Ferengi edition>Previously on /trek/>>220648909
star trek sex with shran
>>220664211mooooooogieeeeee
Welcome to the sacred ritual of the Kometa fish. We come to the table as strangers, but upon leaving, may we find ourselves as friends, not foes
luv star treksimple as
Star Trek racism with Picard
Odo gotta relax and stop worrying about what people think bro.
>>220664383No running on the Promenade!
>>220664383then odo will end up in prison or thrown out the airlock
>>220664383He should just looksmax
Pass the tube grubs
>>220664451all he needs to do is say what he wants. doesn't need to do all the Vic Fontaine stuff. He just has to go to Kira and ask her out lol
this was so funny
The Raphael Ferengi cracks me up.
Lol Odo kissed Kira!
Keevan was fun, that whole episode is great
other than the pink nightgown this has to be the hottest troi ever looked on the show goddamn
>>220664834would bang her rang
>>220664834I liked her “trying to give 13 yo Picard a boner” outfit
I'd still fuck hagged up old helen cunt
captains had it good back in the day
>>220664224star trek sex with wesley
Does a Riker StepStool™ come standard issue with the Enterprise or was it a post-release addition?
>>220664834>>220664893but she's a short midget
>>220664379picard is not racist
>>220665269Verifiably untrue:)
>>220665250relevance?
>>220665282stop lying
>>220665318midgets are disgusting
>>220665379I'm 6'2'' and find women of all heights attractive provided they're not under 5'0''. Somethings wrong with you.
>>220665395>all heights>provided they're notidiot
>>220665453Yeah, all heights above 5'0'' thought I made that pretty clear. Hope being a pedantic little worm fills the hole in ur life lol
>The Magnificient Ferengitime for comf
nuTrek fags are really mad.And I think that's hilarious.
This is the only scene of Star Trek I've ever seen and I was confused because I thought Picard was the captain????
>>220665819Name of this broad?
>>220665133Now let's see Will's eggs.
>>220666437One Owon Egg Omelette coming right up
>>220667588This pissed me off so much...
Favorite ready room? Mine's the Intrepid/Voyager one, I want to do E-Peyote while listening to Tuvoks paranoid ramblings there.
>>220664211you can see nog's bulge here
So who's going to be in charge of the chudtrek timeline now that Ellison wants Star Trek movies without any progressive themes?
>>220665395>>220665480>Under 5 foot not attractive Ultra cringe
>>220668197Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis DaleyThey made the 2023 Dungeons & Dragons movie
>>220664211comfy editionsoothing
How's Strange New Worlds? Last of the modern Treks to watch for me>>220669057The great homelander purge of 2026good times
Shouldn't the first Galaxy class starship be named Galaxy?
>>220669163it ishttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/USS_Galaxy
>>220669299Please remember to use past tense when referencing MA.
>>220665250>>220665379>>220665395Tall Woman Fem Mogs short women.
>>220669346Trvth torpedo.
Star Trek sounding with Janeway
>>220669346
>>220669875
>*awkwardly looks at the camera*what a weird take to leave in
>>220669126First season shows promise then it shits the bed after the first season.
>>220671205>breaking the forth force field
>>220669126It's okay. It's brought down by being too jokey. I feel like if the show increased the professionalism at least a little bit it'd be something I could enjoy a lot more because it's the only attempt at being more like older Trek.
>>220667900>tiny Intrepid class has a massive Ready room>Picard has a little cuck shed
>When nudreck appears, there's only one alternative: violence.
today i think ill be ds9 hater
>>220671908This is probably the single biggest thing that puts me off nu-Trek - not the visuals or aesthetics or actors (though all of that is real) but just the complete lack of professionalism and formality the characters exhibit. One reason I love both TOS and especially TNG is how harrdcore they are when it comes to respecting heirarchy and rank, really leaning into the militaristic aspects of Starfleet. It feels so immersive and believable.When I see nu-Trek and how they all talk to superiors as if they're just co-workers in a 2020s office, it makes me cringe.The impact of stories like The Pegasus - entirely dependent on the concept of military hierarchy - and the impact of moments like Picard raisinf his voice to Riker, and Riker refusing to tell the truth to Picard, hits so hard because 99.9% of the time these guys follow protocol perfectly, but when they don't it's shocking and memorable. That can never be replicated in nu-Trek.
