It ends tonight.
>>220653313thank fucking god
Finally.
As I've never watched it, it may as well have never started. Who even watches late night TV anymore?
>>220653313not the dick sucking and shit eating.
EVIL ENDS TONIGHT!
>>220653335>>220653340>>220653355>>220653360>>220653388Midterms are gonna wipe you faggots out. Can't wait for democrats to rape you guys so much harder this time around lol
>>220653313BRUMPF
I hope he cries like Kimmel did.
Land of the Free
>>220653409Bye Stephen. You won’t be missed.
>>220653502I'll always miss Strangers with Candy and Adult Swim Stephen. Too bad about the other one
How do you stretch "orange man bad" into a 10 year career?
>>220653313>NOOO! DONT CANCEL MY SHOW! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT!
When its over I plan to unsubscribe and never watch CBS again
all this because he refused to touch his hair
>>220653409You can have fun too. No need to be bitter.
no scoops stephen
two scoops stephen
I want Jay Leno back. Save us, Jay. I'll lick your car and make Conan eat your shit.
Getting ready for the anons who couldn't tell the Colbert Report was satire
>>220653535It helps when orange man does new and increasingly stupid things on a weekly basis. Often times the segment doesn't even need a joke, the thing orange man did is in fact the joke.
>>220653683MWEWEWE MA CAR COLLECTION MWEWEWE
>>220653599Now it's just the jimmies
lol this is like caring a member of SNL left the showshit's probably a blessing in disguise for this dude
>CBS PLEASE DON'T DO IT. I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK. YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT? I'LL FUCKING EAT YOUR SHIT
>>220653409You don't have to be a Republicuck to realize that Colbert has been terrible on the Late Late Show, m8. I actually hope (probably in vain) that his LOTR show is good, and given how much of a lorefag he is, it just might be.
>>220653815>We went to the president and said the same thing, he turned us down. Sorry Stephen, its over.
>>220653815
>>220653313is they going to shoot at trump?
>>220653313I'd cancel tonights episode if I were the network, the amount of shit talking Colbert has done against them while still being a paid employee is embarassing.
Trump was on the 11th episode.
>>220653313More time for sucking and eating.
i still remember when it was announced that his show was ending and people posted his and other late night faggot's ratings, which reported fewer views than youtube videos of guys mowing lawns and removing hornet's nests.
ZOGNUT MUNCH!
>>220654067Yeah man, nobody watches this shit anymore.
>>220654067>>220654113your chud narratives are fake and gay. there is no way in hell that CBS would have him on the air if he was losing so much money, It doesnt happen.
>And for my final act on this late night show I'm going to personally murder Trump live on television
>>220653900they brought Kirk back to life and reprogrammed him as a cyborg, he's already on his way
i edited a little doc on colbert's covid era, ended up making a whole pandemic propaganda compilation that caused some big reddit seethe if anyone is in a mood to relive that fun erahttps://archive.org/details/colbertfauciandtheartofcovidpropaganda
>>220653313Really? Not on Friday?
Conan was boring DESU.
>>220653313>noooo, mr trump, I'll eat your shit while sucking your dick, is that what you want?
so CBS is just reruns of those old boomer FBI shows now, huh?
he ruined an institution and he gets to be LotR showrunner?what a sick joke
>>220654349CBS is dead to me now
>>220654361>and he gets to be LotR showrunnerhe is a giga fan of LOTR and knows everything about it. Time will tell but I think it could be kino actually.
CBS should rerun the Merv Griffin and Pat Sajak shows.
>>220654196They admitted by the end he was losing 30 million a year. TV is run by out of touch boomers and CBS is literally the out of touch boomer station. The only chance any late night show has to remain relevant is to be live, kids still watch SNL simply because of that.
>>220654393>They admitted by the end he was losing 30 million a year.I remember those chud headlines too but I bet reality is much different
>>220654415Yeah, there's no way Colbert was losing only 30 million a year.
>>220654390I'm not discrediting his knowledge of Tolkien, but I have no faith in his ability to write a screenplay or keep his personal politics out of it.
>>220654390 1. he's old and wont actually be running the show. In case you dont get it - he's there to be the big name behind the show, and to prop up his son's career, and his son will be just a name behind nameless writing staff. How many bestseller does Colbert have? Do you seriously think he personally wrote those books?2. just because he's a fan, it doesnt mean he wont ruin everything. Hitler was a huge fan of Germany.
>>220653313Remember 20 years ago when he was actually funny? What happened?
>>220654613Trump Derangement Syndrome, unironically.
sun's gonna shine a little brighter tomorrow
>>220653526Two great shows...
>>220654613all jokes aside I think he had a minor stroke or something because if you go back and watch his shit from the 90s it's not even the same person
>>220653409These midterms are gonna be an anomaly. Trump's base is uncharacteristically tuned in, like they've cottoned on to how bloodthirsty the Democrats are and it's motivating them to actually show up to vote. The majority of his endorsements have been winning their elections by huge margins. The redistricting gambit has spectacularly backfired for the democrats.
