>... y'know what? Fine.>*ziiiiiip*>*braaaaap*>get to it 'omelamda, it won't suck and eat itselfWell /tv/? What would happen next?
I think would probably happen is that Homelander would SUCK his DICK and EAT his SHIT.
JUST PUT IT ALL IN MY MOUTH PLEASEILL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK AND EAT YOUR SHIT
>>220650832Homelander becomes his loving toilet or just gets killed after Sneed cums.
Homelander would bite his dick off and he would bleed to death, thus completing a fulfilling story of Butcher's hubris and Homelander's "anything to win" mentality. It would also harken back to the scene early in the series where he tried to have the deep suck his dick. Like poetry, it would rhyme
>>220650902>loving toiletkek
>Butcher puts his hands through Homelander's hair and musses it up>Grabs hold and forces his head down>Cums>Homelander "I've been waiting a long time for that">Butcher "Have you now? Well I've been waiting a long time for this">Butcher hits Homelander's jaw off with his crowbar>Pushes him onto the floor>"Right then, who's got the virus? We're not done yet"
>unhinges homelander's jaw with the crowbar like the old poster and drops a diabolical log down his throat
>>220651698Someone should edit a turd behind the title and change that to "the goys"
>>220650832i dont think he can poop on command. like i have a specific poop schedule and cycle. if i hold it in, im not pooping til next day type of deal. so im not sure he can just poop for homelander like that.
>>220652047no if you sit there for long enough and try you can get something to come out
>>220650914This unironically would’ve been a better ending
>>220652059thats how you get hemmroids
CHEEKY CUNTHEEKYCUNT