>>220672307No one really hates dsn. It's comfy core.
>>220672011Voyager would have been so much better if they kept "hardass ruthless utilitarian Janeway" like when shd executes Tuvix. That would have made her stand out as a legendary captain instead of being bland. We didn't need another Picard. We needed something new and unique.
>>220672668She still has to answer to the admiralty.
>>220672715picard is such a loser. janeway only needed one assignment to get promoted directly over him.
sisko is a loser too. only got promoted to captain because worf had seniority.
>>220673245Picard was offered admiral and rejected it. He loved being captain and being on the front lines and exploring. Just like how Riker kept rejecting the offers to become captain of other ships.
>>220672668Is all about creating two lives from one
Fire
>>220671908On the second episode now, I think I see what you mean. It's not over the top yet but there's a slapstick element to the humor that could go wrong anytime and make the crew look a fool.The good for me so far are the ship sets, especially the bridge, the Intro and the Noonien-Singh chick.
SNW fucking sucks. Pike is an overly emotional cuckold who dogeza bows to every girlboss on the ship (of which there are many).Nurse Chapel is a kung fu fighting neck snapper instead of the timid, sweet performance offered by Majel in TOS.The doctor is a fucking murderer.Spock is a lothario spreading his Space Seed all over the alpha quadrant and has neither Nimoy's grave severity nor his playful whimsy.They got some 40 year old twink manlet to play Captain Kirk. His legs literally look like stick figures, has none of Shatner's charismatic vitality, nowhere near his acting chops.Sam Kirk is there too and he's a comedy character because that's what Star Trek is now -- a repository for bad millennial writing, including quips that literally nobody has ever chuckled at.One episode of SNW features Pike, mockingly portraying Gene Roddenberry, tells another mocking rendition of Shatner: "You can't act!" and showcases Gene to be an altogether horrible person. What a touching tribute to Star Trek!I could keep going but I'm literally nearing the fucking character limit.If you think SNW is anything but abysmally shit, you are an absolutely braindead, tasteless retard and if you depressurized your skull and spread your brain mush all over space, you wouldn't even realize anything had happened because you don't use it anyway.
>>220672668Utilitarian would be keeping Tuvix, he was better at both jobs and used fewer resources
>>220669660Proof there are already aliens among us getting ready for first contact.
>>220674133>showcases Gene to be an altogether horrible personoh no
>>220674133holy kek. get well soon
>>220666047Now I know what Picard really thinks about officers who aren't command officers, he despises them, thinks they're weak and bereft of passion and ambition
>>220674186Alright, even if you think Gene is a piece of shit, tell me the justification for spending one of like the 10 total episodes you have every season on an episode that does nothing but mock the original series, the cornerstone of the franchise you're adapting upon which rests the entirety of its success and its existence?Yeah, let's belittle Star Trek! Star Trek fans will love that.You fucking idiot. You absolute fucking buffoon.
>>220674210Kek, that's why he sends them on suicide missions
>>220674243its called a parody, snowflake
>>220673296Riker kept rejecting command because it seemed incredibly likely Picard would be killed eventually and he could have the flagship if he just waited it out
>>220673296picard was offered head of the academy. thats not a real admiral.
>>220674261Okay, so why are you wasting one of TEN episodes you can make every season on a Star Trek show parodying Star Trek instead of making episodes with Star Trek stories?TOS and Berman Trek could spare 2-3 episodes to fuck around every season because they printed out 20+ episodes for each one, and Berman Trek ran for so long that there was plenty of room.Meanwhile, you're going to get like 30 episodes total of SNW and instead of making Trek stories, you'd rather have one of them mocking Star Trek, Roddenberry, and Shatner, or one where they magically turn into Vulcans? Or a musical? Or a muppet episode?I hope your axe wound gets infected, trannoid.
>>220674133Where's this pasta even from?
>>220674277Riker got all the juicy away missions involving danger tho. And he got to be the hot first officer with his poly girlfriend on board and time to spare to bang his way across the galaxy while delegating all his paperwork to Data.Being first officer of the Flagship under these conditions is too good to risk by ego tripping your way to your own command.
>>220674261parodies are neccessarily non canon. not even debatable.
