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>>220646373nobody likes that cunt she just mad she got called out for being buddies with Epstein
>>220646373I'd like to handle her Chelsea's, if you catch my meaning?
>>220646373white noise
everything is racist, everything is sexist, and you have to call it all out
>>220646373A suck dick eat shit thread died for this
>>220646393is that the woke unfunny nigga who was one of the many things that ruined Conan's show when he moved to TBS?
>>220646373This is how the world sees leftist.
>>220646393racist jokes are a staple of roasts, you humorless cunt. your shitty clapter woke dogshit was the worst set of the whole night. women dont belong in comedy they all have cancer of the funnybone
She's a hot woman and has hot feet. She can say anything she wants, I couldn't care less.
>>220646373early life
>>220646393only white people? so asians can can make nigger jokes then?
>>220646393Is it time to kill ALL of the stand up comedians now? I don't care if they're le based or shitlibs
>>220646393meanwhile Shane had the lady on MSSP yesterday whos husband killed himself and she wasnt even mad about any of the shit he said, Chelsea like a typical white lib women just getting offended on behalf of black women
>>220646373>woman comedian can't handle jokes>leftist went to a roast and got offendedShe's a walking stereotype
>>220646373>anyone who says le no no words in their comedy act is a heckin NAZI!!!fuck off you dried up old whore
>>220646373Complaining about getting roasted at a Roast is some bush league shit especially if you're a comedian (not a celebrity). Especially when she got PAID. This bitch is a cunt. Boom. Roasted.
>>220646393What's wrong with making jokes about rope, lunching black people, and committing salicide? What's wrong with woven fibres, black guys eating, and microelectronics?
>>220646373I agree, she only went to Epstein's island, they took it too far desu
>>220646570I can't believe Chelsea Handler is terrified of black people eating while existing baka
>>220646373THEY'RE DICK SUCKERTHEY'RE SHIT EATERSTHEY'RE PUSSIES
This hag took selfies of herself moments after fucking 50 Cent. Nasty.
>>220646509She's not white you fucking retard. Kikes arent white. About time to get this through your thick skulls
>>220646393>claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about rapeThis implies there's anything wrong with joking about rape. There isn't.
>>220646393>>220646373So another leftist jew that was on epstein island is seething at white people
>>220646373WHO THE FUCK LAUGHED???
>>220646373Wasnt she briefly bitching about not being able to tell jokes a few years ago? Is there any side this whore wont take when its convientant?
>>220646393what stupid bitch
>>220646738It gets better. She put out an anti-Spencer Pratt ad saying he shouldn't be mayor because he's a "straight white male". How are these people so openly racist and get away with it?
>its like joking about rape.>while partying with epstein.
>>220646373>>220646393and.... who is she?
>>220646815She was kind of popular like 10 years ago
>>220646373>Shane Gillisfuck why is this no talent half downy pushed so hard? hes like the jelly roll of comedians
>>220646886Relax chelsea
>>220646393>I'd like to speak to the manager, thank you!
>>220646373she has no kids no she doesnt have skin in the game anyways.
>>220646777Best part is... it was AFTER Epstein was charged with pedophilia. Whoopi Goldberg tried using Epstein's plane and invited him on the trip. Again, this is after he was busted the first time.
shes literally the definition of a roastieher old, disgusting, used meat flaps fucked around the entire industry and now she's mad people are realizing
>>220646393We still social distancing? Or just lefties?
>>220646886He is just slightly politically incorrect in that "hehe, I say something bad about my black homies occasionally but I really love them" way that makes normalfags feel like real rebels.
>>220646886That could be said about every single person working in the dying industry of show business
>>220646393>8000 people in the room laughed at le bad jokeslol
>>220646886because people got sick of SNL tier jewish virtue signalling and he's the hollywood approved version of thatjews saw joe rogan and realized they needed a tamer redneck-ish white guy to tell jokes without being too far right so they went with shane gillis
Roasts are so awkward. Even if someone says something funny, watching the subject of the roast have to pretend they are not mad really makes me cringe.
>>220647146There's only one person who ever handled a Roast with grace and dignity.My friends wanted to give me a Roast once and just the idea that my friends wanted to spend an hour shitting on me didn't feel good, I must say.
>>220646373>Ignore the fact I was with a global elite pedo, those GUYS ARE RACIST!!! THE KIDS I RAPED WERE AT LEAST 15, THATS CALLED HEBEPHILE, NOT PEDOPHILE!!!