>>220653409Dems are gonna eat shit and suck dick
truth is Trumper went after all the late-night hosts, hoping one of their bosses would take the bait, and one actually did
>cancel culture is finally dead!>HOWEVER...!
>>220653313Ya lost, bitch! I will say I expected a lot more crying and smearing shit on walls. He likely already has some podcasting gig set up so he needs to mind his Ps & Qs.
>>220654613I don’t think anything really happened to him. This is just who he all ways, a DNC propagandist. I think what really changed is just that the Democratic Party went from a relatively more or less normal lesser of 2 evils to a party of insane woke wackjobs. When that’s who you start making propaganda for it becomes very hard to maintain your credibility. Its like if the daily wire made a late night show, only Colberts is for the Democratic Party which has sunk to the levels of the Republican Party over the last 15 or so years. Now it’s impossible to see a propagandist like Colbert as anything other than what he really is. Couple that with the fact that their own woke policies/ideals have changed rules of what is and isn’t acceptable to say/do, and make it impossible to actually hire people based on how funny they are, it just became even more glaringly obvious.
>>220653313who gives a shit
>>220653409>My jewish party is going to beat the other jewish partyGood goy
>>220653313That's awesome.
>>220654953you will be crying again when you see his final form
Oh no, who's gonna tell what to think now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCVBEE1SfXI
>>220654994The Sham Wow guy is taking over the tonight show
>>220653313You can tell he has raped children at elite gatherings just from his soulless expression.
>>220653313TWO SCOOPS DONALD
>>220654390It’s going to be shit. Even if he keeps contemporary American politics out of and just trys to tell a story of good bs evil, heroism, hope, sacrifice, loyalty, etc. etc. you know it’s still going to be woke as fuck and full of fags, shitskins, girlbosses, and all the typical woke bullshit that plagues modern day Hollywood. Colbert is just going to include that stuff, probably more than usual.
>>220653409Sure thing, lolbert. Maybe next time pressure your retard to actually do what he kept saying he'd do. We're waiting for that list of names.
>>220653836Oh ya, I’m sure he’ll respect the lore, while proceeding to hand all the torches to women and blacks and expand the backstory to show that actually an Afro haired black woman was the real hero all along.
>>220653313Whose dick will he suck on live tv to stick it to the chude?
>>220653713Yeah, the shit that has been happening in 2026 so far is fucking embarrassing. Just because deranged leftoid scumbags hate trump I refuse to not have an opinion on the dumb shit he does do.
>>220655242Sure, it’s one thing to be normal but it’s another thing to pretend you’re normal while spending years doing shit like ignoring the fact that the president had dementia or even covering for it. Colbert is a deranged leftist and I’m glad to see him go.
>>220655242Will he eat the shit that's been happening in 2026?
>>220654415you should try using the internet sometime. theres lots of info on there.
>>220654944This
>>220653409Massie lost
>>220653409Based
>>220653313>>220653572>>220653815
Who replaces him, Adam Friedland or Matan Evan?
>>220655619No one, they’re just going to cancel the show so they can avoid hiring a woman and lose even more money
>>220653409Why didn't you go to that #SAVECOLBERT rally in NYC? You could have saved his show. I heard the executives say that if 21 people showed instead of just 20 that it would stay on the air.
>>220655619>Who replaces himAnon...
>>220653313> Be me, Stephen Colbert> Used to play a hilarious parody of a conservative, everyone loved me> Get The Late Show and decide to unironically become the exact partisan hack I used to mock> Burn through millions of dollars paying myself and a bloated staff of activist writers> Make the same Orange Man Bad joke every night for 10 years straight> Alienate more than half the country, ratings drop faster than my remaining dignity> Don't care, still best friends with Podesta and DNC elites> Conflict of interest? Nah, it's called "saving democracy"> Turn the show into a literal echo chamber, only invite safe Democrats to nod and talk shit> COVID hits, time to shine> Dress up as a syringe and do a cringe-inducing song and dance routine for Big Pharma> Audience of clapplurchers cheers like brainless seals> Viewership completely tanks, bleeding money every week> Network executives politely suggest maybe I take a minor pay cut and lay off some staff> Literally shaking. "DO THEY NOT KNOW WHO I AM? I AM THE RESISTANCE!"> Show gets cancelled because it’s a radioactive money pit> Sit alone in the dark, crying, whispering: "This is Trump's fault..."
>>220655619Dave Rubin
>>220655699ironically Trump is the reason his show didn't get cancelled 10 years ago
>>220655699more thasn half the country hates trump too though
>>220656747yes but the half that hate Trump is ultra sectarian so they hate each other. They are not the good half to sell a TV show.
