Pushed Off the Board by Retards EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>220629723
>>220648909Kirk looks ready to suck a dick there... or maybe eat shit.
SPOCKWE MUSTSUCK THEIR DICKSAND EAT....THEIR SHIT!!!
>>220648909Captains log stardate 1448 the klingons begged for mercy at the execution even offering to suck dicks and eat shit.
>>220648909
Dukat is proto Homelander
>star trek sex with shran poster doesn't get first post>is nowhere to be foundHe's dead, Jim.
>raiding a board over something as shitty as a The Boys finalelollmao even
>>220648909>Number 2, the shit must be eaten and the cocks sucked Make it so
star trek sex with shran
>>220648982i saw there was no /trek/ and thought I was finally free. didn't realize it was just a raid
>>220649022I never watched that Ferengi garbage and I can see I made the right choice
>>220648909>Pushed Off the Board by Retardsmaybe if you suck my dick and eat my shit you can keep your gay thread up
>>220648909Looks like he's opening wide to suck dick and eat shit
DAMMIT JIMI'M A DICK SUCKERNOT A SHIT EATER!!!
>the raiders are so clueless they don't even realize their spam is just another normal day in /trek/You're less annoying than the guy who spams nutrek webmsyou literally cannot hurt usalso thank you for the bumps
I know there are some fans who aren't happy with the new Star Trek, but personally, I think it's fantastic. The characters are complex and interesting, the visuals are stunning, and the stories are engaging. Plus, the representation in the show is amazing - it's great to see a diverse cast that reflects the real world. And as someone who grew up watching Star Trek, it's exciting to see the franchise continue to evolve and expand. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.
>>220649166He's doing his reddit comment reposts too
Have a bump to discuss a franchise with coherent logical writing.
>>220649166I mean this franchise is dead anyway. May as well take a shit on its grave.
>>220649022never watched it but read a synopsis. Isn't it true that show is exactly about that? Superhero cunts just doing shit so the moronic masses fall in line by being more occupied with the hype than the actual destruction of media and liberties around them?Must be well written, this is Cardassian Did Nothing Wrong all over again
>>220650393I don't know. Beyond the novelty of the first season, the show just fucking stinks and gets worse with every episode. I can't believe so many people kept watching until the finale.
>>220650393It started out an a criticism about celebrities and mega corporations. Superheroes were a metaphor for A-list stars. Like how Star Trek used aliens as a metaphor for social conflicts. But the writers let their Trump obsession take over. The result is a show that makes the worst of TOS season 3 look subtle and clever.
>>220648909Ok time to get back on topicWho do you guys think is more likely to suckle my peen to prevent galactic war, Kirk or Big P
>>220650424top shows in current year>GoT prequel (Nudity and Violence)>The Pitt (Personal Drama of rich people)>Industry (Undercover Capeshit destroying the financial sector 4tehpipl)>Bridgerton (Unrealistic Romance of rich people)>The Boys (Trumps capeshit)These are dark times and it's only going to get worse as rich sociopaths buy networks and production firms for propaganda useWe need Star Trek to be good again so bad it's unreal, but Grifters and Troll factories would never allow it to be
The real Star Trek was the dicks we sucked along the way
kissu for the janniestoday you have my sympathiesthank you for your service
tiem for trekpu, frenspost trekpussave trekpus
>>220650740Trekpu is here to spread positivity in these dark times!
>>220650796we're all gonna make it, frensfor teh federation (and chickn tendies)
Lads... I'm hungry.
Stardate 41145.7We've crashed landed on a strange boardWe can only get by with the native posters by begging to suck their cocks and eat their shit
Star Trek coprophagia with janeway
>>220650851that looks good, fren. bom apple tit!
star trek holographic atrocities with lieutenant barclay
>>220651019he can't keep getting away with it!
>>220649083When I went to look at what everybody was talking about, I saw a .webm of a man with shrinking powers going inside another man's rectum for sexual gratification, and then accidentally killing the man by returning to his normal size after sneezing.I do not understand the Modern Audience who watches this abject garbage.
>>220651073I understand them. They're like ants, Damar. Ants.
>>220651073That…wasn’t his rectum. Think smaller.I noticed that people who enjoy garbage like The Boys and Adam Sandler movies generally have no inner monologue. At least none beyond securing immediate needs. They can be nice on the surface. But they can’t produce a single interesting thought.