Why didn't she say that during the roast?
>>220647200>my friends wanted to spend an hour shitting on me
Chelsea the goyim Handler
>>220647002I get the vibe he is hiding his power level.
>Gillis told Page Six through a rep, “This is a big moment for Chelsea. I am glad she’s capitalizing. Good for her. We’re all rooting for her. Anyway come see me July 17th at the football stadium in Philly.”
>>220646774Why do they never say "man"?
>>220647288Am I crazy, but didn't Kevin Hart get picked to host the Oscars and the Dumocrats had a meltdown over one of his old jokes so he backed out of the gig.No comedian wanted to host after that so they started doing Oscars with no hosts for awhile. Or am I making that up?
>>220647431Lol believable
>>220647431Holy shit its realShane is fucking hilarious
>>220647251You joke but yes, it's a special kind of evil to mess with very young children as opposed to teenagers.
>>220646393I love how she says SHE wasn't fine with the dead husband joke. Gotta love these virtue signaling kikes I swear to god.Yet Sherryl not only knew what Shane was going to ask before he even asked it (and said go ahead), she was just on an episode of his most recent podcast. I guess virtue signaling "das raycis" to deflect from the fact that you were at an intimate dinner with Epstein and Woody Allen is the only move you can do.
>>220647478Nope since if you got caught doing one you probably did the other or would at least excuse it.
>>220647438I never noticed that before. Why do they say "male" instead of "man"? Maybe it's connected to all that pronoun bullshit. Like male is a born man. But man can be a born female.In any case,>Comedian Chelsea Handler released an anti-endorsement video on social media heavily criticizing The Hills alum Spencer Pratt's campaign for mayor of Los Angeles. She compared his bid to Donald Trump's political rise, arguing that "a straight white male former reality star" with no government experience should not be a legitimate candidate.
>>220647431The fact that he's been roasting her for years is the cherry on top. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45HZSIUUUnY
>>220647146>>220647200The thing is that roasts back in the Dean Martin days were like "I heard your wife just got her own credit card - hope you're ready to make 20 movies a year to deal with her spending!" and now they're like "Lmao so how dead is your gay faggot son? I bet he's getting AIDS raped in hell right now."
>>220646373is she a trannie?
>>220647512>Pratt quickly fired back at Handler, igniting a bitter public feud. Instead of directly addressing her critique of his qualifications, he retaliated by posting a video clip of comedian Shane Gillis (from the Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart) mocking Handler for attending a dinner party at Jeffrey Epstein's home in 2010.No wonder she's pissed lol.
>>220647498This is the logic that pedos use as a shield by the way. The more you misuse terms the more they get away with their shit. You've already got half the world believing epstein was exclusively after 17 year olds which is exactly why you were programmed to use words the way you do.
My solution for women, and I think this may have helped Chelsea Handler in her life, is to raise the age of consent to 35, specifically for women. Their craniums aren’t done developing until then
>>220646373She gives off hot milf vibes. Any nudes?
>>220647512Why should a jewish women who was on epstein island be allowed to dictate who can and can't run for office
>>220647550I don't understand what your implying with my post?The majority of the country thinks he was fucking little kids and eating babies.
>>220647431What an absolute lad.
>>220647559She proudly talks about how she only fucked black guys in high-school
I just realized I’ve been confusing her and Whitney Cummings for years
>>220647575You don't understand what I'm implying by my post you mean. Your lack of understanding is not my problem, learn the language you're attempting to communicate in and gain context.
>>220647492>I love how she says SHE wasn't fine with the dead husband joke.as opposed to? she's allowed to have an opinion
>>220647609I don't understand how your post relates to mine.Also your logic in general is retarded.Calling epstein a pedophile in no lead to most people thinking he fucked only teenagers. Which in itself is your head cannon
>>220647633>I don't understandYes this has been established. Anyway have fun.
>>220647618Being offended for someone else makes a karen
>>220647618As opposed to the only person who should have an opinion on it, the widow, who was cool with it. I literally said that in the next paragraph. Either you're an illiterate jeet or you're just fishing for ((yous)), fuck off.
>>220647588>Whitney CummingsFun fact: Miss Cummings said she didn't cum irl until she hit menopause.It was the same podcast episode where Rachel said that Anakin Skywalker never gave her an orgasm. Bitches be crazy! Seriously, women roast men every single fucking day. When we throw it back they crumble to pieces.
>>220647643Lol you are bad at this pedo
>>220646373Shut your mouth and get naked again, Chelsea. That's the only reason anyone takes notice of you.
