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TRUMP IS TRYING TO KILL COLBERT AND HIS AUDIENCE
>>220667424I hope Paul McCartney comes back on. I want to hear what he thinks of social media sites.
Im having a hard on withnessing this redditorino eulogy
>>220667424>Stephen Colbert Live ThreadWhat the fuck?There are live threads for this cocksucker on /tv/ now?When did this board become so woke?
>TRUMP PLEASE!!>I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!!>I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT!!!Weird way to start the segment but okay.
>>220667424>liveyou mean dead right?
so the audience there has to sit there and watch this cringe shit for 15 minutes on the screens?
>It was an ACTUAL call for commercialsIts your last show but still have to kneel to CBS lmao
>>220667424>DENALD BLORMPF
GET PAUL MCCARTNEY BACK ON STAGEFINISH THAT 70 MIN INTERVIEW NOW
Thomas Massie will be his final guest
>>220667454where've you been man, we have regular colbert general threads
Holy shit was that a real gun? This looks real
this shit is boring now. i'm off to play Yakuza and fap to nigger bitches taking white cock. later losers!
>>220667454It's just for the last episode of this trash.
>>220667470yes and the screens they watch on are TINY
>>220667468NOT FOR 12 MINUTOS REDDITORINO AMIGUINO
>>220667493nope. we're having them every day now
>>220667485i was thinking of dipping but then neil came on and made a rick and morty joke, this show's been perfect so far>>220667477why not, hes got a lot of free time now
So what was Colbert ultimately wrong about?
Lots of theatrical plays on my local channel commercial segments.
>>220667477This will be the funniest option so it won't happen
>>220667479>havehad...
How many fucking ads for musicals do genx mutts need?
Shouldn't The Late Late Show with Tom Snyder have started by now? Colbert is running long with his bullshit.
>>220667512I got one for a Republican governor...in Massachusetts.
WHERE'S PAUL???
>>220667512i am thoroughly sick of them
I once went to a Conan O'Brien show when he was in NYC. He shook my hand and was 6 feet tall. It was a shit episode though James Lipton was the guest. Oh wow he's dead didn't realize that
>>220667503skibidi biden
I cant wait to post about this show on le REDDITI cant wait to see the front page of LE REDDITI CANT WAIT TO SEETHE ABOUT LE NAZZERINOS ON LE REDDIT
HOLY SHITDAVID LYNCH'S GHOST IS A GUEST
>>220667522HE JUST WON'T LEAVE
You FAILED
>>220667526
>>220667526He is with John Lennon now
>final segment is shuckin and jivin
>>220667526Paul died
Imagine if Johnny Carson did this on his last episode?
I will give this show an unironical upboat if he pulls off not mentioning Trump once
The Report was so much better and it was exactly the same political bent, it just had more real jokesIf there's no Neutral Milk Hotel this is officially shit
The fact you’re all watching this despite hating him proves in the end Colbert won. Trump tried his hardest to cancel him but Colbert has never been more relevant than he is right now.
>>220667526having a quickie with one of Colbert's sisters
>>220667541You've seen the actual lameness and inoffensiveness of the show and yet you're still butthurt about it
>>220667577too late
>>220667560no.
John Stewart is spinning in his grave
An Beattle singing
The Final Guest is approaching...
>>220667585>>220667589I missed it, when?
>>220667579>in the end Colbert wonHe got cancelled and Trump controls CBS he unironically objectively won
>>220667579if he's so relevant why is the show ending?>uhh his podcast will get billions of listeners
>>220667594D-Donald... please, forgive me
Why did he say good night in the golden disco dimension and then the show kept going???
that morbidly obese black women on bass
>>220667579Nah. I am just here to see what people are bitching about losing. And it sucks.
>That's itHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>220667603>>220667601Dude is literally directing lord of the rings lol I’m sure he’ll be fine.
>He ruined an actual kino ending brining back unc for one last song
Better than the SNL songs
The final guest is a Manilla envelope that contains a revolver
>>220667579??? i'm celebrating
>>220667579We're watching it the same way people watch a car accident.I'm morbidly curious how his story ends. That's not contempt, but something even worse. Not something to be proud of.
It would have been more based if he sang Yellow Submarine
>>220667620directing?