>>220651095Ants, sir?
>>220651267
>>220651233>That…wasn’t his rectumGood lord
>>220651233>>220651479my disappointment is immesurable and my day has been ruined
sneaky worf and rikerthat set is peak sovl, I love composite set dressing so much
Mr Barclay we have reports of you creating imitations of fellow crew members to.....>Checks reportsuck your dick and eat your shit?! Now Mr Barclay the Holodeck may be a place for personal pleasure pursuits but this is simply unacceptable! I'm sending you to Deanna Troi to work out your .... strange obsessions in less creepy way.
>>220648982he's sucking dicks in hell
good calisthenics
>didn’t offer to suck his dick or eat his shit>immediately sets the ship to self destruct without consulting anyone think of the children
boothby wouldn't allow this kind of behavior at starfleet academy
>>220648909>KHAAAAN!>I will suck your dick! I will eat your shit!
>homelander, when he offered to suck cock
would the real slim jannie please clean upplease clean upplease clean up
Imagine walking down to the Intermix chamber in the Warp Drive and seeing Ice Cream being made.
>>220651994this is known as a creamy laforge
>>220651987>the Prophets had to manipulate the lives of dozens of people just to make sure Dukat got pushed off a cliff into a pit of fire
>>220652317all they needed was a good man and an evil onetruth is, the game was rigged from the start
>>220651987Too busy eating hot pockets and banning anyone but the spammers.
Number one engage Dick Suck and fire the Shit Eating devicesEngage
>>220652447Nobody here watched that garbage show, force the astroturfed meme elsewhere
>>220648909He looks like he is about to suck dick and eat shit
>>220651775He was a hologram
at least this might motivate the chuds to migrate to a capeshit general so we can talk about star trek
>>220652853that's an 8472
Reading the Voyager "String Theory" novel trilogy. Janeway accidentally breaks the universe and the Nacene are pissed.Aside from some strange characterization in the first novel, it's pretty good, and I wish the show did something more like this with the Caretaker aliens instead of dropping them after S2.
>>220653089I mean the "real" Boothby. How can the same mothefucker be there when Picard was at the Academy? Unless he was head gardener at 20 years old.
>>220653318mccoys age.png
>>220653298>kirsten beyer bookYour poor brain
>>220653365Her books were good...NuTrek brain parasites broke her.
I'm really enjoying STA. They've expanded on the premise without falling into the usual traps and the world feels real with characters who are allowed to grow.
Measure of a Man... is gay.Discuss.
>>220653801You're hurting the thread.
>>220653829Why is he measuring men? What parts of these men are being measured?Society might not like it but these are questions which need to be asked.
>Voyager makes several leaps taking years off their journey>still runs into Hirogen, Talaxians, Malon
>>220653940Go on.
The writers have had to learn some hard lessons about Star Trek but STA is a gamechanger and I'm really looking forward to seeing how this whole thing pans out.
>>220654123Genuinely didn't remember him having kidsProlly dead after the finale though
>>220654263Paramount needs to stop pandering to zoomers and accept that we're an uncslop franchise. Embrace the unc!
>>220654123I like to think it wasn't Dukat having an illegitimate Bajoran daughter that made his family leave him. It was him going public with it.
>>220649026>number one, drop trow and give me a number 2
>>220654418>I like to thinkpicard is racist?
>>220654338Looking forward, STA is exploring a side of the Star Trek universe that was left largely untouched by earlier iterations. How they face this new threat and deal with the challenges posed is a really exciting premise.
It's very cold on Breen. And us Cardassians do hate the cold.
>can you please stop talking about eating shit and sucking dick with me sitting here
A groundbreaking show, Star Trek Academy takes the franchise in a whole new direction that had some fans worried but now that we have grown to know and love the characters, the statement the show makes is becoming more and more profound.
>>220654572jewjew trek was awful
>>220654654Go on.
>>220654654Indeed. Completely garbage for shit-brained retards.>oh you know that bookworm omnicompetent whizkid james t. kirk? well he is a dumb jock retard and he went from cadet to captain because... who gives a shit, add some lens flares>spock has FEEEEEELINGS for his GIRLFRIEND! he's so ANGRY!>millennial writing chungus scotty complete with a "please buy a toy of" mascot companion>dumb jj tropes like planetary destruction and superweapons because he wants to make star wars so fucking badly
>>220654654>>220654848Fuck you bothJJ Abrams is a national treasure and the scene of Kirk on the snow planet was kino
>>220654848A reimagining.
sfa season 2 reportedly even more episodic, can't wait
>>220654980Fans are coming out strong for the new shows with real excitement and the metrics are reflective of that.
