>HIIISSSSS!!!!! HISSSSSsssSSSSs??!!! HISSS!!>HISSSS HISSSSSSHHHHHIT!!!!!
It has a mouth for sucking dick and a mouth for eating shit.
not everyone may be into these movies but i find them to be good
She didn't say that.
>>220646064Seeing that line parodied this much is the first time even I have been genuinely disappointed in this board
Remember according to Romulus this one survived and killed more people, Ripley did not kill him
>>220646056I look forward to the next good piece of media from the Alien franchise. I'd like another game like Alien Isolation too.
>>220646137No pain receptors or just that capable of ignoring pain?
>>220646174probably no meaningful pain receptors, individual xenomorphs are just drones of a hive
>>220646163https://youtube.com/watch?v=h8wJ5nHyKEcIsolation 2 is in dev
>>220646174Something even better that's only fitting for the perfect organism... plot convenience reconning for a proposed sequel that was never thought up by anyone who worked on the original film.
>>220646187Good point. I tend to forget about the unique potential of a hive structure.
>>220646208Awesome, thanks. I'm surprised I missed that until now.
>>220646220Well, now I've got some brushing up to do. Wonder where they'll go from here.
>>220646137Also according to romulus:>aliens will ignore you if you just raise rooms temp to your body temp>chestbursters can morph into a vaginacocoon that produces a fully grown xenomorph>reverseengineering the black goo from prometheus out of facehuggers takes less than 2 years>humanity needs the black goo to become more resilient so they can colonize space even though they already have synths who could do it for them
Something needs to be said about how the otherwise-impeccable atmosphere the film has maintained all the way up to this moment is fucking shattered as it turns into a 50s B-movie with that fucking trumpet and full clear shots of the costumed actor bouncing off the spaceship-hull set on a wire. I view it as a bit of a tragedy
>>220646056I'm not that fluent in xenoese but I'm pretty sure he is begging to suck our dicks and even eat our shit if we don't throw him out the airlock
>>220646137Romulus isn't canon.
>>220646056Okay OP, you win, you got me
>>220646137Romulus isnt cannon
>>220646089>no, don’t mock my heckin TDS capeshit!
>>220646603For me its the cut when the ash prop turns into ian holm.Like just have an actor walk past the camera to mask it or something ffs what is this amateur hour
>>220646137ALIEN Franchise formally ended @ Alien 3, the rest are whacky zany spinoffs like the hundreds of in-universe non-canon novels.
>>220646137That was so shit. “Look, we brought back the original alien! You won’t get to see it alive and it got killed offscreen by some random! The company got what they wanted even though it makes no sense! Also all its blood pouring out somehow wasn’t enough to melt through a small space station! Isn’t this all incredibly satisfying?!”
>>220646364Turning up the heating a bit blinds facehuggers even though in the first film they’re all in a room that’s hotter than the tropics. Fede is a cunt
>>220648462>>220646603It was 1979. They did pretty well with the technology of the time.
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>>220646603Man, we have turned into a bitchy, entitled, nitpicking moany bitchy ass bunch of whiners, haven't we?
>>220648979tbf I thought the weird laser/light line above the eggs was kind of a trigger or something, and the English dude did get really fucking close to the egg.
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>>220649269how do eggs produce lasers tho
>>220649334I don't mean the eggs produced it but didn't you think it a bit odd that X years have passed since the ship crashed and the only thing functioning is the laser light line above/in the mist within the egg pits?
>>220649475yeah totally, i always thought it was an space elephant thing thoughbut in romulus the same blue lazors are in the hive on the station suggesting its something that gets produced by the eggs
>>220646089Honestly embarrassing. Almost half the threads are about that garbage show and every other thread is spammed with it. Guess I'm staying off/tv/ for a couple of days until this cancer dies down
>>220647411>TDSTotal Dick Sucking?
>>2206488663 was complete ass. I'd rather it just ended at the second one.
>>220649659I love 3, shitty cgi aside.Great atmosphere and great actors. Obviously its not as good as the first two.
>>220646603The movie has an orchestral score. There’s trumpet from the opening credits. The main Alien theme that they bring back in later films is played on a trumpet
>>220649512That’s because Fede is dumb and borrows other people’s things thoughtlessly
I’LL HISS YOUR HISS AND HISS YOUR HISS!!!!
>>220646364>aliens will ignore you if you just raise rooms temp to your body tempthat's a straight rip off of Predator 2 starring Gary Bussey
>>220649269same. still clueless as to why that lazerlight barrier is even there
>>2206496593 is a masterpiece compared to 4
>>220649993Both are bad movies that should never have existed.
>>220649963it was like the only thing still working on the engineer ship and its like a safety measure to check if the cargo is intactif you go with the idea that that room is the cargo hold and not a temple or whatever that the ship is sitting on
>>220646089My only regret is that the boys will be remembered at all
>>220648866No, ALIENS was the end, Ripley, Hicks and Newt became a family back on earth, and in Ripley's twilight years she became a X-wing pilot.
>>220650166lelThe thing that makes Alien cool is that it's cosmic horror.And you can't come into contact with cosmic terror and then settle down and play happy family.Obviously you also shouldnt kill characters off offscreen inbetween movies.
>>220649659Alien 3 is great>b-but muh hicks and newtnobody cares, grow the fuck up