>>220646393>she just mad she got called out for being buddies with Epsteinwell here’s a video of Tony hinchcliffe losing his mind over a harmless Epstein joke: https://youtube.com/shorts/RH12mYOYE2M?si=jPTUMUnRRWwPatos
>>220647675I've always wondered does she have breast implants? Or a breast lift? She does have some nice ass tit-ays.
>>220647683Why do I need to watch a video of Tony?. Did he hang out with epstein after he was arrested as a pedophile?
>>220646886>jelly roll of comediansWhy do people act like there are any comedians that they'll respect? Everyone hates ALL comedians now that they replaced cable T.V with podcasts.
>>220647701You'll have to post a picture for us to study in greater detail.
>>220646373Bitch has some nice tiddies. Perfect areola to boob ratio
>>220647734You'll have to post a picture for us to study in greater detail.
>>220647550NTA, but Epstein may have preferred teenagers, but he acquired all ages for his blackmailed clients. So he personally could have been a teen guy, but he is still evil for procuring kids under 14. Personally I think anything under 16 is weird, mainly because if we trust 16 year olds to have a drivers license, it suggests we have trust in their maturity not to abuse something that could potentially cause mass harm or death, so I dont see why we cant trust their maturity to understand what they are doing when they engage in sex, that, and we also dont live in the 1800s anymore so we dont need a 14 year old bride to push out 5 to 10 kids to work on the farm. Though at 37, I wouldn't want to hook up with someone too much younger than me because honestly, they are just fucking annoying.
>>220647530jewish
>>220647734i can corroborate these claims
>>220646877*20 years ago
>>220647707I watched the video so you don't have to. Some "comedian" was making jokes about Trump being a pedo on Epstein Island the crowd didn't laugh and so the host community noted him live & in color.
is this chick a nepobaby?she owned a house in LA that she bought from JFK Jr for like 8 million and she doesnt even live in it or lease it, its like a 2nd homewhich means she has an even more expensive housei've never seen anything with her, doing stand up can't pay that muchshe the daughter of some jew billionaire or something?
>>220647647>women are retardedmany such cases>>220647653>only person who should have an opinionnot how that works you dumb nigger, people are allowed to have opinions on things especially on a podcast. Anons upset at someone sharing an opinion are ironically more bitch made than the people they're complaining about
>>220647779Ahh even funnier when Tony never made the joke about Chelsea and the poster has misplaced seethe.
>>220647748>I wouldn't want to hook up with someone too much younger than me because honestly, they are just fucking annoying.All women are annoying but you're right, teenagers are especially so. When I was 34 I had a fwb who was 18 and outside of sex I always wanted to kill myself when hanging out with her, and the sex wasn't even that great, it was okay.
>>220647431Shane knows exactly how the machine works.
>>220647802It's straight out of the Dumocrats Playbook. It's their "both sides" argument where they defend assassination attempts on the President by saying Republicans are violent too. Violent with our words, I guess? Who knows anymore.
>>220646393>I wasn't fine with thatWho asked?
>>220646373fyi: she's angry cause Shane called out her Epstein connections and supporting of Israel
>>220646373It's nice of Chelsea to take one for the team and show everyone women aren't funny.
>>220646987Social distancing is back because of hanta virus. Don’t go around kissing mouse asshole.
>>220647559Nice try, roastie.
>>220646401>>220646481>>220647570Fucking terrible taste
remind me what this bitch ever did to be famous in the first place
>>220647908The browns are very easily aroused by blonde hair since it's exotic to them and since they're from fucked societies they all have mommy issues.
>>220647928Fucking 50 cent
>>220646393>murder is even worse than rape!!!No shit you dumb bitch.
>>220647879>>220647883How did she even get booked for this show?>>220647521Back when roasts were kino everyone was friends irl. Nowadays they'll just hire anyone. I don't think Handler even met Kevin Hart until the night of the event.
>>220646393I really just don’t care for insult comedy . >bbbut Jeffery Ross is funny He was funnier in the 90s doing alt comedy for Gen X hipsters
>>220647903>Social distancing is back because of hanta virus.Literally did a *facepalm*Leftists really want another pandemic so fucking bad. Why?
>>220647959Roasts give me 2nd hand cringe so I never watch them. I hate having 2nd hand cringe...
>>220647968I can't wait for her to be abused by foreigners.
>>220646487Erm no every race gets along perfectly without evil whites.