>>220653313Bye bye, bitch!Kimmel started a "Cancel CBS" campaign last night. The Left really does love to eat it's own.
>THE VAX-SCENE
>>220657384I didn't realize Colbert was telling people to get vaxxed every single night. If that's not some form of brainwashing idk what is.Glad he lost his platform.
>>220657340Suck their own too.
>>220653409If you don't like Trump it's not a requirement to love Colbert
>>220653313KWAB
>>220653313I don’t know a single person under 50 who watches him or any of the late night people
>>220655403This I can also agree with.>>220655505I can't wait for that unfunny meme to die.
>>220654302Awesome stuff anon
>>220654302I thankfully missed the entire scamdemic craze.
>>220657760Pro-tip: Be sure to make all the trolls aware of how much the meme bothers you. This will discourage them from continuing to troll you.
>>220657944Nah, I don't believe in trolling nor will I capitulate to not expressing things in a pathetic attempt at control.Trolling isn't real. At no point does the person who said stupid shit and got called stupid "win". It's something dumb-dumbs made up so they didn't have to compete in being funny or clever.
>>220657944You're no Pro. Who do you work for Number 2? Who do you work for!
>>220653409Won't happen. Democrats are in the teens in popularity and shitt broke and have no ground game left and Trump's nominations have a 95% win rate.The Left is completely fucked. Without USAID there to help them embezzle billions of dollars through NGOs they have no actual funding apparatus left. Their donors have all abandoned them because they got caught stealing twelve figure sums from the American people and also they're retarded communists.I know you hate it, I know you're seething, but Trump has absolutely won. Even his internal foes are now terrified of him because despite people like you convincing them that they could fight back Trump obliterated Massie. There will be no blue wave, the Dems will lose even more seats because they can't control their own hysterical calls for violence or showing contempt for their voters.You've been raped and it's going to get worse.
>>220658105Based post anon. Can I save it and pawn it off as my own?
>>220653313he's going to eat shit live on stage
>>220653836Lol he already said it's Sam's daughter member-berrying the fellowship by revisiting all the old locations and uncovering a dark truth (gondor was the REAL bad guy)
>>220654760>endorsements*AIPAC moneyLet's not pretend anyone cares what the orange retard says, money is talking and it's to the tune of $30 million in some flyover state nobody ever spent ten cents on previously.
>>220657995U mad bro?
>>220653313/leashed/ bitch
>>220653313I HAVE BECOME UNCOMFORTABLY NUMBhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1U7cwL0X0&ra=m
>>220658251I also reject apathy as the highest virtue of online discourse.
>>220658105>Trump's nominations have a 95% win rate.*AIPAC nominationsstop pretending he had anything to do with this. We know him and you are full of shit.
>>220658251“U mad bro” He typed on his phone, a forced smirk on his face. “If I laugh to myself and imagine the anon as being annoyed by my antics, I win” he thought to himself, though deep down he knew he lost the argument
>>220658314Seething. Massie didn't lose because of AIPAC. He's been hemmoraghing support since 2020. He called Trump a pedo-protector and ran in a district that went Trump by 30 points.He got raped because he's an idiot. You're coping that it was the Jews--and maybe they helped, but that's not why he lost. He lost because the Zoomgroid Groyptards who supported him don't vote in the midterms, and because he de-jure called all of the people who voted for Trump Pedophiles.The others weren't all hit by Aipac either. They were the ones who blocked trump's bills, and that's why they got raped.>>220658180Go right ahead.
First, InfoWars.Now, The Late Show.We keep losing, lads.
>>220658105Found the botfaggot mossad shill
>>220653313He should ask the exec if he could suck their dick and eat their shit to continue the showI might tune in to see thatimagine colbert with a big shit eating grin with literal shit smeared across his face
>>220658615After the damage he did to ratings, I say he should eat one... nay, two scoops of shit
>>220658233AIPAC literally just dropped $30M on a fucking PRIMARY for a district in Kentucky. Their candidate isn't even the congressman yet, he's just able to run in the general election.And yet consevacucks will claim they're free thinking and not Israel puppets
>>220658105It's a shame the left is so embarassing, stupid and wrong. Their incompetence has ruined a lot of ideas that may actually be good as well as turning the repubs into the de-facto sane party which is crazy. They're so effective at making the repubs look good I'm almost convinced that is their entire purpose.
>>220658803Don't look up the ethnicity of Massie's top donor or you'll lose your fucking Groyper mind
>>220653409>the blue jews are going to replace the red jews!Who fucking cares
>>220653313>I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!>YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU TWO SCOOPS? I'LL GIVE YOU TWO FUCKING SCOOPS!
>>220658944IU
>>220658908Massie was primaried for saying pedophiles are bad and fighting wars for Israel is bad, full stop. The rest of his votes were with the party line. To say that he was primaried for any other reason is a bad faith argument that not even you yourself believe.