>>220667620>dude is directing a direct to streaming remake no one wants
>>220667594
ah the musical numbers, the show's really ending. glad they're ending it with a feelgood song, paul's still got that classic beatles guitar posture and enthusiasm for this classic
>>220667424Rest in piss to this boring propagandist
Which one is going under next? My bet is Seth Meyers. The very last one to survive will be Fallon
TWO FUCKING SCOOPSDRUMPFLERRRR!!!!!@
>>220667620No one mentioned anything about money retard we know he has ill gotten jew money. The point is Trump owns that channel now and his show is gone lmao lol
>>220667629kek
>>220667594soon
>Fuck the kikes Larry Ellison and Bari Weissholy based Colbert
>here's all the crew i got fired, come laugh in their faces
Was I seeing something or are Paul's eyes bloodshot to fuck lmao
holy fuck guys... it's actually ending... i can't believe this is real
>>220667613holy fuck good catch lmao
>>220667648I hope this portal shit is now not canon with all of them when they leave
>>220667579I had on King of Queens. It was the Eddie Money ep
holy fucking cringe
>morty i turned into a snowglobe
look at all these jews holy shit>>220667634WE ALL LIVE IN AN ORANGE SUBMARINE
>>220667671Our national nightmare is over.
>audience is like 70% people over the age of 55lmao
>All those people are losing their jobS
press S to spit on all the faggots who are now out of a job and will never work in late night again because the ellisons now own everything
Did he died?
Oh ok then. I guess Paul was the final and only guest.
>the entire staff is 90% Jewish woman
TRUMP WON
>>220667660Kek!
>>220667648will he have all their powers?
>>220667654Okay? The president controlling media isnt a good thing…
All these fucking boom booms jfc not one person under 30 in the audience
>comic unleashedthe fuck is this shit
are we watching Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen?
>ending is just some edited bullshitLMAO
>>220667601>Trump controls CBSAckshually one of Trump's handlers owns it in the name of israel, as people voted for
now whos ready for COMICS UNLEASHED????
and nothing of value was lost
>>220667694>>220667695KEK
>Kimmel>Fallon>Meyers>Oliver>Maherwho are we going to watch now?
Thanks for the music, StephenTill next time
>>220667707Yes it is when it's Republicans..........
Vale, Stephen. The #resistance will never die. *nods respectfully towards you*
Holy fuck who on earth are those leterelly who lmaoooo
its St Nowhere now
>>220667713Worse then the 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony. Brits were responsible for that as well.
>>220667648Seth's a good bet since no one's really aware he or his show exists. Fallon will be the last man standing but I think ABC will bleed money to keep Kimmel on the air in a misguided belief that there's still a chance he could turn it around.
>>220667724this is a byron allen board now
>>220667711>>220667715oh you couldnt be more leashedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/7qbLMT-CS4Y
>>220667710Total shit and literally paid programming since Byron Allen buys the air time as a vanity project.
Having 2... maybe even 3 scoops to celebrate
This was such a stupid cheesey way to end it. He should have just had a late show host interview him and talk about himself
can I get some Fs in the chat
If I were in the US I would do my best to put a tv innthe corner on Comics Unleashed every day to help the ratings kek
We'll always have the memories.
>>220667710Billionaire vanity show
>>220667697I didn't guess he was going to do Hello Goodbye, even thought it fits well.I haven't heard a Beatles song in about 10 years.
>>220667753go back to /co/ fag
>>220667739hey it's ray barone's cousin
>>220667730Ive been checking on that guy (Marc Threadigham) every couple of years or so. Hes still ranting about the gamergating harrasers lmao
>>220667750LMAO Corden drinking carton juice, geddit??!???!What happened to that fat fuck anyway
>people wearing suits>clean humourthe fuck is this shit, a 90s time machine?
What the hell is this comics faggot show? So fucking painfully awful.
>>220667750>who must go?
>>220667654>trump owns cbs Dumb goyim really believe this
>>220667724Meyers is worse than Colbert.
>>220667750remember when they tried to push le heckin niggerino talk show? he got cancelled right in the middle of the globohomo era
This is like 9/11 for boomers
>muh vagina(s)kek they're literally all like this
>>220667795By proxy yes you stupid jewish retard
>>220667776got cancelled for being a fat insufferable faggot
>>220667787Average age of his viewership is 65+
>>220667756I watched the pilot for the show on youtube way back in 2015 and thought it was gonna be funny because I loved Harvey Birdman. Needless to say I have only watched that and this final episode. Good riddance.
Well that was an absolute nothingburger. Anyway, time to go back to messing with the /trek/ safespace for retarded boomers crying about the sucking dick and eating shit meme.
>>220667750Crazy how Conan is the only one even remotely funny. Even though he's still a whiny lib.