>>220674277Mahbe, but there's the twin-facors of: (1) his crush Deanna being on the ship, and (2) the Enterprise was highly respected and cool unlke any other ship
>>220674352It's not a pasta, it's a direct response to the nutrek spamming faggot pretending anyone here likes that trash
>>220674324Joss Whedon and Dan Harmon have done a lot of irreparable damage to television.
>>220674382wew lad
>>220674357riker is actually terrible with women except for the irish girl. everyone else he gets with has lost their memory, or is a hologram, or a deranged alien, or he is a rapist.
I can't help but notice there are no counter arguments to any of my points about SNW.
should we call medical?
>>220674469>liberalspretendingnottounderstanddiscourse.jpeg
>>220674441Take it down a notch, bro.
i dont understand why this rampant spamming, trolling, and samefagging is allowed. something has changed, i cant even remember the last time i caught a warning let alone a ban.
>>220674482you're seething. bro, take a 30 minute break. this ain't healthy
>>220674509Why would you specifically get banned?
>>220674509I think there's a home board mod that just really hates Star Trek. It is what it is.And yet, we survive, through all of the falseflagging and dishonest NuTrek spamming, the trolling, the obvious attempts to ruin the thread.We are still here.Goddamn, it must make them seethe.
Y'all need to lay off New Trek. It's doing a lot of heavy lifting trying to keep this franchise afloat.
>>220664211Any concept arts, of how big Gene wanted their dicks to be in his original vision?
Star Trek?
I think the new phase of Star Trek shows has been great and STA is a continuation of that. The production value is incredible, the cast is diverse and talented, and the storytelling is more nuanced and character-driven than ever before. The new series has managed to honor the legacy of the original while also pushing the franchise in new and exciting directions. I can't wait to see what the future holds for Star Trek.
This show wanted to do the burn decaudes before Kurtzman. Except here it would be because of Omega Molecule.
>>220674586Starfleet Academy has brought a fresh, new take on the iconic franchise, injecting new life into the beloved universe. The show has embraced diverse storytelling, featuring complex characters with different backgrounds, races, and sexual orientations, allowing audiences to see themselves reflected on screen.
kek my criticism of SNW got 'em bubblin'falseflagging, spamming the plebbit AI comments again
If you're going to San FranciscoBe sure to wear some flowers in your hairIf you're going to San FranciscoYou're gonna meet some gentle people there
>>220674615Overall, the new Star Trek series represent a bold step forward for the franchise, and its commitment to inclusivity, diversity, and innovation make it an excellent addition to the canon.
>are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honoured dead. This death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world, a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel that sacrifice a vain or empty one. Of my friend, I can only say this. Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, ...his was the most ...human.
>>220674607Which also sounds gay and retarded
What color is ferengi male excretions?
>>220674607The burn being caused by Omega going critical chain reaction is my headcanon.I don't like the Dilithium mutant storyline one bit, might be my least liked plot in all of trek.
>>220674685Thankfully the crying guy destroying warp cores with his crying isn't canon.
>>220674725it is bb. we may not like it but we know how canon works. we've been through this.
Reminder that Ira Steven (((Behr))) performed character assassination of the Great Hero, Gul Dukat, due to the character garnering much more fan support than expected during the Klingon War arc. Ira would later try to divorce himself from all blame for this story and say it was all the writer of Indiscretion's fault, who was Alaimo's personal friend, and yet Behr approved every script that went to air for DS9 for this period and was obviously complicit.
>>220674774Dukat grew too powerful.
>>220674761If it's not by Gene Roddenberry, Gene L. Coon, D.C. Fontana, Herbert F. Solow, Theodore Sturgeon, Nicholas Meyer, Harve Bennett, Rick Berman, Michael Piller, Brannon Braga, Ira Steven Behr, Ronald D. Moore, Jeri Taylor, Robert Hewitt Wolfe, Rene Echevarria, Joe Menosky, Kenneth Biller, Manny Coto, and other names I may be forgetting, then it's not canon.
>>220674774and he failed. dukat is still the most beloved characted from DS9. cant abolish child labor and be a bad guy.
>saying this to Chakotay>after Tuvok and motherfucking Seska
>>220674884Based post. Based anon.