>>220659047>full stop
>>220659096I accept your concession
>>220659118I'm not arguing with you, I'm mocking you.
>>220654196>there is no way in hell that CBS would have him on the air if he was losing so much moneyAnd now he's not on the air :)
>>220659047massie should have asked aipac if he could suck their dick and eat their shitmaybe he would have won
is it over
Members of Kekistan... one meme war battle ends tonight, but the fight continues. WWG1WGA. Praise Trump, and Praise Kek!
>>220659129Based>>220659118Yeah can I get extra butter on the popcorn? A snack is always good watching someone crash out thanks.
>>220653388kek
We'll remember, Stephen.You will not be forgotten.
>>220653409Massie just proved that the Trump coalition is nothing if not dedicated without limit.
>>220653409Go back
Glad this liberal propagandist fag is gone. Good riddance.
Why didn't Podesta save him?
>>220654415When is the last tim you actually stayed up to watch Colbert or ANY late night show. It’s an antiquated format and if the hosts are fine with chasing half of boomers than how few of an audience are they fine with grabbing?
>>220653313Drumpf's retarded Iran war made me develop TDS and I finally learned to appreciate Colbert and Jon Stewart. John Oliver is ok and Jimmy Kimmel is insufferable.
>>220653409the white genocide is going to be real this time
Darkness turns to light
>>220654390>Time will tell but I think it could be kino actually.you are a god damn fool
>>220660459>trumps choice to follow the Jews makes me so much more susceptible to different Jews That’s literally what you just said anon
>>220654613>20 years ago when he was actually funny?he wasnt thoughnone of them were
>>220655221total televised gay orgy
>>220654613Politics hit a point where nobody could joke about it anymore because it turned into people's identities and both political parties went completely insane 10-15 years ago.
>>220653409Zoomers don't vote in non-federal elections lmao. Massie got raped because Zoomers don't vote in the midterms, so why would you assume that them being angry would effect... The Midterms? They already don't vote.Basically we're going to win, and we've already redistricted ourselves a permanent electoral advantage. There will be no gay little left wing revolution. There will be no comeback. We're going to grind you into dust, shitlib, we're going to destroy everything you love. We're going to take faggots, trannies, welfare, niggers, immigrants and anti-whiteness away from you. No shitlib will ever teach at a school again, will ever hold any position but that of a SLAVE ever again. We're going to murder your Palestinian friends by the millions, stack the skulls of your Iranian morality pets in pyramids that touch the vault of heaven.We will strangle your sons, fuck your daughters, blind your wives, and blot every trace of you out of history. By the time we are done, we will have retconned your entire struggle out of history, it was all Based t he entire time--and you will go along with it because you will either be a corpse, or so Raped that you would not dare to speak your Jewish lies again.We will Reconstruct you, brutally, as Helotized slaves, and you will serve us in terrified silence for a thousand years.
>>220658225That's just the framing device for what is mostly going to be a Tom Bombadil movie
>>220653313I'm tired of seeing this wannabe johnny carson. Now lets see the rest of the late night "comedies" get cancelled. Hopefully the fatty is next.
>>220653409That's precious. Gas prices will be back down by then, and the dems have spent the last 15 years pissing everyone off. The RINOs have been purged, and for whatever issues Trump's having in the polls, the dems are even less popular. The democrats have been absolutely annihilated when it comes to redistricting, and they've lost their guaranteed black vote cattle buff. The democrat party is also broke, and the media propaganda machine no longer works. It's over, Johnny.
>>220653313>PLEASE CBS. I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK. I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT.
>>220661138There is no way in hell that Massie lost if Zoomers weren’t involved anon, Massie is the ONLY major political figure calling out isreals involvement in our elections at every level. That involvement is the only thing that zoomers actually see and experience in real life
>>220661645I think you guys overestimate how much people give a shit about israel irl.
>>220661645I'm far right and I find the israel derangement cringe at this point. Israel isn't responsible for the country being full of brown people. Being anti-israel is like safe edgy at this point.
>>220661679Why wouldn’t people give a shit about isreal IRL? They’re literally the OBLY REASON that Trump broke is primary promise to not involve us in forever wars
>>220661138The violent fantasies /ptg/ has over libs despite owning every part of government and getting everything they want is really bizarre to me. You should be enjoying paradise instead of stewing in rage.
>>220661645jew sperging is a terminally online thing.
>guys im talking about israel/Jews again!!!
>>220661750at this point both political parties are extremes, and anuone dumb enough to fall for the dog and pony show that is bipartisan politics deserves to be miserable.I cant fathom actually identifying as a “democrat” or “republican” (both slaves to jews). >>220661774It’s relevant to the conversation, shithead
>>220653409>PLEASE VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS, I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK, I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT, PLEASE.
>>220661731this, plus i'm afraid it's also used as a front for actual growing antisemitism and that shit isn't cool. liberals are normalizing it
>>220661139Cast him.
