>"PLEASE HARRY I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE HOGWARTS FRONT LAWN!"
You Trump incel magatard dumb bitch little dicks are seething about your Hitler super hero dying. Pathetic.
>>220642790>NOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF OUR DEMORALIZATION ATTEMPTS!!
>>220642790>NOOOO STOP HAVING FUN, REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>220642806You’re defeated bitch.
>>220642790>>220642815Damn those periods at the end of your posts make you look like a badass
>>220642790>P-please don't mock my goyslop! I sunk 5 years of my life into it!
>>220642602lel>>220642790holy shit lmao even funner to watch seething troons go apeshit
>>220642790Leftoids have such a weird tendency to interpret obviously lighthearted memes and jokes as seething
>>220642790Everyone knew he would die. And pathetically. But it would've been cool if he's done some real shit first.
>>220642790go back.
>>220642602PLEASE MASTER WINDU I'LL DO ANYTHING I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE SENATE
>>220642602>Voldemort used to look like this.What happened?
>>220642950leftist/feminist/lgbtq niggers are sub human pieces of shit that don't realize or don't want to admit they have have fucking ruined everything straight white/white adjacent males enjoy.
>>220642602>Beaten by bunch of high school kids.Was there a villain more pathetic than Voldemort?
>>220642790Biden lostKamala lost You missed. Twice. YOU LOST
>>220643850Biden was president for 4 years and you cried, chuddie
>>220642950It’s because the heckin chuds were supposed to be demoralized but instead they’re just laughing along. Their propaganda backfiring makes them angry
>>220643850America lost when pedo Trump got elected.
>>220643784If a Hufflepuff makes a horcrux do they get all badger looking? Or is it related to your patronus? I'm just assuming Riddle's is a snake. Why the hell would his nose fall off lol? Who makes this shit up
>>220644621Finally a place to use my worthless HP knowledgeFirst of all, Death Eaters and other bad guys can't conjure a patronus (because they're too evil or some other shit). For his overall appearance, it is said that his deep delve into dark magic caused his physical decline, so while horcruxes did contribute, other forms of dark magic he practiced is also to blame. People with syphilis lose their noses, dark magic disfigures you apparently just like sicknesses. But JKR used his appearance as a literary device; he's evil so he looks like the evil animal of the books
>>220644752His original body also was destroyed when he tried to kill Harry as a baby, and his actual body is some weird flesh homonculi Pettigrew managed to cobble together
>>220644791When he came back to Hogwarts to ask for the DADA job, it's said he was already looking nothing like young Tom Riddle, but we don't know if he looked the same as reborn Voldy
>>220642790YWNBAW btw
>>220642602>>220643724lel, how do you counter this without sounding mad
>>220643850>caring about politicsyou lost either way faggot lmao
>>220644621It's because he had a human baby gestating in his pet snake's womb. (Yes his snake has a womb because it's actually a woman transformed) and that baby became his body.
>>220645752>(Yes his snake has a womb because it's actually a woman transformed)...what? Do all wizards who turn into animals have human organs?
>>220645794If you're doing weird experimental dark magic sure
>>220643784>Anon, let me tell you a story...
>>220642790Nobody is seething but you lmao this meme is funny af and makes fun of gay faggots like you lefties
>>220643801Every single Scooby Doo villain
>>220642602fag
>>220642790imagine being so impotent as an ideology and political force all you have is fictional strawmen you can defeat KWAB. I bet you wish you didn't cho your dick off now don't you soi golem?
>>220644535Biden molested his daughter by her own admission you have no evidence trump did anything wrong.
>>220642790This syntax of insult is literally indian in spirit
>>220642950comes with the low IQ and mental disorders. they live in paranoid delusions
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>>220646640>words words words words
>>220646683>Have you read those 29 communist books? Then you cannot argue against communism!>if you use more than 3 words I won't read it!
>>220646710who are you quoting?
>>220646640mentions everyone except kikes, trash opinion discarded.
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>>220646722I got you senpai
>>220644518I only started paying attention to the boys again when I heard it was ending since I figured it would be really (fucking) shit.Never had an Amazon prime subscription and I get peak entertainment from this
>>220646710Whoever made this post definitely thinks that both Charlie's killer and the recent mosque killer had trans lovers.
>>220646792person that made this post seethes uncontrollably at Trump
>>220642602As awful as Harry Potter is, I did like the way they conveyed his shock at realising he was mortal again in that moment. He doesn't beg for his life, he's not angry, he lashes out in pure existential dread at the one person he fears would, and now could, kill him.But seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>220646892Somehow the "No!" still cracks me up after all these years
>>220646923It brings the whole thing together masterfully.
>>220642950Their entire existence is seething.