>>220667776He wasn't funny and got rolled out of town & fucked off back to the UK, permanently I hope
This is like tough crowd but for liberal woman. Jim Norton and Colin Quinn are rolling in their graves
>>2206677505 down, 5 to go
colbert would have been fine if he went after everyone instead of just trump
>>220667820Crazy how le redditerino take is to always say Conan is the funniest and he couldnt get any dimes at all after leaving late-late night
Finally Late night with the DNC is over. This show belonged on MSNOW
>>220667820Conan had a show in the time when it was taboo to be whiny about politics. All leftist "comedians" apparently need that taboo or they degrade to being unfunny hacks
>>220667827I think you mean 4 to go. Bill Maher is a national treasure and a board icon. He's not going anywhere if we have anything to do with it
>>220667832he became leterelly the character he played on the hungry for power games (which was funny tbqh)
>>220667849>more jewish kvetchingkys
>>220667750
>>220667817Fuck those nerds
>>220667848Maher is honest about his own hypocrisy, I give him that
why is the black host only letting the black guest talk?
It was like watching an older man fading in and out of dementia as his death approached. Sad, and you remember the good times, but damn. As he pisses himself, you realize what you're witnessing is still a depressing travesty.That's Colbert: Pissing himself as the end nears, but just lucid enough that you feel bad for him, and you can watch him amble about while some dim spark in the back of your mind pines for better days that are long gone.He'll do a dumb podcast and fade into irrelevancy now. He's made enough contacts and has enough supporters that he'll have something going on and shit to do. For awhile. But having Paul McCartney was like sitting next to his own ghost, a prophecy for the future.He's destined to become a geriatric has-been with a famous name. And he'll fade away, his time over, forever clinging to the past. "Do you remember the Colbert Report?" as he shits his diapers.The man's gone, if not in body, then in spirit. If not in mind, than in soul. And good riddance. I'm glad it's done with.
>>220667834>he's not the funniest because he couldn't get a good late night slotHaha so what you think Kimmel and Fallon are just rippin hysterical? What a retard you are.
>>220667866Put a funny Trump face instead and its golden
>all this assblast because Colbert was critical of Conald Trump And you faggots have the audacity to call anyone a cuck
How is this show called comics unleashed and none of these people are funny?
>>220667870I just like him because he's said the N-Slur without having to hide behind an anonymous message board.
>>220667834Conan doesnt have to worry about money. He was a writer for SNL and the Simpsons. Then he was on tv for a long time. NBC paid him 30 million just for breaking the contract with him.
>Kyle Groomswow, racist and sexist much?
>>220667820I don't see why Conan is considered funny. The only time I laughed at his show was because Norm was there.
>>220667879this but what if you replaced him with pee pee trump in diaper? it woulde be funny
>>220667882>le redditorino is upsetorinoConan was an overrated hack, deal with it
OH MY GOD WHATEVER THE OPPOSITE OF COMEDY IS THIS IS IT KID POOP JOKES WOW BOOMERS DIE OUT SO WE STOP GETTING THIS SHIT
>>220667750Shame they never managed to squeeze in Samantha Bee
>>220667817>the sucking dick and eating shit meme.You guys already killed it by repeating it 5000 times
>>220667914>esl can't readTypical haha I said hes the funniest in that image and you've turned into a seething/coping chud. Your 5 foot 3 and bald/fat and have never seen pussy irl.
>>220667559HI SAL!ATTEMPT OBTAINING A RESERVED TABLE AT CORSETS UNCLE FUCKER NOW
>>220667893Fun fact, I did say nigger at work once in an "academic" set upI got away with it but looking at the manager face I knew that was a one-time only
>>220667927You need to LE SEETHELE COPEEEand finallyLE DILETTEEEE(that one is important, dont skip it)
>>220667750colbert on the far left, maher on the far right. rly makes you think
>>220667926>You guys already killed it by repeating it 5000 timesSilence libtard. Don't make me also spam it in your Dr Who thread too.
>>220667926We used to call that "a meme"We thought it was funny back on /b/
>>220667914I miss Masturbating Bear.
>>220667926Please don't complain! I'll fucking suck your dick! You want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit in the thread!
>>220667899I know, but the point its more about a guy everyone feels the obligation to say they love but when is time to tune in? no gracias>>220667882holy reading comprehension batman
>>220667926Maybe if you FUCKING SUCK DICK and EAT SHIT we'll stop?