>>220658385>He called Trump a pedo-protectorHe is. He's not unique in doing so, our entire government protects jewish pedophiles (redundant).
>>220661957A sassy Latinx AFAB nobody has heard of beforeSauron will have orange armor btw. Can't spoil more about his character without risking a C&D
>>220661561*TWO* POOPS?!
How can you people actually think the government meddling in the free speech of a comedy host is "good".I long for the Obama days when things were so peaceful
>>220662296>How can you people actually think the government meddling in the free speech of a comedy host is "good".meddling how?
>>220653313Who will sell us mRNA genetic modification vaccines now?
>>220662296>How can you people actually think the government meddling in the free speech of a comedy host is "good".Free speech? You realize the half of television that isn't a puppet for one political party is a puppet for the other political party right?
>>220662329Take civics 101 in college and think for a second
>>220662296>I long for the days when leftists were ruining America with nothing but controlled oppositionwe know
>>220662296because incels don't care about this country. they don't care what america stands for or any of its ideals. i can't tell you how many of them on this site (especially since trump took office) have flat out said they would repeal the 1st amendment as long as it means liberals have no say. they can't stand people they don't like having the same rights/privileges they do and will gladly burn down the place if it means the libtards get triggered
>>220655619they cancelled the show, not the guy himself, so no one is replacing him.
funny we were all sad when Colbert Report ended, now we celebrate that this show ends, how we've all changed
>>220662431The left truly cant meme.Still, after all these years.
>>220662431and i'm sure the people who would lynch the founding fathers if they were alive today are the true heirs of america
>>220661138>We're going to murder your Palestinian friends by the millions, stack the skulls of your Iranian morality pets in pyramids that touch the vault of heaven.You see how this shit gets conflated. What the fuck does fighting Israels wars have to do with pwning the libs? You can think lefties are retarded without playing into the hands of warhawk morons. Think for yourself.
>>220653713thats why Trump is far better than any of these late night hosts by himself, all they are is a middle man and more often than not their "jokes" take the wind out of the inherent humor of what he said or did
>>220662296People like me have spent our whole lives complaining about the power of the FCC and departments like it around the world, the people complaining about Colbert getting done in were the ones we we weighting against on this, but the very moment is was the left getting hurt for a change suddenly they claimed to be for liberty.Rights must be reciprocated, liberty shouldn't apply to people who have spent their lives fighting against it
>>220662487>no argument because she knows i'm 100% right
Hey what happened to the whole "invade Greenland, Iceland, Panama, Canada and Mexico" plan?Trump cucked out hard
>>220662587Your bait post was boring, so you'll have to deal with it
>>220662596>Our guy managed to hold back his more retarded impulses>That means we lost
>>220662623Donald Cuck
>>220653409SAAAAR! RESPECT H1B INDIANS!
>>220662431>i can't tell you how many of them on this site (especially since trump took office) have flat out said they would repeal the 1st amendmentThe stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>220662620This is truly the worst sin. That they're not even funny or interesting. They're far too angry to even make fun memes or good jokes.Like >>220662659. What lame bullshit is this?Just repeatedly poking people looking for attention, desperation obvious in every post.
>nooo vote for my ruling class!>noooooo his ruling class will kill us vote for mineAmerican politics are so weird to watch as a European, you niggas need a communist revolution if you actually want to shake things up. Doesn't it bother you that biggest donors have zero qualms switching parties? Silicon valley went Republican just like that,
>>220662717I would rather hypocritic capitalists from Sillicon Valley switching parties when they see where the tide is going, than a 1984 distopya party who preaches genital mutilation for kids. Ohhhhh the joooooooooooss!!!!!!
>>220662717Are we doing the "We lost so try and force Euros and Americans to in-fight" thing already?Just take the L and the intellectual slapping around with dignity, weird fuck.
>>220661645The only thing Massie did was reveal how much Islam money is also pumped into elections. Qatar wants their money back, you guys are horrible services.
>>220661731I feel kind of the same. It's hard to for me to admit being anti-Israel anymore when the loudest voices against them are a gay Mexican Fednigger podcaster, or a schizophrenic nigress podcasterI just hope more of the right realize that SEAmonkies and goatfuckers that shit up Twitter are NOT indicative of what actual voters care about, and that Massie's loss should serve as a warning to candidates that thinks fucking around and doing nothing is somehow a virtue
>Massie lost because JEWS!>Not because he was being a fuckard throwing PDF allegations at whoever shown up in the epsting file even if the file clearly shown Epstein hated whoever was being named and was against everything major legislative bill on border security
>>220661731>>220662871Correct fellow "Far-right" posters. Very organic posting.
>>220662620concession accepted. well that was easy.>>220662687that may have been true in the 2000s but not anymore. pic very related.
>>220662942Congratulations, you've won!
