How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>220638809I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK I'LL EAT YOUR
>>220638809>You are all my bitches. It is absolutely cannon that after the most display of Kung Fu ever witnessed in the entire multiverse, set to a soundtrack entirely composed of blaring nu metal banger concluded, that Yu Law anally raped everyone. All of them, everyone. Every single one. Slowly working his way down the brutalist concrete pyramid stairs. With longer and longer refractory breaks as he tired, producing less and less semen each time. Occasionally subduing one or two of his previously felled attackers for second time with a one inch punch or a no shadow kick as they mounted a last, desperate defence. The fight took hours, but the rapes? They took weeks. But he did it. One by one, Yu Law raped everyone who dared challenge him on that godforsaken prison planet. Proving his alpha male status. Rehabilitating them all into his permanently subservient bitches with his reformative rape jutsu.I guarantee he used his knowledge of secret shiatsu acupuncture dim mak pressure points to put each and every assailant through the most painful sex, followed by the most humiliatingly powerful orgasm of their entire lives. The underwhelming size of his completely average chinese penis rendered completely irrelevant by sheer technique, coupled with the sexual powers and prowess of almost every single incarnation of Jet Li, stretching all the way across the multiverse.As I said up top, this is absolutely, irrefutably, irrevocably cannon.
>guy creates a new timeline to fuck the younger version of his dead wifewhy isn't this trope more common
>You gotta sleep sometime.
OOOH WAH AH AH AH
>>220638809Yulaw? More like Yulose. Gottem
The One (2001) is such a fucking dope movie. Early 2000’s kino.
>>220638809I would lose my sight, lose my mind, and wish somebody would tell me i'm fine.
>>220638809>Ground and pound him
>>220638809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZQVQfBDA-w
sequel when?
>>220638860Stay in redd*t, brown>>220638809Can't do shit, he's the one
>>220638809Fight him but I'm jet li
>>220638809Start begging to suck their dickand if that doesn't workeven tell them I will eat their shit!