>>220654564good scene. dukat fantasizing about revenge instead of confronting the consequences of his actions. even killing the guy who his wife chose to be with wouldn't bring her back unless he forced her to.
>>220654893get cancer!
>>220654980I was STUNNED and AMAZED that this show managed to be worse than the dreck then already put out. Nowhere in my imagination could I have thought they could make it even worse.
>>220655203you are old
>>220654980>final episode>the entire cast gather on the bridge>look into camera >far right haters on the internet killed something beautiful today
You aren't that weird person who only ever talks about Star Trek, are you, anon?
>>220655324I mostly just meme and shitpost but with a star trek theme.
>>220653940It was established that the Hirogen spread far and wide in search of prey, so it made sense that Voyager would keep running into them. IIRC there were only 2 garbagemen episodes, but yes it made no sense that there was a random Talaxian outpost that far away from Talaxian space.
>>220655406Even worse about the Talaxians is they were on the other side of the quadrant but they somehow only took ~10 years to get there (they were on the run from the Haakonians)
>kills a ship full of blue collar sanitation workers with families and shit for basically no reason
>>220654848>because he wants to make star wars so fucking badlyi actually had people get mad at me because i pointed out that ST09 and into darkness have identical action sequences you find in the force awakenstold me i was comparing apples and oranges. that i was just trying to find excuses to be mad.
>>220655518You're right, Voyager should have doubled back to the Malon homeworld and targeted major population centers with a full torpedo spread.
>>220656107Now THIS is a platform!
>>220656008They should’ve just given them their technology to solve their society wide ethical crisis like they did the Hirogen.
>jokes about fat kirk, fat scotty and fat riker are okay>jokes about fat tilly are where the line is drawn
>>220656539They wanted to. The Malon went "oy vey, you know how much money this would lose us??"
>>220656586That is an issue however. If completely free teleportation was invented tomorrow it would destroy so much of the economy that letting it loose would cause millions of deaths
shit, I'm on TNG 5th season and the trans episode is next. I can't watch this shit, and Riker of all people...
>>220648909Why was there a significant amount of time with no /trek/ thread on /tv/?It was quite concerning.
the sacred ritual of the kometa fish
>>220656858The Night Crew slept in.
>>220656887Imagine night shift on NuTrek with the seizure inducing warp speed lightshow
>me at 13Star Trek Sex with 7 of 9>me at 25Star Trek Sex with Janeway >me at 32Star Trek Sex with B'Elanna
GET MORE SOFT SERVE TO THE INTERMIX CHAMBER! ON THE DOUBLE!
>>220656921You know, I'm just going to come right out and say it: I don't like NuTrek.
>>220656887SIRI, SET ALARM FOR 7:00 PM
>>220656842She gets a reeducation seminar in the end so it's alright.
star trek sex with Kes
>>220656661The economy is irrelevant in the face of technological change.
>>220656842Are you seriously surprised Riker would sleep with a tranny? Any hole's a goal, son.
>>220656957Based.
>>220657020She’s only 2 you sick fuck
>>220657037>>220656842Riker is the older gay male ushering in the young twink into gaydom, in spite of society’s wishes. Anything for nubile bussy,
>>220657052And she doesn't look a day over 1!
>>220657104I read that episode as a nonbinary woman falling in love with a man and wanting to be more feminine. But her crab bucket social circle insisted on her staying nonbinary. i.e. just another day on social media.
>>220657020I could have saved her
>>220655406The thing is they specifically run into Hirogen connected to the Hirogen hunting party from The Killing Game nearly 3 years later.Other than that and the kidnapped one from Tsunkatse, I think they did make sure to keep the Hirogen contained to one season.
>>220657020Drugs can make people feel good, Wesley.
>>220657157Jeri Taylor wanted it to be about gay conversion therapy but fumbled the script so hard that they got hate mail from both conservatives and the gay community. All that gender fandom stuff hadn’t started yet
>>220657374it was about conversion therapy. specifically about it works and is good.