>>220661645Massie cosntantly shouted about America first then voted for legislation that would import millions of more immigrants. Fuck him. He can call out AIPAC till the cows come home but that doesn't change the fact he still backstabbed Americans while claiming to be "America first"
Couldn't happen to a nicer Bolshevik.
>They're just ignoring reality and declaring victory nowThis is just like the CHOP kek
is the dance over?
Suq Madiq was pretty funny
When I had cable, this thing that let you watch T.V, I always preferred the daily show to the Colbert report. Also I didn’t like his character in monster vs aliens.
>>220662962i know, you didn't need to tell me.
We're waiting for that list of names, lolberts. No innocent civilians this time.
>>220653313based. colbert never drew dimes lol
>>220653409VRA got overturned. so the affirmative action nigger districts are done lol
>>220653693>who couldn't tell the Colbert Report was satirefunniest part about it was how he satirized his own name by make the T silent at the end of Colbert, like it was French or something, but then he was forced to adopt that fake pronunciation and became an even faker person on the Late showShout Out to Ching Chong Ding Dong
>>220662431>muh incelsare the incels in the room with us now?
>>220663047it's never over
>>220663123Ah New Jack. The only good idea Cornette ever had in his life
>>220662296Comedians did this to themselves.
>>220663183
>>220663148His name is actually pronounced without the T. He was interviewed about this specifically and it was a family decision to let the children decide how to pronounce it, and when he transferred to college and performing he wanted to sound more sophisticated and French. It sounds totally made up but he has been consistent with that story for about 25 years.
>>220663167yup, i'm replying to one right now
>>220653409the crazy thing is you guys will still elect another trump in 2032
>>220662942This pic is also very related to a fool attempting to justify being easily trolled.
>>220654302this is , dare I say it, the POST
>>220663223Trump is New Jack and Colbert is Vic Grimes
>>220663393can't even blame it on lead like the boomers/eary genx poisoned by silent gen.sad times
i dont want to make an own thread this dude is painfully unfunny and all his "jokes" are about racism in general but not in a funny or clever way and he is also straight up unironically racist towards white people how is he so popular
>they're so mad they're trying to force generational infighting since the euro/american D&C got called out immediatelyFucking lmao
>>220663493Nostalgia. listen to what people quote 99% of the time it’s Chappelle show
>>220663493YWNBAW
>>220663393Can I get a demographics check?
>>220663393anon it doesn't matter anymore. this site is no longer known as the place where you go to blow off steam and have a laugh at others acting retarded. election tourists have overrun the place. they think this is some revolutionary staging ground and that they're all fighting against the le jews because they post pictures of frogs.
>>220653409Kamala lost, sweaty
>>220663493>makes jokes about other races>"hahahhahahahahahaha">makes jokes about your race>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE H-HE'S RACIST!"incels truly do have the thinnest skin.
>>220653693I know it was satire but that character was way more endearing and likable than the real Stephen Colbert.
>>220663823Bruh he doesnt even make jokes he just tell stories in which black are victims and everyone else is racistin one "joke" he said there was a white dude who was armed and greeted him as walking and chappelle hated it but couldnt do anything cause teh dude was armed so he went to buy a gun at walmart and asked specifically for bullets for whites to kill that one guyThats the joke literally what the fuck
>>220653409You have to go back.
>>220663876ok but that doesn't mean he's racist. you're just shitting your panties because you love dishing out the bantz out but can't receive it back.
>>220663493He was only ever funny when he made jokes about black people. Then he ragequit his own show when he found out white people were laughing at his jokes. He's always been a whiny little faggot.
>>220663935I dont give a shit about racism so long is funny but he doesn't tell jokes he is not being witty or clever or anything its like nu south park which is just shock value
SKIBIDI BIDENHITLER'S LANGUAGE
>now kiss pedro pascal on live TV or we'll release the files
>>220654302>if anyone is in a mood to relive that fun erawhy the fuck would i want that?
>>220663943no...he realized that people were laughing at them as a proxy for their casual racism. and he was correct. in fact you literally prove him correct with your first sentence.
>>220653313Good. Put FOX News in his place.
>>220663943>>220664201lol he had a nervous breakdown a few weeks into filming and then years later came up with the racism excuse
>>220653409Die of aids, troon. Nobody cares about midterms. Dems can win the next ten elections for all I care because you'll always seethe about muh imaginary fashists. Regardless, the fact remains that your favorite late night, npc, current thing, talking points transmitter is toast and you'll never be a woman.
>>220664371Colbert and his handlers failed so bad that they're getting rid of the show entirely. Letterman was pissed.Fuck em! CBS belongs to us now. ABC is next!
>>220653313I'm not convinced this man is not jewish.
>>220658233awww, you gotta move the goal post after getting ass blasting with reality that the midterms are MAGAs. I hope every jew cuts off more of your tiny cock, and sucks the blood out of it, to grow stronger and richer, to pay for more leftist terrorists to lose and fail.
