Mosquito Edition
>>220635686Did you just woke up from cryosleep? What year do you think it is?
>>2206358072008 of course!
>>220635686I miss Tumblr
>>220635865they all die in the end
>>220635686For me it's Victoria
>>220635686Edward or Jacob?This determines the future of the thread.
>>220635686> More cultural impact than Avatar OH NO NO NO HAHAHAH
>>220635950Did Dakota make a good immortal vampire elder? I'm going to see New Moon this wknd.
Computer, download the first twilight movieComputer, change the gender of all the characters in the movie. Give the females large breastsComputer, re-render the entire movie, safety protocols off, Include sex scenes and nudity
>>220635807zoomer, twilight runs 24/7 on hbo. more play than game of thrones now. easy.
>>220636282>twilight runs 24/7 on hboNo wonder cable died.
>>220635971Edward of course. I don't like dogs.
>>220635865mouse
>>220635686Twilight had a budget of $15 million, the franchise would go on to earn more than $3.3billion, giving it the best return on investment of any hollywood franchise in the 21st century. It had zero black people in it.
>>220635686OP is based for making this thread. How can I start Twilightmaxxing?
>>220635686Twilight is canceled > Most debates about the depiction of consent in Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight saga, which turns 20 this month, focus on the age gap between Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. For the uninitiated, Edward is an undead vampire who has been frozen at age 17 for 87 years, and falls in love with 17-year-old human schoolgirl Bella.
>>220636436Forgot pic
>>220636436She basically rapes him after 3 movies of not getting any.
>>220635686I still havent watched it but during the great "hate twilight mass hysteria", I always defended it just to be a contrarian bastard >:D
>>220636436Buffy and Angel were 16 and 270.
>>220636483Fuck, why was it so popular to hate Twilight at the time? >Still a better love story than TwilightThe movies were actually pretty good
>>220635686Someone tell me why I feel nostalgic for some shitty films that I never watched. Is it just cause things were better in the 2000’s?
>>220636436Edward is a rapist > The issue with consent in transformative experience decisions is with the information. By their very nature, we do not have enough facts to make a rational choice. According to at least one major informed consent framework, this does not satisfy the condition of substantial understanding of “the foreseeable consequences and possible outcomes that might follow as a result of [(not)] performing the action”. The question of whether Bella can consent to becoming a vampire is misleading then.
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>>220636579You need to go back to the 80s, son. That's when all the magic happened.
>>220635971Edward of course. I don't like pedos.
>>220635686We are back
it's time
>>220636529think about it retard, as kids girls liked it, if girls liked it boys thought it was dumb. older people generally shit on YA stuff so that doesnt matter much
>>220637716It's a cheesy scene but it's also really cool and badass
What should have been
>>220635686>Bella is that a mosquito bite?>huh? no that's my boob!
>>220635686Lol
>>220637716she throws like a girl
>>220637716What I love about this scene is the same thing I hate about the first movie, it's such a contrast to the first half an hour that millions of people never saw what made the movies great. It's actually ironic that the moment that most people switched the fuck off (when edward goes shiny) is the moment the movie actually gets good. And then that happens like 15 minutes later. But the movie, and the series, are judged by like 30% of the people who watched it at home as mopey girl in dreary world has zero personality - the movie.
>>220638034good by contrast, as in something finally fucking happens
>>220637996lowkey, as someone who repressed her sexuality for years (trans), I've been the edward in the edward-bella relationship finding excuse after excuse not to have sex because "I'm afraid to lose control". I really need to appologize to all my ex-gfs, but in the meantime Edward really does give the full "what it's like to date a gay man who won't admit it to himself" experience.
>>220638071Yeah exactly! And then shit actually does keep happening. The biggest flaw of the entire franchise is that first half an hour. That probably cost them a billion dollars in the end.
>>220635686> Australia flag> Mosquito There's a hidden message here. There's a hidden message here.
>>220638224That's actually the New Zealand flag. The Australian flag is off screen to the right.
>>220635686I think it's time to reboot this franchise. Cast it.
>>220635686I used to bully people who were Twilight fans. Now I've become the person I used to make fun of.