>>220657274>Other than that and the kidnapped one from Tsunkatse, I think they did make sure to keep the Hirogen contained to one season.Which season had them hacking a Hirogen comm network where Seven shocked the operator unconscious?
>>2206575033, I think? That was the first appearance of the Hirogen, who they wouldn't encounter until later episodes.
>>220657477In sci-fi yeah it’s completely reasonable that conversion therapy would work which is one of the reasons it’s such a poorly made episode
>>220657374Still, it is a key 'sode.
>>220648909star trek stew with Neelix
>>220657548I thought it was near the end because they needed the network to talk to the Federation.
>>2206575034 which began a trilogy of loosely connected trilogy of Hirogen 'sodes (Andy Dick, Hunters, Prey).
>>220649030star trek sex with wesley
>put on trial>more than likely sent to Federation maximum security prisonWould this have been a better end for Dukat?
Janeway erased her out of existence just to save Seven and Tuvok.
>>220657626What’s the charge officer?
>>220658103Do they understand that there are no female Jem'hadar?
>>220657555i thought it was quite realistic and i am saddened that our society allows the mentally ill to go untreated.
>>220657374Were conservatives really getting mad at Star Trek for being progressive? That’s like getting mad Fox News airs anti-abortion commercials during Hannity. It’s what they do.
>>220658162they dont even understand what a female is.
>>220658162Her mother was Klingon and maybe the Jem'Hadar still had a rudimentary pecker.
>>220658162ain't no krogan children eitherwouldn't be the first time a species was saved in trek
>>220658179trek is pro life and racist so most conservatives can tolerate the fantasy communism
We also saw Jem'Hadar random mutation happen on screen.Thok is a secondary character but I really hope we get an episode exploring her lineage and the jem'hadar in general in season 2.
i was thinking about watching lower decks but ill just play with my bongs instead
>>220649030You really lost tranny
>>220658162They don't care.
quick google search also tells me gametogenesis is getting viable, jem'hadar hybrid children could be achieved by many different means it seems. I wonder which one it'll be
>>220658162Eh, of all of nuTrek's sins I can accept this as being a result of Odo pozzing the Great Link.Though there's really no reason why they wouldn't just keep being birthed artificially, especially since I'm under the impression that there is no "natural" template species for the Jem'Hadar to revert to--presumably they're a genetic hodgepodge of dozens of different organisms.
>>220658179Tv shows used to be good regardless of your politics and also people didn’t think about politics 24/7 like the brainrotten phone addicted current yearizens
>>220658555Jen’Hadar’s appearance is designed for war explicitly so it’s weird to get rid off a bunch of internal genetic traits and not the one that makes them intimidate and scare everyone they meet.
>>220658564Didn’t Ronald Reagan visit the TNG set and everyone was cordial with him? If Trump or Elon visited Paramount today they would need 100 security guards.
>>220658555Well, you shouldn't accept it. In universe reasons aside, it just makes no fucking sense to take away the one thing that sets the Jem'Hadar apart from similar races.
GET THOSE COOKIE DOUGH CUBES DOWN TO THE INTERMIX CHAMBER!
What was his major?
>>220652524I don't think most of the people posting it eitherIts not like this thread is any more organicHalf of it is autists reposting the same random star trek shit with barely any replies just to keep a 'general' up
Odo VoiceRaktajino...........
>>220658907What killed /trek/ and how did I help?
Odo Voiceyou and... your Raktajinos... Hmm... Hm.
Any time nutrek tries to do lore additions it's gay, lame and tries too hard to seem clever
PLEASE KIRK HELP ME UPILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK!YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT?!ILL EAT YOUR HUMAN SHIT!!
>>220659086What lore additons were introduced in Nutrek? ignoring Spock's sister and the rest of the 31st century crap.
>>220659193As someone whose never seen NuTrek:>The Burn>The Red Angel>Spore Drives>Destroying Romulus and Qo’nos for funsies
>>220659193A clandestine order of Romulan women has been purging the galaxy of cybernetics research because an ancient race of robots left a beacon to summon them in order to end organic life.
fiki fiki
The Vorta seem like such an elegant race.
>>220659417it makes me happy when she gets the treatment she needs and no longer feels like an outcast.
>>220659417quality post. That image looks like it would say that.