>>220664403>CBS belongs to us now.Based. Who is us and how do I join?
EVIL DIES TONIGHT
>>220659047If pedophiles are bad, why does he not do anything about Epstein, who is alive in Israel? What does he think his emails are gonna prove? Oh wait, it's just political theater and distract from Epstein's prison escape, and/or he's too stupid to get anything real done. Like preventing Israel from continuing to get billion in tax money.
>>220663900praise kek fellow r/thedonald magapede
>>220654302>"big reddit seethe">is still seething over something from over a half decade ago
>>220664201No he told Paul Mooney he's not going in for any gay shit no matter how high I was faggot*slaps knee*HEE HEeee
>>220653713Oh, so like the leftist news? They need multiple propaganda wings to drive home how really important it is to defeat evil by voting in democrats who steal all the taxes, funnel them through programs for illegals, and then use the money to help them bribe, campaign, and steal elections, huh? Gotcha. Sorta like how they have control fake narratives by using academia and hollywood, to drive home more commie bullshit that drove civil rights for a bunch of hateful wicked, criminal retarded scum.
Colbert FAFO and then Colbert got BTFOAll of you are next. We voted for this.
>>220662522I am not motivated by any desire to save anything, money or otherwise. Left wing pigs spent years attempting to hurt me, and now they are upset that some shitskins are being bombed by the Yids on the other side of the planet. Okay, I support killing those people because Shitlibs like them. I want their blood to run in rivers, I want their intestines eaten by dogs. That is the beginning and ending of my motivation.>But IsraelI don't give a shit about Israel. I care about hurting left wing hogs. I want their flesh scourged from their backs. I want what they love smashed and ground into shit and filth and ash. If anyone didn't want me to feel like this, they should have thought about that before replacing red haired girls in movies with niggers, or tearing down statues of Civil War generals. My two exclusive motivations are shitlib suffering and deporting shitskins--which happens to also cause shitlib suffering. I will tolerate any expenditure of blood and treasure if it puts the shitlib under my boot where he belongs, kicks the teeth from his mouth, puts chains around his faggot neck.
not one of you niggers posted his magnum opus?!
>>220664642Too bad we're anonymous or people could come look at this post after your future school shooting
>>220664467over on /pw/ we're known as E-Gods. we run the board over there. maybe /tv/ can be T-Gods.
>>220653355These kind of people >>220653409Boomers and liberal stay at home sons who don't realize how abnormal it is almost all their socialization comes from their parents and the TV.
>>220664642sanest incel
It ended long ago, before you were born even.
Diddlecore
>>220664943>>220664952What the fuck were they thinkingHe's such an obvious dork there's no way he can sell cool even after a makeover
>>220664943Looks more like AIDScore
>>220653388
2 SCOOPS??????
>>220664991It's just regime sycophancy like how they tried to make Mueller and Zelenskyyyyy into sex symbols
>>220653313i ruvu censorship daddy please errode my freedoms even more huhu
>>220653313His show was still going on? Did people really watch him talk about Trump for 10 years?
it was a different time........
>>220665071>if you don’t pay me $20m a year it’s not free speech
>>220665073Boomers like my mom do... but now she's watching more stuff on YouTube, especially leftist YouTube grifters Luke Beasley and I've Had It.
>>220665153Yeah Elison the jew that paid billions for CBS and tiktok and other things for complete control of information did it to save money
He must have said something to piss them off
>>220653409Absolutely seething replies lol. Well done anon
>>220665153Why isnt he wearing a mask. What a chud
>>220663823>incels truly do have the thinnest skinHe's right though. Something changed or somebody got into his head because it's clear that Dave bought into the whole pro black, anti white grift and lost his touch. He joked about wypipo before and nobody was bothered because it was funny and because it didn't appear to be based on spite or resentment. Same way that blacks (and everyone else) laughed at his black deprecating jokes.
>>220665287Samefag
Anyone have a stream? I want to see if he cries. I can only imagine he will do something pathetic.
>>220654002you got anything that's good to eat in there?
>>220665367>He joked about wypipo before and nobody was botheredno, you didn't care because you weren't a bitter incel yet. now you have to performatively screech any time someone makes a joke about your race because your personality is wrapped up in something you had no control over
>>220663875True. Modern colbert exudes male Rachel maddow energy. No one wants to see that.