>>220642602>Harry, I'll eat one shit for each jew that survived the holocaust!>*Voldemort winks at the camera*>NINE MILLION SHITS!
Time to post my fucking magnum opus in the correct order, anon said calmly. >It was over. Harry and his gang of Gryffindor boys had cornered Malfoy alone.>the craven Slytherin snake cowered at Harry’s feet, as Harry raised his wand for one final hex.>“Wait. Stop! Potter, you don’t have to do this. You don’t have to do this. You win! I’ll give you what you want! Cho Chang! You were into her, right? But you never actually fucked her, right?. I’ll take polyjuice potion, I’ll be her for you! Every night if you want! I’ll be any girl you want, I’ll do anything you want! Even anal”>The curse died on Harry’s lips, as he stood, stunned.>“What, you don’t want me to be a girl? That’s fine. I can still be me! I’ll suck your dick, I’ll suck it real good! I’ll drink your piss too, and thank you for it! Or I can be a ferret again, and you can do whatever you want with me. You too Weasley! I know you used to bring a rat into your bed! Well, you can have me instead. All night. As a ferret, and I promise you, NOTHING is off limits!”>Harry backed off in disgust. Desperately, Malfoy flung himself at Ron’s feet.>“Weasley! You wanted me to eat slugs! Remember, you wanted me to do it! That’s what you said to me right, eat slugs? I’ll do it, I’ll do it right fucking now! Do the spell, and I’ll open my mouth for you, and you can stand over me, and vomit the slugs straight into my mouth. I’ll swallow everything I’m given, like a good little girl. I promise I will! I’ll be me, I’ll be Hermione, Fleur, anyone. Just please don’t kill me! Please! Please!”
>>220647165>“Bloody hell Malfoy,” said Ron, who looked like he really was about to throw up. “We were just going to put a few jinxes on you. This is too much for me to handle.”>“The slugs don’t have to come from your mouth Weasley! You can do the slug diarrhoea spell! I’ll eat your magically transformed, wriggling squirming shit! I’ll be your sister, you can shit a liquid stream of live slugs down my throat until I throw up or pass out, and Harry can watch! That’s got to be good enough for me to live, right? Please please please! You can slather my nipples in hot sauce so they sting and hurt me all the way through the whole thing! Please let that be enough I don’t want to die!”>Neville and Seamus walked away in disgust.>The monster in Harry’s chest flared up. He hadn’t planned to seriously hurt Malfoy before, but now he was going to fuck him up! How dare he make Harry think such awful things about Ginny!>“Cruci-“>“Harry my boy, I really would rather we heard Draco out. His ideas are certainly most intriguing,” said Dumbledore, calmly.>All three remaining boys jumped. Somehow, they had failed to hear the headmaster stretching his legs along the cobblestone floor towards them.>“Professor, he’s sick in the head. He needs to be put down.”>“Oh Harry, you don’t live to be as old as I am, without learning not to yuck another man’s yum. Draco, I want to take you up on your offer. I was very sexually adventurous in my youth,” (Dumbledore suddenly turned and winked at Ron, who flinched in response), “but even I never sampled such exquisite delights as you are suggesting.”
>>220645752nigga what the fuck and when the fuck was any of this mentioned? when the fuck did Nagini become a woman?
>>220647196>It was Draco’s turn to be absolutely gobsmacked.>“Sir I mean, we don’t have to unless you want to…i-it was just an idea”>“Shh Draco, don’t sell yourself short, I think it’s a splendid idea,” said Dumbledore, his eyes twinkling behind his half moon spectacles, as he disrobed.>“Well, Ron and I will be going then, you’ll want some privacy.”>“Nonsense Harry. I saw you try and use an unforgivable. It’ll be eighty points from Gryffindor unless you stay and watch. I don’t care what Weasley does.”>“Harry, I’ll stay, I should stay, right? I’ll stay if you want me to!”>“No Ron, honestly, you don’t have to watch”.>“Oh you can’t go just yet Weasley, I need you to cast the spell. Hagrid told me how long your slugs kept coming up! I hope they’re as strong out the back door.”>“I don’t know sir. I never tried,” said Ron, eyes downcast at the floor, trying his best to avoid looking at the old man’s drooping foreskin.>“You’ll just have to do your best. Now Harry, I think you’ll like this. I know you and your little friends needed to brew your funny little potion, and you needed the exact right person’s hair. But, I really am terribly clever.”>Harry winced as Dumbledore pinched a single hair from his scalp, and tried to look away the old man made Malfoy suck it off his fingers. Then he closed his eyes and reached out with his wand (his other wand slowly stirring).>“Oh yes Harry, her DNA never really left you. There she is”.