>>220637716OOH BABY DON'T YOU KNOW I SUFFER
>>220635686I don't get it
>>220638291I don't love the idea of a reboot, I'd rather a spiritual successor, but the issue is the DEI stuff would absolutely destroy it. That said:Jacob Elordi as EdwardUnknown as BellaMatthew Goode as Carlile
I don't understand why there's a general for twilight.
>>220638463She looks mid
>>220638655she was pure sex in panic room
>>220638710>performatice pedophilia for imaginary imageboard credyawn
>>220638735Stewart could have been a huge entity in Hollyweird if she didn't get groomed early on
>>220638735I'm the same age as KS so I'm not jewish
>>220636385Jacob?
>>220636483The first Twilight movie is comfy. No need for the sequels of course, but first Twilight is not a bad movie. I would go further, the first Fifty Shades of Grey movie (which was written as a Twilight fanfic initially) is also not a bad movie.
>>220637613I love her, she is so beautiful.
>>220638936the film falls off after the ball game
>>220635686I haven't seen any of the Twilight films. I'm just posting here because it's the only thread not about capeshit. The rest of the board is New Delhi now.
>>220638960You don't care that she's a drug addict? Anna is so uninteresting that she talks about doing drugs on Late Night talk shows. Says she gave up marijuana and then in the same conversation brags about how many shrooms she took last wk.
>>220639042I don't care.Should I ?
>>220638463i want to kiss suck and sex all night with her and love her
>>220635686I (a 58 year old guy) tried watching this movie a few months back and couldn’t get half way through before I bailed.This is the most Chick Flick ever.
>>220635950Under the Dome
>>220638637To reminds us what the world was like before the bullshit
>>220639363Why didn't that nameless actress become a bigger star?Twilight launched a dozen careers
>>220639042I want to feed her cheese
>>220639511Maybe if she hadn't been replaced...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachelle_Lefevre?useskin=vector#Filmhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryce_Dallas_Howard?useskin=vector#Film
>>220636436now reverse the genders
>>220636385>It had zero black people in it.Ahem.
>>220636385>It had zero black people in it.Ahem pt. 2:This was the niggo that nearly hit Bella with the van that Edward stopped.Also the actor was found dead next to his girlfriend.Also lmao"His mother, Lisa Wayne, shared a tribute to her son on Facebook writing, "My baby boy, Greg Boyce was the best chef....oh man. He was in the process of starting a wing business, West Wings. He created the flavors to his perfection and named them after west coast rappers. Snoop Dog, Kendrick Lamar, Roddy Ricch, The Game, etc. He had flavors like, Tequila Lime Agave...those were my favorite. A Hennessy Maple flavor, oh man, just so damn good. I can say that my son was my favorite chef. He was on to something great and that was his passion."">fried chicken named after rappersdelightful.
>>220635865>>220635807
>>220639895Tequila Lime Agave wings sound pretty good though.
>>220635686>Mosquito Edition>The Joy Formidable - Endtapes.mp3
>>220639180>I watched up to the Edward coming out scene and turned it off before it really even startedzzz
>>220639825>>220639895Ok I hate twilight now.
>>220640406The world used to be a nice place
>>220635807I read that as cryoslop...
>>220635971Alice
Edythe
SHOVEL FACE
>>220637716She throws how I feel jerking off with my off hand
>>220642795The fuck is going on with her cheeks?
I was listening to Paramore Decode earlier...
>>220639895.....well, that kinda sucks, i'd have eaten those wings.
>>220642795Ozempic or the Anya curse?
>>220638087stop consuming porn you schizo. But you're not wrong either, this show works because its women writing about their fantasy of men, it has nothing in common with actual male psychology.
>>220642874based thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvnkAtWcKYg&list=RDRvnkAtWcKYg&start_radio=1<3
>>220635950Based
>>220635686>Catherine Hardwicketalented directorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txIDMLP1C5k
>>220642814>>220642961Its the buccalmaxxing (buccal fat removal) aka "hollyjew surgeons mark".
>>220643267Sad. She'd still be really pretty if she hadn't fucked her face up with that nonsense.
>>220642961Looks like ozempic face to me.