>>220653313RIP Scoop-Retardhttps://vocaroo.com/10aTJtlgfdyS
>>220665495No, nobody cared about how much Hollywood hated white people because Hollywood used to have pride as artists and attempt to make stories about love and life and adventure and anything else that art could make people experience beyond the life we all lead. But now at the point we stand the entertainment industry in general is proud of being nothing more than propagandists happy to “sell” the nothing stories they write backed by billion dollar investments firms rather than writers being chosen by producers experienced in selling these stories for their profit. There is nothing being produced out of Hollywood beyond hate for people that don’t support the puppets they’re bought to support. Colbert is nothing more than a catholic Ben Shapiro
DINKLE DANKLEDOCK, DID YOU REALLY-- I MEAN, REALLY, THINK YOU WERE **ACTUALLY** GOING TO BE PRESIDENT??>audience boots and howls with rallying cries of agreement>SILENCE YOU SHEEP. WE MOURN THE LOSS OF OUR STRONGHOLD ON AMERICAN CULTURE>audience is liquefied into primordial ooze, which creeps into the pores and orifices of Colbert, now offering himself on a refitted satanic altar>FUCKING FOOL, FUCKING TRAITOR. HEH, TWO SCROOP THIS!!! FUCK YOU!!!>colbert pulls out a white infant from a hidden compartment and, grabbing it by the feet, wildly slams it into the corner of his desk>he defecates on the mangled remains and broadcasts a still image of the dead child for the next 5 minutes of the show>audience sits nervously>short period of absolute dead silence>AND REMEMBER LÛT, WHEN HE SAID TO HIS PEOPLE: "COMMIT YE THE WORST SIN SUCH AS NONE PRECEDING YOU HAS COMMITTED IN THE 'ÂLAMÎN?>VERILY, YE PRACTISE YOUR LUSTS ON MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN. NAY, BUT YE ARE A PEOPLE TRANSGRESSING BEYOND BOUNDS.">AND THE ANSWER OF HIS PEOPLE WAS ONLY THAT THEY SAID, "DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR TOWN, THESE ARE INDEED MEN WHO WANT TO BE PURE OF SINS!">THEN ALLAH SAVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY, EXCEPT HIS WIFE; SHE WAS OF THOSE WHO REMAINED BEHIND.>AND ALLAH RAINED DOWN UPON THEM A RAIN OF BRIMSTONE. THEN SEE WHAT WAS THE END OF THE MUJRIMÎN.>...>A minute passes. Cut to entire studio audience, all now fallen down dead from exsanguination of no apparent cause. All homosexuals in the North American continent likewise mysteriously bleed to death simultaneously. Remaining survivors convert to Islam.>...>He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles.>"Stay right there ladies and gentlemen! Coming up is Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus! Stick around!">2017 Emmy Award Recipient, Jewish American Scholar of the Arts Nominee, recognized as "culturally or historically significant" by the National Film Registry
>>220665656Brevity is the soul of wit
>>220653355ive never even seen a clip
>>220653313EVIL DIES TONIGHT
>>220653313Literally who?
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>>220653409Imagine being so triggered by fake politics. Holy fuck. No matter what side is in office, the same plan will be enacted. Dumb fuck
>>220654390> Time will tell but I think it could be kino actually.you must be retarded to keep getting tricked after having the football pulled away so many times
>>220653535Dont vote, never will. Could care less which puppet is in office. But lets all realize that someone with zero political experience, can be the fucking president. This means it is 100% fake.
Look at all you retards participating in this dumbass thread. Im sure there a bit of samefags, but how stupid do you have to be to discuss shit like this? Pathetic
not even worth pirating
>>220665812Neat little site, thanks. It's a pirate life for me! Arrrrr!
>>220654361does he see visions of the people he killed when he closes his eyes to sleep
>>220654390Its literally woke girl boss shite already. U retards have zero pattern recognition. Its not about quality, its social programming.
>>220665877Looks like we need a new gamethread, boys!
MIRAGE: >>220665906
>>220664532just wait till you hear about the jews
>>220659047Massie Cultists are pathetic.
>>220666042they're completely mind broken by the 'joooooooos'. That mexican faggot cia operative was very effective.
>Bryan Cranston
>>220655144>left wingers think libertarians are right wingers>right wingers think libertarians are left wingersSo then what are libertarians, really?
>>220666306gay
>>220662411>y-you're wrong, but I will refuse to tell you how!~ you have to r-read somelthing, o-o-r take a class at a community college!>I-i am smart enough to know, I just can't reveal it! its a closely guarded secret!kek, this is good bait
>>220665886>arrrr
>>220659047His entire "campaign" was based on being a third world nigger and building his new career as a podcaster.
>>220663020Hey I took a pic of that tooFallon had his own as wellThose commies at B&J really love sucking each other off
>>220667706I have boycotted Ben & Jerry's ever since for this
>>220667769NTA but those late night flavors are so good though. Are Ben & Jerry hardcore lefties or something?
>>220667769I've never cared for their shit, likewiseI eat Talenti Double Cookie Crunch Gelato when I'm craving frozen sweets
>>220667788Very much yes, just Google itThey simp for Palestine as well of all thingsInsane commies in Vermont and Massachusetts the last 30 years that have too much money
>>220667788>Ice cream?
>>220654113Late night only made sense when you had no other options. With streaming, primetime is all the time, so why would you choose to watch late night shows over something else?