ITS A DICK!!! NOW SUCK IT!ALSO EAT MY FUCKING SHIT!!
>>220659417Please don't post my selfies.
>>220659357Why hasn’t BioWare sued Paramount? If Nintendo can sue a competitor for having monsters the player can ride on and battle, I’m sure they have a case.
Starfleet: Section 31Romulans: Tal ShiarCardassians: Obsidian Order
I thought Picard was a captain?
>>220659775Klingons: Imperial IntelligenceVulcans: V'Shar
>>220659193The reason why the Eugenics War/WW3 never seems to have happened when Star Trek does a modern day episode is because of temporal war shenanigans from the enemies of the Federation trying to stop it from coming into existence.
>>220660213Demoted for racism
Keep those shits and dicks out of my /trek/
>>220660213He preferred being a bitch boy so he could suck dicks and eat shitIt was his own personal fetish
>>220660258thank you
>>220659420What a handsome race.Got an email saying my Weyouns arrived today.
>>220660388picard is not racist
I'd watch a Star Trek show about a Vorta Ship.
>>220660693faggot
>>220660718He is but it’s okRacism is scientific
>>220659193The Breen are green goo people but only if they're kept below a certain temperature, otherwise they turn into generic green humanoids.
>>220660740faggot
>>220660755stop lying
>>220659775>>220660258>>220660469Dominion: Odo
>>220660416Astroturfed memes vanish just as quickly as they appear. But /trek/ is forever.
>>220660811Discriminating, ie having different thoughts about certain people because of their race, is racism
this picard is the most racist, but only against barclay
this racist picard is racist with his racist crew
>>220661058Discriminating is putting your prejudice into action. Not having your thoughts policed.
>>220661044>you dont strike me as the type of man who needs a holodeck to have a good time.
>>220661069That Picard looks like he’s ready to strip Lt. Cmdr Data to the wires.
>>220661058you're an idiot who doesn't know what discrimination and racism means
the racism of this picard is the stuff of legends. they (nonbinary) once altered course during a rescue mission just to overload the coomunications array of a ferengi garbage scow with 14.12 Terraquads of racist literature.no charges were filed because Starfleet is racist
>>220661125picard put his prejudice into action when he let worf wear his sash but didnt let ro wear her earring.
>>220661125So I’m not racist for thinking “fucking niggers” all the time huh
this racist picard is going into battle, they need your most potent racism, racism seller
>>220661150PLEASE WORF SPARE MEILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT??!ILL EAT YOUR SHIT!!!!!!
>>220661263FAKE NEWS! This is the racist picard in need of your most racist potions. The other racist picard isn't racist at all, he's a devout antisemanticsite.
this racist picard is subtle, their (trans) racism is well spoken and nuanced. truly the most rare of racist picards.
>>220661244I think "NIGGER!!!!!" in my head really loud whenever I see one walking by.
nutrek chud having his/xer threadly melty I see
>a teachable momentkids these days
>>220661390>Me ignoring the Chud inside my head telling me to yell slurs in public.
why wouldn't they just make their entire ship a Holo deck?
>>220661526Everyone would be distracted sucking dicks and eating shit
"RACISTS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be RACISTS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE RACISTS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of chuds after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.>>220661526different power grid requirements, massive energy consumption.>>220661557no, just you
>>220661588Holodecks could theogretically make their own infinite energy... systems.
Infinite Energy Self Sustaining Holodeck Class Ship.
this racist picard is putting together a racist crew. will you join (racistically)?
>>220661660USS Athena, Academy class
Are you prepared for the type of dick you deserve to suck little man?
>>220661422Without captions, these are somewhat meaningless.
>>220661526>why wouldn't they just make their entire ship a Holo deck?They did that on Voyager one time.
I hope we get to hear the full recording of the EMH/Picardo singing Die Zauberflöte at some point. His German is amazing.
>>220661526The holodeck's power grid is incompatible with the rest of the ship.
I don't think Picard is racist but I do think he comes up just short of being a human supremacist.He believes humans are equal to any other beings in the galaxy, including the Q, etc. Hell, he might even secretly believe that they're better.
this racist picard is disappointed at your lack of racism. don't you know the racism is the only thing keeping starfleet together? remember to start every shift by shouting a racism.
>>220661718A robot begging to eat your shit is more efficient than pathetic. Like the talking toilet from BCS.
