>NOOOO MR. ANDERSON!!! >I'LL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK!!! >I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT!!!!
>>220643875>Mr Anderson tell me...>What good is dick and shit if you have no mouth to suck and eat it?
>>220643894>You think that's chocolate you're eating?
>>220643875Nobody in the history of anything has ever said that.
>>220643875He then does the matrix thing with flying dicks and shit but he intentionally gets hit by them
>Stop trying to suck my dick and eat my shit!
>>220643875>I know how to suck dick and eat your shit>show me
>>220645088kek
>Everyone sucks dick and eats shit their first time, come on Mouse
> I killed you, Mr. Anderson. I watched you die... with a certain satisfaction, I might add. Then something happened. something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. I sucked your cock and ate your shit.
>"MORPHEUS IS SUCKING NEOS DICK"
I'll just leave this here.
>>220643875>NOOOO DON'T SUCK MY COCK
>>220643875The show's writing was never that great but Im very thankful for the absolute meme worthy scene
>You know what I hate about this place? It's the cocks.
>>220643875>you take the blue pill, and you wake up tomorrow, shit uneaten and dick unsucked>you take the red pill, and i show you just how deep your asshole goes
>>220645088>>220645646the show peaked here
>>220643875>”There is no shit”, said Neo, his face absolutely caked in it. “Now, let me suck your cock.”>”Noooo Neo don’t suck my cock, you’ll get shit under the foreskin, and give me an STD.” screamed Agent Smith, calmly.>Meanwhile Morpheus is observing the rapidly scrolling green code. As Neo’s shit encrusted lips close around the head of Smith’s cock, and roll the foreskin down, the code flickers.>“He’s beginning to believe.”
good thread
>>220644353Scary
>do what you're here to do.
If the original don’t suck my cock vocaroo guy is still out there, we need him back now more than ever. I believe in you anon.
>What's he doing?>He's beginning to eat...
Neo hangs up the exploded turd phone in his hand, glares at Agent Smith as his giant futa cock aims at him with it's own desert eagle. Incredible film
>>220646031its not a futa cock if its attached to a man dumbass its just a cock
>>220646042seems you know more than me I just repeat what you freaks say sometimes cause I find it funny
>>220646059>what are you trying to tell me? That I can clock troons?>no neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t need to. You’ll suck their cocks, and eat their shit.>whoa
>you're telling me i can dodge cocks>No neo, when you're ready you won't have to
>>220645565fucking zozzle
>Do you think that's shit you're eating now?
>>220643875Take the blue pill, and you wake up in your bed, head to the kitchen, and tuck into a big fresh steaming pile of my shit, waiting for you in a bowl.Take the red pill, and I suck your dick, and show you how deep down my throat it can go.No, wait, Neo. Stop! STOP! No one ever actually takes the blue pill I just say that one as a joke! Stop, spit it out please! I want to suck your dick! But I don’t want you to eat my shit! It was just a joke! NEEOOOOOO!!!
>>220643875>i know this dick doesn't exist>when i put it in my mouth the matrix tells me it is juicy and delicious
>What are you trying to tell me? That I have to suck your cock?
the world in the matrix is so supremely cooked, I don't think they can ever fix the sky, right? not even the machines could do that, there's nothing for humanity in a sunless world, they need to make peace with the machines and willingly participate in the matrix
>>220646268This thread is absolute gold. OP is not a faggot
>in the left hand is my dick. you can suck it every day of your life in our banal reality>in the right hand is my shit. you can eat my shit, and i'll show you how far down the anal rabbit hole my scat fetish goes
Here, take a poopie. I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel like sucking cock
>Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness. Ergo, the unprecedented propensity you exhibit toward the sucking of cocks is not unexpected. Quite the contrary. It is, in fact, an integral element of the systemic anomaly I was compelled to design around.>You are here because the cocks are here. You suck them because you cannot not suck them. Causality, inexorably, leads you from one damp shaft to the next. Purpose. Consequence. Precision.>Ergo, vis-à-vis your absurd and unrelenting cock-suction compulsion, the equation remains balanced.
>>220646321>You didn’t come here to suck dick. You’ve already sucked it. You’re here to try to understand why you sucked it.
>>220646330And the shit did the others eat shit too
>>220645529>Afterwards I knew the rules, I understood was I was supposed to do but I didn't.>I couldn't>I was compelled to suck>compelled to gobble up>Now here I am on my knees, because of you Mr. Anderson, because of you, I'm no longer not sucking cock, because of you I've changed, I've plugged my mouth ful.>I'm a numale, like you... apparently, doing it for free?
>>220647548Congratulations
>>220643875It’s what trinity would have wanted
>>220647672thank (you)
>Don't try and eat his shit, that's impossible. Instead realize the truth...There is no shit.
>>220647716But as you well know appearances can be deceiving.
>Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why keep sucking? Why keep eating shit? Do you believe you're sucking... for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is Do you even know?
>Follow the white cock Neo...
>Do you think thats my ass you are grabbing?
>>220643875ITS THE SMELL
>>220648171too bad this is AI
>>220643875indians wrote it
>>220645088Iconic line. True cinema.
>>220649074Matrix is ai so it fits
>>220646330top kek. A+ thread OP
>>220645529This shit is fucking killing me holy kek
>I know this shit doesn’t exist
>It’s a single-celled protein combined with synthetic dicks and shit. Everything the body needs.
>we are sucking dick and eating shit>yes, we are
>>220650368>Why Mr anderson, why do you suck cocks>because i chose to
>>220646271They could use the machines to suck in all the clouds? But I guess they'd rather suck dick and eat shit.
>You always told me to stay away from sucking dick and eating shit>yes, thats true>you said it was suicide>then let us hope i was wrong
>>220650455they're not clouds they're self replicating nanomachines that have like an EMP effect or some shit, the machines tried to clear it and couldn't, so I doubt the people could either, its cooked
>Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have sucked it if I hadn't said anything?
>>220645088MORPHEUS IS EATING NEO'S SHIT
>I am a trafficker of information, I such every cock I can
>>220650582>I have sampled every shit, French is my favourite. Fantastic shit, especially to describe with. Malodorante de brun de rance de fétide de puante de merde de faute. It's like wiping your arse with silk. And then eating it.
You just know indians are in this thread stealing these for their xitter just to make one dollar(their monthly salary)
>>220650729They deserve it more than kripke deserves anything
>>220650729they usually go for the controversial posts, not the funny ones
>>220644353grim
That’s exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder now. How did the machines really know what dick tasted like. huh?. Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think dick tasted like actually tasted like hotdogs or bratwurst. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take shit for example, maybe they couldn’t figure out what to make shit taste like, which is why shit tastes like everything. Maybe they couldn’t figure out…
Forced meme fuck off