>>220674774If I was a writer, I'd take pride in the fact that a character I wrote is so fucking cool that everyone lovrd him despite my intejtions.But yeah there really is a sharp divide between early DS9 and late DS9 when it comes to the nuance of how complicated and dark characters like Dukat are written. Early DS9 is so deep and complex and nuanced but like DS9 is so cheap and dumb. Very sad.
Wholesome Weyounie>>220674912Fair and true though. Frens tell frens the hard truths when noone else can.
>>220674935Robert Hewitt Wolfe leaving the show in S5 did a lot of damage.He was Behr's tard wrangler.
>>220674935I like when Dukat could be helpful to The Heroes when it was convenient like in "The Maquis" and "Defiant" and "Apocalypse Rising"
>>220674944I just think it would be a miracle if Chakotay trusted anyone after going on the Obsidian Order's wild ride.
>>220675070Don't forget about getting infiltrated by Tuvok as well.
>>220675082That shit was funny>I thought Vulcans couldn't lie.>I wasn't lying. I was following orders.
>>220675070>>220675082The Child would've been the moment I'd thrown myself out of an airlock famalam. How much can one person take?
One of the things I love about the new Star Trek is the way it explores modern issues through a sci-fi lens. Whether it's examining the ethics of artificial intelligence or tackling themes of diversity and inclusivity, these shows aren't afraid to take on big, complex topics.
>>220664211POV: you're taking a group photo for the Hannukah dinner.
>>220674761Fistly no, secondly you should be slaughtered where you stand and your body disposed of in a particularly damp ditch to be chewed by stray dogs.
>>220675256violent revenge fantasies because I don't bend the recognize your authority in defining what canon is and isn't? wew lad
nutrek is warm feces but why now?
They fear you because you're everything they want to be, but can't be.
>>220666211>Name of this broad?That would be Melonie Mac. She calls people faggot on the internet.
>>220675443Don't we all do that?
>>220675256Based and correct WorfHowever, consider this. Whether the nuTrek spammer is sincere in his enjoyment of SFA or not, he will inevitably, UNDOUBTEDLY an hero soon. Why, you ask? Well, it's simple really. Either he is a deluded Whedonspeak trannoid and as is well-documented, these creatures have an inherently short lifespan. OR he is a dyed-in-the-wool troll who has dedicated his life to decreasing the quality of a recurring thread on 4chan. This person will also inevitable report to the disintegration chamber of their own volition in a relatively short amount of time.It's inevitable, a problem that ultimately solves itself.Patience, Commander. /trek/ has existed for well over a decade at this point and will outlast his tomfoolery as it has outlasted the tomfoolery of so many others.
>>220675694Now THIS is an idea-platform!
How can /trek/ stay viable? It's not looking all that good.
>>220675837/trek/ existed for years before STD was even announced. We don't need new shit on the air to remain the most effortlessly cool, chad-filled general on any board. We're just that good, baby.
Another thing that sets the new Star Trek apart is the amazing cast of characters. From Michael Burnham to Saru to Pike, each of the new series has introduced us to a wide range of fascinating, multidimensional characters who we can't help but root for.Of course, the production values are also top-notch. The special effects, the set design, the music – everything comes together to create a truly immersive and cinematic experience.Overall, I think the new Star Trek series have done an incredible job of keeping the franchise relevant and exciting while also paying tribute to its rich history. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.
I like to think of him as like a free thread-bumper bot
>>220675837/trek/ still manages to be one of the most civil generals on 4chan somehow. A lot of rolling generals turn into high school drama. The users stop discussing the subject entirely because they’re busy bullying each other. That happens here too but not as much.
>>220675860I cried when I saw this scene.
>>220676008Things were pretty shitty on /trek/ during its Discord era.
>>220676033Interesting. I only got into Star Trek recently. About 2023. I’m far from a Trek encyclopedia but I love the world and characters. We’re people trying to dox each other like /got/ and /who/? Because that’s why those generals were shut down.
>>220676008/from/ is the best general actually
>>220676008/trek/ had that era for sure, thanks to BF and VF mainlyBut honestly I think this era, the post-NuTrek era, has been even worse so far.