>>220667866jimbo will win
>>220667995Your point was that he isn't funny because he couldn't get a good time slot. Which implies that Fallon and Kimmel are hysterical. You stupid pajeet shit for brains sister fucker.
>>220667893He had to do an apology episode where Ice Cube came on to be sad though.
>>220667820The people that pretend Conan was ever good are the same people being nostalgic for reddit and Futurama. Hey you retards! That shit was never good. Now it's time to SUCK DICK and EAT SHIT.
good night chuds, it was fun shitposting until the end
I was gonna keep posting about this other show but godamn is unwatchable
>byron taking over his timeslotHOLY KEK
>>220667848>Bill MaherYou mean Bill Meyer
>>220668017this is the Maher/Cube moment i choose to rememberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvFMc5pgpO4
>more vagina jokesbring back colbert
>>220668015Yeah nah, dont try to save it and getting mad doesnt help your case
i missed the thread, what did we think of the Costello segment? wanted to hate it but interesting choice to do a deep cut early costello demo
>>220667926wait, the peter buttgag one?
>>220667424Remember when they announced his cancellation (close to a year ago) and the next episode he went on the air and got right in front of the camera and declared>The gloves are off, bitchLmao retard
Going out with a wet fart, like a shart in the wind
>>220667444God, I wish this was true...
Press F to piss on grave
I'm watching his monologue and it's really bad
>>220667870Him coming out and admitting that abortion is just about not seeing the baby as a human was refreshing.He didn't pull the "women's rights" shit, he explained he doesn't view it as murder
>>220668207Great memories with this useful idiot Colbert. Trump said he had no talent so he used the F word on air cause he was seething.
>>220667648Seth Meyers is the most insufferable one to watch so I wouldn't be surprised if he's next. Colbert at least had the capacity to be funny before was utterly brain rotted with TDS. Meyers doesnt even try to be funny with his TDS half the time. Fallon's the only one who's even remotely tolerable so I don't see him going anywhere for a while. He's not as funny as Colbert but he at least tries to entertain people without lecturing them. I don't know how long Kimmel is going to last but I suspect Fallon will likely outlast him.
>>220667733>Ending to a shit American show>Somehow you need to still seethe about the UKUh, alright?
YOOOO UNC GOT NO SHOW NOW FR TRY TIKTOK BLUD IF U THINK U STILL FUNNY
Tick tock, hostarinos :)
>dont even compete>win
>Craig Ferguson doesn't get named as David Letterman's successor>one decade passes>The Late Show and The Late Late Show are cancelled completelyCBS cares.
>>220670415Now let's see Seth Myers's share
>>220667444I wish Trump was even 1% of what Colbert described him as
>>220667601Yeah nobody will be making Trump jokes anymore! Oh wait yes they will…
>>220670480I cannot stand his show, but I have to give him props - when WGA strike happened, Guttfeld remained on air, because he writes his own shit, unlike every other leftie talking head.
>>220667532Conan's way taller than just 6 feet
>>220667424I got to the tig notaro cameo then dipped there was no functional difference between the monologue and the start of the desk segment and it just felt sad. He never got the hang of the monologue it seems
>>220670480Dude I love Gutfeld! Like… like… the joke about… you know. HE’S SO FUNNY!!
>>220671054Meanwhile other late night hosts supported their writers on strike and also paid the wages for their staff from their own pocket.
>>220667695They won’t work in late night again because it’s an antiquated format for a show. Though I hope something good happens with the Ed Sullivan theater it’s a cool looking stage
>>220671116It’s going to be torn down
>>220668034Only for the summer
I did some simple math.The networks and advertisers only care about one demo, 18-49.Guess how many United States citizens aged 18-49 watch the one most POPULAR of these network late night talk shows live?0.3% Combined shows are 0.7% Less than 1% of the population 18-49 in the United States watches late night talk shows.Wrap your mind around that.And yet these hosts are plastered all over old school media or social media as people who are somehow interesting or important.
>>220671103>meanwhile leftoid night hosts supported pic related on strike and now 45% of them is without jobs and hosts are pulled off airWorld is healing.
>>220667464>DOOM WAD
>>220667532Conan has a habit of being inches taller than celebs who claim 6'5"-6'6" in photos
>>220667820I enjoyed Maher's show with Andy Dick. I don't know if it's usually that watchable
>You could've taken a pay cut. You got your own show cancelled. You're not a fucking baby. For once, take some responsibility for yourself.
>>220671581>when affirmative action was white
Still better ending than The Boyz
