fun 45 mins.
>Scare Package
Check out the first 2 segments "The Thing in the Woods" and "Mirari" (directed by Joe Dante). I don't recall the rest of the segments being that good.

He probably posts stuff like this to suppress his own inner-rapist tendencies. He probably used to say that '80's slashers are "misogynistic", until he realized it made his penis feel something and now he actually loves horror, so he has to flip the narrative around to protect his terrible secret.

>>220674461
That second part was meant for >>220665200
brb guys I'm gonna go kms

>>220662020
She does have nice legs

>>220662184
Good.

>>220665200
Horror is probably the easiest genre to convey conservative themes: the fear, the paranoia, the disgust... Just look at HP Lovecraft, terrified at the thought of race mixing with fish people.

>>220669559
Movies mentioned in this thread up until your comment:
>The Sadness (2021)
>The Resurrected (1991)
>Bad Moon (1996)
>Cat in the Brain (1990)
>The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1949)
>Hammer House of Horror (series)
>Ghost Mansion (2021)
>Obsession (2026)
>Th13teen Ghosts (2001)
>Gothika (2003)
>House on Haunted Hill (1999)
>Ghost Ship (2002)
>House of Wax (2005)
>Tastes of Horror (2023)
>Earth vs. the Spider (2001)
>Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
>Messiah of Evil (1973)
>Masters of Horror (series)
>Dressed to Kill (1980)
>The Mangler (1995)
>Human Lanterns (1982)
>Buffet Infinity (2025)
>Passenger (2026)
>At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul (1964)
>Embodiment of Evil (2008)
>House at the End of the Woods (2025)
>28 Years Later + Bone Temple (2025/6)
>The Tenant (1976)

>>220675078
And they're all on Kanopy? Great!

>>220675078
All banned

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Watched The Psychic last night. Not bad. Very effective score. More of a thriller than a horror movie, a pretty typical whodunnit giallo without much blood or gore at all.

>>220662982
Still think ghost ship's ending is awesome.

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>>220675225
Based.

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YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DICKS AND EATS SHIT IN HELL

>>220675488
Fuck off Sethy boy.

>>220665200
Yes

>>220676623
This is so incredibly well edited, you can't tell how it's done.

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>>220662271
Just try the Amicus films. Comfy horror.

>>220676751
From IMDB:
>The shot of a woman leaping off the side of a building is a relatively simple combination of careful editing, computer graphics, and stunt work. As director Kiyoshi Kurosawa explains it, a stunt-woman was filmed bungee jumping off the rooftop, followed by a dummy dressed in the same clothes; the two shots were edited together and the bungee cord digitally erased.

Pretty cool filmmaking. Incredibly realistic looking. You can tell when the dummy comes in but only if you're specifically looking for it.

>>220677262
how do you bungee jump off the side of a building without slamming face first into a wall?

>>220677310
If you jump properly then you can angle yourself in such a way that air resistance will take you away from whatever it is that you're jumping from.

>>220669559
a lot of public libraries also have Kanopy access. between the two should be plenty of credits

>>220671074
Polanski only makes bangers
seen The Ninth Gate? Repulsion, Fearless Vampire Killers? the non horror too, love Frantic, Carnage, Bitter Moon, Knife in the Water, Venus in Fur, Death and the Maiden

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>I'll suck your dick and eat your shit
AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!
SAVE ME MAGIC TOY COMPANY!!!

>>220678010
I look like this.

>>220678032
L O N D O N
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>>220678010
Stop forcing this garbage meme.

>>220662982
All of these are fucking fun. Any more like them?

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>>220662982
House of Wax is kino.

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I've noticed that horror movies can be bad but they can't be unredeemable.

>>220678469
Skinamastink is absolutely irredeemable.

>>220662020
/tv/ just needs to Vin Dieselmaxx and just marry a Latina