I can't believe Zek is fucking dead, bros
will you hold my hand, /trek/?
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>220662273yes
i must rape troi
why is the hologram girl so ugly? i know IDIC and all but still
>>220662273>>220662286Harry's the bottom, right?
>>220662407there's a harry for every occasion, they are as plentiful as they are prone to die
>>220662404Minuet is a very handsome woman. you must understand it was the style at the time
>>220648965Yep, fans started to like him so the writers made him pathetic and weird. Hated it then, even if it was more subtle than Homolander.
>>220661207
>>220662626Dukat was pathetic from the start, his need for validation, vengeful nature and failure to live up to cardassian ideals is constant and masterfully acted out by Marc Alaimo. Homelander just repeated that same message since you didn't catch it the first time.
Just look at that face. The face of a thinker. A warrior. A man for all seasons. Yes, Dukat was all that and more. But he was not perfect. Perhaps his greatest fault was that he was too selfless. He cared too much for his fellow man, with nary a thought for himself. A man of limitless accomplishments, and unbridled modesty. I can safely say that to know him was to love him. And to love him was to know him. Those who knew him, loved him, while those who did not know him, loved him from afar.
People love him. He's like a mascot. Everyone who comes in here expects to see him, and if they don't, it doesn't feel like home to them.
The fact that Dukat makes the nuTrek spammer seethe just validates the fact that he did absolutely NOTHING wrong.I've never felt more venerated being a Dukatchad.
He was assigned to Terok Nor to die. After 40 years of bombings and assassinations, the Cardassian Union sent their most despiccable officer to pacify Bajor or die trying. he failed at doing either, got drunk and spent his days dreaming up a statue that never came until Bajor could no longer be held. He failed the Union, he failed his superiors and his troops, he even failed his family. And despite that, when he was at his lowest and presented with an option to turn his life around and become a good father to his daughter, he decided to exact revenge on his own people instead, sold his whole species out to the dominion to use as meat shields and got them genocided by the Dominion who told him exactly how his leadership would turn out.Pathetic barely describes it.
Sirtis really was gorgeous during the shows run. I'd happily accept the Hank Hill ass
>>220662952>He's like a mascot. Everyone who comes in here expects to see him, and if they don't, it doesn't feel like home to them.Unironically true.
Considering it's just a given and /trek/ thread culture that Gul Dukat, in fact, did nothing wrong -- what was the most correct thing that he did?
>>220663212Kira's mom
>>220663234its surprising that episode got made considering how much influence the actors claim to have
>>220663212Bring a broken Cardassia into the gentle hands of Weyoun.
>>220663212ending child labor is a pretty big deal. i would expect some sort of monument if not a statue.
Legends
>when you whip your dick out
>>220663474Always thought this was the least attractive cleavage I've ever seen in my life
>>220663491how did your father react when you came out?
>>220663541Is your thought process really that if someone doesn't find every woman alive attractive that they're gay? Are you retarded?
>kill off Picard's brother and nephew (off screen)>kill off Kirk>kill off Lursa and B'Etor Why did Generations go all nutrek briefly?
Why would Jadzia do this to Odo?
>>220663556you are gay though, right?
>>220663589I hated it when Data sworeSwears in Old Trek>In Star Trek IV, but by a 20th century human woman ("dipshit") so it's justifiable because they're less evolved. Also that cab driver who said dumbass if you want to get really mild.>In First Contact, but by a 21st century human woman saying Bullshit to Picard, again they're less evolved in that time period>In Far Beyond The Stars Jake Sisko says nigger, but that's an alt Jake Sisko and contextually it made a lot of sense Data saying Shit in generations is the only swear word in all of Trek (1966-2005) that makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
>>220663615I hope you die irl
>>220663598Same reason she kept fucking with his furniture: she's a cunt.
>>220663657Data's "OHHHHH SHHHHIT!" in Generations is cringey just like "Have you noticed your boobs starting to firm up?" in Insurrection. But because Real Trek usually strayed away from this kind of dialogue, it was a lot more noticeable when it happened.
>>220662732Wrong
>>220663657The entire theater probably laughed so hard though.
>>220663657It's to show you that this is the big screen and they are allowed to get away with more.