>>220647968Extremely specific denial
>>220647570>Any nudes?Loads, she's fine with showing off her milf body. Just search for hem.
>>220646373Chelsea Handler fucks niggers, so whatever opinion she has about anything at all is completely irrelevant to me.
>>220647968After a certin age you can go back to sleeping in, basically 5 and up the kid knows not to drink the stuff under the sink. Disneyland is old hat, only adults who used disney as a cope to get over their parents divorce, or molestation growing up attend it nowadays. She is just being a jew and trying to depop the world with this idea.
>>220648017now Chelsea knows how it feels to be going down on a girl and getting squirted in the face!
>>220648050This and God forbid you ask her if she thinks shit skins having kids like roaches is a problem or a sign they are bad at making choices.
>>220648062Squirt is clear pee, the best kind of pee to be peed on with, stop being a homo about squirt.
>>220647968
>>220648105Succinctly put
>>220647968WARNING: RADIOACTIVE COPIUM
>>220648017
>>220648123Succ what?
>>220648197Incas
>>220647200Ahh ya unzipped me AUGH
>>220646373Another (((white))) woman opinion
>>220647968>chuds complaining about Chelsea getting triggered by jokes>gets triggered by a joke/tv/ - retarded and hypocrites. What a combo
>>220648482What joke did the chuds get triggered by?
What would Samuel Clements think? I mean... Nigger Tom
>>220648500Ignore that snowflake. He's having a board wide meltdown rn (TDS).
>>220648500it doesn't know. it's just a bot after all
>>220648500The obvious PSA videos she's parodying. Please improve your media literacy skills
she's right, maybe it's time we stop punching down at suffering minorities and start punching up at corrupt bigoted elites like donald trumpf instead
>>220647492how much plastic surgery am i looking at right now
>>220646373literally who are these people
>>220648547>It's a parodyholy cope
>>220646393Is this the female comedian jim norton simped for?
>>220647951>>220647521Fucking this, roasts should be a celebration of the person while poking fun at them, not whatever it is now.
>>220646500>muh pussy >muh period>muh wine benders>muh cats>my hilarious one night stand story (of which they have 100s because they are sluts and they still think about that one chud that roughfucked her on the bar toilet daily) >muh shopping sprees >muh childless auntie life >muh rapefantasy movie references>harry potter references This is pretty much 90% of womens standup comedy. I havent seen a lot because most stand up is complete garbage but those i have seen from women are exactly that >inb4 have sex incelI am currently milfmaxxing and look decent :)
>>220648538>more chud coping and seething >brings up the orange pedophile randomly So this the so called top minds of 4chan I've heard so much about
>>220648679*chad >t chud
>>220648635>Jim Norton>simping for women
Regardless of her retarded politics she has a nice pair and gets them out frequentlyCya in 3 days fellas
>>220648748Thanks m8. Have a nice vacation.
>>220648619i mean it is in the psa style but that's about it
>>220646393>she says on some negro ran podcastCouldn't make it up.
>>220646393Pathetic. They always love to talk about how virtuous and principled they are AFTER they cash the check.
>>220646566There are so many black comedians complaining about this roast it's kinda funny
>>220648801Why?
>>220648748nice i love tits
>>220648801They made fun of their patron saint, St. George Floyd of Fentanyl.
>>220646373Bong here, I do not know who this is. Is she well-known in America?
>>220648972Well she >>220648748 is known by me now xD
>>220648812Because they're white and making fun of blacks. It's inconceivable
>>220646373>>220646393meanwhile, they were INSTRUCTED to make race related jokes, and even ASKED underwood beforehand if it was ok to make jokes about her husband and she said it was fine. and its not even her roast, its kevin's. her feelings are irrelevant.
>>220646401you're fucking disgusting. she's and old lady and a gross old lady at that. i'm below average and would need to be paid to touch her
>>220647968>I just woke up and it's 1:00 in the morning>I get to sleep in however early or late I like>Because I don't have a fucking girlfriend>And because I don't have a fucking girlfriend>That means I don't have to touch anyone today>I don't have to touch, fondle, lift up or fuck ANYONE>I don't have to do any of those things>Not once, not ever.>Tits: They're not that great
>>220647657That is when they stopped taking birth-control you moron.
she's probably right. shane gillis was mocking ohtani who was in the midst of a gambling scandal even though it was already clear he was innocent.catering to edgy morons on Twitter while trying not to get cancelled isn't particularly funny or brave. It's basically just cowardice.
>>220646877*among women