Here come the Gorn
kek KursedmanTrek gorn are such a lame alien rip offI legitimately prefer the guy in the styrofoam suit
>>220676100Never bothered with Game of Tits but I used to watch Who back when it was considered nu-who, Doctors 9 10 and 11. I didn't think enough people stayed on for 12 and the woman, let alone the black guy, to warrant keeping a general going. Was it all just bitching or were there dedicated shitposters who spammed positive reviews and .webms all the time like here?
>>220676125The LD era was the worst and it's not even close. When you could tell it was a sustained Discord raid.
Hirogen vs Gorn when?
Star Trek is trash
>>220676230I don't think it was a raid, really. I think they made a discord for their /ld/ general on /co/ and once they got kicked off of that board, the 2-3 autists that were still active in the discord started shitting up our threadbut only one of them was a full on, 18 hour a day schizo. The others would only join in from time to time.I honestly think the 18 hour a day guy is the dude spamming nutrek webms and is still just massively butthurt at the jannies for destroying his beloved Trek and Morty general, and so revenges himself upon /trek/ because he can't stand that it's allowed to exist, and his was taken down (even though it's different boards and different jannies)
>>220676270the webm guy is chill
>>220676222I dipped after Capaldi but the threads were just too miserable to keep posting in. A bunch of tripfags and NEETs who treated the threads like their personal blogs because they had no social outlets IRL. It didn’t help that Doctor Who itself had gotten so stale there wasn’t much to discuss. Star Trek has over 700 episodes and a dozen movies that are worth talking about.
with how readily the bajorans killed themselves and each other i wonder how many of the 15 million were actually done by the cardis.
its too late now obviously but it would have been interesting to see an episode about the first few years of the cardassian occupation of bajor. by all accounts the bajorans were willing participates in the early stages. would be interesting to see how the cardassians had to ramp things up in response to the bajoran government inability to control their insane radicals
>>220676100>We’re people trying to dox each other like /got/ and /who/? Because that’s why those generals were shut down./who/ died of natural causes and /got/ is still around. /trek/ has been through many wars through the years but now that nutrek is dead, the time has come to reflect and take stock.
>>220676378>A bunch of tripfags and NEETs who treated the threads like their personal blogs because they had no social outlets IRLA tale as old as time, too bad. Maybe one day Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Terminator and other classic sci-fi franchises get repaired and live again, but at this point I can't see it happening any time soon.
>>220676008Wrong
>>220676270He has a dark heart.
>>22067622212 was peak /who/, lots of OC, lots of tripfag drama funny or not, it only died with 13 because there was nothing to talk about
>>220676529
>>220676378>Star Trek has over 700 episodes and a dozen movies that are worth talking about.If you even try the nutrek fag gets triggered and starts shadowboxing Trump supporters
>>220676563I think it's absolutely necessary for this franchise to have a long rest period. Great damage has been done and it needs time to heal before someone who actually gives a Neelix can pick up the torch.
>>220676667Doctor Who laid fallow from 1989 to 2005 and came back with stuff people liked. Star Trek might need a similar cool-off period before it ever gets good again.
>>220676529> cardassians had to ramp things up in response to the bajoran government inability to control their insane radicalsProbably how it went down. We saw how they started bombing schools after the federation was there for like 2 months, and then when the Dominion was trying to teach them how to use the technology they were giving them Vedeks started committing suicide in protest.
>>220676728fokken bajos
>>220665215A move so powerful it even makes an android uncomfortable. Imagine being fresh out of the academy and Riker pulls that move on you. You wouldn’t stand a chance
Admiral Archer series where he becomes Future Guy in order to erase Michael Burnham and the Discovery from existence.
>>220676722NuWho is gay fairy homo shit
>Before the major Jewish Wars began, Emperor Caligula demanded a statue of himself, depicted as Jupiter, be erected inside the Holy of Holies in the Second Temple in Jerusalem.>Because this would have defiled Judaism's holiest site, it caused immense panic and widespread protests.>Publius Petronius, the Roman legate to Syria, delayed the order to avoid sparking a massive civil war. Caligula was assassinated in 41 CE before the statue could be forcibly installed, averting an early crisis
>>220676774Anyone who tried to do that IRL would get a lashing from HR immediately. I’ve seen dudes get reprimanded for far less.
>>220676846Or pull a groin muscle, very painful.
>>220676840they made a sex movie about that guy.