>>220647227> Dumbledore’s eyes opened, and he levelled his wand at Draco. >“Sectumsempra!” All Draco could do was pathetically throw his hands up for the curse that never hit him.>Instead, his robes slid off, sliced neatly at every seam, his skin unharmed. Harry watched in dawning horror as freckles broke out over Malfoy’s skin, a pair of pert breasts developed, and his hair grew and changed colour into a mane of fiery red hair. >Harry was left staring blankly into a pair of bottle green eyes, that felt like looking into a mirror. This was the first time he had ever seen his mother. Dimly, he noted she was barely older than he was. >“Mum”>Harry fell to his knees the first time he heard his mothers voice. She sounded as terrified as she did in his memory every time dementors got close.>“I’m scared, Potter.”>Dumbledore looked down at the cowering Lilly Potter, and sighed wistfully. >“That takes me back”>Neither Harry or Draco…well, Lilly now, resisted as the leg locking jinx came down on both of them. >“It’s time Mr Weasley”.>“Sir…I can’t” >“Oh you absolutely can and you absolutely must.”>“Shit slugs” said Ron, shakily, and then he started sobbing.>A familiar draw rang out. “You sent for me headmaster, I am at your com…Lilly. Oh god Lilly! You’re ali-“ Snape fell silent, hit by a full body bind. He would have to watch also.
>>220647295>Dumbledore’s face strained into a grotesque gurning grimace. Suddenly, there was a loud pop, and a golden snitch flew out of his asshole, followed by a spray of diarrhoea made of hundreds of wet, slimy, sentients slug shaped pieces of shit, which covered Lilly’s face, neck and torso, leaving her spitting them out and desperately trying to get them out of her hair. >“No no no my dear. You have to eat every. single. one.”>Lilly gagged, then knowing what would happen if she didn’t, determinedly began shovelling them in, staining her perfect teeth with the old man’s loose, watery stools. >Dumbledore pressed the fallen snitch to Harry’s mouth, and he tasted it! There was a slug made out of living shit flailing around on top of his tongue! He panicked and tried to spit it out, but it charged for the back of his throat like it was on a mission. Harry vomited back chunks of his hearty breakfast in the Great Hall still visible.>”Harry, take the stone inside the snitch.”
>>220642950Whoa there chud, nothing lighthearted about sucking dick and eating shit.
>>220647321>Harry reached though his own chunky vomit, which had filled the inside of the snitch like the cheaped can soup Petunia used to feed him cold. Trying not to throw up again, desperately swallowing back the next wave of bile, Harry found what he was looking for. As soon as his fingers closed around it, his real parents appeared, ghostly. >”They have to watch too Harry. Keep them here until the end, or I’ll slit your fucking throat and piss down it, till all the blood in your body is replaced with my piss.” >Behind him, Harry heard Ron’s last shreds of courage and loyalty crumble. He sprinted away, his footsteps echoing down the stone corridor.>”Now we can begin in earnest”, said Dumbledore.>The old man let out the largest brap Harry had ever heard, ten times louder than Vernon after a fry up. A torrent of feces, in colours Harry never knew a human could produce, yellow, green and red sprayed out, and began absolutely drenching Lilly. Painting the wall behind her, permanently staining the stones of the once hallowed halls.>The smell was worse than anything Harry had ever experienced. Worse than the killing fields of the Basilisk, littered as it was with rat corpses. Worse than any fertiliser Professor sprout had made then use from any of Hagrid’s monsters. >The powerful, mustard gas like aroma threatened to put Harry under. He looked at his polymorphed mother. By the pregnancy like swell of her belly, she would be gone soon too. He looked up at his real parents, his Father holding his mother as she wept into his shoulder. He’d be with them both soon enough. >As his world faded away from him, the last thing Harry heard were the maniacal peals of laughter coming from Dumbledore. Dimly, they echoed in a way that seemed to take years. >“Well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin.”
>>220642602leftie still think the show is brilliant because it owns the chuds.
>>220646710Wasn't Charlie Kirked because he opposed going to war with Iran?
>>220648392There are many theories on why he was killed, but the biggest impact his death had wasn't the motive of the killer, but the ubiquitous reaction of leftists. They all want you to be literally shot dead in broad daylight for not being in their cult. They openly want to murder anyone and everyone who doesn't perfectly fit their jihadi sect. Someone who unironically used the expression "people of color" was still considered a "nazi" and butchered for it to the psychotic bloodthirsty glee of leftists worldwide. My own mother was told by the electric jew that he deserved it because he was against murdering babies, and she of course believed it.
>>220643850your orange god molests kids
>>220648575charlie kirk was involved in an attempted coup. Thats part of why people hate him.> Someone who unironically used the expression "people of color" He was against the civil rights act