>>220663743weird hill to die on but at least you're dead
>>220663018>he should’ve killed all the Bajorans agreed
Any nutrek you cynical lads could see yourself watching if the entire franchise isn't dead to you yet? >Star Trek Legacy with Captain Shaw/Seven, Jack Crusher, Sidney LaForge (to take Jack's BWC) and Raffi can tag along I suppose>Star Trek United starring President Jonathan Archer so the Enterprise gang get a proper send off>26th century with the Enterprise-J diving into the flashforward that Daniels showed Picard during the Xindi WarThere are many optionsBetter yet, how about we cover Kirk and Spock for a FOURTH time. That would be amazing.
>>220663761then they should have done the rational thing and shown Troi's tits
>>220663795i don't watch IP slop in general. i don't get people who will watch anything just because it has a logo on it
>>220663795they gotta stop relying on cameos and member berries and go with a new crew and just do a classic Trek again. To cleanse the palette.Cozy Carpets. New Characters. Exploring the galaxy.
Weyounie being wholesome
>>220663825
>>220663783No you’re just wrong because the character is not at all written consistently from arc to arc
>>220663795I'll give anything not helmed by Kurtzman's goons a chance, just like I gave the first couple of STD 'sodes and all of PIC S1 a chance before bailing.
>>220663882you ever bother with S3 of Picard? It made me feel closure in a way that Enterprise's finale didn'tglad I watched it desu despite the absolute abortions of S1 and S2. A nice way of saying goodbye to the franchise as a whole.
>>220663857>that ratiowhat the FUCK is wrong with chudsThink of the CHILDREN
>>220663939All Good Things... is literally one of if not the best series finale ever made. what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?
does /trek/ like denobulan feet
>>220663977Who the fuck watches TNG's finale as the last episode of TrekYou watch all 5 and Enterprise's finale is naturally the last one in the stack.The finale of TNG was Nemesis pre-2023 btw.
>>220664013who the fuck watches a show made 20 years later where the actors are are old as fuck and it's a bunch of slop and is like >Damn that hit the spotyou nutrek freaks have fucking brain damage
>>220663825Paramount’s data analytics show people miss comfy self-contained adventures. We want long seasons with practical effects and classically trained actors. It’s a big investment but it would also draw big ratings.
>>220664013it was basically PIC before PIC. That one finale.In terms of subject matter. They went on 'one last mission' as old people.It was very emotional.
>>220663993Was it a deliberate choice that Phlox, Neelix, and Quark all have the longest foot scenes?
>>220663993Lanthanite spess hobbits for me
Iuhwhat?
>>220664069and that cost more than most people make in their lifetime
>>220664062found out just yesterday that this bitch is Mrs Incredible from the incrediblesmind blown she sound like an old lady even when she was fucking 40 lmao
>>220664069Wasn't there a Superbowl ad where Picard suggested throwing Arnold from Hey Arnold like a football in order to climb the Paramount mountain?
>memory alpha has a dedicated article on feetkek. which of you guys did this?https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Foot
Why was Odo so scared to just ask Kira out on a date? It's simple stuff to ask a woman out.
>>220664105pretending to be gay never works out
>>220664105It makes no sense because he literally kisses and fucks a woman he barely knew in one episode in spite the fact he wreaked of virginity
>>220664105>>220664144absolute virginsobviously it's easier to have a one night stand with a stranger than a friend you've known for yearswhat planet are you niggas from
>>220664105Maybe he had Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria where you’re too afraid of being turned down to make a move. It’s a big reason most Autistic and ADHD people struggle with dating.
>>220664144thats because she was a whore who was taking advantage of him. happens all the time.
>>220664162it's easy, just ask the 'friend' out and say she is beautiful. easy stuff.
>>220664123the trick is to hook up with the brother
>>220664168they struggle with dating because they are weirdos. nobody wants to hear a grown man talk about pokemon
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>>220664168This stuff is a spiritual thing.I gained my confidence when I discovered the truth of reality.
>>220657826Whomgst?She belongs on the USS Neverwere
>>220663869And that's the problem. Culture warriors pulling the "you just don't get it" bullshit or "it was always making fun of you lol" is just retarded. The character changes fundamentally in its actions and dialogue and it's jarring AF. Because these characters now reinforce your biases though you accept it. It'd be just as bad if some woketard character started pushing libertarian values out of nowhere or suddenly went full conservative. It'd be jarring and weird and THEN you'd notice.