>>220676846Context matters. it is the job of HR to identify and track the unsavory elements. Riker is above suspicion. You can act freely on a clear conscience.
>>220674210>thinks they're weak and bereft of passion and ambitionHe was talking about himself when he said that
>>220676955Dukat ?
>Dukat_sucking_dick_and_eating_shit.movfund it
>>220674357Is the Frakes + Spiner podcast any good?
>>220677200It's alright background noise, they seem to enjoy just shooting the shit with their friends.
Was it always like this?
>Dukat>is more of a lizard than a duck or a cat
>name is Gold Ducat>doesn't even look remotely coinlike
I have seen the webm of Kirk punching Shahna so many times, but now I have finally watched this episode.
>>220677759based shota chekov b story
>Malcom McDowell is Siddig El-Fadil's uncleWut
The Ferengi have a large military industrial complex that churns out ships like the D'Kora that can go toe to toe with the dominant power's best, the Ferengi really should be a power at least on par with the Cardassians. And most minor species of the week should probably have been using Ferengi equipment.
>>220677776Yeah he's a total nepobaby. It's worse than that, he's linked to some middle eastern royal family as well I believe, and then heavily through the British diplomacy department through that connection
>>220677785they are a power, they're just not interested in building a traditional empire. commerce above all, their guiding principle is profit. They consider hoomans primitive for ever waging large-scale war on their own and their closest equivalent to conquest is hostile takeover.
>>220677803His other uncle was president of Sudan
>>220677759its even better in context, isnt it?
>>220677785
>>220678064It was an awful episode and Shahna was barely a character. Just another woman for Kirk to woo. Punching women is based though.
>>220677934completely destroyed by quark
>>220678135youre crazy. the fight scenes are great and i love the shitty wound makeup on kirk
>>220678160The fight scene bothered me, Kirk stepped onto the blue so many times.
>>220678135>It was an awful episodeNah. At worst, it's mediocre but still has its moments and charms.
>>220678254Alright, fair, it wasn't THAT awful, but compared to Journey to Babel just 2 episodes prior, it's a giant difference.
Data not being able to use contractions is really stupid. Even ChatGPT can say can't.
>>220675504Yes, but people send her money
>>220676270>threads ruined by a small handful of autists who have nothing better to do with their lives than dedicate themselves to shitting up a specific thread topic on a mongolian basket weaving for years on endDismaying just how many cases of this there are
>>220678306That's the wildly oscillating quality of S2. You can start to feel the tendrils of NBC interjecting itself to make the show more campy and, well, stupid.
>>220678323yeah the mods used to smoke guys like that without hesitation but now if you keep your trollposts """off topic""" it's like they're under orders from hiroshimoot not to ban because they want the engagement numbers, so they can charge higher ad rates
>>220678137allowing Ferengi women to make profits not only increases competition, meaning the free market produces advancements quicker and more reliably, it also makes sure that marriage contracts increase in value.Also>Rule #111: Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them.exploitation of skilled women with their own liquidity is infinitely more profitable than that of uneducated broke trophy wives.Ferengi are truly the most enlightened species of the Alpha Quadrant, maybe the whole Galaxy.
>>220678391*"""on topic"""
>>220678318I feel like its something the writers just threw in as a tell to differentiate between Data and Lore, because its really rather dumb (theres literally zero reason he wouldnt be able to use a different word in place of two words), and there are a few spots where he does use a contraction later in the series and they either missed it or just ignored it.
>>220678391It's because janny is a volunteer position, and a lot of the discord/coordinated trolling is being done with their knowledge and participation. One can see this pattern on a variety of boards. Subreddits like gamingcirclejerk were running full on campaigns to capture janny spots here back in 2018, I doubt that has subsided and I doubt it was unsuccessful, so you probably have significant portions of the staff with a vested interest in destroying discussion here or trying to sway culture. Those people see nuTrek as a sacred cow and they see admitting it's gay as a high crime.
>>220678405thats horsehit. scam just like human feminism. ferenginar didnt need taxes quntil women were allowed to seek profit.
>>220678556It's all a scam for profit, that's the whole point.Tax evasion is a fun family activity on Ferenginar.Silly Hoo-Man
>>220678556>>220678405Whats retarded to me about the whole thing is that a race so fascinated with commerce didnt see half of their species as a potential market for sales. Even the most domestically-focused ferengi female would still want to acquire houseware. And fuck, you mean to tell me they completely disregarded a market for women's fashion, especially after encountering different species?
>>220678682Grandest Nagus of all time coming through
>>220678736forgot pic
>>220678318he is able to he just doesn't
>>220678366Almost the entire back half of S2 is a huge step down from the first half.
>>220678682that is retarded and that's why DS9 pointed it out
>>220678318I used to always imagine robotic characters talking like that, but the more I think about it, the more I think it makes sense for such characters to prefer contractions due to the efficiency of shaving off a few microseconds while still conveying the same information.
Data might just be overcompensating for organics slow pace of listening. His mind runs at factorials of your average organic squishy membrane, he's constantly talking to the equivalent of children to him on the enterprise.
>>220678970Data is emotionally and socially retarded.
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>220674430this woman does not look like a Fey Princess at all. She looks like Vorenus's Wife.
>>220678682they looked into the future and saw a world full of women wasting resources and demanding extravagant public services and they made the only sane choice. forbid women from engaging in economic activity. gripe about it all you want but the fact is western civ would be in a much better place today if women werent allowed to work or read.
>>220665269Yes he is. Borg lives matter
>>220679378what zero pussy does to a motherfucker. sad.
>>220679378IMO it isn't attractive for a woman to be dumb breeding cattle.I find sophistication sexy. Glad the misogyny is back in the stone age where it belongs.
>>220679492a woman wanting to be abused is disgusting to me btw. It's not hot. I like the Co-creator relationship. It is perhaps part of why why I love a woman who is Taller than me.I don't like infantilization or self deprecation.
holy fuck
>>220677785After being introduced the Ferengi mostly just got used by the writers to criticize capitalism in DS9 and/or as stock bad guys on TNG. I always felt their potential was wasted
>>220679451>>220679492>>220679541its not about sex. its about women being retarded about everything and repeatedly destroying civilizations as they gain more political and economic influence. treat women like property and everyone is better off, even women.
>>220679541>>220679492Tactical nuclear ick,50 mile vaginal drought
Star Trek Sex with Data and Lore
>>220679541How do you like their hair and teeth?
>Ferengi>bad guysMost stable, peaceful and prosperous society in the alpha quadrant
>>220679633as long as my wife loves me.>>220679661Red Hair, Prominent Front Teeth, and Prominent Clavicle.
bruh
>>220678449I may be mistaken but I thought Brent came up with the contraction thing to make Data appear more alien at the start. He does use contractions in the first handful of episodes.
>>220679671Is that a long list of candidates?
>>220679726not really. Cardassians before Dukat ruined it for a Statue come to mind. Federation likes to pretend but they're constantly at war
>>220678682>wants to prove that women can earn profit just as good>instantly losing their profits Idk I think the ancient Ferengi realized something
>>220679787Zeks profit went up, Quarks went down. Winners and losers, Free Market Supremacy wins again
>>220679757The cardassians were not stable before Dukat lmfao The whole reason they went to Bajor was because their civilization was in shambles> I was six years old and living on the streets of Lakat. There was a band of children, four, five, six years old, some even smaller, desperately trying to survive. We were thin, scrawny little animals, constantly hungry, always cold. We slept together in doorways, like packs of wild gettles, for warmth. Once, I found a nest. Taspars had mated and built a nest in the eave of a burnt-out building and I found three eggs in it. It was like finding treasure. I cracked one open on the spot and ate it, very much as you just did. I planned to save the other two. They would keep me alive for another week. But of course, an older boy saw them and wanted them, and he got them. But he had to break my arm to do it
>>220679818True, I brainfarted. The list really is much shorter than I assumed, let me do some research.
>>220679812yes, we all agree it was a shrewd move by zek to overcome the female retardation that put the whole deal at risk
>>220679824>but why sir did you generate a colony entirely composed entirely of tween girls?
>we all agreenot your personal army and no
>>220679687What's she from again? I forgot.
this video smells like french fries.https://youtu.be/j328Z9ApXbs
>>220674884rick berman is credited with that btw even though its just for a paycheck and not for any actual work
>>220677589The fans were right.Also last time I posted this it was deleted for no reason. Fuck the jannies!
>>220679818>>220679848Computer says Breen and Tholians. Isolationism wins. Interesting. The Dominion would apply too but they fucked up when they let paranoid fear become their raison d'état
its wild how far some people are willing to go to avoid admiting ds9 sucks. like someone will actually try to argue that it was okay for sisko to force himself back in as emissary because he didnt like the caste system. as if that isnt the most black and white run him right the fuck out of starfleet violation of the prime directive in the entire franchise.
>>220679974she is eternal, just like I am eternal. We're one essence. She is Sophia.
she's toothy and I love spoiling her. Seeing her face light up at the things we create never gets old.
holy mother of nopegnosticism in isolation will do that to you, chuds beware
The Q episodes are some of the best episodes in Trek.
>>220679977>How do we market our dimly lit show about inter-galactic politics and warcrimes to little boys?
my fucking sidesthe sheer fucking hubris even
its sad how ferengi society would have been fine if obrien and the starfleet officers werent allowed to flagrantly violate the prime directive and force quark into negotiating with roms union.
this is funi'm having campy star trek funyay
>>220680254Is it fun 'schlock'?
>>220680289you decide, bbi'm just happy to have fun
You now remember Elnor.
I do not remember Eleanor.
>>220676619how is this so good quality?
>>220680445You know remember they killed Hugh
>>220680024Tbf the female changeling was in charge of the alpha quadrant war and had no communication through the wormhole. You can hardly fault the great link for her fumble
>>220680445All this shit is so utterly forgettable.
>>220680121Sisko blackmailed quark into even being there on the station with Nog getting sent to jail. It’s all pretty fucked up
>>220680632>EleanorYou now remember Eight Crazy Nights.
>>220680888This post has been blessed by the Foundubs.
Abrakadabra
>>220680972wormhole status: closed
>>220680860i forget about that because quark seems okay on the station for awhile after that. but youre right
>>220680860>>220681154that type of blackmailing is the Ferengi way. Sisko repeatedly proves that he's a master at intercultural negotiations with the Ferengi and everyone else.
>>220680860It’s not like his fears about being lynched by radicals were unfounded either. Given the school bombing
Why would anyone enlist in Starfleet as a non officer? Seems like a lot of work for no reason.
>>220681186like when he nukes a habital planet because hes angry about getting beat by eddington?
Rom also was planning to murder Quark at one point…
>>220681212A sense of adventure?
>>220681212The reasons for that are repeated constantly through every series. Try "The Neutral Zone" (TNG1x26) or just watch any Trek, you'll stumble across the answer in no time.
>>220681225>>220681204pathetic.proceed.
>>220681243And he didn't even go through the proper channels to get an approved Liquidator or hire an Eliminator. Rom was never meant for Ferengi society.
>>220681212in TOS you still sort of need to earn a living. it cant be worse than working on boats. at least theres a chance youll fuck a cool alien on shore leave. ENT is like this but moreso.in TNG era people dont really need to work so they might join starfleet out of boredom. same goes for VOY. DS9 is the odd one. apparently hundreds of thousands of people willingingy signed on to get chewed up by the dominion war. no talk of a draft or even a shortage of volunteers. really doesnt make any sense at all.
>>220680445Is that one of the incest Romulans from Picard? That is that another character? Almost tempted me with that.
>>220681419Fed citizens want to defend what they have.
>>220681419>no talk of a draft or even a shortage of volunteersDefending your home has that effect on many people. It's a matter of pride and conviction.
The only reason Sisko hasn't been back is Avery Brooks is crazy.
>>220681419I certainly didn't serve my country for 5 years for the great pay, amazing food and perfect work/life balance. I did so to protect the right of people like you to speak their minds freely, no matter how dumb the take.
>>220681446>>220681473yeah except historically that does not happen which is why drafts are real a thing that exist.
>>220681225>Fighting will stop in the DMZ if there are no more habitable planets.Sisko should have kept going.
>>220681556From the bottom of my heart: FUCK YOU!pudgy maggot
>>220681545nevermind the free college or the health benefits or access to cheap mortgages, right? post VA card with timestamp you valor stealing faggot
>>220681601German Military and I certainly won't dox myself for your approval.
>>220681646>>220681646>>220681646
>>220681634>german militarythank you for your service to US occupying forces
